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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Thurnez Isa on September 07, 2009, 07:12:29 AM

Title: Virgins? Take EM BACK!!!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 07, 2009, 07:12:29 AM
So Mohammad felt threatened and Abdul blew himself.

Mohammad gave Abdul a reward for his faithful service... 72 pure virgins in paradise, of course they wont stay virgins for long, unless Abdul is really lame. Of course it's possible they have to stay 72 virgins... a look not touch kind of thing.

Boy this sucks.

Abdul should have blew himself for Jesus instead.
Title: Re: Virgins? Take EM BACK!!!
Post by: Nast on September 07, 2009, 08:01:35 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 07, 2009, 07:12:29 AM
Abdul should have blew himself for Jesus instead.

:lmnuendo:
Title: Re: Virgins? Take EM BACK!!!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 07, 2009, 03:05:45 PM
corrected

the insomnia, coffee, and Ed Wood movies to blame
Title: Re: Virgins? Take EM BACK!!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on September 07, 2009, 03:14:36 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 07, 2009, 07:12:29 AM
So Mohammad felt threatened and Abdul blew himself.

You missed this one but please don't fix it - illustrate it  :lulz:
Title: Re: Virgins? Take EM BACK!!!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 07, 2009, 03:57:54 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 07, 2009, 03:14:36 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 07, 2009, 07:12:29 AM
So Mohammad felt threatened and Abdul blew himself.

You missed this one but please don't fix it - illustrate it  :lulz:

ok revived the fail
:lulz:
Title: Re: Virgins? Take EM BACK!!!
Post by: Richter on September 08, 2009, 07:32:48 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Virgins? Take EM BACK!!!
Post by: Dimocritus on September 08, 2009, 09:37:36 PM
I suppose it's possible that it's a rotating stable of virgins. Maybe when you deflower one another fresh one takes it's place. Ahh, whatever. Virgins are overrated. Too clingy.
Title: Re: Virgins? Take EM BACK!!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2009, 09:49:31 PM
To hell with virgins.  Give me 6 hoochie mamas that can suck start a Harley Davidson, and my ass is on the plane.
Title: Re: Virgins? Take EM BACK!!!
Post by: Dimocritus on September 08, 2009, 09:53:35 PM
Hoochie Mama!
                   \
(http://www2.richmond.com/exposure/ar/620/0/2009/06/08/940_frank-costanza.jpg)
Title: Re: Virgins? Take EM BACK!!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2009, 09:58:48 PM
Okay, Dimo, this thread is dead.  You can start on another one, now.
Title: Re: Virgins? Take EM BACK!!!
Post by: Dimocritus on September 08, 2009, 10:00:17 PM
Sorry. I got excited.
Title: Re: Virgins? Take EM BACK!!!
Post by: Captain Utopia on January 04, 2010, 03:48:05 AM
Well, it made me  :lulz:
Title: Re: Virgins? Take EM BACK!!!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 04, 2010, 05:12:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2009, 09:49:31 PM
To hell with virgins. 

this. I enjoy riding the subway, but I don't wanna have to build the fucking thing myself, y'know?
Title: Re: Virgins? Take EM BACK!!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 05, 2010, 02:37:00 AM
Quote from: Frenulum Pendulum on January 04, 2010, 05:12:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2009, 09:49:31 PM
To hell with virgins. 

this. I enjoy riding the subway, but I don't wanna have to build the fucking thing myself, y'know?

:lulz: