Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on September 14, 2009, 09:14:17 PM

Title: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Cain on September 14, 2009, 09:14:17 PM
This picture is NSFW, life or sanity.

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/2372/1250765446915.gif
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 09:15:15 PM
 :horrormirth:

TGRR,
Doesn't care about the NSFW part.
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Suu on September 14, 2009, 09:23:42 PM
That started with me thinking it was nutsack waxing as it loaded.

BOY WAS I FUCKING WRONG.

Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Cain on September 14, 2009, 09:29:41 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Suu on September 14, 2009, 09:32:21 PM
I have to admit once I figured out what was going on, I didn't finish letting it load.  :x
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Requia ☣ on September 14, 2009, 09:36:35 PM
Oh but you should.  It was glorious.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Suu on September 14, 2009, 09:38:52 PM
Oh. Alright, but only because I'm twisted like that.


Edit: Oh, never mind. I though there was more than the last frame.


I do wonder if it's real though.
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 14, 2009, 09:43:41 PM
 :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

OMG! WTF WOULD ANYONE DO THAT TO HIMSELF?!?!?!??!!


:x
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 09:47:23 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 14, 2009, 09:43:41 PM
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

OMG! WTF WOULD ANYONE DO THAT TO HIMSELF?!?!?!??!!


:x

As if you didn't know, Iason.  As if you didn't know.
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on September 14, 2009, 10:00:24 PM
                                                     I'll bite!
                                                       \   
(http://www.cable360.net/images/articles/24591_1184618518.jpg)
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 14, 2009, 10:21:35 PM
People are so fucking weird.
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 14, 2009, 10:42:38 PM
No explanation?  Just a before and then the empty sack?

I'm a girl and that makes me squirm....  Fucking ouch!

Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Bu🤠ns on September 14, 2009, 10:45:37 PM
Well now....I suppose that was useful.
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Idem on September 14, 2009, 10:51:06 PM
At least they had a sense of humor about it.
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Faust on September 15, 2009, 01:03:05 AM
Well at least they were neat and and proper about it. Most of the castrations I have seen are blunt spur of the moment affairs.
Of course I don't see the meal being that great a pay off... prairie Oysters are gross as it is, I cant see a weedy little guy like that having that great a flavor, and there certainly wasn't much meat in it.

Did they even do them in flour? cretins.
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Cramulus on September 15, 2009, 01:36:26 AM
(http://i.somethingawful.com/u/ctstalker/2008_05/2008_05_10_balls.jpg)

(http://www.cyberstill.com/ba01.jpg)

(http://flamesgif.com/archive/ate_my_balls/img/boss1-b.jpg) (http://flamesgif.com/archive/ate_my_balls/img/jalbos2b.jpg)

(http://flamesgif.com/archive/ate_my_balls/img/boss2b.jpg) (http://flamesgif.com/archive/ate_my_balls/img/ms-bos1b.jpg)

(http://flamesgif.com/archive/ate_my_balls/img/jalbos1b.jpg) (http://flamesgif.com/archive/ate_my_balls/img/stnwlhgb.jpg)

(http://flamesgif.com/archive/ate_my_balls/img/hapyhogb.jpg)
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Richter on September 15, 2009, 02:15:52 AM
OP:  Huh.  At least it wasn't the BME vid where the guy used a hatchet.

Cram:  :lulz:  I'm certain I've heard "Mr. T ate my balls" before, somewhere. 
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Nast on September 15, 2009, 02:16:14 AM
At first I was all  :x

But then I realized that they have the same kind of oven we do!
Awesome.
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 15, 2009, 06:29:20 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 14, 2009, 09:14:17 PM
This picture is NSFW, life or sanity.

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/2372/1250765446915.gif

:kingmeh:
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 10:30:15 PM
WHAT.  THE.  FUCK.   :x :x :x :vom: :vom: :vom:
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Richter on September 16, 2009, 12:10:58 AM
Gene pool closed.
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Bu🤠ns on September 16, 2009, 01:15:44 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 10:30:15 PM
WHAT.  THE.  FUCK.   :x :x :x :vom: :vom: :vom:

srsly...

And YOU get shit for banana rap.
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Kai on September 16, 2009, 01:35:12 AM
meh.

Kai,

Has seen it all.
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Corvidia on September 16, 2009, 06:02:41 AM
 :x :vom:  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: The Johnny on September 16, 2009, 06:20:11 AM
Quote from: Richter on September 16, 2009, 12:10:58 AM
Gene pool closed.

My only comfort is knowing he will not have children.















UNLESS HE ALREADY HAS.  :x
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 19, 2009, 10:24:08 AM
I offer an alternative explanation:

1) Dude had a vasectomy.

2) Knew how to retract/tuck his nuts (gentlemen, you need to learn how to do this to freak out/amuse your sex partner at once)

3) Realized while butchering an animal/dissecting a specimen that its testicles were similar in size to humans.

It seems more likely than trivializing something like the surgery that transsexuals and self-chosen eunuchs go through.

Apparently, this is simulated by BDSM freaks as well, who probably are masturbating to your revulsion right now.
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Cain on September 19, 2009, 01:00:45 PM
Oh, almost certainly.

But entertaining the other suggestion is fun too.
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 06, 2009, 07:58:30 AM
(http://www.superpoop.com/100509/chicken-balls.jpg)
Title: Re: Making every man on PD wince
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2009, 06:23:46 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 06, 2009, 07:58:30 AM
(http://www.superpoop.com/100509/chicken-balls.jpg)

:lulz: