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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cramulus on September 09, 2009, 04:23:36 PM

Title: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: Cramulus on September 09, 2009, 04:23:36 PM
The Revolution is here!

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/Adventure/index.php?title=Page_550
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 09, 2009, 04:28:29 PM
I lost :(
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on September 09, 2009, 04:39:17 PM
 :lulz:

I got to make a garden in the Men's room.
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: Cramulus on September 09, 2009, 04:44:32 PM
this is what I was doing instead of work this morning



shit, i need to get some work done


NAH I'LL JUST START SCREAMING

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
                  /
:walken:




SRSLY though, that revolution image where everybody trashes their office... left a big mark on me. Me and the other assistants reference it constantly. I had to transcribe it into wiki form!
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 09, 2009, 04:59:48 PM
I lost  :evilmad:
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: Captain Utopia on September 09, 2009, 05:08:48 PM
Just. Beautiful.
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: Richter on September 09, 2009, 05:09:11 PM
 :lulz:  I'm playing thru it off and on.  Good fun.
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: Cramulus on September 09, 2009, 08:35:26 PM
So there's only about 20 pages in this series and no dead-ends. It took about an hour to make. And it was a lot of fun! If you make some notes before you start generating pages, it goes much smoother than just creating branches and hoping somebody else will fill 'em in.



This is one of those projects that never quite took off - but I think sometihng really self referential, like this, would garner some attention:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/Adventure/index.php?title=Page_492

can anybody think of a direction to take this arc?
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 09, 2009, 08:41:18 PM
I LOVE IT, CRAM. I LOVE IT.

BTW did you know that working in an office has caused you to go crazy?
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: Cramulus on September 09, 2009, 08:46:41 PM
I really eschewed the idea of working in a cubicle until I learned that it's so much cushier than retail  :p

I'm still struggling with my role as a low-value corporate commodity.


I started posting at PD at the same time I got this job. It was literally just that I was sitting at my desk and thought, "Hm, I wonder if there are any Discordian forums I could read to kill time." If you read my writings prior to this job, they're a lot more "pineal". So did I go crazier? very hard to say



I was gonna drop off that office revolution jpg in my boss's office but thought better of it
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 08:49:16 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 09, 2009, 08:46:41 PM
I really eschewed the idea of working in a cubicle until I learned that it's so much cushier than retail  :p

I'm still struggling with my role as a low-value corporate commodity.


I started posting at PD at the same time I got this job. It was literally just that I was sitting at my desk and thought, "Hm, I wonder if there are any Discordian forums I could read to kill time." If you read my writings prior to this job, they're a lot more "pineal". So did I go crazier? very hard to say



I was gonna drop off that office revolution jpg in my boss's office but thought better of it

That's how I found PD, back in the dusty old days when I still whored myself out to a weapons manufacturer.
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 09, 2009, 09:54:17 PM
:mittens: Brilliant fun, Cram.
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: derpsichord on September 10, 2009, 12:03:23 AM
Good stuff. I believe the custom is to give you mittens, so here.  :mittens:
I really liked the artwork. What's it from.
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: maphdet on September 10, 2009, 01:01:58 AM
 :lol:

Oh lots of entertainment there. Thank you!
If I may share the link let me know.
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: LMNO on September 10, 2009, 01:13:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 08:49:16 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 09, 2009, 08:46:41 PM
I really eschewed the idea of working in a cubicle until I learned that it's so much cushier than retail  :p

I'm still struggling with my role as a low-value corporate commodity.


I started posting at PD at the same time I got this job. It was literally just that I was sitting at my desk and thought, "Hm, I wonder if there are any Discordian forums I could read to kill time." If you read my writings prior to this job, they're a lot more "pineal". So did I go crazier? very hard to say



I was gonna drop off that office revolution jpg in my boss's office but thought better of it

That's how I found PD, back in the dusty old days when I still whored myself out to a weapons manufacturer.

Kind of the same for me.  Data entry as a temp, bored out of my skull.
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: Cramulus on September 10, 2009, 01:30:53 AM
Quote from: derpsichord on September 10, 2009, 12:03:23 AM
Good stuff. I believe the custom is to give you mittens, so here.  :mittens:
I really liked the artwork. What's it from.

not sure of the original source
but it was posted here as revolt.jpg -- somewhere in the pix thread. I chopped it up and tossed it in

Quote from: maphdet on September 10, 2009, 01:01:58 AM
:lol:

Oh lots of entertainment there. Thank you!
If I may share the link let me know.

Please! CYOM is a Golden Apple Seed Mission. So spread the fuck out of it!

also feel free to play with it, edit stuff to make it funnier, add new branches, continue the story, make up new rooms in the house, etc
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: Epimetheus on September 10, 2009, 04:11:21 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 09, 2009, 04:44:32 PM
that revolution image where everybody trashes their office

are you talking about page 564?
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: Pariah on September 10, 2009, 04:23:26 AM
Apparently StumbleUpon loves it
http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.principiadiscordia.com/Adventure/index.php%253Ftitle%253DMain_Page
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: Dysnomia on September 10, 2009, 05:04:41 AM
LOST





FUCKING SECURITY BASTARDS!!   :argh!:
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: Telarus on September 10, 2009, 06:01:10 AM
 :lulz::mittens:
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: Cramulus on September 10, 2009, 02:21:44 PM
Quote from: Agent Pariah on September 10, 2009, 04:23:26 AM
Apparently StumbleUpon loves it
http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.principiadiscordia.com/Adventure/index.php%253Ftitle%253DMain_Page

that's awesome

I hadn't seen those reviews
Title: Re: ATTN: Office Slaves
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 11, 2009, 12:05:38 AM
Pimped it on Twitter and my blog (which is about to get a bunch of hits thanks to the Skeptics Circle).