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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 04:36:40 PM

Title: It was of BIBLICAL proportions...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 04:36:40 PM
...I could feel the power of the spirit move me, in a way that can only be desribed as old testament in scope.  The faces of my coworkers in the meeting were priceless, jaws agape with horror...not even Pharoah had to deal with a plague of such magnitude.

In short, my stomach was still upset this morning, and I showed the management group what bad gas really is.

:digtbk:
Title: Re: It was of BIBLICAL proportions...
Post by: Richter on September 16, 2009, 04:42:27 PM
 :lulz:!
Title: Re: It was of BIBLICAL proportions...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 16, 2009, 04:49:17 PM
Oh holy shit

:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: It was of BIBLICAL proportions...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 16, 2009, 04:49:17 PM
Oh holy shit

:lulz: :lulz:

If I could shit, there wouldn't have been a problem.

TGRR,
Hasn't shat in two days.  TWO DAYS.

ETA:  To be precise, not since Monday.
Title: Re: It was of BIBLICAL proportions...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 16, 2009, 04:52:56 PM
siiiiiiiiigh, I know the feeling.

You know what's gonna happen right? It's gonna be like Nibbler.
Tiny little cat turd that weighs 2 tons and cracks the bowl.
Title: Re: It was of BIBLICAL proportions...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 04:55:04 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 16, 2009, 04:52:56 PM
siiiiiiiiigh, I know the feeling.

You know what's gonna happen right? It's gonna be like Nibbler.
Tiny little cat turd that weighs 2 tons and cracks the bowl.

Oh, hell yes.

I am, as we speak, eating a pound of lettuce and about a gallon of no-fat Italian dressing.

When the spirit "moves" me, I shall not be using my office bathroom, I assure you. 

TGRR,
Will find a way to be in the main office building when the time comes.
Title: Re: It was of BIBLICAL proportions...
Post by: Jenne on September 16, 2009, 04:56:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 16, 2009, 04:49:17 PM
Oh holy shit

:lulz: :lulz:

If I could shit, there wouldn't have been a problem.

TGRR,
Hasn't shat in two days.  TWO DAYS.

ETA:  To be precise, not since Monday.

Fiber, and mineral oil if you have it.  Dude, don't know how you can stand that.  Constipation is the worst.

Maybe put some of that damned Activia in your diet for maintenance.

Jenne,

Knows Poop
Title: Re: It was of BIBLICAL proportions...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 05:11:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 16, 2009, 04:56:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 16, 2009, 04:49:17 PM
Oh holy shit

:lulz: :lulz:

If I could shit, there wouldn't have been a problem.

TGRR,
Hasn't shat in two days.  TWO DAYS.

ETA:  To be precise, not since Monday.

Fiber, and mineral oil if you have it.  Dude, don't know how you can stand that.  Constipation is the worst.

Maybe put some of that damned Activia in your diet for maintenance.

Jenne,

Knows Poop

Steps have been taken.  The countdown has begun.

Poompopalypse imminent.
Title: Re: It was of BIBLICAL proportions...
Post by: Jenne on September 16, 2009, 05:13:46 PM
"poompopalypse"?  :lulz:
Title: Re: It was of BIBLICAL proportions...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 16, 2009, 05:37:52 PM
 :memnoch2:
Title: Re: It was of BIBLICAL proportions...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 16, 2009, 05:43:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 04:36:40 PM
...I could feel the power of the spirit move me, in a way that can only be desribed as old testament in scope.  The faces of my coworkers in the meeting were priceless, jaws agape with horror...not even Pharoah had to deal with a plague of such magnitude.

In short, my stomach was still upset this morning, and I showed the management group what bad gas really is.

:digtbk:
Did you manage to clear the room?  :lulz:
Title: Re: It was of BIBLICAL proportions...
Post by: Richter on September 16, 2009, 06:00:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 05:11:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 16, 2009, 04:56:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 16, 2009, 04:49:17 PM
Oh holy shit

:lulz: :lulz:

If I could shit, there wouldn't have been a problem.

TGRR,
Hasn't shat in two days.  TWO DAYS.

ETA:  To be precise, not since Monday.

Fiber, and mineral oil if you have it.  Dude, don't know how you can stand that.  Constipation is the worst.

Maybe put some of that damned Activia in your diet for maintenance.

Jenne,

Knows Poop

Steps have been taken.  The countdown has begun.

Poompopalapse imminent.

Fix't.
May you enter their porcelain house and drop one hell of a stone.
Title: Re: It was of BIBLICAL proportions...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2009, 06:03:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 05:11:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 16, 2009, 04:56:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 16, 2009, 04:49:17 PM
Oh holy shit

:lulz: :lulz:

If I could shit, there wouldn't have been a problem.

TGRR,
Hasn't shat in two days.  TWO DAYS.

ETA:  To be precise, not since Monday.

Fiber, and mineral oil if you have it.  Dude, don't know how you can stand that.  Constipation is the worst.

Maybe put some of that damned Activia in your diet for maintenance.

Jenne,

Knows Poop

Steps have been taken.  The countdown has begun.

Poompopalypse imminent.

:lulz:
Title: Re: It was of BIBLICAL proportions...
Post by: Payne on September 16, 2009, 06:07:04 PM
Quote[18:03] <@TGRR> I CAN FEEL THE LETTUCE WORKING
[18:03] <@TGRR> THE SPIRIT MOVES ME
[18:03] <@TGRR> BRB LOL
Title: Re: It was of BIBLICAL proportions...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 16, 2009, 06:10:16 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 16, 2009, 06:07:04 PM
Quote[18:03] <@TGRR> I CAN FEEL THE LETTUCE WORKING
[18:03] <@TGRR> THE SPIRIT MOVES ME
[18:03] <@TGRR> BRB LOL

:omg:

Everyone head to the bunker!!!!
Title: Re: It was of BIBLICAL proportions...
Post by: Payne on September 16, 2009, 06:11:33 PM
Quote[18:07] <@TGRR> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
[18:07] <@TGRR> That was like firing a cannon into a wading pool
[18:07] <@TGRR> I shat my own body weight in about 30 seconds.
[18:08] <@TGRR> I feel young again
Title: Re: It was of BIBLICAL proportions...
Post by: Jenne on September 16, 2009, 06:41:29 PM
:lulz:

"An empty butt is a happy butt!"  ~what we say around these parts