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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Suu on August 28, 2009, 08:06:18 PM

Title: Spare Ribs, help!
Post by: Suu on August 28, 2009, 08:06:18 PM
We're in charge of cooking spare ribs tonight. They aren't frozen, and it's cool if we eat by 7 or 8, so I have time to braise.

Need seasoning ideas. PLEASE. NOW. THX.
Title: Re: Spare Ribs, help!
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 08:08:35 PM
Rub= brown sugar, cayanne, salt, oregano mustard powder.

Braise = white wine, garlic, honey, worcestershire.

After braising, reduce liquid to glaze.

Glaze ribs and put under broiler for 1 minute.
Title: Re: Spare Ribs, help!
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 08:08:45 PM
Red wine, salt, garlic...minced veggies...the spare rib dishes I know of are all French and in the oven stew-type...
Title: Re: Spare Ribs, help!
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 08:09:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 08:08:35 PM
Rub= brown sugar, cayanne, salt, oregano mustard powder.

Braise = white wine, garlic, honey, worcestershire.

After braising, reduce liquid to glaze.

Glaze ribs and put under broiler for 1 minute.

Damn that sounds tasty.
Title: Re: Spare Ribs, help!
Post by: Suu on August 28, 2009, 08:12:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 08:08:35 PM
Rub= brown sugar, cayanne, salt, oregano mustard powder.

Braise = white wine, garlic, honey, worcestershire.

After braising, reduce liquid to glaze.

Glaze ribs and put under broiler for 1 minute.

Shit, we don't have white wine. I have strawberry mead or red wine.... :x

Everything else we got though.
Title: Re: Spare Ribs, help!
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 08:14:25 PM
Fuck it, use red.
Title: Re: Spare Ribs, help!
Post by: Suu on August 28, 2009, 08:15:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 08:14:25 PM
Fuck it, use red.

On it.
Title: Re: Spare Ribs, help!
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 08:16:48 PM
Take pictures.
Title: Re: Spare Ribs, help!
Post by: Suu on August 28, 2009, 08:17:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 08:16:48 PM
Take pictures.

Oh you bet.
Title: Re: Spare Ribs, help!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 08:20:26 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2009, 08:06:18 PM
We're in charge of cooking spare ribs tonight. They aren't frozen, and it's cool if we eat by 7 or 8, so I have time to braise.

Need seasoning ideas. PLEASE. NOW. THX.

This post was MADE for advice puppy.
Title: Re: Spare Ribs, help!
Post by: Suu on August 28, 2009, 08:48:14 PM
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Mobile%20Uploads/Image223.jpg)

In we go! I put some of the chopped garlic on top of the ribs too...cause, well...you know. It is almost cold season.
Title: Re: Spare Ribs, help!
Post by: Suu on August 28, 2009, 10:00:34 PM
Omg. This smells like candy.
Title: Re: Spare Ribs, help!
Post by: Suu on August 29, 2009, 12:56:25 AM
Oh...My...God...

Fresh out of the oven and transferred to be glazed, complete with bone:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2612/3866281842_9fcd08c9ee.jpg)

Glazed and broiled:
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2509/3865474695_29f70b9c7b.jpg)
Title: Re: Spare Ribs, help!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 29, 2009, 05:28:43 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_r-AVu8WfK2c/Rgxl7OX6IOI/AAAAAAAAAB0/nx96hXKkZs4/s320/Homer+drooling.jpg)


LMNO's stuff sounds good. (also similar to mine)
I usually use brown sugar, cayenne, salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, dry thyme, adobo for the rub and braise it in white wine, vinegar, crushed garlic, worcstershire and honey.
Little late now though.

But oh mercy those look delicious.
Title: Re: Spare Ribs, help!
Post by: Suu on August 29, 2009, 03:17:31 PM
Yeah, your ribs nearly killed my sister and I when you pulled a bone out. She still won't stop talking about your death-grade macaroni and cheese.
Title: Re: Spare Ribs, help!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 29, 2009, 05:48:59 PM
Yo your sister needs that death grade mac n cheese.

She looks like this
(http://suzieaustin.com/images/pipecleaner.jpg)

No offense of course, she just vuurry skinny.



And that pack of crackers I had for dinner sucked. I kept pulling up that picture on my phone as incentive to get that work done to leave faster. Still didn't get out of there till 11.

Lookin at it now is makin... well would ya look at the time! It's blunch-o-clock!
Title: Re: Spare Ribs, help!
Post by: Suu on August 29, 2009, 06:16:09 PM
I hate her. She eats like a pig and gains nothing.  :x
Title: Re: Spare Ribs, help!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 29, 2009, 06:31:28 PM
Give it time.

OOOOoOOoOooooh give it time.