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Principia Discordia => Propaganda Depository => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 12:58:06 AM

Title: WAR!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 12:58:06 AM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/warheadline.jpg)

Worry not, folks, our brave lads will soon deal with these perfidious lobster heads.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 01:04:22 AM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/cod_world_at_war_berlin1.jpg)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Payne on September 15, 2009, 01:17:58 AM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/AdolfSuutler.jpg)

The Fuhrer of the Swamp Yankees, Adolf Suutler, has long been making territorial demands of her neighbours, demands that until now have been entirely reasonable from an enlightened and liberal point of view.

It has now become obvious that Suutler cannot be trusted to share and share-alike, and that a much stronger line is needed against her policies.

The invasion of Pennsylvania, though it can be justified on self-deterministic grounds, sets dangerous precedents with regards to adjoining territories within which the Swamp Yankees may have a vague historical and cultural claim.

This commentator calls on the governments of the world to draw a line across this building aggression before the entire continent is thrown into chaos, and we lose the delicate balance of power that has ensured the surety of our continuing power and glory!
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Cramulus on September 15, 2009, 01:38:28 AM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/ohsnap.jpg)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Richter on September 15, 2009, 02:12:09 AM
The shockingly quick declarations of hostilities were soon overshadowed by the horrors of the new face of warfare. 

(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/hamoto.jpg)

Geneva, rules of warfare, and other various conventions upon which wars had been conducted in previous centuries were impotent against both the scope of the conflict brewing, and the serious threat posed by new weapons begin fielded. 

"OH WHAT THE FUCK?  WHO PUTS HAM ON A BOAT?  SERIOUSLY?  WHY?  SHOOTING PORK SHOULDERS AT A HARBOR WITH NO WARNING?  OH FUCK IT ALL.  Dammit, fresh wheelchair please."
-FDR
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 02:22:20 AM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/start-world-war-2-25a.jpg)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Richter on September 15, 2009, 02:28:54 AM
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/risingrichter.png)

"We have awakened a sleeping Dragon.  And it has morning wood.  What have we done?"
-Admiral Yamamoto
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 02:31:14 AM
Before sneak attack:

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/nablank1.jpg)

After sneak attack:

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/nablank2.jpg)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Richter on September 15, 2009, 02:35:34 AM
FOR SLACK AND VICTORY!
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/vmeleprop.jpg)
COMING SOON TO YOU LEBENSRAUM!
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 15, 2009, 02:41:37 AM
Quote from: Payne on September 15, 2009, 01:17:58 AM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/AdolfSuutler.jpg)

The Fuhrer of the Swamp Yankees, Adolf Suutler, has long been making territorial demands of her neighbours, demands that until now have been entirely reasonable from an enlightened and liberal point of view.

It has now become obvious that Suutler cannot be trusted to share and share-alike, and that a much stronger line is needed against her policies.

The invasion of Pennsylvania, though it can be justified on self-deterministic grounds, sets dangerous precedents with regards to adjoining territories within which the Swamp Yankees may have a vague historical and cultural claim.

This commentator calls on the governments of the world to draw a line across this building aggression before the entire continent is thrown into chaos, and we lose the delicate balance of power that has ensured the surety of our continuing power and glory!

:mittens:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Idem on September 15, 2009, 02:43:16 AM
I'M REASONABLY SURE I'M STARTING A SUCCESSFUL RESISTANCE MOVEMENT IN LOUISIANA

DO ZOMBIES DISLIKE SWAMP YANKEES?
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 02:46:03 AM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/fleeingtroops1.jpg)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Richter on September 15, 2009, 02:52:10 AM
Historians to this day wonder what could have possibly routed the Coalition forces.  Only one explanation has been deemed reasonable by the subsequent generations of military scholars.

(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/crazyyankeej.jpg)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 02:59:18 AM
Well, it sure as hell wasn't your logistics crew:

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/blitzkrieg-wallpaper1.jpg)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 03:04:50 AM
Quote from: Broken AI on September 15, 2009, 03:02:34 AM
most amusing war ever.  :lulz:

You better start helping out, Belgium!

(We're in the invasion of Poland stage now, I think).
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Richter on September 15, 2009, 03:37:46 AM
Despite anti - Swamp Yankee countermeasures deployed in haste, Poland still had precious little defense from Suutler's WafflerSoldat.

(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/herbkiteh.jpg)

Edit: TIME PARADOX
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 03:39:45 AM
I thought Florida was Norway.

:?
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Richter on September 15, 2009, 03:46:47 AM
Then call me Victor, 'cause I just re - wrote history.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 03:48:34 AM
Quote from: Richter on September 15, 2009, 03:46:47 AM
Then call me Victor, 'cause I just re - wrote history.

Note the similarities:

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/floridaNorway.jpg)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 04:10:24 AM
WAIT AM I ANTI SWAMP YANKEE???  ALSO WHAT COUNTRY IS CALIFORNIA
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Jenne on September 15, 2009, 04:14:54 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 04:10:24 AM
WAIT AM I ANTI SWAMP YANKEE???  ALSO WHAT COUNTRY IS CALIFORNIA

psst!  lizzie:  we are part of the Western Alliance.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 04:18:19 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 04:10:24 AM
WAIT AM I ANTI SWAMP YANKEE???  ALSO WHAT COUNTRY IS CALIFORNIA

Cali is in the Anti-Swamp Yankee alliance.  Please refer to map posted earlier.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 04:36:53 AM
OIC











DAMN U SWAMP YANKEES
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Remington on September 15, 2009, 04:38:45 AM
(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/3238/canucksniper.png) (http://img29.imageshack.us/i/canucksniper.png/) (http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/canucksniper.png/1/w400.png) (http://g.imageshack.us/img29/canucksniper.png/1/)

THE NORTHERN WASTELANDS HAVE BEEN CLEARED OF THE SWAMP YANKEE INFESTATION, SERGEANT TGRR! ALSO OF FRENCH PEOPLE, BUT THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY



(http://static.guim.co.uk/Travel/gallery/2007/apr/27/green.climatechange/Arctic-desert-terrain-1642.jpg)
Can you see the crazed Canadian sniper? Neither could the Swamp Yankees.



Edit: Also, my first WOMP.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 15, 2009, 06:06:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 03:48:34 AM
Quote from: Richter on September 15, 2009, 03:46:47 AM
Then call me Victor, 'cause I just re - wrote history.

Note the similarities:

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/floridaNorway.jpg)

I chortled!
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 15, 2009, 06:23:28 AM
Quote from: Havok on September 15, 2009, 04:38:45 AM
(http://static.guim.co.uk/Travel/gallery/2007/apr/27/green.climatechange/Arctic-desert-terrain-1642.jpg)
Can you see the crazed Canadian sniper? Neither could the Swamp Yankees.

I SEE HIM! HE'S RIGHT THERE ON THE RIDGE BY TH-
\
:asplode:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Telarus on September 15, 2009, 06:35:29 AM
Quote from: Squid on September 15, 2009, 06:06:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 03:48:34 AM
Quote from: Richter on September 15, 2009, 03:46:47 AM
Then call me Victor, 'cause I just re - wrote history.

Note the similarities:

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/floridaNorway.jpg)

I chortled!

As did I.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 15, 2009, 07:19:01 AM
Yeah, don't fuck woof Florida man.
We got this guy.
http://appliancedirect.ytmnd.com/

caution: might be loud?
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Cramulus on September 15, 2009, 01:27:41 PM
Cramulus must not know how to use the controller. He appears to be spinning in circles and shooting at the floor.

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/halo/images/b/b2/Dancing_master_chief.gif)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Epimetheus on September 15, 2009, 02:07:01 PM
 :lulz: to the thread

:aaa: to the war. CALIFORNIA IS IN THIS TOO??? Where do I enlist?
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 15, 2009, 02:55:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 02:31:14 AM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/nablank2.jpg)

NO MAN'S LAND EH??? 

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/Siochain/nablank3.jpg)

In a surprise move, Missouri, a key trade location with it's access to not only the Mississippi River, but to unclaimed territory as well, opens negotiations to the combatting forces......

SO NYAH..... :p





Khara is never in No Man's Land dammit...... :lulz:

Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Suu on September 15, 2009, 05:05:49 PM
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/poland1.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/poland2.jpg)

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/worldmap.jpg)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Captain Utopia on September 15, 2009, 07:09:35 PM
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/cnang.png)
It Awakens.


(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/nfsec.jpg)
Deploying Beaver Force Nine.


(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/worldmap.jpg)
Southern Ontario Secured.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 15, 2009, 07:38:05 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/Siochain/archslingshot.jpg)

We are prepared to defend in either direction any attempts at a hostile takeover......   :evil:

Are considering using as a bungee display to raise money for our efforts to take over all ov No Man's Land as well.......

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

So how about those negotiations?
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: 0 on September 15, 2009, 08:09:51 PM
::rolls out into the living room in his boxers while eating cheetos::

"hey guys what's going on?"

::Sees missiles flying by his window::

"OH HOLY HELL!"

::grabs zombie fighting gear, this time used to fight west coast spags::

"I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND EAT PR0K! AND I'M ALL OUTTA.....

hey...is that pr0k?"

::om nom nom nom nom::
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Richter on September 15, 2009, 08:39:49 PM
This is no time for half ass tactics!

RELEASE THE HAMIKAZIES!
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/hamikaze.jpg)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Mangrove on September 15, 2009, 10:31:06 PM
PEACE IN OUR TIME!

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Von Melee on September 16, 2009, 12:47:46 AM
Quote from: Richter on September 15, 2009, 02:35:34 AM
FOR SLACK AND VICTORY!
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/vmeleprop.jpg)
COMING SOON TO YOU LEBENSRAUM!

BUY TODAY
IN SUPPORT OF
THE ANTI-SWAMPYANKEE
ALLIANCE!!!


(http://i569.photobucket.com/albums/ss131/neosanguis/RogerfaceBags.jpg)

SURE TO SCARE THE PORK SHOULDERS
RIGHT OFF THEIR HATS!

Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Pariah on September 16, 2009, 03:01:27 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 15, 2009, 10:31:06 PM
PEACE IN OUR TIME!

:horrormirth:

:news:

PEACENIK DISSIDENT ARRESTED FOR ANTI-AMERICAN VIEWS

(http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr70/AidanGriff/MangroveArrested.jpg?t=1253066133)
Anti-War Protestor "Mangrove" is led away by Department of Homeland Security Officials on suspicion of having Swamp Yankee sympathies
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Pariah on September 16, 2009, 03:01:55 AM
Suggest merging this with the previous WAR threads for maximum lulz
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Mangrove on September 16, 2009, 04:42:45 AM
 :argh!:

:lulz:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Jenne on September 16, 2009, 04:48:59 AM
JAYSUS.  :lulz:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Epimetheus on September 16, 2009, 05:38:10 AM
FOR NUEVA CALIFORNIA! 
:nuke: :ronpaul: :nuke:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Messier Undertree on September 16, 2009, 10:48:41 AM
I hope you all realise that the Scottish Empire will be forced to send peacekeeping units over there if you colonials keep this up.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Payne on September 16, 2009, 09:53:55 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 15, 2009, 01:17:58 AM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/AdolfSuutler.jpg)

The Fuhrer of the Swamp Yankees, Adolf Suutler, has long been making territorial demands of her neighbours, demands that until now have been entirely reasonable from an enlightened and liberal point of view.

It has now become obvious that Suutler cannot be trusted to share and share-alike, and that a much stronger line is needed against her policies.

The invasion of Pennsylvania, though it can be justified on self-deterministic grounds, sets dangerous precedents with regards to adjoining territories within which the Swamp Yankees may have a vague historical and cultural claim.

This commentator calls on the governments of the world to draw a line across this building aggression before the entire continent is thrown into chaos, and we lose the delicate balance of power that has ensured the surety of our continuing power and glory!

HAH!

Photobucket deleted the Suutler pic. What is this, Germany?
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 09:54:41 PM
HA!

We must protect people from Badwrong™ thoughts.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Suu on September 16, 2009, 10:07:58 PM
I AM EVEN TOO POWERFUL FOR PHOTOBUCKET.



Seriously though. Fail. :( It's just a joke, internets, lighten up!
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: 0 on September 16, 2009, 10:10:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 09:54:41 PM
HA!

We must protect people from Badwrong™ thoughts.

ROGER CONFOUND YOU!
I have no doubt this dunderpated blundery was caused in part by your kommie-bleeding-heart-liberal-save-a-seal-club-an-orpan cohorts!

WE'LL HAVE YOU STRETCHED ON A RACK IN KENNEDY PLAZA WHEN THIS IS OVER!


DO YOU HEAR ME ROGER?!!!!

:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 10:13:28 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on September 16, 2009, 10:10:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 09:54:41 PM
HA!

We must protect people from Badwrong™ thoughts.

ROGER CONFOUND YOU!
I have no doubt this dunderpated blundery was caused in part by your kommie-bleeding-heart-liberal-save-a-seal-club-an-orpan cohorts!

WE'LL HAVE YOU STRETCHED ON A RACK IN KENNEDY PLAZA WHEN THIS IS OVER!


DO YOU HEAR ME ROGER?!!!!

:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

Yeah, but until you get me, I will keep you all safe from dangerous wrongthought™.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 16, 2009, 10:15:19 PM
HA! have this Photofuckit. Payne told me the image had beden deleted, and that he'd forgot to save a copy, I looked at the page, said "Ican still see it".

Pic and WOMP saved, and e-mailed back to Payne.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: 0 on September 17, 2009, 02:36:27 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 16, 2009, 10:15:19 PM
HA! have this Photofuckit. Payne told me the image had beden deleted, and that he'd forgot to save a copy, I looked at the page, said "Ican still see it".

Pic and WOMP saved, and e-mailed back to Payne.

NOT SO TOUGH NOW, EH, ROGER!

HA!

YOU JUST WAIT TIL THE EASTERN COALITION FINDS THIS! DIRTY LAUNDRY NEEDS TO BE AIRED! DIRTY LAUNDRY I SAY!

JINGOISM! GUNBOAT DIPLOMACY! MUCKRAKING!

INJUH!
HA-RUM-PA-PUM-PUM!

I HAVE PROOF THAT ROGER ACTUALLY IS A SWAMP YANKEE!
(http://i715.photobucket.com/albums/ww151/nouveaubanjo/rogerbilly.jpg)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2009, 02:53:37 AM
Lies.  I was drunk at a party.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Suu on September 17, 2009, 02:58:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2009, 02:53:37 AM
Lies.  I was drunk at a party.

Just like you and the rest of your cronies. STOP HIDING BEHIND ALL OF THE RED TAPE! WE KNOW THE TROOF!

(http://www.greenisthenewred.com/blog/wp-content/Images/red_dawn_mcdonalds.jpg)

Here's your Pinko buddies...
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2009, 03:05:20 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 17, 2009, 02:58:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2009, 02:53:37 AM
Lies.  I was drunk at a party.

Just like you and the rest of your cronies. STOP HIDING BEHIND ALL OF THE RED TAPE! WE KNOW THE TROOF!

(http://www.greenisthenewred.com/blog/wp-content/Images/red_dawn_mcdonalds.jpg)

Here's your Pinko buddies...

Boy, Ivan looks fat in that pic...I mean, THAT'S A COMPLETE FABRICATION!
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: 0 on September 17, 2009, 02:29:56 PM
Nice try Roger.....

I'm reviewing polling and birth records right now.
Once your people find out about your swamp yankee heritage, your regime is going to topple like an ill-built house of cards.

The tighter you clench your fist the more territories are going to slip right through your potato-digging, cranberry-harvesting digits!

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2052/2360777777_231f0a07b0.jpg)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Payne on September 17, 2009, 03:15:00 PM
Swamp Yankees and the Road to War.

A brief analysis of the Swamp Yankees in the run up to war.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Horsies.jpg)
This was their army, seriously. Just these dudes on horses. That REALLY pissed them off

There are many theories as to why the Swamp Yankees have found themselves on the path to war, a war they will inevitably lose. Many of these theories postulate that the last defeat they suffered at the hands of The Alliance was
so shocking and unexpected that it made them responsive to many of those who would exploit such feeling for personal power. Suutler is such a person, and while a brilliant politician, Suutler also suffers from an insidious megalomaniacal
tendency. Her own experience of the previous conflict, where she was IP bannz0red from PD for an extensive time, gives her an aura of the martial aspect so admired by the Swamp Yankees, and she seems to offer them exactly what they want.
At this time, it is impossible to find all the relevant details regarding  the build up to war, as many records and documents are still in enemy territory. This, then, is an examination of everything we in The Alliance know already.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Streseman.jpg)
Gustav Spagseman demonstrating with REAL Pork Shoulder how to 'Pork Shoulder The Burden'


After the Great Defeat, the Swamp Yankees were in disarray, economically and militarily, they had been weakened beyond all proportion to the defeat in itself. Several years of experimental democratic government had yielded little in the way
of visible success or sustainability. The entire system was at the mercy of extremists of both wings and there was nothing to stop them. Gustav Spagseman was one of the few shining beacons of hope in this time. He was almost able to lead Swamp Yankeestan
out of the economic chaos with his policy of "Pork Shouldering The Burden". Unfortunately, he was to die of seriously clogged arteries and fail before his policies could be enacted.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/SuuSpeech.jpg)
Suutler in an early speech to her cadre of sycophantic airheads

People like Suutler had been gaining power in the streets with paramilitary organisations such as "Spags Anonymous" (the SA). A peculiar brand of populism to one large section of the population and bitter undying hatred for the rest seemed to have a strong
effect in gathering power and influence. While the strong arm and direct approaches had risks (Suutler was imprisoned after a pretty drunken attempt at seizing all Pork Shoulder making facilities), the punishments were generally fairly lenient. Suutler
was even ble to write Mein Humps (Mein humps, mein lovely lady lumps) in her comfortable jail cell. The effect of the almost petty slaps on the wrist Suutler, and others like her, received was to catapult them into the public eye, and garner greater support.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Reichstagfire.jpg)
The Fire at the Reichspag, believed to be Suutlers work, but blamed on a mentally deficient Belgian

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Kristallnacht.jpg)
Operation "Pwn j00" was a direct attack on all spags, and would result in a mass swelling of support

Upon taking control at the head of government, Suutler began to orchestrate crises to further enflame the public and make it easier for her to take extreme actions. Events like the Fire at the Reichspag, and Operation "Pwn J00" were designed to create enemies within society,
making it easier to further fragment the populace and any resistance to Suutlers policies. Added to this were some genuine progress in the economic and military spheres, and Suutlers power was cemented.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Panzers.jpg)
Suutlers new army: much stronger and driven with a great political ambition

Suutler began to wield the armys power in and around Swamp Yankeestan to great effect. Territorial ambitions were realised, and the last vestiges of the Great Defeat were being erased. Popular support for Suutler was at an all time high, and the territorial ambitions became ever
more outlandish and extreme. The Alliance was either unwilling or unable to stop Suutler, and in the name of peace decided to not oppose her too strenuously.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/SwampStukas.jpg)
The Suuka Dive Bombers were an effective weapon of fear, if not of great effectiveness

This leaves us at the dawn of war. Swamp Yankeestan, newly revitalised and rearmed, under the leadership of an ambitious and capable leader who will stop at nothing for all out victory.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Suu on September 17, 2009, 03:25:45 PM
Holy. Shit.

:aaa:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 17, 2009, 04:11:31 PM
Payne is on great form! :lulz:

did you remember to save these pics Payne?
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Payne on September 17, 2009, 04:12:22 PM
Yes. Yes I did.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 17, 2009, 04:19:16 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 17, 2009, 04:12:22 PM
Yes. Yes I did.

good, Photofuckit cannot eat the fruits of your Muse, I shall not allow it.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 17, 2009, 04:39:44 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 17, 2009, 03:15:00 PM
Swamp Yankees and the Road to War.

:mittens:
:mittens:
:mittens:

EPIC!
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2009, 06:26:09 PM
PAYNE!  That was amazing!
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Pariah on September 19, 2009, 04:35:41 AM
 :lulz:
Payne: The Stephen Ambrose of PD
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Bu🤠ns on September 19, 2009, 08:23:14 AM
Wow...that was incredible  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Payne on September 19, 2009, 06:53:29 PM
The Fall of Pennsylvania

Baconkrieg! The Swamp Yankee War Machine Unleashed

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The Principles of Baconkrieg, which was to be used to great effect in Pennsylvania

The Swamp Yankees now had the military might and the political will to act on their ambitious territorial and martial aims. Strategically, their aims had always been towards Ohio, and it was in this direction that they now focused their efforts. In the way stood Pennsylvania, a land that had seen much fighting in the past, and also proved to be fertile ground for engineering a crisis that would, hopefully) allow Suutler to push onwards to her intended target.

The principles of Baconkrieg were the most effective way to use the resources the Swamp Yankees had at their disposal, and politically, quicker victories would be more acceptable on the world stage than any kind of drawn out conflict.

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Swamp Yankee propaganda, in which the Swamp Yankee "Fat Man" wrestles with the Great Ohioan Deer

The Ohioans, of course, were no pushovers and were well aware of the Swamp Yankees aims. A pact had been drawn up between the two powers to stall outright conflict as long as possible, the better for both sides to feel more capable of the kind of war that was bound to happen between them. Historically, too, Ohio had claim to Pennsylvania and was not going to just let the Swamp Yankees swallow it whole. A deal was forged between them that any attack would have to shared between them, and for Ohio, the pretext of a Swamp Yankee invasion would be enough for them to violate Pennsylvanian territory.

The Swamp Yankees themselves had to create their own pretext for war.

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Swamp Yankees at the Pensylvanian Border, the first step on the road to war.

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Ohio joins in the attack, encircling Pensylvania and causing it to fall very quickly.

When war came to Pennsylvania, it came suddenly. The little state was unprepared for the full might of the Swamp Yankee offensive, and the Ohioans moving in from the opposite border (ostensibly to defend Pennsylvanian sovereignty) meant that they would crumble almost immediately.

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Suutler inspects her new territory, and plotting her next move.

After the attack, Suutler and other top ranking Swamp Yankees inspected Pennsylvania. They were there to glory in their victory but also to plot their next move. The attack would likely cause some political friction with the Pennsylvanians allies, and of course the Swamp Yankees now shared a border with Ohio.

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The Scottish Empires Leader, P3nTerlain, who believed peace was possible with the Swamp Yankees was forced to declare war.

On the news of the attack, the Grand High Imperial Emperor of The Scottish Empire was shocked. He had spent much time and effort in stalling and placating Suutler and the Swamp Yankees, and had received assurances that no such attack on Pennsylvania would occur. He demanded the withdrawal of all Swamp Yankee forces from the state, and when he ws ignored, he was forced to declare war in defence of his ally.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 19, 2009, 06:58:32 PM
FRED, THE QUEEN OF OHIO, WOULD LIKE TO STATE THAT OHIO IS NOT PART OF THE SWAMP YANKEE ALLIANCE.

IF ANY ADVANCES WERE MADE INTO PENNSYLVANIA IT WAS FOR THEIR OWN GOOD.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Epimetheus on September 19, 2009, 09:30:27 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 19, 2009, 06:53:29 PM
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Is it just me or does the guy I circled look a bit too much like Roger?
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Payne on September 19, 2009, 09:34:06 PM
That's Roger von Stauffenburg.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 20, 2009, 12:28:18 AM
Reports have come in of a dangerous chemical weapon being devised by the euro-spags under the supervision of lord P3nt.

the crack minds working on this were last seen lost on the streets of Amsterdam giggling thier asses off and muttering about how the Swamp Yankees will not be a problem after this goes off... if they have the sense to get a cab back to the compound after the stop for snacks they will be unstoppable, once the device is launched at Rhode Island.


known side effects of the bomb are the munchies, red eye, and in some cases falling asleep or being incapacitated by giggling, along with a reluctance of civilian populace to give a shit.


I have been told that they did get the cab back after the munchies run, we have attacked their motivations and supply stores in one hit, victory shall be swift, and smell of sweet sweet THC will fill Rhode Island in 10 minutes.

Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 20, 2009, 02:55:14 AM
This thread violates FCC regulations by having too much EPIC MITTENS AND WIN distributed across too few pages. It's a fire hazard, don'cha know.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Jenne on September 20, 2009, 06:44:15 AM
(methinks that's why it's unstickied...it's for the children, after all)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: LMNO on September 20, 2009, 02:22:52 PM
I could sticky it if you wanted.  But my opinion is to let it run it's course.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Pariah on September 20, 2009, 04:33:25 PM
X-post, but still

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Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: 0 on September 24, 2009, 11:30:39 PM
Hey so....I GUESS THE SWAMP YANKEES WIN! YES! IN YOUR FACE LOOZERS! HA!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!


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Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Pariah on September 25, 2009, 03:36:53 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on September 24, 2009, 11:30:39 PM
Hey so....I GUESS THE SWAMP YANKEES WIN! YES! IN YOUR FACE LOOZERS! HA!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!


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HAHAHA SO YOU THOUGHT
All this time we've been working on a secret weapon
MUHAHAHAHHA
6/0
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A GIANT BLACK HOLE!

LOOK AROUND YOU GENERAL, WHERE IS YOUR ARMY NOW!
YOU CAN'T SEE THEM CAUSE THEY ALL READY HAVE PASSED THROUGH THE EVENT HORIZON AND OUR BEING SPAGHETTIFIED AS WE SPEAK
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Pariah on September 25, 2009, 03:50:44 AM
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Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: LMNO on September 25, 2009, 01:37:00 PM
Oddly enough, this is not the result of some ASYA sneak attack, but a tragic accident in the Swamp Yankees weapons research lab at MIT... The team was working on aspects of weaponized math, and one of them slipped and divided by zero in an uncontrolled environment.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Pariah on September 25, 2009, 03:33:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 25, 2009, 01:37:00 PM
Oddly enough, this is not the result of some ASYA sneak attack, but a tragic accident in the Swamp Yankees weapons research lab at MIT... The team was working on aspects of weaponized math, and one of them slipped and divided by zero in an uncontrolled environment.

It would be tragic, if they didn't deserve it
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: 0 on September 25, 2009, 06:57:25 PM
That's alright....we're coming back with reinforcements


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Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Pariah on September 26, 2009, 04:54:13 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on September 25, 2009, 06:57:25 PM
That's alright....we're coming back with reinforcements


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YOUR ARMIES WITH CRASH AGAINST US LIKE WAVES AGAINST A ROCK
FACE DOOM!
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 11:10:49 PM
War's back on, as Princess Stormypance has insulted the sacred honor of Tucson.

Be warned.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: The Wizard on September 01, 2010, 11:23:50 PM
Where do I sign up Sarge!
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Freeky on September 02, 2010, 01:22:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 11:10:49 PM
War's back on, as Princess Stormypance has insulted the sacred honor of Tucson.

Be warned.

Where?! :evilmad:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2010, 02:02:53 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 02, 2010, 01:22:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 11:10:49 PM
War's back on, as Princess Stormypance has insulted the sacred honor of Tucson.

Be warned.

Where?! :evilmad:

She claimed, in the hurricane thread, that Tucson is not in fact Eris' Holy City.

And you know what THAT means!

JIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2010, 02:03:31 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on September 01, 2010, 11:23:50 PM
Where do I sign up Sarge!

Depends.  What region are you in, again?

*stinkeye*
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: The Wizard on September 02, 2010, 02:04:51 AM
QuoteDepends.  What region are you in, again?

On the complete opposite side of...the...country...

Yeah...
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Freeky on September 02, 2010, 02:09:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2010, 02:02:53 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 02, 2010, 01:22:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 11:10:49 PM
War's back on, as Princess Stormypance has insulted the sacred honor of Tucson.

Be warned.

Where?! :evilmad:

She claimed, in the hurricane thread, that Tucson is not in fact Eris' Holy City.

And you know what THAT means!

JIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

DAMNED BE THE NON-BELIEVER!! :crankey:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2010, 02:21:52 AM
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Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 02, 2010, 02:36:11 AM
oh for crying out loud

we do NOT have the resources for another armed conflict out here on Long Eye Land. Suu, what have you done?
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Freeky on September 02, 2010, 02:37:44 AM
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Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2010, 02:48:56 AM
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Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Phox on September 03, 2010, 02:38:50 AM
Is Illinois still part of ASYA? I need to know whether or not to bemoan being caught unawares, and also, knowing which side of a war you are actually on is probably a good thing. Also, which side are the Nazis on? I look pretty good in an SS uniform.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 03, 2010, 03:12:50 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 03, 2010, 02:38:50 AM
Is Illinois still part of ASYA? I need to know whether or not to bemoan being caught unawares, and also, knowing which side of a war you are actually on is probably a good thing. Also, which side are the Nazis on? I look pretty good in an SS uniform.

Yes.

Unless you live in Morris.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Phox on September 03, 2010, 03:19:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 03, 2010, 03:12:50 AM
Yes.

Unless you live in Morris.

I don't, so then I suppose I should cheer for the successful and yet unanswered sneak attack then. Huzzah!
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 03, 2010, 12:10:23 PM
The Scottish Empire and its subsiduaries (me, bascally) will back teh war against the swamp yankees.