I'm wondering if anyone has any success with ordering raw eggs and meat at a restaraunt that does not normally serve raw food.
For example, at Denny's, this would be two eggs just cracked on a plate next to two pancakes and a raw bit of sausage for a Grand Slam. The boss took us out to breakfast and ordered everyone the same thing, but the waitress could not comprehend "vegetarian". So, naturally, I've decided that, if in a sit down restaurant when the waitress is too unwilling to substitute or omit dead animal from my meal and the restaurant allows the customer to decide how they want their dead animal served, I might just order it up raw and geek it.
Why are all of your posts lately of the "look at me, I'm different!" variety?
I don't understand the line "geek it".
that implies the animal is still alive when being eaten (or the heads being bitten off of)
and they don't slaughter their own animals at Denny's.
Nor would anything of theirs be safe to eat raw. Including fruit.
oh and Nigel- they've always been
Quote from: Squid on September 03, 2009, 05:44:58 AM
I don't understand the line "geek it".
that implies the animal is still alive when being eaten (or the heads being bitten off of)
and they don't slaughter their own animals at Denny's.
Nor would anything of theirs be safe to eat raw. Including fruit.
oh and Nigel- they've always been
Oh. It reminds me of my mom, and right now it's really annoying me so I have nothing further to say.
Except that, yeah, eating raw food at Denny's is begging for food poisoning.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 03, 2009, 06:18:53 AM
Quote from: Squid on September 03, 2009, 05:44:58 AM
I don't understand the line "geek it".
that implies the animal is still alive when being eaten (or the heads being bitten off of)
and they don't slaughter their own animals at Denny's.
Nor would anything of theirs be safe to eat raw. Including fruit.
oh and Nigel- they've always been
Oh. It reminds me of my mom, and right now it's really annoying me so I have nothing further to say.
Except that, yeah, eating raw food at Denny's is begging for food poisoning.
Fixd :lulz:
At the very least, it will poison your culinary sensibilities.
Sounds like it was the boss's problem for ordering everyone the same thing...not the waitress's.
for attention. :roll:
Quote from: Broken AI on September 03, 2009, 10:03:38 AM
QuoteI'm wondering if anyone has any success with ordering raw eggs and meat at a restaraunt that does not normally serve raw food.
why in the name of fuck would I want to do that?
For the dubious honor of making Denny's start serving so-called "vegetarian" food?
Quote from: LMNO on September 03, 2009, 05:31:47 PM
Quote from: Broken AI on September 03, 2009, 10:03:38 AM
QuoteI'm wondering if anyone has any success with ordering raw eggs and meat at a restaraunt that does not normally serve raw food.
why in the name of fuck would I want to do that?
For the dubious honor of making Denny's start serving so-called "vegetarian" food?
I'm sure the Denny's had a small patch of grass which vegetarian customers could graze in.
The air is permeated with the "grease" from their "meat". I doubt anything for half a mile downwind is halal, much less veg.
:lulz: Troof.
WHY a veggie would even think of setting foot in Denny's and not expect a tub-o'-lard as part of their meal is well...sounds like Aini.
Looking over the Denny's menu, here: http://www.dennys.com/en/cms/Breakfast/40.html Is there some reason you can't just order the numerous breakfast menu items which do not actually contain meat? Like the veggie-cheese omelette, or the pancakes, or the French Toast, or the build-your-own Grand Slam? Or is it that you're trying to make them offer vegan dinner options? Or is it, perhaps, that you're an attention whore?
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Eat At Denny's Grassy Knoll.
Quote from: Jenne on September 03, 2009, 06:49:09 AM
Sounds like it was the boss's problem for ordering everyone the same thing...not the waitress's.
Yes, this.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 03, 2009, 05:34:54 AM
Why are all of your posts lately of the "look at me, I'm different!" variety?
"Lately"?
Deciding to eat at Denny's was the first wrong decision.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 03, 2009, 07:03:33 PM
Deciding to eat at Denny's was the first wrong decision.
169% Troofpaste.
Yeah, WaffleHouse or GTFO.
Quote from: Kai on September 03, 2009, 08:41:59 PM
Yeah, WaffleHouse or GTFO.
IHOP, you fucking heathen. They have The Terrible Bacon Thingie Omelet.
I performed the Miracle of Perfect Pancake Seperation the last time I was in Denny's. The faithful still make pilgrimage and grimaceage at the site of my divinely discriminating horf.
Quote from: Richter on September 03, 2009, 08:48:00 PM
I performed the Miracle of Perfect Pancake Seperation the last time I was in Denny's. The faithful still make pilgrimage and grimaceage at the site of my divinely discriminating horf.
I can't believe those bastards at the Vatican STILL haven't beatified you for that.
Discimination, I call it.
I have to be dead or something. That's what they told me when I called (would that the # was still in service). Stupid old world prejudices.
I'm using you as the case to get precedent for the rest of us though. After a certain point they're either denying us enough to make us popular, or accepting the divine interventions and hop the bandwagon.
Quote from: Richter on September 03, 2009, 09:01:47 PM
I have to be dead or something. That's what they told me when I called (would that the # was still in service). Stupid old world prejudices.
I'm using you as the case to get precedent for the rest of us though. After a certain point they're either denying us enough to make us popular, or accepting the divine interventions and hop the bandwagon.
William Jennings Bryant was right. We should have shoved all those papists back into the ocean.
Being present during the Great Perfect Pancake Separation of 2009, I concur that he did in fact, need to be sanctified by the church.
Oh fuck it. *makes sign of the cross* By the power vested in my by the Holy Vaseline smeared on my forehead by the bishop in 1996, I hearby canonize you St. Richter of the Sphincter.
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That cow looks really happy.
The cow also has wings. It was the most absurd saint picture I could find. :fap:
:horrormirth:
I was served raw buffalo chicken strips when our theatre group showed up in full Hamlet costumes and makeup after a dress rehearsal the thursday before opening night. Gildenstern stole multiple sets of silverware, and I luckily didn't swallow any of the raw chicken and even got a free meal out of it.
Quote from: Suu on September 03, 2009, 11:14:13 PM
Being present during the Great Perfect Pancake Separation of 2009, I concur that he did in fact, need to be sanctified by the church.
Oh fuck it. *makes sign of the cross* By the power vested in my by the Holy Vaseline smeared on my forehead by the bishop in 1996, I hearby canonize you St. Richter of the Sphincter.
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/strichter.jpg)
:lulz:
I sharted when I saw this!
I spent the resulting shower sanctifying the shampoo.