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Title: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: saint aini on September 03, 2009, 01:47:58 AM
I'm wondering if anyone has any success with ordering raw eggs and meat at a restaraunt that does not normally serve raw food. 

For example, at Denny's, this would be two eggs just cracked on a plate next to two pancakes and a raw bit of sausage for a Grand Slam.  The boss took us out to breakfast and ordered everyone the same thing, but the waitress could not comprehend "vegetarian".  So, naturally, I've decided that, if in a sit down restaurant when the waitress is too unwilling to substitute or omit dead animal from my meal and the restaurant allows the customer to decide how they want their dead animal served, I might just order it up raw and geek it.
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 03, 2009, 05:34:54 AM
Why are all of your posts lately of the "look at me, I'm different!" variety?
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 03, 2009, 05:44:58 AM
I don't understand the line "geek it".
that implies the animal is still alive when being eaten (or the heads being bitten off of)
and they don't slaughter their own animals at Denny's.

Nor would anything of theirs be safe to eat raw. Including fruit.




oh and Nigel- they've always been
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 03, 2009, 06:18:53 AM
Quote from: Squid on September 03, 2009, 05:44:58 AM
I don't understand the line "geek it".
that implies the animal is still alive when being eaten (or the heads being bitten off of)
and they don't slaughter their own animals at Denny's.

Nor would anything of theirs be safe to eat raw. Including fruit.




oh and Nigel- they've always been

Oh. It reminds me of my mom, and right now it's really annoying me so I have nothing further to say.

Except that, yeah, eating raw food at Denny's is begging for food poisoning.
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Requia ☣ on September 03, 2009, 06:35:01 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 03, 2009, 06:18:53 AM
Quote from: Squid on September 03, 2009, 05:44:58 AM
I don't understand the line "geek it".
that implies the animal is still alive when being eaten (or the heads being bitten off of)
and they don't slaughter their own animals at Denny's.

Nor would anything of theirs be safe to eat raw. Including fruit.




oh and Nigel- they've always been

Oh. It reminds me of my mom, and right now it's really annoying me so I have nothing further to say.

Except that, yeah, eating raw food at Denny's is begging for food poisoning.

Fixd  :lulz:
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 03, 2009, 06:39:43 AM
At the very least, it will poison your culinary sensibilities.
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Jenne on September 03, 2009, 06:49:09 AM
Sounds like it was the boss's problem for ordering everyone the same thing...not the waitress's.
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 03, 2009, 05:25:05 PM
for attention.  :roll:
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: LMNO on September 03, 2009, 05:31:47 PM
Quote from: Broken AI on September 03, 2009, 10:03:38 AM
QuoteI'm wondering if anyone has any success with ordering raw eggs and meat at a restaraunt that does not normally serve raw food.

why in the name of fuck would I want to do that?


For the dubious honor of making Denny's start serving so-called "vegetarian" food?
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on September 03, 2009, 05:45:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 03, 2009, 05:31:47 PM
Quote from: Broken AI on September 03, 2009, 10:03:38 AM
QuoteI'm wondering if anyone has any success with ordering raw eggs and meat at a restaraunt that does not normally serve raw food.

why in the name of fuck would I want to do that?


For the dubious honor of making Denny's start serving so-called "vegetarian" food?

I'm sure the Denny's had a small patch of grass which vegetarian customers could graze in.
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Richter on September 03, 2009, 05:49:14 PM
The air is permeated with the "grease" from their "meat".  I doubt anything for half a mile downwind is halal, much less veg.
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Jenne on September 03, 2009, 05:51:15 PM
:lulz:  Troof.

WHY a veggie would even think of setting foot in Denny's and not expect a tub-o'-lard as part of their meal is well...sounds like Aini. 
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 03, 2009, 05:55:23 PM
Looking over the Denny's menu,  here: http://www.dennys.com/en/cms/Breakfast/40.html Is there some reason you can't just order the numerous breakfast menu items which do not actually contain meat? Like the veggie-cheese omelette, or the pancakes, or the French Toast, or the build-your-own Grand Slam? Or is it that you're trying to make them offer vegan dinner options? Or is it, perhaps, that you're an attention whore?
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on September 03, 2009, 05:56:21 PM
(http://mentalfloss.cachefly.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/GrassyKnoll.jpg)

Eat At Denny's Grassy Knoll.
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 03, 2009, 05:57:20 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 03, 2009, 06:49:09 AM
Sounds like it was the boss's problem for ordering everyone the same thing...not the waitress's.

Yes, this.
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2009, 06:04:14 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 03, 2009, 05:34:54 AM
Why are all of your posts lately of the "look at me, I'm different!" variety?

"Lately"?
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: AFK on September 03, 2009, 07:03:33 PM
Deciding to eat at Denny's was the first wrong decision. 
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: LMNO on September 03, 2009, 07:22:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 03, 2009, 07:03:33 PM
Deciding to eat at Denny's was the first wrong decision. 


169% Troofpaste.
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Kai on September 03, 2009, 08:41:59 PM
Yeah, WaffleHouse or GTFO.
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2009, 08:42:36 PM
Quote from: Kai on September 03, 2009, 08:41:59 PM
Yeah, WaffleHouse or GTFO.

IHOP, you fucking heathen.  They have The Terrible Bacon Thingie Omelet.
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Richter on September 03, 2009, 08:48:00 PM
I performed the Miracle of Perfect Pancake Seperation the last time I was in Denny's.  The faithful still make pilgrimage and grimaceage at the site of my divinely discriminating horf.   
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2009, 08:51:11 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 03, 2009, 08:48:00 PM
I performed the Miracle of Perfect Pancake Seperation the last time I was in Denny's.  The faithful still make pilgrimage and grimaceage at the site of my divinely discriminating horf.   

I can't believe those bastards at the Vatican STILL haven't beatified you for that.

Discimination, I call it.
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Richter on September 03, 2009, 09:01:47 PM
I have to be dead or something.  That's what they told me when I called (would that the # was still in service).  Stupid old world prejudices. 

I'm using you as the case to get precedent for the rest of us though.  After a certain point they're either denying us enough to make us popular, or accepting the divine interventions and hop the bandwagon. 
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2009, 09:05:56 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 03, 2009, 09:01:47 PM
I have to be dead or something.  That's what they told me when I called (would that the # was still in service).  Stupid old world prejudices. 

I'm using you as the case to get precedent for the rest of us though.  After a certain point they're either denying us enough to make us popular, or accepting the divine interventions and hop the bandwagon. 

William Jennings Bryant was right.  We should have shoved all those papists back into the ocean.
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Suu on September 03, 2009, 11:14:13 PM
Being present during the Great Perfect Pancake Separation of 2009, I concur that he did in fact, need to be sanctified by the church.

Oh fuck it. *makes sign of the cross* By the power vested in my by the Holy Vaseline smeared on my forehead by the bishop in 1996, I hearby canonize you St. Richter of the Sphincter.

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/strichter.jpg)
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 04, 2009, 01:23:03 AM
That cow looks really  happy.
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2009, 01:24:12 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 04, 2009, 01:23:03 AM
That cow looks really  happy.

RICHTER SEXED IT.  HE SEXED IT GOOD.
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Suu on September 04, 2009, 01:28:50 AM
The cow also has wings. It was the most absurd saint picture I could find.  :fap:
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 04, 2009, 01:29:06 AM
 :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Telarus on September 04, 2009, 02:49:39 AM
I was served raw buffalo chicken strips when our theatre group showed up in full Hamlet costumes and makeup after a dress rehearsal the thursday before opening night. Gildenstern stole multiple sets of silverware, and I luckily didn't swallow any of the raw chicken and even got a free meal out of it.
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Richter on September 04, 2009, 01:07:13 PM
Quote from: Suu on September 03, 2009, 11:14:13 PM
Being present during the Great Perfect Pancake Separation of 2009, I concur that he did in fact, need to be sanctified by the church.

Oh fuck it. *makes sign of the cross* By the power vested in my by the Holy Vaseline smeared on my forehead by the bishop in 1996, I hearby canonize you St. Richter of the Sphincter.

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/strichter.jpg)

:lulz:
I sharted when I saw this!
I spent the resulting shower sanctifying the shampoo.
Title: Re: Raw food at Denny's
Post by: Richter on September 04, 2009, 01:12:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2009, 01:24:12 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 04, 2009, 01:23:03 AM
That cow looks really  happy.

RICHTER SEXED IT.  HE SEXED IT GOOD.

It demanded it "raw". 
Saints DELIVER.