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Title: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: Triple Zero on September 07, 2009, 04:25:00 PM
so I moved into my new place and all, and the gas stove was supposed to be working tonight, except that it isnt :evilmad:

fortunately, my oven is electric and I also have a 1.5L electrical waterboiler.

however, without a gas stove I feel kinda handicapped, so anyone got any suggestions what I should cook? as my gf is vegetarian, it should be vegetarian. otherwise I'd just get some pieces of meat and put them in an oven dish with some onions potatoes and garlic and shit.
Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: Suu on September 07, 2009, 04:33:03 PM
Have you tried a vegetarian lasagna?
Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: Triple Zero on September 07, 2009, 05:01:44 PM
no, but to be honest, I don't really like lasagna :) I'll eat it, just don't think it's very interesting and hence have not much experience with making them :-)

maybe I'll just let the supermarket inspire me .. I'm going shopping in 20 minutes or so
Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: Suu on September 07, 2009, 05:27:47 PM
Yeah, the only thing I'm good at cooking is meat or pasta. Sorry. :sad:
Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 07, 2009, 06:45:06 PM
some sort of roasted meditteranean veg with some ciabatta, (kinds like bruchetta) (u can do all of these in the oven) if you have a kettle and a casserole dish, buy some miso, tofu seaweed and noodles and u can make soup in the mircrowave. and just soak noodles in boiling water.

Also maybe some kind of veggie pie.
Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: Triple Zero on September 07, 2009, 07:14:06 PM
hm sounds good :) though I have no microwave yet either :-/

anyway I ended up making some random oven dish with milk, eggs, pre-boiled potatoe slices, zuccini, bell pepper, carrot (soaked in some boiling water to soften it a bit), onion, garlic and cheese, lots of cheeeeeeeese :)
Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 07, 2009, 09:51:43 PM
For future reference tuna casserole, mac&cheese, eggplant parmigiana, and potatoes au gratin are all great, easy oven dishes.

And if the lasagna you've had was bland, they did something wrong. I highly recommend making your own. Also I hate ricotta and usually substitute mashed tofu seasoned with lemon juice, fresh basil, salt and pepper. If you make a veggie lasagna they tend to be wet, so sautee the veggies first, remove them from the pan, and reduce the juices to add to the sauce. Also only cook the noodles for about 5 minutes or until pliant. A lot of people make the mistake of neither seasoning their ricotta (ugh, mushy bland mouthfulls, shudder!) nor their veggies. Season everything as if it were a separate dish, and it will all turn out delicious!
Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: Triple Zero on September 07, 2009, 10:05:30 PM
oh dont get me wrong, I have had some delicious lasagna :) it's just, I dunno, the idea of stuff (even really tasty stuff) layered with sheets of pasta from an oven just, I dunno, it bores the fuck out of me :)
Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 07, 2009, 11:04:26 PM
You can always bake some chicken with tandoori spices. Use the waterboiler to make rice somehow?
Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: Payne on September 07, 2009, 11:54:40 PM
PRE-MADE STORE BOUGHT PIZZA, CASE OF CRAPPY BEER.

TIA
Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 08, 2009, 12:06:13 AM
MAKE A SANDWICH
Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 08, 2009, 12:11:33 AM
Quote from: ✡ Rabbi ✡ Fred ✡ on September 08, 2009, 12:06:13 AM
MAKE A SANDWICH

:lulz:   she's right
Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: LMNO on September 08, 2009, 01:37:29 PM
Soup comes to mind. 
Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: AFK on September 08, 2009, 02:12:16 PM
Vegetarian Take Out
Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: Richter on September 08, 2009, 07:31:38 PM
Funeral potatoes, or some other casserole type thing.

Many things, both yummy an sickening, can happen with an oven and cream of  whatever soup. 
Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 08, 2009, 07:41:44 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 08, 2009, 07:31:38 PM
Funeral potatoes, or some other casserole type thing.

Many things, both yummy an sickening, can happen with an oven and cream of  whatever soup. 

Oh  my god, yes. Cream of soup casseroles can be, and in fact usually are, horrifying. And delicious.
Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2009, 09:33:56 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 07, 2009, 04:25:00 PM
so I moved into my new place and all, and the gas stove was supposed to be working tonight, except that it isnt :evilmad:

fortunately, my oven is electric and I also have a 1.5L electrical waterboiler.

however, without a gas stove I feel kinda handicapped, so anyone got any suggestions what I should cook? as my gf is vegetarian, it should be vegetarian. otherwise I'd just get some pieces of meat and put them in an oven dish with some onions potatoes and garlic and shit.

TRIP:  FIX GIRLFRIEND FIRST.  KTHXBYE.
Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 09, 2009, 07:05:04 AM
I must have blocked out the part about the gf being vegetarian.
I totally missed it the first time.
Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: Richter on September 09, 2009, 02:06:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 08, 2009, 07:41:44 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 08, 2009, 07:31:38 PM
Funeral potatoes, or some other casserole type thing.

Many things, both yummy an sickening, can happen with an oven and cream of  whatever soup. 

Oh  my god, yes. Cream of soup casseroles can be, and in fact usually are, horrifying. And delicious.

Also vegitarian!  Unless you're me and corrupt it later with burger and bacon.
Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: Triple Zero on September 09, 2009, 03:32:15 PM
my gas stove is in full working condition now btw, YAY :D
Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 09, 2009, 04:04:05 PM
Great news
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Title: Re: HALP? Oven dinner?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 09, 2009, 10:56:33 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 09, 2009, 02:06:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 08, 2009, 07:41:44 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 08, 2009, 07:31:38 PM
Funeral potatoes, or some other casserole type thing.

Many things, both yummy an sickening, can happen with an oven and cream of  whatever soup. 

Oh  my god, yes. Cream of soup casseroles can be, and in fact usually are, horrifying. And delicious.

Also vegitarian!  Unless you're me and corrupt it later with burger and bacon.

BACON  :fap:

Three bites of Cream of Soup Casserole with bacon would be my caloric requirement for the WHOLE DAY.

Oh my god I can't wait until this ankle is healed enough that I run again so I can eat more than sushi and cucumber salad.