Do never.
:mittens:
I'll TEST your Mom.
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 31, 2009, 07:57:52 PM
I'll TEST your Mom.
Are you one of those guys that makes up new shit to yell at Rocky Horror?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2009, 08:17:56 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 31, 2009, 07:57:52 PM
I'll TEST your Mom.
Are you one of those guys that makes up new shit to yell at Rocky Horror?
No... sadly I'm still technically a Rocky virgin... I've only ever seen it on video.
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 31, 2009, 08:34:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2009, 08:17:56 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 31, 2009, 07:57:52 PM
I'll TEST your Mom.
Are you one of those guys that makes up new shit to yell at Rocky Horror?
No... sadly I'm still technically a Rocky virgin... I've only ever seen it on video.
Okay, just asking.
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 31, 2009, 08:34:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2009, 08:17:56 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 31, 2009, 07:57:52 PM
I'll TEST your Mom.
Are you one of those guys that makes up new shit to yell at Rocky Horror?
No... sadly I'm still technically a Rocky virgin... I've only ever seen it on video.
:horrormirth:
eek! i can imagine Rat in full drag.
Thread's dead. Thanks, Rat.
Somewhere, Chef is plotting revenge. Please bring a baggie for your teef.
I'll make sure to tip some "Tanqueray" on the ghetto shrine. Hopefully with hilalrious flamable results.
I google image searched "do never test" and came up with this:
(http://www.thebodyshop-usa.com/images/promo/against-animal-testing.png)
I didn't know Chef was into all that PETA stuff.
Chef D doesn't take sass from the food, either.
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 31, 2009, 08:34:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2009, 08:17:56 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 31, 2009, 07:57:52 PM
I'll TEST your Mom.
Are you one of those guys that makes up new shit to yell at Rocky Horror?
No... sadly I'm still technically a Rocky virgin... I've only ever seen it on video.
There's nothing sad about that.
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2009, 09:48:27 PM
I google image searched "do never test" and came up with this:
(http://www.thebodyshop-usa.com/images/promo/against-animal-testing.png)
I didn't know Chef was into all that PETA stuff.
Chef would punch them right out of their plastic shoes.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on August 31, 2009, 08:47:24 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 31, 2009, 08:34:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2009, 08:17:56 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 31, 2009, 07:57:52 PM
I'll TEST your Mom.
Are you one of those guys that makes up new shit to yell at Rocky Horror?
No... sadly I'm still technically a Rocky virgin... I've only ever seen it on video.
:horrormirth:
eek! i can imagine Rat in full drag.
Oh I've been in full drag... the goatee is a giveaway, and the hairy arms/legs... and I don't walk well in heels. :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2009, 09:53:27 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 31, 2009, 09:52:56 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 31, 2009, 08:34:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2009, 08:17:56 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 31, 2009, 07:57:52 PM
I'll TEST your Mom.
Are you one of those guys that makes up new shit to yell at Rocky Horror?
No... sadly I'm still technically a Rocky virgin... I've only ever seen it on video.
There's nothing sad about that.
:crankey:
:lulz:
FWIW although I've never been to Rocky and never will (too old to start), I anticipate that my kids will get a big kick out of it so I'm hoping the Clinton is still doing it (as they have done since I was a child) in a few years when they're old enough to go.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 31, 2009, 10:50:00 PM
FWIW although I've never been to Rocky and never will (too old to start), I anticipate that my kids will get a big kick out of it so I'm hoping the Clinton is still doing it (as they have done since I was a child) in a few years when they're old enough to go.
You're never too old to rock n roll.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2009, 10:55:51 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 31, 2009, 10:50:00 PM
FWIW although I've never been to Rocky and never will (too old to start), I anticipate that my kids will get a big kick out of it so I'm hoping the Clinton is still doing it (as they have done since I was a child) in a few years when they're old enough to go.
You're never too old to rock n roll.
No.
It's a tradition at this point. Like never having seen "Titanic".
ive never even seen a video of it or have any clue what its about
SPOILER: it sinks at the end.
Quote from: Cain on September 01, 2009, 12:44:08 AM
SPOILER: it sinks at the end.
I MEANT ROCKY HORRRRROR :argh!:
It takes a hell of a lot of work to get to "Don't Dream It, Be It," but it's worth it.
test
did we pass?
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 31, 2009, 10:04:49 PM
Oh I've been in full drag... the goatee is a giveaway, and the hairy arms/legs... and I don't walk well in heels. :lulz:
god damn it you shitfucking piss drinker.
why would you... OH YOU!!... :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
i'll never stop seeing this and... oh god it hurts.
make it stop!!
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01462/duck-and-owl_1462383i.jpg)
wheeew. ok, that's better.
Quote from: Squid on September 01, 2009, 04:35:00 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 31, 2009, 10:04:49 PM
Oh I've been in full drag... the goatee is a giveaway, and the hairy arms/legs... and I don't walk well in heels. :lulz:
god damn it you shitfucking piss drinker.
why would you... OH YOU!!... :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
i'll never stop seeing this and... oh god it hurts.
make it stop!!
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01462/duck-and-owl_1462383i.jpg)
wheeew. ok, that's better.
Muahahahahaha an early entry for the Horrormirth challenge? :lulz:
The idea of someone in drag with a goatee and hairy legs doesn't really bother me for whatever reason.
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 10:13:53 PM
The idea of someone in drag with a goatee and hairy legs doesn't really bother me for whatever reason.
Must...resist...digital...camera...
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 10:15:25 PM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 10:13:53 PM
The idea of someone in drag with a goatee and hairy legs doesn't really bother me for whatever reason.
Must...resist...digital...camera...
Why the hell would you want to do that? Resist, i mean.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 01, 2009, 10:22:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 10:15:25 PM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 10:13:53 PM
The idea of someone in drag with a goatee and hairy legs doesn't really bother me for whatever reason.
Must...resist...digital...camera...
Why the hell would you want to do that? Resist, i mean.
I was trying to be nice.
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 10:13:53 PM
The idea of someone in drag with a goatee and hairy legs doesn't really bother me for whatever reason.
It wasn't the idea of
someone in drag with a goatee and hairy legs that bothered me.
Quote from: Squid on September 02, 2009, 06:36:41 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 10:13:53 PM
The idea of someone in drag with a goatee and hairy legs doesn't really bother me for whatever reason.
It wasn't the idea of someone in drag with a goatee and hairy legs that bothered me.
Worried you wouldn't be able to restrain yourself, Squiddy? ;-)
Yeah. Guy...
that's what I'm sayin..
(http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/wtf_cat.jpg)
Quote from: Squid on September 02, 2009, 06:25:33 PM
Yeah. Guy...
that's what I'm sayin..
(http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/wtf_cat.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz:
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 10:15:25 PM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 10:13:53 PM
The idea of someone in drag with a goatee and hairy legs doesn't really bother me for whatever reason.
Must...resist...digital...camera...
DOOO EEEEET
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2009, 05:55:07 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 03, 2009, 05:49:27 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 03, 2009, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 10:15:25 PM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 10:13:53 PM
The idea of someone in drag with a goatee and hairy legs doesn't really bother me for whatever reason.
Must...resist...digital...camera...
DOOO EEEEET
I have to say I'm with Nigel on this one.
Okay, it's your eyeballs.
Hee. 8) Bring it!
Quote from: Jenne on September 03, 2009, 05:56:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2009, 05:55:07 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 03, 2009, 05:49:27 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 03, 2009, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 10:15:25 PM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 10:13:53 PM
The idea of someone in drag with a goatee and hairy legs doesn't really bother me for whatever reason.
Must...resist...digital...camera...
DOOO EEEEET
I have to say I'm with Nigel on this one.
Okay, it's your eyeballs.
Hee. 8) Bring it!
yes. The ladies has spoken, we want pics.
Some of the men have spoken, as well. No matter how much viagra I have to take, I swear I will fap to it.
:lulz:
Quote from: LMNO on September 03, 2009, 07:25:26 PM
Some of the men have spoken, as well. No matter how much viagra I have to take, I swear I will fap to it.
Ye GODS.
I have a mental image and it is HORROR :lulz:
Quote from: Richter on September 03, 2009, 09:29:29 PM
Ye GODS.
I have a mental image and it is HORROR :lulz:
MUHAHA
I'm thinking something low cut.
OK,
So LMNO's sitting in a plain hardwood chair facing a flatpanel monitor closer than is truly necessary, naked form teh waist down.
The expression on his face and his breathing both suggest a person about to receive a very expected and painful medical procedure of some sort. The static and white noise from the monitor fade and TGRR in drag slowly fades in. LMNO grimaces and slowly reaches for his #$%#, which hangs pale with tepid weight, much like Poppinfresh, but made out of meat. He begins to stroke, wincing noticeably with each repetition. He grits his teeth as a sob slightly escapes his lips, his eyes nearly clenched shut he continues whacking it hardcore, his breathing becoming spasmodic, like that of a person being waterboarded, as tears fall down his face onto his lower extremities. Thin blood and plasma, with the tears count as lube. As he approaches what could hardly be refered to as climax, he leans forward, forcing his wide open, bloodshot eyes onto the scene.
As he screams out his moment, the bloodwells out from under his lids, Zalgo is summoned through his degraded form from behind the walls of reality.
Allmighty Wrongness from Beyond is automatically cast.
All players in the state take 8d10 damage from Horrible and assplode.
Quote from: Richter on September 03, 2009, 11:29:02 PM
OK,
So LMNO's sitting in a plain hardwood chair facing a flatpanel monitor closer than is truly necessary, naked form teh waist down.
The expression on his face and his breathing both suggest a person about to receive a very expected and painful medical procedure of some sort. The static and white noise from the monitor fade and TGRR in drag slowly fades in. LMNO grimaces and slowly reaches for his #$%#, which hangs pale with tepid weight, much like Poppinfresh, but made out of meat. He begins to stroke, wincing noticeably with each repetition. He grits his teeth as a sob slightly escapes his lips, his eyes nearly clenched shut he continues whacking it hardcore, his breathing becoming spasmodic, like that of a person being waterboarded, as tears fall down his face onto his lower extremities. Thin blood and plasma, with the tears count as lube. As he approaches what could hardly be refered to as climax, he leans forward, forcing his wide open, bloodshot eyes onto the scene.
As he screams out his moment, the bloodwells out from under his lids, Zalgo is summoned through his degraded form from behind the walls of reality.
Allmighty Wrongness from Beyond is automatically cast.
All players in the state take 8d10 damage from Horrible and assplode.
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :horrormirth:
Quote from: Richter on September 03, 2009, 11:29:02 PM
OK,
So LMNO's sitting in a plain hardwood chair facing a flatpanel monitor closer than is truly necessary, naked form teh waist down.
The expression on his face and his breathing both suggest a person about to receive a very expected and painful medical procedure of some sort. The static and white noise from the monitor fade and TGRR in drag slowly fades in. LMNO grimaces and slowly reaches for his #$%#, which hangs pale with tepid weight, much like Poppinfresh, but made out of meat. He begins to stroke, wincing noticeably with each repetition. He grits his teeth as a sob slightly escapes his lips, his eyes nearly clenched shut he continues whacking it hardcore, his breathing becoming spasmodic, like that of a person being waterboarded, as tears fall down his face onto his lower extremities. Thin blood and plasma, with the tears count as lube. As he approaches what could hardly be refered to as climax, he leans forward, forcing his wide open, bloodshot eyes onto the scene.
As he screams out his moment, the bloodwells out from under his lids, Zalgo is summoned through his degraded form from behind the walls of reality.
Allmighty Wrongness from Beyond is automatically cast.
All players in the state take 8d10 damage from Horrible and assplode.
:mittens:
I came?
wut
the
omg. get it OUT, not enough bleach, holy barf oh god
change the
Damn you Richter! :argh!:
(http://19.media.tumblr.com/12467312_500.jpg)
ok better getting better....
(http://www.ohmyweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/FlyingFox.jpg)
ok ok almost gone
(http://babyanimalz.com/community/sites/default/files/images/baby-octopus.jpg)
aaaaaaaaaaawe
:x :x
BABY CHICKENS SHOULD NOT BE TURQUOISE! WHY DO I WANT ONE SOOO BAD? :horrormirth:
Quote from: Squid on September 04, 2009, 04:20:09 AM
wut
the
omg. get it OUT, not enough bleach, holy barf oh god
I can top it. :lulz:
I double. dog. dare you.
\
(http://mariewin.server304.com/marieblog/uploaded_images/LloydEasternScreechOwl-783761.jpg)
Non-faptacular zalgo fap vs. dayglo-dyed chicks...hm...
Both are quite nightmarish...
Quote from: Squid on September 04, 2009, 04:09:11 PM
I double. dog. dare you.
Ever seen the infamous "Barbie Dance"?
You will. Oh, yes.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2009, 07:40:30 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 04, 2009, 04:09:11 PM
I double. dog. dare you.
Ever seen the infamous "Barbie Dance"?
You will. Oh, yes.
I haven't. I haven't seen it. Am I gonna see it? Hmmm?
(see me poking the bear? isn't it cute?)
Oh yeah.
WHAR ARE THAR THEM PIX?
:D
It's Fri night...put kids to bed and SHOOT!
Quote from: Jenne on September 05, 2009, 05:32:20 AM
Oh yeah.
WHAR ARE THAR THEM PIX?
:D
It's Fri night...put kids to bed and SHOOT!
Turns out nobody has a dress that will fit (and that I would be caught dead in *flips nonexistent hair*)
So I have to hit Goodwill this weekend. Filming should happen on Monday.
Von Melee gets to be the "pole". muhaha.
:D I can die happy in anticipation.
(not really, but hyperbole is, after all, quite dead as an art, so I attempt revivification)
Quote from: Jenne on September 05, 2009, 05:38:47 AM
hyperbole is, after all, quite dead as an art,
What? :lol: Turn on Fox News.
Naw, that's what Gramma jacks off to. That ain't no REAL ART.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2009, 05:37:24 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 05, 2009, 05:32:20 AM
Oh yeah.
WHAR ARE THAR THEM PIX?
:D
It's Fri night...put kids to bed and SHOOT!
Turns out nobody has a dress that will fit (and that I would be caught dead in *flips nonexistent hair*)
So I have to hit Goodwill this weekend. Filming should happen on Monday.
Von Melee gets to be the "pole". muhaha.
You can only pray that your shoes match or the taunting will be relentless.
Hose, shoes...eyeshadow.
oh, and Rog, they sell the most ADORABLE fake lashes now in the ladies' cosmetics aisle...
I'm going too far, ain't I?
Damn.
Quote from: Squid on September 05, 2009, 05:53:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2009, 05:37:24 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 05, 2009, 05:32:20 AM
Oh yeah.
WHAR ARE THAR THEM PIX?
:D
It's Fri night...put kids to bed and SHOOT!
Turns out nobody has a dress that will fit (and that I would be caught dead in *flips nonexistent hair*)
So I have to hit Goodwill this weekend. Filming should happen on Monday.
Von Melee gets to be the "pole". muhaha.
You can only pray that your shoes match or the taunting will be relentless.
I never said shit about shoes.
Engineer boots, as always.
Quote from: Jenne on September 05, 2009, 05:56:43 AM
Hose, shoes...eyeshadow.
oh, and Rog, they sell the most ADORABLE fake lashes now in the ladies' cosmetics aisle...
I'm going too far, ain't I?
Damn.
Sez who? You do something like this, you go all the way.
HELL NAW. THAT SHIT IS ALL ABOUT ACCESSORIZING.
:argh!: :argh!: MATCHING SHOES!!!!!!!!! :argh!: :argh!:
Squid is riding the motocyclette of fashion. Heed her gentle entreaty.
A CHALLENGER APPEARS TO BE THE PRETTIEST PRINCESS
Except Roger is entering of his own volition so it's not quite the same...
Quote from: Cainad on September 05, 2009, 06:45:00 AM
A CHALLENGER APPEARS TO BE THE PRETTIEST PRINCESS
Except Roger is entering of his own volition so it's not quite the same...
I'm only in this to make LMNO fap. He promised, and I'm holding him to it.
Ah, that's alright then. You're still the prettiest Fairy Princess in everyone's mind anyway.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2009, 05:37:24 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 05, 2009, 05:32:20 AM
Oh yeah.
WHAR ARE THAR THEM PIX?
:D
It's Fri night...put kids to bed and SHOOT!
Turns out nobody has a dress that will fit (and that I would be caught dead in *flips nonexistent hair*)
So I have to hit Goodwill this weekend. Filming should happen on Monday.
Von Melee gets to be the "pole". muhaha.
This is gonna be GOOD. :lulz:
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 05, 2009, 07:17:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2009, 05:37:24 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 05, 2009, 05:32:20 AM
Oh yeah.
WHAR ARE THAR THEM PIX?
:D
It's Fri night...put kids to bed and SHOOT!
Turns out nobody has a dress that will fit (and that I would be caught dead in *flips nonexistent hair*)
So I have to hit Goodwill this weekend. Filming should happen on Monday.
Von Melee gets to be the "pole". muhaha.
This is gonna be GOOD. :lulz:
This is FRUSTRATING.
Do you have any idea how hard it is for someone shaped like me to find a dress?
YARGANARG!
Are you kidding?
All the women in Florida are shaped like you.
Perhaps you're shopping in the wrong stores.
You know, 5-7-9 most likely doesn't have anything that's age appropriate or your size.
~runs~
5-7-9 is still around?
Nevermind. I haven't been in the single digits since I was 16.
How did I miss this? This is amazing... and I see no pics. WTF? Please...