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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Brotep on September 15, 2009, 09:58:06 PM

Title: Suppose you gate-crash an IT Job Fair...
Post by: Brotep on September 15, 2009, 09:58:06 PM
Now suppose that while there, you get a free thumb drive, but it's only 64 MB.


WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT?

(inb4 ASCII porn)
Title: Re: Suppose you gate-crash an IT Job Fair...
Post by: Requia ☣ on September 16, 2009, 01:57:48 AM
I used one for a bios update.

Also: Encrypt something on it and put it into somebody's (who you don't like) suitcase right before they leave for the airport.
Title: Re: Suppose you gate-crash an IT Job Fair...
Post by: Richter on September 16, 2009, 01:47:27 PM
Porn and leave it in a Legislator's office.  [/obligatory]

Since it's small and cheap as free, I'd say load it with texts, PDF's, or images any aspiring asshole or fellow jerk might make want, and be ready to hand it out when you meet someone who could use it.
Title: Re: Suppose you gate-crash an IT Job Fair...
Post by: Golden Applesauce on September 16, 2009, 02:42:10 PM
I had a 16MB one I just used for source code.
Title: Re: Suppose you gate-crash an IT Job Fair...
Post by: Brotep on September 16, 2009, 03:49:21 PM
These are all great ideas.

My original plan was to put some kind of autoexecuting prank on it, so that instead of having to expend actual effort on a computer prank I could just plug it in.
Title: Re: Suppose you gate-crash an IT Job Fair...
Post by: Richter on September 16, 2009, 04:45:43 PM
It'd be a fun trick, but how often do you need to roll around fucking up other people's computers?

Pity it's not 1-4 gigs, you could set it up to boot linux.
Title: Re: Suppose you gate-crash an IT Job Fair...
Post by: Brotep on September 16, 2009, 05:11:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 16, 2009, 04:45:43 PM
It'd be a fun trick, but how often do you need to roll around fucking up other people's computers?
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say constantly.

QuotePity it's not 1-4 gigs, you could set it up to boot linux.
What about Damn Small Linux?
Title: Re: Suppose you gate-crash an IT Job Fair...
Post by: Richter on September 16, 2009, 05:52:48 PM
Quote from: Anton on September 16, 2009, 05:11:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 16, 2009, 04:45:43 PM
It'd be a fun trick, but how often do you need to roll around fucking up other people's computers?
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say constantly.

:lulz:  carry on then!

Quote from: Anton on September 16, 2009, 05:11:12 PM
QuotePity it's not 1-4 gigs, you could set it up to boot linux.
What about Damn Small Linux?

Just looked that up, certianly lives up to the name!
Title: Re: Suppose you gate-crash an IT Job Fair...
Post by: Triple Zero on September 16, 2009, 07:10:28 PM
I'm pretty sure that if you get the right distro you should be able to fit Linux in 64MB easily. IIRC I had one running on a (1.4MB) floppy ages ago, on some cheap ass ancient 386 to function as a router.

What might be more fun (or completely dickish and evil depending on how you look at it / use it) is, I once saw a schematic that apparently you just need to open the thing up and connect the right (wrong) two wires, and since the USB port is also connected to the computer power source (it charges iPods, after all) it fries the victims motherboard upon insertion. I read it on a messageboard related to the anon scientology raids, I have no idea if it works, it seems plausable and I bet you can easily find the info on google.

Then, mail it to your favourite politician or RIAA-type head figure. Add a nice looking formal letter maybe pretending to come from a plausible source. Even if they don't trust it, their first instincts will be to perform a virus scan ...
Title: Re: Suppose you gate-crash an IT Job Fair...
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on September 16, 2009, 10:51:31 PM
If you store plain ascii text documents, 64mb can store a hell of a lot of reading material.

One thing I read about on Make or Instructable or somewhere was the idea of hiding a USB disk in a wall in the form of a telephone jack. As long as you connect the same four wires to the same four places, there *shouldn't* be any problem with that, though arguably you might want to store more than 64mb.

Title: Re: Suppose you gate-crash an IT Job Fair...
Post by: Brotep on September 17, 2009, 06:40:54 AM
 :lulz:

I did manage to find Enki's hard drive disguised as a phone jack (http://www.instructables.com/id/Hidden_USB_Storage/) on Instructables.

Sadly, no sign of Triple Zip's mobo-fryer (although the google results suggest it is possible).  I am not giving up just yet.
Title: Re: Suppose you gate-crash an IT Job Fair...
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on September 17, 2009, 11:27:47 AM
(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/PC_USB_Connectors_Pinout.png)

Swap pins 1 and 2, I figure. Or, connect 1 and 4 to 2 and 3 respectively while removing the actual source of 2 and 3.
Title: Re: Suppose you gate-crash an IT Job Fair...
Post by: Brotep on September 17, 2009, 02:10:10 PM
Nice.  From what I've read, USB ports are supposed to be shielded from that sort of thing...But often aren't.
Title: Re: Suppose you gate-crash an IT Job Fair...
Post by: Remington on September 19, 2009, 05:28:55 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 16, 2009, 07:10:28 PM
I'm pretty sure that if you get the right distro you should be able to fit Linux in 64MB easily. IIRC I had one running on a (1.4MB) floppy ages ago, on some cheap ass ancient 386 to function as a router.

What might be more fun (or completely dickish and evil depending on how you look at it / use it) is, I once saw a schematic that apparently you just need to open the thing up and connect the right (wrong) two wires, and since the USB port is also connected to the computer power source (it charges iPods, after all) it fries the victims motherboard upon insertion. I read it on a messageboard related to the anon scientology raids, I have no idea if it works, it seems plausable and I bet you can easily find the info on google.

Then, mail it to your favourite politician or RIAA-type head figure. Add a nice looking formal letter maybe pretending to come from a plausible source. Even if they don't trust it, their first instincts will be to perform a virus scan ...
This is relevant to my interests.
Title: Re: Suppose you gate-crash an IT Job Fair...
Post by: Bu🤠ns on September 19, 2009, 08:25:59 AM
www.pendrivelinux.com  I use DSL on my 1 Gig i think it's only 54mb
Title: Re: Suppose you gate-crash an IT Job Fair...
Post by: PeregrineBF on September 20, 2009, 02:27:01 AM
USB won't deliver enough current to fry a motherboard.
USB devices need to negotiate with the host to deliver more than a certain amount of power, so you'd need to have a working USB device request the power increase, THEN route it across the data pins.
I have, however, made etherkilller (http://www.fiftythree.org/etherkiller/)-style devices for USB. That WILL fry the motherboard quite nicely.