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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Suu on September 07, 2009, 03:53:10 PM

Title: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Suu on September 07, 2009, 03:53:10 PM
CHARGE!

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Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Richter on September 07, 2009, 03:55:41 PM
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Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Suu on September 07, 2009, 03:56:27 PM
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Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Richter on September 07, 2009, 03:59:25 PM
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Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Suu on September 07, 2009, 04:00:44 PM
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Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Richter on September 07, 2009, 04:03:28 PM
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Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Suu on September 07, 2009, 04:08:27 PM
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Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Richter on September 07, 2009, 04:11:11 PM
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Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Suu on September 07, 2009, 04:14:00 PM
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Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Richter on September 07, 2009, 04:15:27 PM
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Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Suu on September 07, 2009, 04:16:26 PM
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Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Richter on September 07, 2009, 04:20:38 PM
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What you call glorious national spirit, we call a normal weekend.
SWAMP YANKEE.
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Suu on September 07, 2009, 04:23:51 PM
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Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Suu on September 07, 2009, 04:31:18 PM
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Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2009, 06:25:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 07, 2009, 04:11:11 PM
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:lulz:

I just shat my pance.   SHAT MY PANCE!
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 07, 2009, 06:44:27 PM
 :lulz:  Fucking brilliant.
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Pariah on September 07, 2009, 06:52:59 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 07, 2009, 06:44:27 PM
:lulz:  Fucking brilliant.

LAUGH WHILE YOU CAN IASON  :argh!:
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 07, 2009, 09:21:28 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 07, 2009, 03:55:41 PM
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: what the hell

Go out for an evening and come back to MADNESS.
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2009, 09:22:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 07, 2009, 09:21:28 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 07, 2009, 03:55:41 PM
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: what the hell

Go out for an evening and come back to MADNESS.

MADNESS?   THIS IS...

Um, yeah.   :)
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Suu on September 08, 2009, 04:12:52 AM
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Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2009, 04:18:47 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 08, 2009, 04:12:52 AM
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Your photoshop commands respect even among your enemies.

But with the destruction of the 2nd RI infantry in Iowa, the end is surely near.
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Suu on September 08, 2009, 03:05:25 PM
You have yet to encounter our big guns yet. I didn't expect my Portuguese Ladies to get too far without forcing all the skinny Midwest folk to eat.

But I know we definitely have something you don't, and probably don't WANT to have. But it's guaranteed my ace in the hole.
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2009, 04:44:45 PM
Quote from: Suu on September 08, 2009, 03:05:25 PM
You have yet to encounter our big guns yet. I didn't expect my Portuguese Ladies to get too far without forcing all the skinny Midwest folk to eat.

But I know we definitely have something you don't, and probably don't WANT to have. But it's guaranteed my ace in the hole.

Herbert's bloody head?
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:00:52 AM
No I don't! That's a bloody lie!

I'M FUCKING ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH!!!!
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:07:57 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:00:52 AM
No I don't! That's a bloody lie!

I'M FUCKING ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH!!!!

Well, sure Suu...IF that's your REAL name...I'm sure that's precisely what you want them to believe.
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Pariah on September 09, 2009, 04:17:17 AM
That's not all she's hiding
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Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 04:24:51 AM
I keep reading this as "Swamp Yeast Assemble!"...
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:25:18 AM
Quote from: Agent Pariah on September 09, 2009, 04:17:17 AM
That's not all she's hiding
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THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE CADILLAC!


GAH!!

THAT'S IT!

IT'S TIME FOR YOU ALL TO DIE!
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Pariah on September 09, 2009, 04:28:14 AM
Good luck making it across the dry and boring prairie.
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:35:19 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:25:18 AM


THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE CADILLAC!


GAH!!

THAT'S IT!

IT'S TIME FOR YOU ALL TO DIE!

Good luck getting across the plains.
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:52:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:35:19 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:25:18 AM


THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE CADILLAC!


GAH!!

THAT'S IT!

IT'S TIME FOR YOU ALL TO DIE!

Good luck getting across the plains.

Oh, I crossed. And conquered.

-Suu
Dem wildfires in LA ain't got shit.
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:57:30 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:52:44 AM

Dem wildfires in LA ain't got shit.

No shit.  Our entire state burns down every year, and they whine about a city or two.
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:58:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:57:30 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:52:44 AM

Dem wildfires in LA ain't got shit.

No shit.  Our entire state burns down every year, and they whine about a city or two.

But it's LA. I mean...what else are they good for?
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:58:51 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:58:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:57:30 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:52:44 AM

Dem wildfires in LA ain't got shit.

No shit.  Our entire state burns down every year, and they whine about a city or two.

But it's LA. I mean...what else are they good for?

Their superior highway driving skills.   :)
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Suu on September 09, 2009, 05:01:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:58:51 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:58:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:57:30 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:52:44 AM

Dem wildfires in LA ain't got shit.

No shit.  Our entire state burns down every year, and they whine about a city or two.

But it's LA. I mean...what else are they good for?

Their superior highway driving skills.   :)

That's a joke, right?
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 05:01:39 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 05:01:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:58:51 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:58:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:57:30 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:52:44 AM

Dem wildfires in LA ain't got shit.

No shit.  Our entire state burns down every year, and they whine about a city or two.

But it's LA. I mean...what else are they good for?

Their superior highway driving skills.   :)

That's a joke, right?

:)
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Suu on September 09, 2009, 05:05:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 05:01:39 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 05:01:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:58:51 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:58:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:57:30 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:52:44 AM

Dem wildfires in LA ain't got shit.

No shit.  Our entire state burns down every year, and they whine about a city or two.

But it's LA. I mean...what else are they good for?

Their superior highway driving skills.   :)

That's a joke, right?

:)

That's it. It's time we take care of these fuckers once and for all...

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Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: fomenter on September 09, 2009, 05:23:51 AM
LA = cannon fodder, when the southern Californians drop down from the sky like rain, and califoricate all over your local culture you wont be laughing....



nothing kills a region like "California values" and their spread  is pandemic like in speed and scope
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 05:29:13 PM
Quote from: fomenter on September 09, 2009, 05:23:51 AM
LA = cannon fodder, when the southern Californians drop down from the sky like rain, and califoricate all over your local culture you wont be laughing....



nothing kills a region like "California values" and their spread  is pandemic like in speed and scope

:thanks:

Jenne,

So Cal born-n-raised...
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: fomenter on September 09, 2009, 06:16:36 PM
mu hahahaha  
welcome to the new improved east cost swamp Yankee homeland,
after general jenne and her evil minions, the "army of southern CA" paratroop in

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Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 07:16:22 PM
Pretty sky!  Can JUST barely see the mountains in the distance...  (*hork hork*)
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Suu on September 09, 2009, 07:19:48 PM
Californians hate it here. Apparently we're too mean and they don't believe in tipping 20%.
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 07:22:10 PM
:lol:  I can believe ALL of that to be true.
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Suu on September 09, 2009, 07:25:35 PM
I've been told by multiple pot-smoking Californians to "chill out". So I say, "get the fuck out", and flick a Djarum Black butt at them.
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 07:32:32 PM
:lulz:  They know not who they speak to.  And Californians aren't as laissez-faire/whatevah as they like to think they are.  Dramaqueens up the ying-yang, more like.

*self-professed dramaqueen*
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: fomenter on September 09, 2009, 07:40:02 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 07:16:22 PM
Pretty sky!  Can JUST barely see the mountains in the distance...  (*hork hork*)
and that's a good day!!


the true horror.... the hundreds of miles of back to back strip-malls  and fasts food franchises is not even visible in the picture
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 07:41:59 PM
Quote from: fomenter on September 09, 2009, 07:40:02 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 07:16:22 PM
Pretty sky!  Can JUST barely see the mountains in the distance...  (*hork hork*)
and that's a good day!!


the true horror.... the hundreds of miles of back to back strip-malls  and fasts food franchises is not even visible in the picture

You know it baby.  And yet, they flock and flock and flock to it.

Still and all, the place isn't 169% all bad.  I give it maybe 125%...give or take a mere 2 to 3%.

Santa Monica's nice...Pasadena's ok...Studio City has its moments.  The south bay cities and beaches are actually quite decent.  But as for the rest...meh.  Overpriced clay and sand.
Title: Re: SWAMP YANKEES/EAST COAST ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!
Post by: Cramulus on September 09, 2009, 08:00:21 PM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 07:25:35 PM
I've been told by multiple pot-smoking Californians to "chill out". So I say, "get the fuck out", and flick a Djarum Black butt at them.

ACCORDING TO MY PROFESSORIAL CALCULATIONS

this may have something to do with the low tips  :p