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Title: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Dysnomia on September 14, 2009, 04:41:36 AM
WHAT SHOULD I DRINK TOMORROW?*


:fap: :banana: :link: :hammer: :hosrie:













because you know, I've never EVER had alcohol before...
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 14, 2009, 04:55:11 AM
CEMENT MIXER!!!! BLOODY TAMPON! FOUR HORSEMEN!!! NEW JERSEY TURNPIKE!!! HOT MEXICAN HOOKER!!!


:vom: :vom: :vom:
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Dysnomia on September 14, 2009, 05:43:27 AM
WTFAREALLTHOSE????
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 14, 2009, 06:15:01 AM
Here ya go: http://www.campussqueeze.com/post/The-Worst-Shots-Ever-Created.aspx
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: rong on September 14, 2009, 07:17:39 AM
believe it or not, equal parts jagermeister, rumplemintz, and southern comfort (100 proof) tastes pretty good as a shot (i wouldn't drink too many of them, though)

recently, i had what is called a wisconsin lunch box and it was really good:

get one of those "_____" bomb cups (see picture) that has the shot glass in the middle.  fill the shot part with amaretto and the outside part with equal parts beer and orange juice.  sounds like it would be terrible, but it was one of the most delicious drinks i've ever had.

(http://www.jager-bomb.com/clearbomber.jpg)

Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Dysnomia on September 14, 2009, 09:49:19 AM
sadly can't do beer as it makes me vomit everywhere.  :sad:  However everything else is fine.
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: rong on September 14, 2009, 10:04:49 AM
you poor, poor bastard.
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Ballard on September 14, 2009, 10:05:49 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 14, 2009, 06:15:01 AM
Here ya go: http://www.campussqueeze.com/post/The-Worst-Shots-Ever-Created.aspx

God damn, this person ran out of ideas coming up to #5.

Have a Terrorism or two.

1 pint Tequila
1 shot Jägermeister
1 bucket
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Cain on September 14, 2009, 10:19:49 AM
Lies.

You weren't born, you were hatched.  HATCHED BY OUR SECRET REPTILIAN MASTERS FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 14, 2009, 10:21:21 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 14, 2009, 04:41:36 AM
WHAT SHOULD I DRINK TOMORROW?*


:fap: :banana: :link: :hammer: :hosrie:


SPICED RUM, IN EVERYTHING.












because you know, I've never EVER had alcohol before...
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Verbal Mike on September 14, 2009, 01:33:03 PM
Magic Monkey Juice.  :fap:
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Triple Zero on September 14, 2009, 01:43:53 PM
mojitos or white russians are my favourite non-beer drinks.

white russians are easiest (kahlua+vodka+milk equal portions)

mojito = sugar, mint leaves, lime, crushed ice, rum, soda water. in that order. crush the mint leaves, press out the lime parts with your fingers but throw in the entire piece (3-4x 1/8th of a lime), mash up the stuff with a spoon or other device, then add the crushed ice and two shots rum, top with soda water. use a straw when drinking.
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: AFK on September 14, 2009, 02:56:52 PM
Water
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: LMNO on September 14, 2009, 03:53:33 PM
Scotch.  GOOD scotch.


Livers are wasted on the young.
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 14, 2009, 03:56:06 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 14, 2009, 01:43:53 PM
mojitos or white russians are my favourite non-beer drinks.

white russians are easiest (kahlua+vodka+milk equal portions)

mojito = sugar, mint leaves, lime, crushed ice, rum, soda water. in that order. crush the mint leaves, press out the lime parts with your fingers but throw in the entire piece (3-4x 1/8th of a lime), mash up the stuff with a spoon or other device, then add the crushed ice and two shots rum, top with soda water. use a straw when drinking.

YOUR SUPPOSED TO SPANK THE MINT! crush it up too hard and you'll look like u ate spinach then forgot to brush your teeth.
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Suu on September 14, 2009, 04:05:51 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 14, 2009, 04:41:36 AM
WHAT SHOULD I DRINK TOMORROW?*


:fap: :banana: :link: :hammer: :hosrie:













because you know, I've never EVER had alcohol before...

MARGARITAS

Y

TEQUILA SUNRISES

Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Triple Zero on September 14, 2009, 04:21:55 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 14, 2009, 03:56:06 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 14, 2009, 01:43:53 PM
mojitos or white russians are my favourite non-beer drinks.

white russians are easiest (kahlua+vodka+milk equal portions)

mojito = sugar, mint leaves, lime, crushed ice, rum, soda water. in that order. crush the mint leaves, press out the lime parts with your fingers but throw in the entire piece (3-4x 1/8th of a lime), mash up the stuff with a spoon or other device, then add the crushed ice and two shots rum, top with soda water. use a straw when drinking.

YOUR SUPPOSED TO SPANK THE MINT! crush it up too hard and you'll look like u ate spinach then forgot to brush your teeth.

please to explain spank versus crush?

I usually pick off a bunch of leaves from the branch and twist them in my fingers them dump em in. but you also mash em up with the lime and sugar, I suppose the sugar crystals help in broozing (???) them.
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: LMNO on September 14, 2009, 04:25:05 PM
I think the term that usually used is "bruised".


You want to release the oil from the leaf (that's what tastes "minty"), but if you press to hard, it will become bitter.  So you gently press the leaf, trying not to tear it or damage it more than necessary.
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Dysnomia on September 14, 2009, 05:21:29 PM
I like the idea of spiced rum in EVERYTHING, scotch, and margaritas



also spanking mint leaves sounds like fun.   :fap:


Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Dysnomia on September 14, 2009, 05:22:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 14, 2009, 10:19:49 AM
Lies.

You weren't born, you were hatched.  HATCHED BY OUR SECRET REPTILIAN MASTERS FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!

:argh!:  I dare you to try to prove it! 
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 05:22:57 PM
You should drink coffee.  Coffee is your friend.
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 14, 2009, 05:42:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 05:22:57 PM
You should drink coffee.  Coffee is your friend.

Agreed.
Why I'm having a lovely hot cup of brown at this very moment and am quite content.
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 05:58:43 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 14, 2009, 05:42:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 05:22:57 PM
You should drink coffee.  Coffee is your friend.

Agreed.
Why I'm having a lovely hot cup of brown at this very moment and am quite content.

You contaminate your coffee?  :tgrr:

Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 14, 2009, 06:47:57 PM
Happy birthday!

I am partial to Makers or Knob Creek neat with a beer back, but due to my overwhelming desire these days to not get drunk, I've been leaning on vodka and soda in a tall glass with a lime or splash of unsweetened cranberry.

I hate sweet drinks, but if I had to I'd go with a mojito or a ginger whiskey lemon drop. Go especially easy on sweet drinks or you'll be sick as a dog!
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 06:49:34 PM
Lots of beer first, then switch to whiskey.

Trust me on this one.  Would I steer you wrong?
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Cain on September 14, 2009, 06:49:47 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 14, 2009, 05:21:29 PM
I like the idea of spiced rum in EVERYTHING, scotch, and margaritas



also spanking mint leaves sounds like fun.   :fap:




I cant remember, did you like the scotch I bought to London?

If so, it was Laphroaig.  Little expensive, but worth it.
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: fomenter on September 14, 2009, 07:52:02 PM
worst hangover i ever had  (http://www.1-877-spirits.com/store/images/large/Malibu-Coconut-lg.jpg) not a good drunk no matter how young and healthy your body is

Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 07:52:55 PM
Troof.  Rum is for old people who have nothing left to lose.
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 14, 2009, 09:41:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 14, 2009, 04:25:05 PM
I think the term that usually used is "bruised".


You want to release the oil from the leaf (that's what tastes "minty"), but if you press to hard, it will become bitter.  So you gently press the leaf, trying not to tear it or damage it more than necessary.
The correct term is "muddle". You have to use a wooden muddler to mix the mint and sugar. Trust me, I've been to Kentucky before.
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 12:03:06 AM
I did like the scotch we had in London Cain, so I'll probably have some later if it's not too expensive.  If it is I'll have to do with the J & B I have at home for post-boozaholing booze. 


has anyone ever had a chocolate martini? 
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Juggalo on September 15, 2009, 12:49:12 AM
Hey sexy lil lady, happy birthday n shit. I sejest a 5th of Jack and a twelver of Busch, n Ill hold your hair back if you have too much baby.
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: rong on September 15, 2009, 01:41:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 06:49:34 PM
Lots of beer first, then switch to whiskey.

Trust me on this one.  Would I steer you wrong?

TROOF
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 01:45:31 AM
birthday roont because apparently I no longer have a savings account, or checking, and got raped by bank overdraft fees.  The manager lady was a bitch about it too, because I thought I was getting those because they disconnected my savings and checking account.  Then I thought someone stole my account number or card number.  No...it was me.  Fuck.


So no going out tonight.  I'm too poor, and too upset to want to take my friend's up on their offer to pay.   :sad:
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 01:46:57 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 01:45:31 AM
birthday roont because apparently I no longer have a savings account, or checking, and got raped by bank overdraft fees.  The manager lady was a bitch about it too, because I thought I was getting those because they disconnected my savings and checking account.  Then I thought someone stole my account number or card number.  No...it was me.  Fuck.


So no going out tonight.  I'm too poor, and too upset to want to take my friend's up on their offer to pay.   :sad:

Go out with your friends.
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Rumckle on September 15, 2009, 02:04:27 AM
What TGRR said, friends are good, and stuff
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 04:06:17 AM
nope, staying home.  Will go out later in the week, but tonight just fucking sucks.  Going to drink while watching a movie with boyfriend instead.
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Jenne on September 15, 2009, 04:13:00 AM
I feel ya, Lizzie--my own birthday sucked major ass this year.  But the makeup I did with friends after was awesomeness extreme.  I.e. there's hope yet!  :D
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 04:35:51 AM
it'll be redeemed with Spamalot tomorrow night, and Napa Wine Train with parents on saturday.   :fap:
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Jenne on September 15, 2009, 04:39:32 AM
Yes, that IS faptastic!
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 15, 2009, 06:27:32 AM
Quote from: LMNO on September 14, 2009, 03:53:33 PM
Scotch.  GOOD scotch.


Livers are wasted on the young.

THIS!
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 15, 2009, 06:55:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 05:58:43 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 14, 2009, 05:42:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 05:22:57 PM
You should drink coffee.  Coffee is your friend.

Agreed.
Why I'm having a lovely hot cup of brown at this very moment and am quite content.

You contaminate your coffee?  :tgrr:



hot. brown. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: LMNO on September 15, 2009, 12:53:31 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 12:03:06 AM
has anyone ever had a chocolate martini? 

Ok, that's both :lmnuendo: and :crankey: depending on context.

Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Bruno on September 15, 2009, 12:58:14 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 01:45:31 AM
birthday roont because apparently I no longer have a savings account, or checking, and got raped by bank overdraft fees.  The manager lady was a bitch about it too, because I thought I was getting those because they disconnected my savings and checking account.  Then I thought someone stole my account number or card number.  No...it was me.  Fuck.


So no going out tonight.  I'm too poor, and too upset to want to take my friend's up on their offer to pay.   :sad:

Around here, most bars will give you a free pitcher of beer on your birthday. Maybe make a few calls to find out the policies of your local drinking establishments?
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: AFK on September 15, 2009, 02:10:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 15, 2009, 12:53:31 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 12:03:06 AM
has anyone ever had a chocolate martini? 

Ok, that's both :lmnuendo: and :crankey: depending on context.



Chocolate Tampon Martini?
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 10:24:41 PM
chocolate anal fissure martini?
Title: Re: IT IS NEARLY MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
Post by: Jenne on September 16, 2009, 04:40:54 AM
:x