(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/warheadline.jpg)
Worry not, folks, our brave lads will soon deal with these perfidious lobster heads.
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/cod_world_at_war_berlin1.jpg)
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/AdolfSuutler.jpg)
The Fuhrer of the Swamp Yankees, Adolf Suutler, has long been making territorial demands of her neighbours, demands that until now have been entirely reasonable from an enlightened and liberal point of view.
It has now become obvious that Suutler cannot be trusted to share and share-alike, and that a much stronger line is needed against her policies.
The invasion of Pennsylvania, though it can be justified on self-deterministic grounds, sets dangerous precedents with regards to adjoining territories within which the Swamp Yankees may have a vague historical and cultural claim.
This commentator calls on the governments of the world to draw a line across this building aggression before the entire continent is thrown into chaos, and we lose the delicate balance of power that has ensured the surety of our continuing power and glory!
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/ohsnap.jpg)
The shockingly quick declarations of hostilities were soon overshadowed by the horrors of the new face of warfare.
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/hamoto.jpg)
Geneva, rules of warfare, and other various conventions upon which wars had been conducted in previous centuries were impotent against both the scope of the conflict brewing, and the serious threat posed by new weapons begin fielded.
"OH WHAT THE FUCK? WHO PUTS HAM ON A BOAT? SERIOUSLY? WHY? SHOOTING PORK SHOULDERS AT A HARBOR WITH NO WARNING? OH FUCK IT ALL. Dammit, fresh wheelchair please."
-FDR
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/start-world-war-2-25a.jpg)
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/risingrichter.png)
"We have awakened a sleeping Dragon. And it has morning wood. What have we done?"
-Admiral Yamamoto
Before sneak attack:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/nablank1.jpg)
After sneak attack:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/nablank2.jpg)
FOR SLACK AND VICTORY!
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/vmeleprop.jpg)
COMING SOON TO YOU LEBENSRAUM!
Quote from: Payne on September 15, 2009, 01:17:58 AM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/AdolfSuutler.jpg)
The Fuhrer of the Swamp Yankees, Adolf Suutler, has long been making territorial demands of her neighbours, demands that until now have been entirely reasonable from an enlightened and liberal point of view.
It has now become obvious that Suutler cannot be trusted to share and share-alike, and that a much stronger line is needed against her policies.
The invasion of Pennsylvania, though it can be justified on self-deterministic grounds, sets dangerous precedents with regards to adjoining territories within which the Swamp Yankees may have a vague historical and cultural claim.
This commentator calls on the governments of the world to draw a line across this building aggression before the entire continent is thrown into chaos, and we lose the delicate balance of power that has ensured the surety of our continuing power and glory!
:mittens:
I'M REASONABLY SURE I'M STARTING A SUCCESSFUL RESISTANCE MOVEMENT IN LOUISIANA
DO ZOMBIES DISLIKE SWAMP YANKEES?
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/fleeingtroops1.jpg)
Historians to this day wonder what could have possibly routed the Coalition forces. Only one explanation has been deemed reasonable by the subsequent generations of military scholars.
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/crazyyankeej.jpg)
Well, it sure as hell wasn't your logistics crew:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/blitzkrieg-wallpaper1.jpg)
Quote from: Broken AI on September 15, 2009, 03:02:34 AM
most amusing war ever. :lulz:
You better start helping out, Belgium!
(We're in the invasion of Poland stage now, I think).
Despite anti - Swamp Yankee countermeasures deployed in haste, Poland still had precious little defense from Suutler's WafflerSoldat.
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/herbkiteh.jpg)
Edit: TIME PARADOX
I thought Florida was Norway.
:?
Then call me Victor, 'cause I just re - wrote history.
Quote from: Richter on September 15, 2009, 03:46:47 AM
Then call me Victor, 'cause I just re - wrote history.
Note the similarities:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/floridaNorway.jpg)
WAIT AM I ANTI SWAMP YANKEE??? ALSO WHAT COUNTRY IS CALIFORNIA
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 04:10:24 AM
WAIT AM I ANTI SWAMP YANKEE??? ALSO WHAT COUNTRY IS CALIFORNIA
psst! lizzie: we are part of the Western Alliance.
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 04:10:24 AM
WAIT AM I ANTI SWAMP YANKEE??? ALSO WHAT COUNTRY IS CALIFORNIA
Cali is in the Anti-Swamp Yankee alliance. Please refer to map posted earlier.
OIC
DAMN U SWAMP YANKEES
(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/3238/canucksniper.png) (http://img29.imageshack.us/i/canucksniper.png/) (http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/canucksniper.png/1/w400.png) (http://g.imageshack.us/img29/canucksniper.png/1/)
THE NORTHERN WASTELANDS HAVE BEEN CLEARED OF THE SWAMP YANKEE INFESTATION, SERGEANT TGRR! ALSO OF FRENCH PEOPLE, BUT THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY
(http://static.guim.co.uk/Travel/gallery/2007/apr/27/green.climatechange/Arctic-desert-terrain-1642.jpg)
Can you see the crazed Canadian sniper? Neither could the Swamp Yankees.
Edit: Also, my first WOMP.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 03:48:34 AM
Quote from: Richter on September 15, 2009, 03:46:47 AM
Then call me Victor, 'cause I just re - wrote history.
Note the similarities:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/floridaNorway.jpg)
I chortled!
Quote from: Havok on September 15, 2009, 04:38:45 AM
(http://static.guim.co.uk/Travel/gallery/2007/apr/27/green.climatechange/Arctic-desert-terrain-1642.jpg)
Can you see the crazed Canadian sniper? Neither could the Swamp Yankees.
I SEE HIM! HE'S RIGHT THERE ON THE RIDGE BY TH-
\
:asplode:
Yeah, don't fuck woof Florida man.
We got this guy.
http://appliancedirect.ytmnd.com/
caution: might be loud?
Cramulus must not know how to use the controller. He appears to be spinning in circles and shooting at the floor.
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/halo/images/b/b2/Dancing_master_chief.gif)
:lulz: to the thread
:aaa: to the war. CALIFORNIA IS IN THIS TOO??? Where do I enlist?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 02:31:14 AM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/nablank2.jpg)
NO MAN'S LAND EH???
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/Siochain/nablank3.jpg)
In a surprise move, Missouri, a key trade location with it's access to not only the Mississippi River, but to unclaimed territory as well, opens negotiations to the combatting forces......
SO NYAH..... :p
Khara is never in No Man's Land dammit...... :lulz:
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/poland1.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/poland2.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/worldmap.jpg)
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/cnang.png)
It Awakens.
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/nfsec.jpg)
Deploying Beaver Force Nine.
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/worldmap.jpg)
Southern Ontario Secured.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/Siochain/archslingshot.jpg)
We are prepared to defend in either direction any attempts at a hostile takeover...... :evil:
Are considering using as a bungee display to raise money for our efforts to take over all ov No Man's Land as well.......
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
So how about those negotiations?
::rolls out into the living room in his boxers while eating cheetos::
"hey guys what's going on?"
::Sees missiles flying by his window::
"OH HOLY HELL!"
::grabs zombie fighting gear, this time used to fight west coast spags::
"I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND EAT PR0K! AND I'M ALL OUTTA.....
hey...is that pr0k?"
::om nom nom nom nom::
This is no time for half ass tactics!
RELEASE THE HAMIKAZIES!
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/hamikaze.jpg)
PEACE IN OUR TIME!
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Richter on September 15, 2009, 02:35:34 AM
FOR SLACK AND VICTORY!
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/vmeleprop.jpg)
COMING SOON TO YOU LEBENSRAUM!
BUY TODAY
IN SUPPORT OF
THE ANTI-SWAMPYANKEE
ALLIANCE!!!(http://i569.photobucket.com/albums/ss131/neosanguis/RogerfaceBags.jpg)
SURE TO SCARE THE PORK SHOULDERS
RIGHT OFF THEIR HATS!
Quote from: Mangrove on September 15, 2009, 10:31:06 PM
PEACE IN OUR TIME!
:horrormirth:
:news:
PEACENIK DISSIDENT ARRESTED FOR ANTI-AMERICAN VIEWS(http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr70/AidanGriff/MangroveArrested.jpg?t=1253066133)
Anti-War Protestor "Mangrove" is led away by Department of Homeland Security Officials on suspicion of having Swamp Yankee sympathies
Suggest merging this with the previous WAR threads for maximum lulz
:argh!:
:lulz:
JAYSUS. :lulz:
FOR NUEVA CALIFORNIA!
:nuke: :ronpaul: :nuke:
I hope you all realise that the Scottish Empire will be forced to send peacekeeping units over there if you colonials keep this up.
Quote from: Payne on September 15, 2009, 01:17:58 AM
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The Fuhrer of the Swamp Yankees, Adolf Suutler, has long been making territorial demands of her neighbours, demands that until now have been entirely reasonable from an enlightened and liberal point of view.
It has now become obvious that Suutler cannot be trusted to share and share-alike, and that a much stronger line is needed against her policies.
The invasion of Pennsylvania, though it can be justified on self-deterministic grounds, sets dangerous precedents with regards to adjoining territories within which the Swamp Yankees may have a vague historical and cultural claim.
This commentator calls on the governments of the world to draw a line across this building aggression before the entire continent is thrown into chaos, and we lose the delicate balance of power that has ensured the surety of our continuing power and glory!
HAH!
Photobucket deleted the Suutler pic. What is this, Germany?
HA!
We must protect people from Badwrong™ thoughts.
I AM EVEN TOO POWERFUL FOR PHOTOBUCKET.
Seriously though. Fail. :( It's just a joke, internets, lighten up!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 09:54:41 PM
HA!
We must protect people from Badwrong™ thoughts.
ROGER CONFOUND YOU!
I have no doubt this dunderpated blundery was caused in part by your kommie-bleeding-heart-liberal-save-a-seal-club-an-orpan cohorts!
WE'LL HAVE YOU STRETCHED ON A RACK IN KENNEDY PLAZA WHEN THIS IS OVER!
DO YOU HEAR ME ROGER?!!!! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Quote from: General Stuart on September 16, 2009, 10:10:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 09:54:41 PM
HA!
We must protect people from Badwrong™ thoughts.
ROGER CONFOUND YOU!
I have no doubt this dunderpated blundery was caused in part by your kommie-bleeding-heart-liberal-save-a-seal-club-an-orpan cohorts!
WE'LL HAVE YOU STRETCHED ON A RACK IN KENNEDY PLAZA WHEN THIS IS OVER!
DO YOU HEAR ME ROGER?!!!!
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Yeah, but until you get me, I will keep you all safe from dangerous wrongthought™.
HA! have this Photofuckit. Payne told me the image had beden deleted, and that he'd forgot to save a copy, I looked at the page, said "Ican still see it".
Pic and WOMP saved, and e-mailed back to Payne.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 16, 2009, 10:15:19 PM
HA! have this Photofuckit. Payne told me the image had beden deleted, and that he'd forgot to save a copy, I looked at the page, said "Ican still see it".
Pic and WOMP saved, and e-mailed back to Payne.
NOT SO TOUGH NOW, EH, ROGER!
HA!
YOU JUST WAIT TIL THE EASTERN COALITION FINDS THIS! DIRTY LAUNDRY NEEDS TO BE AIRED! DIRTY LAUNDRY I SAY!
JINGOISM! GUNBOAT DIPLOMACY! MUCKRAKING!
INJUH!
HA-RUM-PA-PUM-PUM!
I HAVE PROOF THAT ROGER ACTUALLY
IS A SWAMP YANKEE!
(http://i715.photobucket.com/albums/ww151/nouveaubanjo/rogerbilly.jpg)
Lies. I was drunk at a party.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2009, 02:53:37 AM
Lies. I was drunk at a party.
Just like you and the rest of your cronies. STOP HIDING BEHIND ALL OF THE RED TAPE! WE KNOW THE TROOF!
(http://www.greenisthenewred.com/blog/wp-content/Images/red_dawn_mcdonalds.jpg)
Here's your Pinko buddies...
Quote from: Suu on September 17, 2009, 02:58:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2009, 02:53:37 AM
Lies. I was drunk at a party.
Just like you and the rest of your cronies. STOP HIDING BEHIND ALL OF THE RED TAPE! WE KNOW THE TROOF!
(http://www.greenisthenewred.com/blog/wp-content/Images/red_dawn_mcdonalds.jpg)
Here's your Pinko buddies...
Boy, Ivan looks fat in that pic...I mean, THAT'S A COMPLETE FABRICATION!
Nice try Roger.....
I'm reviewing polling and birth records right now.
Once your people find out about your swamp yankee heritage, your regime is going to topple like an ill-built house of cards.
The tighter you clench your fist the more territories are going to slip right through your potato-digging, cranberry-harvesting digits!
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2052/2360777777_231f0a07b0.jpg)
Swamp Yankees and the Road to War.
A brief analysis of the Swamp Yankees in the run up to war.
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This was their army, seriously. Just these dudes on horses. That REALLY pissed them off
There are many theories as to why the Swamp Yankees have found themselves on the path to war, a war they will inevitably lose. Many of these theories postulate that the last defeat they suffered at the hands of The Alliance was
so shocking and unexpected that it made them responsive to many of those who would exploit such feeling for personal power. Suutler is such a person, and while a brilliant politician, Suutler also suffers from an insidious megalomaniacal
tendency. Her own experience of the previous conflict, where she was IP bannz0red from PD for an extensive time, gives her an aura of the martial aspect so admired by the Swamp Yankees, and she seems to offer them exactly what they want.
At this time, it is impossible to find all the relevant details regarding the build up to war, as many records and documents are still in enemy territory. This, then, is an examination of everything we in The Alliance know already.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Streseman.jpg)
Gustav Spagseman demonstrating with REAL Pork Shoulder how to 'Pork Shoulder The Burden'
After the Great Defeat, the Swamp Yankees were in disarray, economically and militarily, they had been weakened beyond all proportion to the defeat in itself. Several years of experimental democratic government had yielded little in the way
of visible success or sustainability. The entire system was at the mercy of extremists of both wings and there was nothing to stop them. Gustav Spagseman was one of the few shining beacons of hope in this time. He was almost able to lead Swamp Yankeestan
out of the economic chaos with his policy of "Pork Shouldering The Burden". Unfortunately, he was to die of seriously clogged arteries and fail before his policies could be enacted.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/SuuSpeech.jpg)
Suutler in an early speech to her cadre of sycophantic airheads
People like Suutler had been gaining power in the streets with paramilitary organisations such as "Spags Anonymous" (the SA). A peculiar brand of populism to one large section of the population and bitter undying hatred for the rest seemed to have a strong
effect in gathering power and influence. While the strong arm and direct approaches had risks (Suutler was imprisoned after a pretty drunken attempt at seizing all Pork Shoulder making facilities), the punishments were generally fairly lenient. Suutler
was even ble to write
Mein Humps (Mein humps, mein lovely lady lumps) in her comfortable jail cell. The effect of the almost petty slaps on the wrist Suutler, and others like her, received was to catapult them into the public eye, and garner greater support.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Reichstagfire.jpg)
The Fire at the Reichspag, believed to be Suutlers work, but blamed on a mentally deficient Belgian
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Kristallnacht.jpg)
Operation "Pwn j00" was a direct attack on all spags, and would result in a mass swelling of support
Upon taking control at the head of government, Suutler began to orchestrate crises to further enflame the public and make it easier for her to take extreme actions. Events like the Fire at the Reichspag, and Operation "Pwn J00" were designed to create enemies within society,
making it easier to further fragment the populace and any resistance to Suutlers policies. Added to this were some genuine progress in the economic and military spheres, and Suutlers power was cemented.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Panzers.jpg)
Suutlers new army: much stronger and driven with a great political ambition
Suutler began to wield the armys power in and around Swamp Yankeestan to great effect. Territorial ambitions were realised, and the last vestiges of the Great Defeat were being erased. Popular support for Suutler was at an all time high, and the territorial ambitions became ever
more outlandish and extreme. The Alliance was either unwilling or unable to stop Suutler, and in the name of peace decided to not oppose her too strenuously.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/SwampStukas.jpg)
The Suuka Dive Bombers were an effective weapon of fear, if not of great effectiveness
This leaves us at the dawn of war. Swamp Yankeestan, newly revitalised and rearmed, under the leadership of an ambitious and capable leader who will stop at nothing for all out victory.
Holy. Shit.
:aaa:
Payne is on great form! :lulz:
did you remember to save these pics Payne?
Yes. Yes I did.
Quote from: Payne on September 17, 2009, 04:12:22 PM
Yes. Yes I did.
good, Photofuckit cannot eat the fruits of your Muse, I shall not allow it.
Quote from: Payne on September 17, 2009, 03:15:00 PM
Swamp Yankees and the Road to War.
:mittens:
:mittens:
:mittens:
EPIC!
PAYNE! That was amazing!
:lulz:
Payne: The Stephen Ambrose of PD
Wow...that was incredible :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
The Fall of Pennsylvania
Baconkrieg! The Swamp Yankee War Machine Unleashed
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The Principles of Baconkrieg, which was to be used to great effect in Pennsylvania
The Swamp Yankees now had the military might and the political will to act on their ambitious territorial and martial aims. Strategically, their aims had always been towards Ohio, and it was in this direction that they now focused their efforts. In the way stood Pennsylvania, a land that had seen much fighting in the past, and also proved to be fertile ground for engineering a crisis that would, hopefully) allow Suutler to push onwards to her intended target.
The principles of Baconkrieg were the most effective way to use the resources the Swamp Yankees had at their disposal, and politically, quicker victories would be more acceptable on the world stage than any kind of drawn out conflict.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/SwampYankeeProp.jpg)
Swamp Yankee propaganda, in which the Swamp Yankee "Fat Man" wrestles with the Great Ohioan Deer
The Ohioans, of course, were no pushovers and were well aware of the Swamp Yankees aims. A pact had been drawn up between the two powers to stall outright conflict as long as possible, the better for both sides to feel more capable of the kind of war that was bound to happen between them. Historically, too, Ohio had claim to Pennsylvania and was not going to just let the Swamp Yankees swallow it whole. A deal was forged between them that any attack would have to shared between them, and for Ohio, the pretext of a Swamp Yankee invasion would be enough for them to violate Pennsylvanian territory.
The Swamp Yankees themselves had to create their own pretext for war.
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Swamp Yankees at the Pensylvanian Border, the first step on the road to war.
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Ohio joins in the attack, encircling Pensylvania and causing it to fall very quickly.
When war came to Pennsylvania, it came suddenly. The little state was unprepared for the full might of the Swamp Yankee offensive, and the Ohioans moving in from the opposite border (ostensibly to defend Pennsylvanian sovereignty) meant that they would crumble almost immediately.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/SuutlerInPenn.jpg)
Suutler inspects her new territory, and plotting her next move.
After the attack, Suutler and other top ranking Swamp Yankees inspected Pennsylvania. They were there to glory in their victory but also to plot their next move. The attack would likely cause some political friction with the Pennsylvanians allies, and of course the Swamp Yankees now shared a border with Ohio.
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The Scottish Empires Leader, P3nTerlain, who believed peace was possible with the Swamp Yankees was forced to declare war.
On the news of the attack, the Grand High Imperial Emperor of The Scottish Empire was shocked. He had spent much time and effort in stalling and placating Suutler and the Swamp Yankees, and had received assurances that no such attack on Pennsylvania would occur. He demanded the withdrawal of all Swamp Yankee forces from the state, and when he ws ignored, he was forced to declare war in defence of his ally.
FRED, THE QUEEN OF OHIO, WOULD LIKE TO STATE THAT OHIO IS NOT PART OF THE SWAMP YANKEE ALLIANCE.
IF ANY ADVANCES WERE MADE INTO PENNSYLVANIA IT WAS FOR THEIR OWN GOOD.
Quote from: Payne on September 19, 2009, 06:53:29 PM
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/9362/roginsy.jpg)
Is it just me or does the guy I circled look a bit too much like Roger?
That's Roger von Stauffenburg.
Reports have come in of a dangerous chemical weapon being devised by the euro-spags under the supervision of lord P3nt.
the crack minds working on this were last seen lost on the streets of Amsterdam giggling thier asses off and muttering about how the Swamp Yankees will not be a problem after this goes off... if they have the sense to get a cab back to the compound after the stop for snacks they will be unstoppable, once the device is launched at Rhode Island.
known side effects of the bomb are the munchies, red eye, and in some cases falling asleep or being incapacitated by giggling, along with a reluctance of civilian populace to give a shit.
I have been told that they did get the cab back after the munchies run, we have attacked their motivations and supply stores in one hit, victory shall be swift, and smell of sweet sweet THC will fill Rhode Island in 10 minutes.
This thread violates FCC regulations by having too much EPIC MITTENS AND WIN distributed across too few pages. It's a fire hazard, don'cha know.
(methinks that's why it's unstickied...it's for the children, after all)
I could sticky it if you wanted. But my opinion is to let it run it's course.
X-post, but still
(http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr70/AidanGriff/b-1.jpg?t=1252551783)
Hey so....I GUESS THE SWAMP YANKEES WIN! YES! IN YOUR FACE LOOZERS! HA!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!
(http://www.politicalbyline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/we_win_cheers1.jpg)
Quote from: General Stuart on September 24, 2009, 11:30:39 PM
Hey so....I GUESS THE SWAMP YANKEES WIN! YES! IN YOUR FACE LOOZERS! HA!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!
(http://www.politicalbyline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/we_win_cheers1.jpg)
HAHAHA SO YOU THOUGHT
All this time we've been working on a secret weapon
MUHAHAHAHHA
6/0
(http://www.ifa.hawaii.edu/~barnes/ast110_06/bhaq/Black_Hole_Milkyway.jpg)
A GIANT BLACK HOLE!
LOOK AROUND YOU GENERAL, WHERE IS YOUR ARMY NOW!
YOU CAN'T SEE THEM CAUSE THEY ALL READY HAVE PASSED THROUGH THE EVENT HORIZON AND OUR BEING SPAGHETTIFIED AS WE SPEAK
(http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr70/AidanGriff/NewMap.jpg?t=1253846701)
Oddly enough, this is not the result of some ASYA sneak attack, but a tragic accident in the Swamp Yankees weapons research lab at MIT... The team was working on aspects of weaponized math, and one of them slipped and divided by zero in an uncontrolled environment.
Quote from: LMNO on September 25, 2009, 01:37:00 PM
Oddly enough, this is not the result of some ASYA sneak attack, but a tragic accident in the Swamp Yankees weapons research lab at MIT... The team was working on aspects of weaponized math, and one of them slipped and divided by zero in an uncontrolled environment.
It would be tragic, if they didn't deserve it
That's alright....we're coming back with reinforcements
(http://sharetv.org/images/farscape-show.jpg)
Quote from: General Stuart on September 25, 2009, 06:57:25 PM
That's alright....we're coming back with reinforcements
(http://sharetv.org/images/farscape-show.jpg)
YOUR ARMIES WITH CRASH AGAINST US LIKE WAVES AGAINST A ROCK
FACE DOOM!
War's back on, as Princess Stormypance has insulted the sacred honor of Tucson.
Be warned.
Where do I sign up Sarge!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 11:10:49 PM
War's back on, as Princess Stormypance has insulted the sacred honor of Tucson.
Be warned.
Where?! :evilmad:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 02, 2010, 01:22:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 11:10:49 PM
War's back on, as Princess Stormypance has insulted the sacred honor of Tucson.
Be warned.
Where?! :evilmad:
She claimed, in the hurricane thread, that Tucson is not in fact Eris' Holy City.
And you know what THAT means!
JIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on September 01, 2010, 11:23:50 PM
Where do I sign up Sarge!
Depends. What region are you in, again?
*stinkeye*
QuoteDepends. What region are you in, again?
On the complete opposite side of...the...country...
Yeah...
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2010, 02:02:53 AM
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 11:10:49 PM
War's back on, as Princess Stormypance has insulted the sacred honor of Tucson.
Be warned.
Where?! :evilmad:
She claimed, in the hurricane thread, that Tucson is not in fact Eris' Holy City.
And you know what THAT means!
JIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
DAMNED BE THE NON-BELIEVER!! :crankey:
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oh for crying out loud
we do NOT have the resources for another armed conflict out here on Long Eye Land. Suu, what have you done?
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Is Illinois still part of ASYA? I need to know whether or not to bemoan being caught unawares, and also, knowing which side of a war you are actually on is probably a good thing. Also, which side are the Nazis on? I look pretty good in an SS uniform.
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 03, 2010, 02:38:50 AM
Is Illinois still part of ASYA? I need to know whether or not to bemoan being caught unawares, and also, knowing which side of a war you are actually on is probably a good thing. Also, which side are the Nazis on? I look pretty good in an SS uniform.
Yes.
Unless you live in Morris.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 03, 2010, 03:12:50 AM
Yes.
Unless you live in Morris.
I don't, so then I suppose I should cheer for the successful and yet unanswered sneak attack then. Huzzah!
The Scottish Empire and its subsiduaries (me, bascally) will back teh war against the swamp yankees.