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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: rong on September 07, 2009, 05:59:21 PM

Poll
Question: who is better?
Option 1: the irish votes: 8
Option 2: the finnish votes: 15
Title: help me settle an argument
Post by: rong on September 07, 2009, 05:59:21 PM
so i was having this argument last night.  i'm interested to see what peedee has to say on the matter.
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: Payne on September 07, 2009, 06:10:08 PM
The answer is The Scots.
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2009, 06:19:51 PM
Quote from: rong on September 07, 2009, 05:59:21 PM
so i was having this argument last night.  i'm interested to see what peedee has to say on the matter.

While I bear no love for the seal oil-sucking Finns, they are a damn sight better than the filthy, beer-swilling papists on that little piece of whale turd we call "Ireland".
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: Pariah on September 07, 2009, 06:26:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2009, 06:19:51 PM
Quote from: rong on September 07, 2009, 05:59:21 PM
so i was having this argument last night.  i'm interested to see what peedee has to say on the matter.
they are a damn sight better than the filthy, beer-swilling papists on that little piece of whale turd we call "Ireland".

(http://www.businesspundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/angry1.jpg)
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: Pariah on September 07, 2009, 06:34:05 PM
(http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr70/AidanGriff/BEHEADTHOSEHWHOINSULTIRELAND.jpg?t=1252344724)
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 07, 2009, 06:38:28 PM
IIIRRRIIIISSSHHHH!

(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/075vcQHgWv1eY/610x.jpg)
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: Captain Utopia on September 07, 2009, 06:43:17 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 07, 2009, 06:10:08 PM
The answer is The Scots.
Ah - you mean the kilt-wearing Irish?
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 07, 2009, 06:43:46 PM
I would say Irish since one of my grandfather is Irish
then i remember IANAR  :sad:
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2009, 06:58:42 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 07, 2009, 06:43:46 PM
I would say Irish since one of my grandfather is Irish
then i remember IANAR  :sad:

IANAR was posting from Ireland?  Get out.  Fucking Island isn't that big.
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: Cain on September 07, 2009, 07:04:22 PM
The People support Finland.

Their appetite for hard alcohol is matched quite closely with Ireland, but has Ireland ever produced someone as badass as Simo Häyhä?  No, exactly.  Case closed.
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2009, 07:05:57 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 07, 2009, 07:04:22 PM
The People support Finland.

Their appetite for hard alcohol is matched quite closely with Ireland, but has Ireland ever produced someone as badass as Simo Häyhä?  No, exactly.  Case closed.

Is that the sniper dude?
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: Cain on September 07, 2009, 07:07:41 PM
Yup.  Highest recorded number of kills of any sniper.  One man scourge of the Red Army.  705 confirmed kills in less than a hundred days.
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2009, 07:09:52 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 07, 2009, 07:07:41 PM
Yup.  Highest recorded number of kills of any sniper.  One man scourge of the Red Army.  705 confirmed kills in less than a hundred days.

And SURVIVED being SHOT IN THE HEAD WITH AN EXPLODING BULLET.

That man is cast iron testicles, from head to toe.
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: Cain on September 07, 2009, 07:12:10 PM
Yeah, the Soviets really wanted him to die.  I think they called in several airstrikes on him and sent out a lot of counter-snipers too, for all the good it did them.  I wonder how many of the latter ended up as part of his overall tally?
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: Payne on September 07, 2009, 08:14:08 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on September 07, 2009, 06:43:17 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 07, 2009, 06:10:08 PM
The answer is The Scots.
Ah - you mean the kilt-wearing Irish?

Yes, the Protestant kilt-wearing Irish. The ones who don't blow up Englishmen, they just punch every single Englishman in the face, using your face as a proxy.
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: Captain Utopia on September 07, 2009, 08:25:22 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 07, 2009, 08:14:08 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on September 07, 2009, 06:43:17 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 07, 2009, 06:10:08 PM
The answer is The Scots.
Ah - you mean the kilt-wearing Irish?

Yes, the Protestant kilt-wearing Irish. The ones who don't blow up Englishmen, they just punch every single Englishman in the face, using your face as a proxy.
And that's why I voted for the Finns.
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: rong on September 07, 2009, 08:26:27 PM
i didn't want to post which side i supported so as not to sway the results, but now that they are leaning towards finland, i feel compelled to submit the following:

james joyce
oscar wilde
W B Yeats
Samuel Becket
William Rowan Hamilton

also, Guinness
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: Payne on September 07, 2009, 08:35:11 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on September 07, 2009, 08:25:22 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 07, 2009, 08:14:08 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on September 07, 2009, 06:43:17 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 07, 2009, 06:10:08 PM
The answer is The Scots.
Ah - you mean the kilt-wearing Irish?

Yes, the Protestant kilt-wearing Irish. The ones who don't blow up Englishmen, they just punch every single Englishman in the face, using your face as a proxy.
And that's why I voted for the Finns.

Finns do have better race and rally drivers.
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2009, 08:41:03 PM
Quote from: rong on September 07, 2009, 08:26:27 PM
i didn't want to post which side i supported so as not to sway the results, but now that they are leaning towards finland, i feel compelled to submit the following:

james joyce
oscar wilde
W B Yeats
Samuel Becket
William Rowan Hamilton

also, Guinness

James Joyce cancels out all the good stuff.
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: rong on September 07, 2009, 08:48:05 PM
i don't know, man - i'm pretty sure heaven smells a lot like the guinness brewery.
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 08, 2009, 12:58:18 AM
Come on, guys, THIS: http://www.leekspin.com/

Finns win.
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 08, 2009, 01:25:14 AM
Quote from: Payne on September 07, 2009, 08:14:08 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on September 07, 2009, 06:43:17 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 07, 2009, 06:10:08 PM
The answer is The Scots.
Ah - you mean the kilt-wearing Irish?

Yes, the Protestant kilt-wearing Irish. The ones who don't blow up Englishmen, they just punch every single Englishman in the face, using your face as a proxy.
:lulz:

Ross gets a free hit! (my bf, born nr belfast)


Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 08, 2009, 04:50:25 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 07, 2009, 07:07:41 PM
Yup.  Highest recorded number of kills of any sniper.  One man scourge of the Red Army.  705 confirmed kills in less than a hundred days.
:aaa: Why is there not a movie about this man's life? Then again, it would probably be 2 hours worth of BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOM HEADSHOT!
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: Corvidia on September 08, 2009, 06:00:30 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 08, 2009, 04:50:25 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 07, 2009, 07:07:41 PM
Yup.  Highest recorded number of kills of any sniper.  One man scourge of the Red Army.  705 confirmed kills in less than a hundred days.
:aaa: Why is there not a movie about this man's life? Then again, it would probably be 2 hours worth of BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOM HEADSHOT!
Yes. But it would involve killing a lot of Soviets so it would make buckets of money.

Voted for the Irish.
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: AFK on September 08, 2009, 01:22:44 PM
According to BNR, the Encyclopedia of Metal, Finland has 123 metal bands.  One of which, Moonsorrow, is one of the best metal bands, evar. 

http://www.bnrmetal.com/v2/allbands.php?country=fi&genre=

Ireland has a paltry 12.

http://www.bnrmetal.com/v2/allbands.php?country=ie&genre=

It's a no-brainer. 

Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: Cain on September 08, 2009, 02:48:30 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 08, 2009, 04:50:25 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 07, 2009, 07:07:41 PM
Yup.  Highest recorded number of kills of any sniper.  One man scourge of the Red Army.  705 confirmed kills in less than a hundred days.
:aaa: Why is there not a movie about this man's life? Then again, it would probably be 2 hours worth of BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOM HEADSHOT!

The only reason I can think of is because of the relationship between the Finns and the Nazis during the Winter War.  It actually wasn't very close, but the Finns were not entirely hostile to the Germans either (though they jerked them around no end, and deliberately went out of their way to upset them re: Jews), and lots of people might think of them badly because of that.  The historical record puts them in a fairly good light, but at the time...
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: Captain Utopia on September 08, 2009, 03:20:26 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 08, 2009, 02:48:30 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 08, 2009, 04:50:25 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 07, 2009, 07:07:41 PM
Yup.  Highest recorded number of kills of any sniper.  One man scourge of the Red Army.  705 confirmed kills in less than a hundred days.
:aaa: Why is there not a movie about this man's life? Then again, it would probably be 2 hours worth of BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOM HEADSHOT!

The only reason I can think of is because of the relationship between the Finns and the Nazis during the Winter War.  It actually wasn't very close, but the Finns were not entirely hostile to the Germans either (though they jerked them around no end, and deliberately went out of their way to upset them re: Jews), and lots of people might think of them badly because of that.  The historical record puts them in a fairly good light, but at the time...
Hang on, you're saying that Hollywood wouldn't want to touch it because of such a minor obstacle as historical accuracy?
Title: Re: help me settle an argument
Post by: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 05:32:21 PM
I'm terribly undecided about this...