WHAT SHOULD I DRINK TOMORROW?*
:fap: :banana: :link: :hammer: :hosrie:
because you know, I've never EVER had alcohol before...
CEMENT MIXER!!!! BLOODY TAMPON! FOUR HORSEMEN!!! NEW JERSEY TURNPIKE!!! HOT MEXICAN HOOKER!!!
:vom: :vom: :vom:
WTFAREALLTHOSE????
Here ya go: http://www.campussqueeze.com/post/The-Worst-Shots-Ever-Created.aspx
believe it or not, equal parts jagermeister, rumplemintz, and southern comfort (100 proof) tastes pretty good as a shot (i wouldn't drink too many of them, though)
recently, i had what is called a wisconsin lunch box and it was really good:
get one of those "_____" bomb cups (see picture) that has the shot glass in the middle. fill the shot part with amaretto and the outside part with equal parts beer and orange juice. sounds like it would be terrible, but it was one of the most delicious drinks i've ever had.
(http://www.jager-bomb.com/clearbomber.jpg)
sadly can't do beer as it makes me vomit everywhere. :sad: However everything else is fine.
you poor, poor bastard.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 14, 2009, 06:15:01 AM
Here ya go: http://www.campussqueeze.com/post/The-Worst-Shots-Ever-Created.aspx
God damn, this person ran out of ideas coming up to #5.
Have a Terrorism or two.
1 pint Tequila
1 shot Jägermeister
1 bucket
Lies.
You weren't born, you were hatched. HATCHED BY OUR SECRET REPTILIAN MASTERS FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 14, 2009, 04:41:36 AM
WHAT SHOULD I DRINK TOMORROW?*
:fap: :banana: :link: :hammer: :hosrie:
SPICED RUM, IN EVERYTHING.
because you know, I've never EVER had alcohol before...
Magic Monkey Juice. :fap:
mojitos or white russians are my favourite non-beer drinks.
white russians are easiest (kahlua+vodka+milk equal portions)
mojito = sugar, mint leaves, lime, crushed ice, rum, soda water. in that order. crush the mint leaves, press out the lime parts with your fingers but throw in the entire piece (3-4x 1/8th of a lime), mash up the stuff with a spoon or other device, then add the crushed ice and two shots rum, top with soda water. use a straw when drinking.
Water
Scotch. GOOD scotch.
Livers are wasted on the young.
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 14, 2009, 01:43:53 PM
mojitos or white russians are my favourite non-beer drinks.
white russians are easiest (kahlua+vodka+milk equal portions)
mojito = sugar, mint leaves, lime, crushed ice, rum, soda water. in that order. crush the mint leaves, press out the lime parts with your fingers but throw in the entire piece (3-4x 1/8th of a lime), mash up the stuff with a spoon or other device, then add the crushed ice and two shots rum, top with soda water. use a straw when drinking.
YOUR SUPPOSED TO SPANK THE MINT! crush it up too hard and you'll look like u ate spinach then forgot to brush your teeth.
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 14, 2009, 04:41:36 AM
WHAT SHOULD I DRINK TOMORROW?*
:fap: :banana: :link: :hammer: :hosrie:
because you know, I've never EVER had alcohol before...
MARGARITAS
Y
TEQUILA SUNRISES
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 14, 2009, 03:56:06 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 14, 2009, 01:43:53 PM
mojitos or white russians are my favourite non-beer drinks.
white russians are easiest (kahlua+vodka+milk equal portions)
mojito = sugar, mint leaves, lime, crushed ice, rum, soda water. in that order. crush the mint leaves, press out the lime parts with your fingers but throw in the entire piece (3-4x 1/8th of a lime), mash up the stuff with a spoon or other device, then add the crushed ice and two shots rum, top with soda water. use a straw when drinking.
YOUR SUPPOSED TO SPANK THE MINT! crush it up too hard and you'll look like u ate spinach then forgot to brush your teeth.
please to explain spank versus crush?
I usually pick off a bunch of leaves from the branch and twist them in my fingers them dump em in. but you also mash em up with the lime and sugar, I suppose the sugar crystals help in broozing (???) them.
I think the term that usually used is "bruised".
You want to release the oil from the leaf (that's what tastes "minty"), but if you press to hard, it will become bitter. So you gently press the leaf, trying not to tear it or damage it more than necessary.
I like the idea of spiced rum in EVERYTHING, scotch, and margaritas
also spanking mint leaves sounds like fun. :fap:
Quote from: Cain on September 14, 2009, 10:19:49 AM
Lies.
You weren't born, you were hatched. HATCHED BY OUR SECRET REPTILIAN MASTERS FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!
:argh!: I dare you to try to prove it!
You should drink coffee. Coffee is your friend.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 05:22:57 PM
You should drink coffee. Coffee is your friend.
Agreed.
Why I'm having a lovely hot cup of brown at this very moment and am quite content.
Quote from: Squid on September 14, 2009, 05:42:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 05:22:57 PM
You should drink coffee. Coffee is your friend.
Agreed.
Why I'm having a lovely hot cup of brown at this very moment and am quite content.
You contaminate your coffee? :tgrr:
Happy birthday!
I am partial to Makers or Knob Creek neat with a beer back, but due to my overwhelming desire these days to not get drunk, I've been leaning on vodka and soda in a tall glass with a lime or splash of unsweetened cranberry.
I hate sweet drinks, but if I had to I'd go with a mojito or a ginger whiskey lemon drop. Go especially easy on sweet drinks or you'll be sick as a dog!
Lots of beer first, then switch to whiskey.
Trust me on this one. Would I steer you wrong?
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 14, 2009, 05:21:29 PM
I like the idea of spiced rum in EVERYTHING, scotch, and margaritas
also spanking mint leaves sounds like fun. :fap:
I cant remember, did you like the scotch I bought to London?
If so, it was Laphroaig. Little expensive, but worth it.
worst hangover i ever had (http://www.1-877-spirits.com/store/images/large/Malibu-Coconut-lg.jpg) not a good drunk no matter how young and healthy your body is
Troof. Rum is for old people who have nothing left to lose.
Quote from: LMNO on September 14, 2009, 04:25:05 PM
I think the term that usually used is "bruised".
You want to release the oil from the leaf (that's what tastes "minty"), but if you press to hard, it will become bitter. So you gently press the leaf, trying not to tear it or damage it more than necessary.
The correct term is "muddle". You have to use a wooden muddler to mix the mint and sugar. Trust me, I've been to Kentucky before.
I did like the scotch we had in London Cain, so I'll probably have some later if it's not too expensive. If it is I'll have to do with the J & B I have at home for post-boozaholing booze.
has anyone ever had a chocolate martini?
Hey sexy lil lady, happy birthday n shit. I sejest a 5th of Jack and a twelver of Busch, n Ill hold your hair back if you have too much baby.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 06:49:34 PM
Lots of beer first, then switch to whiskey.
Trust me on this one. Would I steer you wrong?
TROOF
birthday roont because apparently I no longer have a savings account, or checking, and got raped by bank overdraft fees. The manager lady was a bitch about it too, because I thought I was getting those because they disconnected my savings and checking account. Then I thought someone stole my account number or card number. No...it was me. Fuck.
So no going out tonight. I'm too poor, and too upset to want to take my friend's up on their offer to pay. :sad:
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 01:45:31 AM
birthday roont because apparently I no longer have a savings account, or checking, and got raped by bank overdraft fees. The manager lady was a bitch about it too, because I thought I was getting those because they disconnected my savings and checking account. Then I thought someone stole my account number or card number. No...it was me. Fuck.
So no going out tonight. I'm too poor, and too upset to want to take my friend's up on their offer to pay. :sad:
Go out with your friends.
What TGRR said, friends are good, and stuff
nope, staying home. Will go out later in the week, but tonight just fucking sucks. Going to drink while watching a movie with boyfriend instead.
I feel ya, Lizzie--my own birthday sucked major ass this year. But the makeup I did with friends after was awesomeness extreme. I.e. there's hope yet! :D
it'll be redeemed with Spamalot tomorrow night, and Napa Wine Train with parents on saturday. :fap:
Yes, that IS faptastic!
Quote from: LMNO on September 14, 2009, 03:53:33 PM
Scotch. GOOD scotch.
Livers are wasted on the young.
THIS!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 05:58:43 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 14, 2009, 05:42:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 05:22:57 PM
You should drink coffee. Coffee is your friend.
Agreed.
Why I'm having a lovely hot cup of brown at this very moment and am quite content.
You contaminate your coffee? :tgrr:
hot. brown. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 12:03:06 AM
has anyone ever had a chocolate martini?
Ok, that's both :lmnuendo: and :crankey: depending on context.
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 01:45:31 AM
birthday roont because apparently I no longer have a savings account, or checking, and got raped by bank overdraft fees. The manager lady was a bitch about it too, because I thought I was getting those because they disconnected my savings and checking account. Then I thought someone stole my account number or card number. No...it was me. Fuck.
So no going out tonight. I'm too poor, and too upset to want to take my friend's up on their offer to pay. :sad:
Around here, most bars will give you a free pitcher of beer on your birthday. Maybe make a few calls to find out the policies of your local drinking establishments?
Quote from: LMNO on September 15, 2009, 12:53:31 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 12:03:06 AM
has anyone ever had a chocolate martini?
Ok, that's both :lmnuendo: and :crankey: depending on context.
Chocolate Tampon Martini?
chocolate anal fissure martini?
:x