http://www.mediaite.com/online/rush-limbaugh-thinks-obama-is-after-his-penis/ (http://www.mediaite.com/online/rush-limbaugh-thinks-obama-is-after-his-penis/)
QuoteI would remind the rapper Jay-Z, Mr. Z, it is President Obama who wants mandated circumcision. We had that yesterday. That means if we need to save our penises from anybody, it's Obama.
WHAAAAAT?! :lulz:
Edit: Pseudoscientific Freudian analysis of the statement in 3... 2... 1...
I can now die happy. :)
What the cock is wrong with that fat turd with feet?!?!
:cramstipated:
Quote from: Squid on August 26, 2009, 06:55:52 PM
What the cock is wrong with that fat turd with feet?!?!
:cramstipated:
Ain't it cool? :lulz:
No.
I want him the fuck off my planet.
NOW!
:argh!: Listening to his shows make me cringe and kind of die inside.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2009, 06:53:48 PM
I can now die happy. :)
Me, too. He hasn't bred.
Quote from: The Nerve-Ending Fairy on August 26, 2009, 07:00:37 PM
:argh!: Listening to his shows make me cringe and kind of die inside.
Me, too. He hasn't bred.
It's because Obama's after his winky, and he has to keep it hidden.
Quote from: Squid on August 26, 2009, 06:57:43 PM
No.
I want him the fuck off my planet.
NOW!
NOT YET IT CAN GET WEIRDER! WEIRDER! HOW MUCH CAN YOU TAKE, SQUIDDY, BEFORE YOUR LOVE WILL CRACK?
Oh, is that all?
Seriously, you should've heard him when the Dems got a majority, about Pelosi and the rest. Lemme see if I can find some choice quotes...
QuoteYou never hear a guy complaining that his wife left the toilet seat up, whatever it is, it's not a concern for me anyway, I have my own toilet. But you do hear women complain about men, toothpaste and all this sort of stuff. It is set up so that the male behavior is what's not normal, it's what needs to be corrected, whatever it is that the women do in these domestic situations, whatever their characteristics are, those are norm and men are not. "This is strikingly obvious with the topic of 'communication.' Man has long known that women were the more loquacious sex, and you've probably heard of studies to this effect. A recent book states that women have about 20,000 'communication events' (I love these terms the psycho-babblers conjure up) a day, versus about 7,000 for men. But this is nothing new; who didn't know a bevy of garrulous girls in school?"
They're always sitting around chatting, and men have been making jokes about it ever since the cave days. There are these normal behaviors and characteristics that men and women have, and they are different in many ways. They're wired differently, men and women's brains are wired differently, yet we have, because of modern feminism and the feminization of our culture, led everybody to think that the normal male characteristics are somehow in desperate need of fixing and correction. They are predators. They are brutes. They are insensitive and so forth, slothful. All they do is earn a living, and that's not enough.
Subtext: EMPOWERED WOMEN ARE EMASCULATING US ALL! WHY CANT WE BE MANLY-MEN ANYMORE?
QuoteCome on, folks, what kind of insanity are we dealing with here? So I've been holding this piece from December 17th from the American Thinker called, "Extolling The Female Tongue." It's by a guy named Selwyn Duke, who is a frequent contributor to the American Thinker, and his premise is that we now have so acculturated our society to the feminist motif that women's natural characteristics are considered normal, men's national characteristics are not.
Subtext: EMASCULATION!
QuoteYou think I'm making this up? This is John Leo, respected columnist writing at Townhall.com. They are polling in these wacko socialist countries whether or not people think men should stand or sit while peeing. You know, once these things start they don't go away, think gay marriage.
Subtext: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSCULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!
Quote from: Da6s on August 26, 2009, 07:02:05 PM
Quote from: The Nerve-Ending Fairy on August 26, 2009, 07:00:37 PM
:argh!: Listening to his shows make me cringe and kind of die inside.
Me, too. He hasn't bred.
It's because Obama's after his winky, and he has to keep it hidden.
I just sprayed coffee all over my desk. :argh!:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2009, 07:05:24 PM
Quote from: Da6s on August 26, 2009, 07:02:05 PM
Quote from: The Nerve-Ending Fairy on August 26, 2009, 07:00:37 PM
:argh!: Listening to his shows make me cringe and kind of die inside.
Me, too. He hasn't bred.
It's because Obama's after his winky, and he has to keep it hidden.
I just sprayed coffee all over my desk. :argh!:
:lulz:
Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2009, 07:05:00 PM
Oh, is that all?
Seriously, you should've heard him when the Dems got a majority, about Pelosi and the rest. Lemme see if I can find some choice quotes...
I'D LIKE SOME MORE SLACK™, PLEASE.
I'mma go find some. In the meantime, enjoy this other "penis scare" from the Movement
http://wonkette.com/410276/socialized-medicinemandatory-sex-changes-for-all
QuoteLittle-known fact about this revolutionary new healthcare scheme for all Americans: it will force you to have your genitals remade into opposite-looking genitals. But the procedure will be "free," sort of, just like those abortions you'll be enjoying on demand.
Previously, I thought "penis theft scares" only occured in third world countries.
Not surprising--his famous label for women he was afraid of was: FEMINAZIS.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2009, 07:04:37 PM
Quote from: Squid on August 26, 2009, 06:57:43 PM
No.
I want him the fuck off my planet.
NOW!
NOT YET IT CAN GET WEIRDER! WEIRDER! HOW MUCH CAN YOU TAKE, SQUIDDY, BEFORE YOUR LOVE WILL CRACK?
I'm going to make a dolly of him. In it I will place chicken bones where his bones should be. I will then snap all of these little bones, twist it's neck, drown it in the toilet, stab it stab it stab it stab it stab it stab it stab it, then vomit blood all over it.
You know, just to see what happens.
Oooh, maybe I should take video of this and send it to him as a gift. A gift. Of love.
Quote"You know, there's a crisis of young man-boy education in the schools. And they did this on purpose, to eliminate male competition in the work force. This is part of feminazi grand plan."
Quote"Classic example of the castrati, the new castrati. Jack Carter is — has been castrated by the feminization of this culture since he grew up."
Sooo we're turning a generation of boys into men who sing like Micheal Jackson?
Also, I'm currently being subjected to Limbaugh. :x
Quote from: The Nerve-Ending Fairy on August 26, 2009, 07:43:16 PM
Sooo we're turning a generation of boys into men who sing like Micheal Jackson?
Also, I'm currently being subjected to Limbaugh. :x
That entitles you to Kill a Motherfucker, last I heard.
Quote from: Squid on August 26, 2009, 07:24:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2009, 07:04:37 PM
Quote from: Squid on August 26, 2009, 06:57:43 PM
No.
I want him the fuck off my planet.
NOW!
NOT YET IT CAN GET WEIRDER! WEIRDER! HOW MUCH CAN YOU TAKE, SQUIDDY, BEFORE YOUR LOVE WILL CRACK?
I'm going to make a dolly of him. In it I will place chicken bones where his bones should be. I will then snap all of these little bones, twist it's neck, drown it in the toilet, stab it stab it stab it stab it stab it stab it stab it, then vomit blood all over it.
You know, just to see what happens.
Oooh, maybe I should take video of this and send it to him as a gift. A gift. Of love.
Remember to stick pins in the crotch.
Quote from: Squid on August 26, 2009, 07:24:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2009, 07:04:37 PM
Quote from: Squid on August 26, 2009, 06:57:43 PM
No.
I want him the fuck off my planet.
NOW!
NOT YET IT CAN GET WEIRDER! WEIRDER! HOW MUCH CAN YOU TAKE, SQUIDDY, BEFORE YOUR LOVE WILL CRACK?
I'm going to make a dolly of him. In it I will place chicken bones where his bones should be. I will then snap all of these little bones, twist it's neck, drown it in the toilet, stab it stab it stab it stab it stab it stab it stab it, then vomit blood all over it.
You know, just to see what happens.
Oooh, maybe I should take video of this and send it to him as a gift. A gift. Of love.
Sometimes you fuckers make me
proud. :)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2009, 07:44:15 PM
Quote from: The Nerve-Ending Fairy on August 26, 2009, 07:43:16 PM
Sooo we're turning a generation of boys into men who sing like Micheal Jackson?
Also, I'm currently being subjected to Limbaugh. :x
That entitles you to Kill a Motherfucker, last I heard.
You know, that's oddly apt. It's my stepdad listening to it.
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on August 26, 2009, 08:01:37 PM
Quote from: Squid on August 26, 2009, 07:24:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2009, 07:04:37 PM
Quote from: Squid on August 26, 2009, 06:57:43 PM
No.
I want him the fuck off my planet.
NOW!
NOT YET IT CAN GET WEIRDER! WEIRDER! HOW MUCH CAN YOU TAKE, SQUIDDY, BEFORE YOUR LOVE WILL CRACK?
I'm going to make a dolly of him. In it I will place chicken bones where his bones should be. I will then snap all of these little bones, twist it's neck, drown it in the toilet, stab it stab it stab it stab it stab it stab it stab it, then vomit blood all over it.
You know, just to see what happens.
Oooh, maybe I should take video of this and send it to him as a gift. A gift. Of love.
Remember to stick pins in the crotch.
Remember to stop trying to improve on perfection, jackass.
Wow Limbaugh must of watched the movie Dr. Strangelove seriously
QuoteLoss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women But I do deny them my essence.
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Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2009, 07:19:59 PM
I'mma go find some. In the meantime, enjoy this other "penis scare" from the Movement
http://wonkette.com/410276/socialized-medicinemandatory-sex-changes-for-all
QuoteLittle-known fact about this revolutionary new healthcare scheme for all Americans: it will force you to have your genitals remade into opposite-looking genitals. But the procedure will be "free," sort of, just like those abortions you'll be enjoying on demand.
Previously, I thought "penis theft scares" only occured in third world countries.
I remember talking about this. It was both hilarious and painful.