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Title: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: Da6s on August 27, 2009, 07:07:18 PM
http://intershame.com/on/Fox_Nation/ (http://intershame.com/on/Fox_Nation/)

Words can't describe.

Here's the intro from that site:

QuoteOn the day longtime U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy passed away, news outlets around the country devoted a considerable amount of time to remembering his career. Fox News reporter Molly Line contributed to one such article posted on foxnews.com.

Like most websites, foxnews.com allows its readers the opportunity to provide feedback about the stories they post.

Below is a sampling of those comments. Be warned - most, if not all of these are not safe for your intellect...

Edit: added quote
Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: Cramulus on August 27, 2009, 08:18:46 PM
(http://mikecausey.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/broken-link.jpg)
Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 05:50:35 AM
Will I lose braincells if I read this?  Cuz I'm not sure I have too many to spare here.

*goes to read it anyway, Masochist that she is*

...eta: meh, wouldn't load for me.
Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: Cain on August 28, 2009, 10:24:48 AM
Server is apparently bust.

This is why its usually good to quote a few, for prosperity's sake.
Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: AFK on August 28, 2009, 01:23:30 PM
I read a few of them when it worked, and it was a variety of "now he'll burn in hell" sentiments.  Lots of ALL CAPS posts.  Hitler references.  The ususal unimaginative schtick. 
Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 02:13:09 PM
HITLER?  They are SO unimaginative.  Swear to gawd.
Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 02:15:25 PM
Someone has to tell the GOP about Godwin's Law.
Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 02:16:10 PM
What?!  You think they'd listen?  All they hear is the sound of Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh bouncing off the empty chamber between their ears.
Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: Cain on August 28, 2009, 03:30:24 PM
One of the greatest ironies of the twenty first century will be how fascism has become a meaningless word at exactly the same time it is starting to make a comeback.
Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: Cramulus on August 28, 2009, 04:05:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 28, 2009, 03:30:24 PM
One of the greatest ironies of the twenty first century will be how fascism has become a meaningless word at exactly the same time it is starting to make a comeback.

:potd:
Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: AFK on August 28, 2009, 04:23:44 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 28, 2009, 03:30:24 PM
One of the greatest ironies of the twenty first century will be how fascism has become a meaningless word at exactly the same time it is starting to make a comeback.

...and this will be added to my sig line over at PCF.  with proper credit btw. 
Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: Da6s on August 28, 2009, 07:31:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 28, 2009, 10:24:48 AM
Server is apparently bust.

This is why its usually good to quote a few, for prosperity's sake.


Couldn't sort out worthy quotes. It was all the same neuron-killing rabble you'd expect it to be.


Edit: Sites back up it seems. Try again if you want.
Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 28, 2009, 07:33:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 02:15:25 PM
Someone has to tell the GOP about Godwin's Law.
Ahem: http://chaoskeptic.blogspot.com/2009/08/americans-for-godwins-law.html
Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:35:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 02:15:25 PM
Someone has to tell the GOP about Godwin's Law.

DO NOT KILL THE FUNNY.

First and only warning.  I'll burn this bastard down, I swear to fucking God.
Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 07:36:30 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 28, 2009, 07:33:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 02:15:25 PM
Someone has to tell the GOP about Godwin's Law.
Ahem: http://chaoskeptic.blogspot.com/2009/08/americans-for-godwins-law.html

:mittens:

BUT: will they LISTEN?  Lampooning only goes so far with this crowd.  After all, their current bastion of feminine sanctity is Sarah fucking Palin and Peggy fucking Noonan.
Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 28, 2009, 08:47:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 28, 2009, 03:30:24 PM
One of the greatest ironies of the twenty first century will be how fascism has become a meaningless word at exactly the same time it is starting to make a comeback.

AAAAUGH! GUYS HELP THE ANIMATED CORPSE OF GEORGE ORWELL IS HERE IN MY ROOM


NO GET AWAY! NO YOU CAN'T USE MY LAPTOP YOU'RE DEAD! GET AWAFKJNVFSLFKMERvlkfe'3;43r/,





I fucking told you. I told ALL of you.
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Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 08:53:45 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 28, 2009, 08:47:03 PM

I fucking told you. I told ALL of you.
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We can't listen.  We're monkeys.   :)
Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: Cain on August 28, 2009, 08:58:11 PM
According to a book I read recently, most people probably didn't listen to Orwell because he was kinda a dick in person.

I know this doesn't invalidate his ideas, but running around telling everyone else they're doing it wrong, and he was a Really Real Socialist probably didn't help matters.
Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 08:59:54 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 28, 2009, 08:58:11 PM
According to a book I read recently, most people probably didn't listen to Orwell because he was kinda a dick in person.

I can sympathyze with his plight.

I've been warning people for YEARS, but at the same time squabbling nonstop.

Mostly because I like to say "I TOLD YOU SO".
Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 29, 2009, 12:03:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:35:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 02:15:25 PM
Someone has to tell the GOP about Godwin's Law.

DO NOT KILL THE FUNNY.

First and only warning.  I'll burn this bastard down, I swear to fucking God.

Wait, so all I have to do to get you to drown the country in rain is kill the funny?  On it.
Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 29, 2009, 01:49:50 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 28, 2009, 08:58:11 PM
According to a book I read recently, most people probably didn't listen to Orwell because he was kinda a dick in person.

I know this doesn't invalidate his ideas, but running around telling everyone else they're doing it wrong, and he was a Really Real Socialist probably didn't help matters.
Apparently I'm distantly related to him. He definitely sounds like my dad's side of the family.
Title: Re: Fox News viewer comments regarding Ted Kennedy
Post by: Epimetheus on August 29, 2009, 06:00:07 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 29, 2009, 12:03:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:35:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 02:15:25 PM
Someone has to tell the GOP about Godwin's Law.

DO NOT KILL THE FUNNY.

First and only warning.  I'll burn this bastard down, I swear to fucking God.

Wait, so all I have to do to get you to drown the country in rain is kill the funny?  On it.

If ye kill all the normal funny, The Good Reverend shall rain down the Ultimate Funny.