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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:14:46 PM

Title: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:14:46 PM
We've put up with enough of your running around being European.  Don't think we've forgiven you for those goddamned Mentos commercials, either.  You goddamn Belgians think you're so smart, just because you invented the windmills...but if you were really all that brilliant, you would have put FENCES around them, to keep crazy Spaniards from charging them with lances.

Oh, yes, we have all seen what you are up to, you and your friends in communist France.  Disarm now, or pay the consequences, you baguette-eating bastards.

TGRR,
Has been listening to AM radio for 6 hours, and can't be held responsible.
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:24:52 PM
Okay, that flopped.   :sad:
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2009, 09:29:03 PM
YOUR FACE IS A FLOP

A HORRID OFFENSE TO DECENCY EVERYWHERE

EVEN IN EUROPE

AND THEY DON'T HAVE DECENCY THERE

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THEIR BEACHES?


-DC
Has never been to their beaches
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:30:07 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2009, 09:29:03 PM
YOUR FACE IS A FLOP

A HORRID OFFENSE TO DECENCY EVERYWHERE

EVEN IN EUROPE

AND THEY DON'T HAVE DECENCY THERE

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THEIR BEACHES?


-DC
Has never been to their beaches

MY GRANDPAPPY WENT TO THIER BEACHES.  WAS FULL OF RUDE GERMANS AND THEIR TOYS.  AND HE DIDN'T EVEN GET A TAN.
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Kai on August 28, 2009, 09:30:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:14:46 PM
We've put up with enough of your running around being European.  Don't think we've forgiven you for those goddamned Mentos commercials, either.  You goddamn Belgians think you're so smart, just because you invented the windmills...but if you were really all that brilliant, you would have put FENCES around them, to keep crazy Spaniards from charging them with lances.

Oh, yes, we have all seen what you are up to, you and your friends in communist France.  Disarm now, or pay the consequences, you baguette-eating bastards.

TGRR,
Has been listening to AM radio for 6 hours, and can't be held responsible.

:lulz: You are a strong man.
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:32:37 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 28, 2009, 09:30:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:14:46 PM

TGRR,
Has been listening to AM radio for 6 hours, and can't be held responsible.

:lulz: You are a strong man.

Did you know that Holland is the capital of Belgium?
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Payne on August 28, 2009, 09:35:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:32:37 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 28, 2009, 09:30:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:14:46 PM

TGRR,
Has been listening to AM radio for 6 hours, and can't be held responsible.

:lulz: You are a strong man.

Did you know that Holland is the capital of Belgium?

Yes, I did.

Did you know Europe is the capital of communist arabs?
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 09:35:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:14:46 PM


TGRR,
Has been listening to AM radio for 6 hours, and can't be held responsible.

Kai is right--just how DO you do that?  Without going postal?

Jenne,

Baguette eating bastard (tis true *sniff*)
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:36:50 PM
Quote from: Payne on August 28, 2009, 09:35:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:32:37 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 28, 2009, 09:30:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:14:46 PM

TGRR,
Has been listening to AM radio for 6 hours, and can't be held responsible.

:lulz: You are a strong man.

Did you know that Holland is the capital of Belgium?

Yes, I did.

Did you know Europe is the capital of communist arabs?

Yes, I read about that on the BNP website.
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:37:49 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 09:35:25 PM
Kai is right--just how DO you do that?  Without going postal?

I don't.  Filthy assistant is feeling the pinch right about now.  :)
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Payne on August 28, 2009, 09:38:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:36:50 PM
Quote from: Payne on August 28, 2009, 09:35:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:32:37 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 28, 2009, 09:30:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:14:46 PM

TGRR,
Has been listening to AM radio for 6 hours, and can't be held responsible.

:lulz: You are a strong man.

Did you know that Holland is the capital of Belgium?

Yes, I did.

Did you know Europe is the capital of communist arabs?

Yes, I read about that on the BNP website.

Quite.

My Father is an expert in this field.
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 09:38:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:37:49 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 09:35:25 PM
Kai is right--just how DO you do that?  Without going postal?

I don't.  Filthy assistant is feeling the pinch right about now.  :)

Tee hee hee hee.  I mean...for SHAME!  for SHAME! 

:lol:

S'ok...I made the principal cry a week ago.  Still catching blow-back for that one.
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 09:39:02 PM
(roger I can't read all threads at once, usually I just open all the "unread topics" in a zillion of tabs, then work through those, so then I won't notice new ones for a while when I'm doing that)

ANYWAYS

WE FUCKING MADE YOUR CARROTS ORANGE AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN

also

didya know the greatest browser on earth was forged in Europe? Yeah!

plus, we invented country before you even HAD a country! except we call it yodeling. and we never used banjos, whoever told you that is a big fat lyre.

HOWEVER

YOU STOLE "BUD" FROM US AND SHALL GIVE IT BACK

i know you dont really want that piss beer, but you keep sitting on the trademark and those poor Czechs should do what now? rename their village?

and METRICS dont get me started about those, even Syn told me "Actually, I like kilometers ... there's more of them." (actual quote)
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Suu on August 28, 2009, 09:42:35 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 09:39:02 PM


plus, we invented country before you even HAD a country! except we call it yodeling. and we never used banjos, whoever told you that is a big fat lyre.


PUNS! GAH!
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:42:43 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 09:39:02 PM
WE FUCKING MADE YOUR CARROTS ORANGE AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN

See?  You save them from the Japanese, and what do they do?  I ask you.

Quote from: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 09:39:02 PM
didya know the greatest browser on earth was forged in Europe? Yeah!

Balls.  Firefox was invented in Maine.

Quote from: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 09:39:02 PM
whoever told you that is a big fat lyre.

FUUUU FUUUU FUUUU FUUUU FUUUU FUUUUU :crankey:


Quote from: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 09:39:02 PMYOU STOLE "BUD" FROM US AND SHALL GIVE IT BACK

Never.  What would we soak our brats - I mean "Freedom Sausages" in?
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 09:43:39 PM
...but he has a point about metrics...
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:47:28 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 09:43:39 PM
...but he has a point about metrics...

Metrics are easy. 

TGRR,
Just learned how to convert minutes to kilograms.
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 09:49:58 PM
:lulz:
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 09:58:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:47:28 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 09:43:39 PM
...but he has a point about metrics...

Metrics are easy. 

TGRR,
Just learned how to convert minutes to kilograms.

WOW according to official EU regulations this makes you a Level 3 European!

You may now change your title to "Scheveningse Schelvis"!
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:59:01 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 09:58:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:47:28 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 09:43:39 PM
...but he has a point about metrics...

Metrics are easy. 

TGRR,
Just learned how to convert minutes to kilograms.

WOW according to official EU regulations this makes you a Level 3 European!

You may now change your title to "Scheveningse Schelvis"!

what

no
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 10:00:09 PM
:lulz:
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2009, 10:00:20 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 09:58:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:47:28 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 09:43:39 PM
...but he has a point about metrics...

Metrics are easy. 

TGRR,
Just learned how to convert minutes to kilograms.

WOW according to official EU regulations this makes you a Level 3 European!

You may now change your title to "Scheveningse Schelvis"!

A) Pronouncing that is FUN

B) What I have made it mean in my head is EVEN FUNNERER
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 10:01:41 PM
Oh, and ROGER.

you know. We may not have Raingods, but ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuZ59CUBkwY
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 10:03:22 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 10:01:41 PM
Oh, and ROGER.

you know. We may not have Raingods, but ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuZ59CUBkwY


Fortunately, my work comp cannot see youtubes.

I will look at this from home, when my laptop is charged and ready for revenge.
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 10:06:08 PM
hint: it involves a raging angry Dutch, whose name starts with an "M", and seafood.
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: fomenter on August 28, 2009, 10:06:31 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 10:01:41 PM
Oh, and ROGER.

you know. We may not have Raingods, but ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuZ59CUBkwY

the horror!!!
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 28, 2009, 10:12:41 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 10:01:41 PM
Oh, and ROGER.

you know. We may not have Raingods, but ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuZ59CUBkwY


I am mystified as to why anyone bothered to continue uploading videos to YouTube after this one was put up. Clearly this is what the internet was invented for, and now we don't really need it anymore.
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 10:13:27 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 10:06:08 PM
hint: it involves a raging angry Dutch, whose name starts with an "M", and seafood.

MUST...NOT....

...

...

:fap:
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 29, 2009, 05:19:05 AM
I love this whole thread!
I squeezed it like this thing
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cVTT2jmM4OY/RoFiUgu2phI/AAAAAAAAAaI/-39oWvWIfAQ/s400/09500-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on August 29, 2009, 09:17:32 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 10:01:41 PM
Oh, and ROGER.

you know. We may not have Raingods, but ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuZ59CUBkwY


gluttony and gabba. :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2009, 03:58:07 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on August 29, 2009, 09:17:32 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 10:01:41 PM
Oh, and ROGER.

you know. We may not have Raingods, but ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuZ59CUBkwY


gluttony and gabba. :lulz: :lulz:

MOSSELMAN IS A GOD THAT STOMPS THE TERRA!
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 06:52:47 PM
bump
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Triple Zero on October 28, 2010, 09:55:39 AM



Dok: Triple zero, did you order the red bike?!

Judge: You don't have to ride that bike--

000: I'll ride the bike. You want bikes?

Dok: I think I'm entitled.

000: You want bikes?!

Dok: I want the bikes!

000: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BIKES! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7gi2RxM1Qg) Dok, we live in a world that has streets, and those streets have to be guarded by bikes. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Doktor Howl? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom! You weep for road signs and you curse the one-way streets. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: those road signs, while tragic, probably saved bikes. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves bikes! You don't want the bikes, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on those streets! You need me on those streets! We use words like "frame, "spoke nipple", "double-walled clincher rim". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending bikes. You use them as a punchline! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who steers and drives over the bikes of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "Thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a bike, and ride against the traffic. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
Dok: Did you order the red bike?
000: I did the job that—-
Dok: Did you order the red bike?!
000: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!!





(be sure to watch the youtube vid behind the link when you get the chance, it's fucking amazing)
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2010, 02:45:27 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Triple Zero on October 28, 2010, 03:26:10 PM
You're at work now, right? When get home, click the link and see the video of an American man who cannot handle, no, is unable to fathom the bikes, causing acute culture shock. It's wonderful :)
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2010, 04:33:31 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 28, 2010, 03:26:10 PM
You're at work now, right? When get home, click the link and see the video of an American man who cannot handle, no, is unable to fathom the bikes, causing acute culture shock. It's wonderful :)

Will do.
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 28, 2010, 04:37:54 PM
Not having cars in the city is a really great idea. I really think we should do that in Portland.

That guy doesn't just sound culture shocked, though, he sounds autistic. How many times is he going to say "There are no cars at all!" And then he talks about how they could never do the same thing in Seattle. :? Seattle would be perfect to go car-free, although not as perfect as Portland or SF.

I've been a little obsessed about dense, carless urban areas since I visited Arcosanti 12 years or so ago. It's a really good idea.

Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Triple Zero on October 28, 2010, 06:14:02 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 28, 2010, 04:37:54 PM
That guy doesn't just sound culture shocked, though, he sounds autistic. How many times is he going to say "There are no cars at all!"

I thought that was the most hilarious :) Seeing my home town described like that.

And pay attention to the final weird noisy semi fast-forwarded bit where he walks through the bike racks at the Central Train Station, it's eerie, but there are seriously over 10,000 bikes parked there at all times :) As well as littered all over town, everything possible to chain a bike to, has a bike chained to it. And usually one on each side of a street-lamp post. Sometimes just a few parts of a bike, like a bike monster ate the other half of it.
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 28, 2010, 07:09:39 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 28, 2010, 04:37:54 PM
Not having cars in the city is a really great idea. I really think we should do that in Portland.

That guy doesn't just sound culture shocked, though, he sounds autistic. How many times is he going to say "There are no cars at all!" And then he talks about how they could never do the same thing in Seattle. :? Seattle would be perfect to go car-free, although not as perfect as Portland or SF.

I've been a little obsessed about dense, carless urban areas since I visited Arcosanti 12 years or so ago. It's a really good idea.



I approve of this bicyclocentrism.

:awesome:
Title: Re: Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.
Post by: Reginald Ret on October 28, 2010, 07:48:15 PM
Any dutchspag knows two things and so should you:
1. your lock must be more expensive than your bike.
2. Never chain only your front wheel to the lightpost.