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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 08:07:20 PM

Title: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 08:07:20 PM
 :lulz:

This I gotta hear.  My boss just swears at me, these days.  If I stopped being effective for 10 minutes, he'd fire my ass.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Cramulus on September 09, 2009, 08:14:46 PM
annual review? more like "anal revue", amirite?
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 08:15:55 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 09, 2009, 08:14:46 PM
annual review? more like "anal revue", amirite?

He just called me and said, "I'm pushing it back 15 minutes because I need more coffee before I deal with you." and then he slammed the phone down.

I love my job.   :)
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 08:27:08 PM
Oh jesus.  You DO have some sort of indemnity clause, though, IIRC?
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 09, 2009, 08:29:17 PM
 :lulz: The key here is being so good at your job that they can't justify holding  back your raise/firing you no matter how badly they may wish they could.
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Richter on September 09, 2009, 08:31:32 PM
Ofuck.. :lulz:
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 08:37:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 09, 2009, 08:29:17 PM
:lulz: The key here is being so good at your job that they can't justify holding  back your raise/firing you no matter how badly they may wish they could.

Yep.  Only a couple of years ago, he was a cheerful, optimistic man, who made a genuine effort to like everyone.  Now his hair is all gray, at age 50.

I love this place.   :)
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 08:38:23 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 08:27:08 PM
Oh jesus.  You DO have some sort of indemnity clause, though, IIRC?

I turned "being a dick" into a disability, if that's what you mean.   :lol:
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 09, 2009, 08:55:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 08:38:23 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 08:27:08 PM
Oh jesus.  You DO have some sort of indemnity clause, though, IIRC?

I turned "being a dick" into a disability, if that's what you mean.   :lol:

:mittens:

Would that we all could do that.
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 09:21:31 PM
1:08PM:  "I still can't deal with you.  I'll give you 15 minutes warning when I'm ready."

1:12PM:  <inarticulate howling, slam>

:)
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 09:22:42 PM
:lulz:  Roger Roger Roger.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 09:32:48 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 09:22:42 PM
:lulz:  Roger Roger Roger.  :lulz:

I am, I am told, a horrible person.  I am a bad example for the crew, and I don't believe in the things I am supposed to believe in.

My boss is not an uber-patriot, you understand...he doesn't follow politics.  But he believes in mom and apple pie and the basic goodness of the American system and of people in general.  Then he runs into a veteran who laughs at these things, and makes horrible jokes about them, and he can't process it.

You see, he expected ME to be an uber-patriot, because I served, and he hates when I say shit that makes him look at things (mostly not political, mostly at the motivations of people around him) in a way he'd rather not see, and he's too honest of a man to not accept a horrible truth or three...but he hates me for it, and he wishes I'd just stay in my building.  But when I do, he's afraid I'm plotting something vile, like the bathroom incident of last spring.

Add to that the stresses of running a high maintenance refinery in this economy, and my jolliness about doom, and you get what we have today.
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 09:35:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 09:32:48 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 09:22:42 PM
:lulz:  Roger Roger Roger.  :lulz:

I am, I am told, a horrible person.  I am a bad example for the crew, and I don't believe in the things I am supposed to believe in.

My boss is not an uber-patriot, you understand...he doesn't follow politics.  But he believes in mom and apple pie and the basic goodness of the American system and of people in general.  Then he runs into a veteran who laughs at these things, and makes horrible jokes about them, and he can't process it.

You see, he expected ME to be an uber-patriot, because I served, and he hates when I say shit that makes him look at things (mostly not political, mostly at the motivations of people around him) in a way he'd rather not see, and he's too honest of a man to not accept a horrible truth or three...but he hates me for it, and he wishes I'd just stay in my building.  But when I do, he's afraid I'm plotting something vile, like the bathroom incident of last spring.

Add to that the stresses of running a high maintenance refinery in this economy, and my jolliness about doom, and you get what we have today.

So he makes it all too easy on ya, and he's a decent guy all around.  Poor guy has dug his own grave.

But on the flipside...he's not an impediment for ya, either!
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Kai on September 09, 2009, 09:37:19 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 09:38:12 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 09:35:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 09:32:48 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 09:22:42 PM
:lulz:  Roger Roger Roger.  :lulz:

I am, I am told, a horrible person.  I am a bad example for the crew, and I don't believe in the things I am supposed to believe in.

My boss is not an uber-patriot, you understand...he doesn't follow politics.  But he believes in mom and apple pie and the basic goodness of the American system and of people in general.  Then he runs into a veteran who laughs at these things, and makes horrible jokes about them, and he can't process it.

You see, he expected ME to be an uber-patriot, because I served, and he hates when I say shit that makes him look at things (mostly not political, mostly at the motivations of people around him) in a way he'd rather not see, and he's too honest of a man to not accept a horrible truth or three...but he hates me for it, and he wishes I'd just stay in my building.  But when I do, he's afraid I'm plotting something vile, like the bathroom incident of last spring.

Add to that the stresses of running a high maintenance refinery in this economy, and my jolliness about doom, and you get what we have today.

So he makes it all too easy on ya, and he's a decent guy all around.  Poor guy has dug his own grave.

But on the flipside...he's not an impediment for ya, either!

Actually, I really like the guy, which is why I try to help him.

TGRR,
Spiritual advisor to Big Oil.
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2009, 03:11:39 PM
So I go into his office, and he just sits there staring at me and twitching for 2 minutes.  Two full minutes, before he says a word.

Maybe he has that petite mal siezure thingie or something.

Or myabe it's just victory.
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 10, 2009, 03:40:16 PM
I...


I think I have a new hero.



Please to post end results. This I gotta hear. (I bet you score high on the technical end, that's what kills them)

Also: my review is at the end of the month. Maybe I'll start bugging them about it now. My boss hates it when I acknowledge her.
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: AFK on September 10, 2009, 04:22:13 PM
It's funny.  Right before I read this thread my Director e-mailed me the protocol she'll be using to review my performance in January.  A shot across the bow I suppose.  I too hope to learn from this. 
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2009, 04:29:01 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 10, 2009, 03:40:16 PM
I...


I think I have a new hero.



Please to post end results. This I gotta hear. (I bet you score high on the technical end, that's what kills them)

Also: my review is at the end of the month. Maybe I'll start bugging them about it now. My boss hates it when I acknowledge her.

What killed him was that the review was excellent.  Technically, I was at about 95% (budget nailed me for 5%).  The interpersonal part was a little rockier.  Apparently, I do not play well with others.

As a result of having to give me a damn good review, the stress caused him to act like Inspector Cleusau (sp?)'s boss in the Pink Panther movies.

Only without the bigass death ray. :(
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 10, 2009, 04:33:23 PM
HA!

I knew it.
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 11, 2009, 12:38:30 AM
In some what backwardsly related news: We just started an "engagement"* survey here at work. When we took it 3 years ago we were worst in the nation. This year we are going for worst in the entire corporation!


*- Corporate bullshit speak for morale.
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 11, 2009, 02:01:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2009, 03:11:39 PM
So I go into his office, and he just sits there staring at me and twitching for 2 minutes.  Two full minutes, before he says a word.

Maybe he has that petite mal siezure thingie or something.

Or myabe it's just victory.

could have be medical
you should have called the ambulances right after
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 03:13:40 AM
Today, my boss explained that he doesn't hate me.  He just "wishes I lived in another country".

:hammer:
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Pariah on September 11, 2009, 03:21:24 AM
       Clouseau Roger!  :argh!:
                       \\
(http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsL/10506-17271.gif)
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Jenne on September 11, 2009, 03:49:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 03:13:40 AM
Today, my boss explained that he doesn't hate me.  He just "wishes I lived in another country".

:hammer:

GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!  :D
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 11, 2009, 04:18:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 03:13:40 AM
Today, my boss explained that he doesn't hate me.  He just "wishes I lived in another country".

:hammer:

You should ask if he would approve the financial backing for you to take over another country by force.....  :lulz:
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 05:12:30 PM
Quote from: Khara on September 11, 2009, 04:18:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 03:13:40 AM
Today, my boss explained that he doesn't hate me.  He just "wishes I lived in another country".

:hammer:

You should ask if he would approve the financial backing for you to take over another country by force.....  :lulz:

No, this is Big Oil.  He just might do it.
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 11, 2009, 06:05:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 05:12:30 PM
Quote from: Khara on September 11, 2009, 04:18:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 03:13:40 AM
Today, my boss explained that he doesn't hate me.  He just "wishes I lived in another country".

:hammer:

You should ask if he would approve the financial backing for you to take over another country by force.....  :lulz:

No, this is Big Oil.  He just might do it.

But...  but.... that is a WIN WIN for everyone no?  Then we can all move to your country and give the other countries shit at UN meetings....
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Darth Cupcake on September 11, 2009, 06:10:06 PM
Rog, I kinda love you.

Not in like the gross touchy-feely kind of way or anything.

Just, you know.
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Dysnomia on September 11, 2009, 06:17:33 PM
We could invade Poland like everyone else does.  It could be renamed "Rogland".


Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 06:18:25 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on September 11, 2009, 06:10:06 PM
Rog, I kinda love you.

Not in like the gross touchy-feely kind of way or anything.

Just, you know.

Yes, I know.  You are all freaks, and I am your beloved king.

But what I really need is some of that gross touchy-feely stuff.  Kitchen impliments should be required, and I think that everyone involved should take some Cipro BEFORE we start, as a precaution.  I believe I shall order a tanker truck of that astro-glide stuff.  Perhaps two.

Bring your own neck-braces, peasants!  It's time to party.
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Jenne on September 11, 2009, 07:35:42 PM
What's all this medical prep, Rog?!  You taking lessons from LMNO's mouth infection or what?

I mean, cautionary tales notwithstanding, what's a little bacteria between friends, hm?
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 08:49:41 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 11, 2009, 07:35:42 PM
What's all this medical prep, Rog?!  You taking lessons from LMNO's mouth infection or what?

I mean, cautionary tales notwithstanding, what's a little bacteria between friends, hm?

"Little"?  Listen lady, I have clap bacteria the size of fucking PANCAKES that stomp up and down my circulatory system to John Phillips Sousa tunes.
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Jenne on September 11, 2009, 09:44:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 08:49:41 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 11, 2009, 07:35:42 PM
What's all this medical prep, Rog?!  You taking lessons from LMNO's mouth infection or what?

I mean, cautionary tales notwithstanding, what's a little bacteria between friends, hm?

"Little"?  Listen lady, I have clap bacteria the size of fucking PANCAKES that stomp up and down my circulatory system to John Phillips Sousa tunes.

Just sounds like you have a lot of lovin' to go around, Rog.

What's the difference between Herpes and True Lovetm?











Herpes is forever.
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 09:52:08 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 11, 2009, 09:44:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 08:49:41 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 11, 2009, 07:35:42 PM
What's all this medical prep, Rog?!  You taking lessons from LMNO's mouth infection or what?

I mean, cautionary tales notwithstanding, what's a little bacteria between friends, hm?

"Little"?  Listen lady, I have clap bacteria the size of fucking PANCAKES that stomp up and down my circulatory system to John Phillips Sousa tunes.

Just sounds like you have a lot of lovin' to go around, Rog.

What's the difference between Herpes and True Lovetm?











Herpes is forever.

Also, herpes doesn't stick to your face.
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 11, 2009, 09:57:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 09:52:08 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 11, 2009, 09:44:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 08:49:41 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 11, 2009, 07:35:42 PM
What's all this medical prep, Rog?!  You taking lessons from LMNO's mouth infection or what?

I mean, cautionary tales notwithstanding, what's a little bacteria between friends, hm?

"Little"?  Listen lady, I have clap bacteria the size of fucking PANCAKES that stomp up and down my circulatory system to John Phillips Sousa tunes.


Just sounds like you have a lot of lovin' to go around, Rog.

What's the difference between Herpes and True Lovetm?











Herpes is forever.

Also, herpes doesn't stick to your face.

:spittake:
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 11, 2009, 10:16:57 PM
HERPES SIMPLEX DOES.
Title: Re: Going to get my annual review in an hour.
Post by: fomenter on September 11, 2009, 10:18:45 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 11, 2009, 10:16:57 PM
HERPES SIMPLEX DOES.

i thought it chewed its way out on to your face from the inside..