Britspags, only you could come up with a scenario so fucking ridiculous, or wrap it up with quotes so hilarious. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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'If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers.'
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1214367/Jedi-church-founder-thrown-Tesco-refusing-remove-hood-left-emotionally-humiliated.html#ixzz0RTyrwfAj
QuoteBut Tesco hit back in the spirit of the epic space saga and claimed that the three most well known Jedi Knights in the Star Wars movies - Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker - all appeared in public without their hoods.
If I lived in England, they'd have a customer for life.
"emotional humiliation" Its energy surrounds us and binds us. You must feel the humiliation around you; between you, me, the tesco store, everywhere
then a true jedi you will be
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(http://saysomethingfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/yoda.jpg)
OH. MY. GOD.
I am dying of happiness over here. I can't stop laughing. I think my work study at the front desk thinks I hurt myself.
I did. From laughing. Internal organs are falling out.
I love you, humanity.
Another installment in "Best Century Ever" competition...
http://www.networkworld.com/news/2009/091809-burglar-checks-facebook-during-raid.html
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Dude!
That reminds me of something that happened at the Soapbox Derby this year. My friends were hauling their car out of the canyon where it crashed, and all of a sudden one of them looked up and noticed that his van was DRIVING AWAY. He bolted after it, jumped into the window, and grabbed the driver in a headlock... the driver stopped and during the ensuing scuffle one of the other guys said the driver's name, which was a very unusual name. When he got home, my friend looked up the name on Facebook, and lo and behold, found the guy, who was later arrested.
Jedi are the new Muslims.
Any day now I expect the English Defence League to protest against "the increasing Jedification of Britain".
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2009, 07:07:11 PM
QuoteBut Tesco hit back in the spirit of the epic space saga and claimed that the three most well known Jedi Knights in the Star Wars movies - Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker - all appeared in public without their hoods.
If I lived in England, they'd have a customer for life.
Since when do religions have anything to do with the source material?
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2009, 01:45:45 AM
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Dude!
That reminds me of something that happened at the Soapbox Derby this year. My friends were hauling their car out of the canyon where it crashed, and all of a sudden one of them looked up and noticed that his van was DRIVING AWAY. He bolted after it, jumped into the window, and grabbed the driver in a headlock... the driver stopped and during the ensuing scuffle one of the other guys said the driver's name, which was a very unusual name. When he got home, my friend looked up the name on Facebook, and lo and behold, found the guy, who was later arrested.
AAAAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaHAHAHAAHAhaha!!
breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeathe
HA!
Facebook: Crimesolver.
Why didn't the dude just wave his hand and say "I am not wearing a hood and you will let me purchase my lunch"?
Quote from: Mangrove on September 22, 2009, 09:19:47 PM
Why didn't the dude just wave his hand and say "I am not wearing a hood and you will let me purchase my lunch"?
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