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Title: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on August 25, 2009, 10:57:47 AM

Okay, I'll start this out with

http://meatcards.com/

Meat business cards :lulz:

(http://meatcards.com/images/meatcards.jpg)

NOW YOU GO! POST MOAR meat related usefulness. :D

Title: Re: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on August 25, 2009, 10:59:46 AM

a business card made of beef jerky! omg yums.

Title: Re: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: Remington on August 25, 2009, 11:40:25 AM

Welding!

http://www.popsci.com/bacon (http://www.popsci.com/bacon)

Title: Re: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: LMNO on August 25, 2009, 12:58:21 PM

Vaguely offensive porn!

www.extremetube.com

(ummm... NSFW. But you should click anyway. They have an entire section devoted to INTENTIONAL PROLAPSING!)

Title: Re: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on August 25, 2009, 01:19:24 PM

THIS: "I used prosciutto (Italian for "expensive bacon") because it is a superior engineering grade of meat." :lulz:

Title: Re: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: Cramulus on August 25, 2009, 02:49:56 PM

Quote from: LMNO on August 25, 2009, 12:58:21 PM
(ummm... NSFW. But you should click anyway. They have an entire section devoted to INTENTIONAL PROLAPSING!)

I read that as "intellectual prolapsing" and had a coffeemonitor moment

Title: Re: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: Richter on August 25, 2009, 02:52:22 PM

Prolapse as a venue for intelligent and artistic social political commentary? Another one of the varried uses of Meat, and something I FULLY expect to hear about on NPR.

Title: Re: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: LMNO on August 25, 2009, 02:52:44 PM

Quote from: Cramulus on August 25, 2009, 02:49:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 25, 2009, 12:58:21 PM
(ummm... NSFW. But you should click anyway. They have an entire section devoted to INTENTIONAL PROLAPSING!)

I read that as "intellectual prolapsing" and had a coffeemonitor moment

That's a pretty great term you accidentally invented.

Title: Re: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: Darth Cupcake on August 25, 2009, 03:00:15 PM

I'm a fan of the classics: take a slab of meat, slap people with it.

Simple and elegant.

Quote from: LMNO on August 25, 2009, 02:52:44 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 25, 2009, 02:49:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 25, 2009, 12:58:21 PM
(ummm... NSFW. But you should click anyway. They have an entire section devoted to INTENTIONAL PROLAPSING!)

I read that as "intellectual prolapsing" and had a coffeemonitor moment

That's a pretty great term you accidentally invented.

Troof. I hope to use it soon.

Title: Re: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: Dimocritus on August 25, 2009, 06:06:38 PM

I suggest you read this:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HWU3wX2cDLQ/SXvFHOPIKjI/AAAAAAAAFDs/_re7QHWWwBo/s400/101_uses_of_meat.jpg)

It may contain everything you've ever desired!

Title: Re: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: Dimocritus on August 25, 2009, 06:09:10 PM

QuoteScrew die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients:
MEAT AND LASERS.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Title: Re: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: Cramulus on August 25, 2009, 06:48:19 PM

I am laughing soooo hard at this page

http://meatcards.com/challenge/

Title: Re: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: fomenter on August 25, 2009, 06:55:01 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaFZTAOb7IE

Title: Re: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: Dimocritus on August 25, 2009, 07:11:23 PM

Quote from: Cramulus on August 25, 2009, 06:48:19 PM
I am laughing soooo hard at this page

http://meatcards.com/challenge/

That is pretty awesome. And, surprisingly enough, some of those girls were actually somewhat drool-worthy.

Edit: Well, mainly just the girl from winner #5... waitaminute :aaa:

Title: Re: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 25, 2009, 08:57:05 PM

BEST THREAD EVER.

Title: Re: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: Richter on August 25, 2009, 09:00:35 PM

I HUNGER!

Title: Re: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on August 25, 2009, 11:40:46 PM

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 25, 2009, 08:57:05 PM
BEST THREAD EVER.

:thanks:

Title: Re: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2009, 04:36:28 PM

http://consumerist.com/5347440/ever-wish-beef-jerky-had-caffeine-wish-no-more

Slogan? "Grab a jerk and go."

Title: Re: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on February 01, 2010, 11:59:00 AM

BUMP FOR MOAR MEAT

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/9/2/1251887105070/Meat-helmet-001.jpg)

(http://annporter.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/meat-toilet.jpg)

(http://www.jaunted.com/files/15271/meat.jpg)

(http://www.brandspankingnew.net/img/headers/meat_hair.jpg)

(http://www.erikaerre.com/images/meat%20baby%204.jpg)

(http://www.erikaerre.com/images/ability.jpg)

(http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/meat-grinder-gun.jpg)

(http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/400/500/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/552/64/Meat_Loaf.jpg)

(http://www.eatmedaily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/meat-flag2.jpg)

NSFW: http://www.ashkanhonarvar.com/pages/personal_project/meat.html

:lulz: MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeat.

Meat search?

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=opera&rls=en-GB&um=1&q=meat&sa=N&start=945&ndsp=21

WTF!?

Title: Re: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: President Television on February 01, 2010, 08:33:57 PM

(http://www.walyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bacon-mug.jpg)

Title: Re: The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on February 03, 2010, 11:01:07 AM

(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7449/nicetomeetfacetofacelik.gif)

I made this for the thread.

Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on August 25, 2009, 10:57:47 AM