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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:08:12 PM

Title: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:08:12 PM
...use a "wahwah" (sp?) pedal in that manner, at least in your state.  Also, crossing state lines to do it would violate the Mann Act, so we suggest you drop the "warrior midget" portion of your act altogether.

Besides, it would only be funny once, and your liability rates would go berserk.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:09:54 PM
You know, they said the exact same thing to Woody Guthrie.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:10:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:09:54 PM
You know, they said the exact same thing to Woody Guthrie.

You will notice that Woody Guthrie is, well, dead.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:11:46 PM
 :argh!:

YOU CAN'T STOP ME, YOU MORAL MITIGATORS!
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: fomenter on August 28, 2009, 07:12:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:10:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:09:54 PM
You know, they said the exact same thing to Woody Guthrie.

You will notice that Woody Guthrie is, well, dead.
and his son arlo's hair turned snow white
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:12:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:11:46 PM
:argh!:

YOU CAN'T STOP ME, YOU MORAL MITIGATORS!

No, we can't.

But your insurance agent is a different story.

Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:13:01 PM
Quote from: fomenter on August 28, 2009, 07:12:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:10:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:09:54 PM
You know, they said the exact same thing to Woody Guthrie.

You will notice that Woody Guthrie is, well, dead.
and his son arlo's hair turned snow white

And he forgot how to write music.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 28, 2009, 07:13:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:10:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:09:54 PM
You know, they said the exact same thing to Woody Guthrie.

You will notice that Woody Guthrie is, well, dead.

But Arlo Guthrie is not, and Woody was an inspiration to Bob Dylan. LMNO has a pretty strong leg to stand on, as long as legacy is what he's interested in rather than personal longevity.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:13:56 PM
Don't make me resort to using "the device", Roger.  You know what happened last time.  Geldof had to organize a relief effort.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:15:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 28, 2009, 07:13:26 PM

But Arlo Guthrie is not, and Woody was an inspiration to Bob Dylan.

That's nothing to brag about.

Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:16:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:13:56 PM
Don't make me resort to using "the device", Roger.  You know what happened last time.  Geldof had to organize a relief effort.

I like to make him feel useful.  After all, it's not like the Boomtown Rats are keeping him busy.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: fomenter on August 28, 2009, 07:16:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:13:01 PM
Quote from: fomenter on August 28, 2009, 07:12:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:10:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:09:54 PM
You know, they said the exact same thing to Woody Guthrie.

You will notice that Woody Guthrie is, well, dead.
and his son arlo's hair turned snow white

And he forgot how to write music.
poor kid, becoming white haired hippie who's talent was tragically lost at such a young age.  LMNO wont you think of the children??
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:18:21 PM
Quote from: fomenter on August 28, 2009, 07:16:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:13:01 PM
Quote from: fomenter on August 28, 2009, 07:12:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:10:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:09:54 PM
You know, they said the exact same thing to Woody Guthrie.

You will notice that Woody Guthrie is, well, dead.
and his son arlo's hair turned snow white

And he forgot how to write music.
poor kid, becoming white haired hippie who's talent was tragically lost at such a young age.  LMNO wont you think of the children??

Hey, I'm gonna do a little song I wrote 40 years ago...
\
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/ArloGuthrieMinnesotaZooAmphitheatre2005.jpg/220px-ArloGuthrieMinnesotaZooAmphitheatre2005.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: fomenter on August 28, 2009, 07:20:11 PM
apparently you cant "get every thing you want" , if what you want is a successful writing career
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:20:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:18:21 PM
Quote from: fomenter on August 28, 2009, 07:16:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:13:01 PM
Quote from: fomenter on August 28, 2009, 07:12:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:10:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:09:54 PM
You know, they said the exact same thing to Woody Guthrie.

You will notice that Woody Guthrie is, well, dead.
and his son arlo's hair turned snow white

And he forgot how to write music.
poor kid, becoming white haired hippie who's talent was tragically lost at such a young age.  LMNO wont you think of the children??

Hey, I'm gonna do a little song I wrote 40 years ago...
\
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/ArloGuthrieMinnesotaZooAmphitheatre2005.jpg/220px-ArloGuthrieMinnesotaZooAmphitheatre2005.jpg)

:memnoch2:
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:21:06 PM
Quote from: fomenter on August 28, 2009, 07:20:11 PM
apparently you cant "get every thing you want" , if what you want is a successful writing career

I can play this song for DECADES!
\
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/ArloGuthrieMinnesotaZooAmphitheatre2005.jpg/220px-ArloGuthrieMinnesotaZooAmphitheatre2005.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:22:15 PM
If LMNO ever looks like that, I will kill him myself. 
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:23:18 PM
If I ever look like that, I'll race you.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:23:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:23:18 PM
If I ever look like that, I'll race you.

I want to look like Captain Pike before I go.   :)
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: Cain on August 28, 2009, 07:26:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:15:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 28, 2009, 07:13:26 PM

But Arlo Guthrie is not, and Woody was an inspiration to Bob Dylan.

That's nothing to brag about.



"G chord, D chord, G chord, D chord.....What kind of musical genius is this?"
- Bill Hicks, on Bob Dylan
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:26:36 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:23:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:23:18 PM
If I ever look like that, I'll race you.

I want to look like Captain Pike before I go.   :)


I want to look like Captain Spaulding when I die.




(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/10/12/devils_rejects_big_051012044813066_wideweb__300x328.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:28:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:26:36 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:23:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:23:18 PM
If I ever look like that, I'll race you.

I want to look like Captain Pike before I go.   :)


I want to look like Captain Spaulding when I die.




(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/10/12/devils_rejects_big_051012044813066_wideweb__300x328.jpg)

I think I win:

(http://www.superherostuff.com/blog/images/star-trek-captain-pike-2.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:32:25 PM
Dammit.


You know what's worse then being pwned?  Being pwned by a fucking TREKKIE.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: fomenter on August 28, 2009, 07:33:05 PM
i want a list of accomplishments like captain underpants  when i go
Quote
Banned Book Week

September 23-30, 2006
[Book Cover]
The Adventures of Captain Underpants

2006

Challenged for anti-family content, being unsuited to age group and violence.

2005

Challenged for offensive language and modeling bad behavior.

2003

Banned for insensitivity and being unsuited to age group, as well as encouraging children to disobey authority.

2001

Banned in Naugatuck (CN) due to concerns that it caused unruly behavior among children
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:33:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:32:25 PM
Dammit.


You know what's worse then being pwned?  Being pwned by a fucking OLD SCHOOL CLASSIC TREKKIE.

Fixed.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:34:22 PM
Quote from: fomenter on August 28, 2009, 07:33:05 PM
i want a list of accomplishments like captain underpants  when i go
Quote
Banned Book Week

September 23-30, 2006
[Book Cover]
The Adventures of Captain Underpants

2006

Challenged for anti-family content, being unsuited to age group and violence.

2005

Challenged for offensive language and modeling bad behavior.

2003

Banned for insensitivity and being unsuited to age group, as well as encouraging children to disobey authority.

2001

Banned in Naugatuck (CN) due to concerns that it caused unruly behavior among children

DAMMMMMNNNNNNNN YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

:crankey:
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:34:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:33:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:32:25 PM
Dammit.


You know what's worse then being pwned?  Being pwned by a fucking OLD SCHOOL CLASSIC TREKKIE.

Fixed.

Actually, that kind of makes it better, in a weird way.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:36:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:34:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:33:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:32:25 PM
Dammit.


You know what's worse then being pwned?  Being pwned by a fucking OLD SCHOOL CLASSIC TREKKIE.

Fixed.

Actually, that kind of makes it better, in a weird way.

Doesn't matter.  Formentor just dominated.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 07:43:32 PM
They banned Capt.  Underpants?  WTF?!  That's one of the best kids' series for getting boys to read!  Fuck.  I knew the assholes were after Harry Potter, etc...but Capt. Underpants?  REALLY?
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:44:26 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 07:43:32 PM
They banned Capt.  Underpants?  WTF?!  That's one of the best kids' series for getting boys to read!  Fuck.  I knew the assholes were after Harry Potter, etc...but Capt. Underpants?  REALLY?

I love this decade.   :)
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:44:58 PM
If it ain't the bible, it ain't worth readin'!
  \
:mullet:
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 07:45:42 PM
 :crankey:>>> Jenne about this decade!
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 07:46:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:44:58 PM
If it ain't the bible, it ain't worth readin'!
  \
:mullet:

:argh!:
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:46:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:44:58 PM
If it ain't the bible, it ain't worth readin'!
  \
:mullet:

Please note:  The town (North of Tucson) that I currently live in does not have a bookstore.  I asked about that at an Ace Hardware, and I received a look that said "WHY?  YEW ALRIDDY GOT A BIBLE, DONCHA?"

:x
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:47:25 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 07:45:42 PM
:crankey:>>> Jenne about this decade!

You need to see the humor in hoplessness and doom.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 07:48:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:47:25 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 07:45:42 PM
:crankey:>>> Jenne about this decade!

You need to see the humor in hoplessness and doom.

:crankey: 

Actually, gallows humor arrives...just slowly and after a wagonload of booze.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:48:39 PM
Methinks we need a new essay contest regarding the term "horrormirth".  Might even result in a new pamphlet.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 07:49:57 PM
OSHI--I forgot BAI's Borked issue...meh.  I'll crank something out this weekend.  Is it too late?  *dashes over to TFY,S*
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:52:47 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 07:48:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:47:25 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 07:45:42 PM
:crankey:>>> Jenne about this decade!

You need to see the humor in hoplessness and doom.

:crankey: 

Actually, gallows humor arrives...just slowly and after a wagonload of booze.

When a Jedi you are, get this stone cold sober, you will.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:53:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:48:39 PM
Methinks we need a new essay contest regarding the term "horrormirth".  Might even result in a new pamphlet.

I'm down.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:57:34 PM
Remind me on Monday, and I'll get all bombastic about announcing the contest.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 08:01:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:52:47 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 07:48:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:47:25 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 07:45:42 PM
:crankey:>>> Jenne about this decade!

You need to see the humor in hoplessness and doom.

:crankey: 

Actually, gallows humor arrives...just slowly and after a wagonload of booze.

When a Jedi you are, get this stone cold sober, you will.

Ugh...part of me (the liver part) hopes so, and part of me (the area between my ears) hopes not, because I know what it would take to make that happen.  Seeing's what's driven me to this point so far was well...yeah.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 08:02:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:57:34 PM
Remind me on Monday, and I'll get all bombastic about announcing the contest.

You should call it:  Horrormirth Is...

Like back in the 70's with Happiness Is... etc.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 10:28:45 PM
And the "Love Is ..." cartoons!

(or were you referring to those?)
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on August 29, 2009, 09:54:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:46:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:44:58 PM
If it ain't the bible, it ain't worth readin'!
  \
:mullet:

Please note:  The town (North of Tucson) that I currently live in does not have a bookstore.  I asked about that at an Ace Hardware, and I received a look that said "WHY?  YEW ALRIDDY GOT A BIBLE, DONCHA?"

:x
:facepalm:
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on August 29, 2009, 10:00:18 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 10:28:45 PM
And the "Love Is ..." cartoons!

(or were you referring to those?)

(http://www.artfulaspreycartoons.co.uk/content/photos/Love%20is/LoveIs02.jpg)

yes, this is the strip known as Love Is...
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: Triple Zero on August 29, 2009, 10:02:48 AM
awwwww!
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on August 29, 2009, 10:37:42 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 29, 2009, 10:02:48 AM
awwwww!

sap.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: Template on August 31, 2009, 05:58:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:46:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:44:58 PM
If it ain't the bible, it ain't worth readin'!
  \
:mullet:

Please note:  The town (North of Tucson) that I currently live in does not have a bookstore.  I asked about that at an Ace Hardware, and I received a look that said "WHY?  YEW ALRIDDY GOT A BIBLE, DONCHA?"

:x

:x
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2013, 12:06:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:08:12 PM
...use a "wahwah" (sp?) pedal in that manner, at least in your state.  Also, crossing state lines to do it would violate the Mann Act, so we suggest you drop the "warrior midget" portion of your act altogether.

Besides, it would only be funny once, and your liability rates would go berserk.

Bump for continued illegal activity.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: Richter on June 20, 2013, 03:42:06 AM
you have to admit, it IS a more viable control option than mundane vibrator controls.  The addition of the deisel engine really does call or registration with his local DMV though.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2013, 03:51:16 AM
Quote from: Richter on June 20, 2013, 03:42:06 AM
you have to admit, it IS a more viable control option than mundane vibrator controls.  The addition of the deisel engine really does call or registration with his local DMV though.

He's never gonna get it past emissions.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to
Post by: Left on June 20, 2013, 04:31:57 AM
Good thing it can be trailered then, eh?