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Title: This man appears to have lost his goddess
Post by: Cain on September 04, 2009, 10:15:13 AM

http://www.findingmygoddess.com/

Can you help him?

Title: Re: This man appears to have lost his goddess
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2009, 12:57:09 PM

Quote from: Cain on September 04, 2009, 10:15:13 AM
http://www.findingmygoddess.com/

Can you help him?

Apparently, he's found his Goddess, but he's still looking for "backup replies". :lulz:

Title: Re: This man appears to have lost his goddess
Post by: Cain on September 04, 2009, 03:12:12 PM

Damn. I feel sorry for this woman then, she didn't even make the B-team http://avaginadentata.blogspot.com/2009/06/am-i-goddess-youre-looking-for.html

Title: Re: This man appears to have lost his goddess
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 04, 2009, 07:29:30 PM

Quote from: Cain on September 04, 2009, 03:12:12 PM
Damn. I feel sorry for this woman then, she didn't even make the B-team http://avaginadentata.blogspot.com/2009/06/am-i-goddess-youre-looking-for.html

she's brilliant.. he on the other hand, is a creepy twat.

Title: Re: This man appears to have lost his goddess
Post by: fomenter on September 04, 2009, 07:46:15 PM

this list of his is awesome, i am adopting it as my mad scientist list of things i wish to accomplish

Quote * Transformation of Computers and the Computer Industry into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of Science into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of Health Care into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of Business Management into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of Arts and Entertainment into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of Education into the LIGHT.
* Sexually Enlightened Religion, including Transformation of the Sex Industry into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of News Reporting into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of Agriculture, Food Production and Food Distribution into the LIGHT.
* Elimination of Hunger, Poverty and Homelessness.
* Destiny Support.
* Transformation of Prisons into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of the Insurance Industry into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of the Investment and Securities Industry into the LIGHT (the need for this has never been more compelling than right now with the crisis on Wall Street).
* Transformation of Taxation into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of Government Regulation of Industry into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of Money into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of Legal Systems into the LIGHT.

with a really big big laser

Title: Re: This man appears to have lost his goddess
Post by: Brotep on September 04, 2009, 08:52:58 PM

Holy shit, man, where do you find this stuff? lol

Title: Re: This man appears to have lost his goddess
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 04, 2009, 09:49:07 PM

:lulz: Oh holy hell!

Title: Re: This man appears to have lost his goddess
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2009, 09:50:44 PM

Quote from: Anton on September 04, 2009, 08:52:58 PM
Holy shit, man, where do you find this stuff? lol

There's a new-age bliss-ninny under every wet rock.

Title: Re: This man appears to have lost his goddess
Post by: The Johnny on September 04, 2009, 10:15:35 PM

QuoteShe believes in the light-filled MAGIC of sacred sex...

She realizes that her sacred sexual union with me is crucial for manifesting the Global Vision...

If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.

I give it a 9.2 out of 10 for extra creepy-freaky association of ideas !

:EDIT: and WTF IS UP WITH HIS PINK EYEBAGS :x

Title: Re: This man appears to have lost his goddess
Post by: Jenne on September 04, 2009, 11:32:05 PM

I've read the Vag Dent chick's blog before. She is brilliant. Teh creepy dude with the "finding my goddess" site is just full of lailtastic fail.

Title: Re: This man appears to have lost his goddess
Post by: Pariah on September 04, 2009, 11:36:39 PM

(http://www.findingmygoddess.com/1999-mark3b.jpg)

Obviously, this man is the picture of sanity

Title: Re: This man appears to have lost his goddess
Post by: Brotep on September 05, 2009, 08:01:09 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2009, 09:50:44 PM
Quote from: Anton on September 04, 2009, 08:52:58 PM
Holy shit, man, where do you find this stuff? lol

There's a new-age bliss-ninny under every wet rock.

I have got to stop pissing on rocks.

Title: Re: This man appears to have lost his goddess
Post by: Dysnomia on September 06, 2009, 07:45:12 AM

QuoteShe is NOT a Scientologist.

QuoteShe has a trim waistline (as do all four Goddesses above). Alternatively, if her waistline is ALMOST (but not quite) trim, she is willing to trim it down and keep it trim. No exceptions.

AKA NO FATTIES

QuoteIf she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=prostitute%20goddess&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

I love how he's the first image result in that google search. :lulz:

Title: Re: This man appears to have lost his goddess
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 07, 2009, 11:41:37 PM

(http://confessionsvelvetropes.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/2008/07/20/goddess_bunny.jpg)

Also a search result.

Title: Re: This man appears to have lost his goddess
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 08, 2009, 12:47:13 AM

OH OH OH OH OH!

http://angelbase.com/

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