http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/860540/tourists-nabbed-for-magic-mushroom-romp
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Two Israeli tourists were arrested and fined after eating magic mushrooms and damaging a police car during a naked romp in country Victoria on the weekend.
One of the men jumped on the bonnet of the police car and dented it while his friend completely stripped off, the Border Mail reports.
The incident unfolded about 10.30pm on Saturday in Tintaldra, a village of 25 situated at the base of the Snowy Mountains on the NSW-Victorian border.
The pair told police they had eaten magic mushrooms found at Mount Hotham.
The nude man was fined $234 for offensive behaviour while the other was dealt with at a diversion hearing at Wadonga Magistrate's Court on Tuesday.
Both men later drove to the local police station and gave the officers an apple pie with a note saying: "from your mushroom mates from Israel".
The men thanked the officers for looking after them and paid for the damage caused to the car.
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Should've been cake.
HAPPY ENDING!
Now, that's class.
Please note that in America, they would have been jammed in prison until the day they died.
Land of the Free.
The more people you lock up, for longer, the freer everyone else is right?
That... is awesome.
It's LOGIC. There's more freedom to go around for Good People!
Unless you meant the OP, in which case, disregard.
Pies are awesome too, I guess...
PIES ARE AWESOME
I sent the link to my friend who has a habit of getting pulled over/arrested/his license revoked. I ended the message with "If you'd get the fuck back in the kitchen and bake a damn pie, you'd still have a license!"
Quote from: Payne on September 10, 2009, 04:54:03 PM
The more people you lock up, for longer, the freer everyone else is right?
This is correct. There is a limited amount of what we scientists call "freeons" in the universe...So we can't let just anyone have them, especially if they're criminal scum who have no respect and/or cringing fear of authority.
Remember, kids...Freedom means always accepting authority, and understanding that the police are good people who would never arrest the wrong people, or arrest people for unjust reasons. The fact that criminals are given a trial is a favor granted to them so that "lawyers" can use legal tricks to get them off so they can rape your family. After all, police are busy people, they don't have time to arrest "innocent" folks, like you and me.
Also, you can tell who the criminals are. They're all smudgy.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2009, 06:14:53 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 10, 2009, 04:54:03 PM
The more people you lock up, for longer, the freer everyone else is right?
This is correct. There is a limited amount of what we scientists call "freeons" in the universe...So we can't let just anyone have them, especially if they're criminal scum who have no respect and/or cringing fear of authority.
Remember, kids...Freedom means always accepting authority, and understanding that the police are good people who would never arrest the wrong people, or arrest people for unjust reasons. The fact that criminals are given a trial is a favor granted to them so that "lawyers" can use legal tricks to get them off so they can rape your family. After all, police are busy people, they don't have time to arrest "innocent" folks, like you and me.
Also, you can tell who the criminals are. They're all smudgy.
:lulz:
Quote from: Squid on September 10, 2009, 06:16:31 PM
:lulz:
I have a paralyzing suspicion that I am becoming a little cynical in my old age. :)
You can get fined in Australia for "offensive behaviour"? WTF, mate? Is this like a "disturbing the peace" citation here?
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 11, 2009, 12:29:21 AM
You can get fined in Australia for "offensive behaviour"? WTF, mate? Is this like a "disturbing the peace" citation here?
Probably had more to do with the "naked in areas not specified for nakedness" part.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2009, 04:47:21 PM
Now, that's class.
Please note that in America, they would have been jammed in prison until the day they died.
Land of the Free.
TGRR, please. These are
American police you're talking about.
... They would have been unnecessarily tasered and beaten first.
OP made me :lulz:
Quote from: yhnmzw on September 11, 2009, 07:40:55 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 11, 2009, 12:29:21 AM
You can get fined in Australia for "offensive behaviour"? WTF, mate? Is this like a "disturbing the peace" citation here?
Probably had more to do with the "naked in areas not specified for nakedness" part.
Here we call that "public indecency". Which isn't a much better name for it.
:lulz: That's a great story.