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Title: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Cain on September 20, 2009, 10:21:21 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0429493/

Check out the FAQ.  They're going to make it "Darker and Edgier".
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on September 20, 2009, 02:23:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 20, 2009, 10:21:21 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0429493/

Check out the FAQ.  They're going to make it "Darker and Edgier".

It's going to be Star Trek all over again.
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Cramulus on September 20, 2009, 03:02:21 PM
HAHAHHA take a look at the guy who's playing Mr T

Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quinton_Jackson

QuoteArrest

On July 15, 2008, Jackson was arrested and booked on suspicion of felony reckless driving, and felony hit and run after striking several vehicles. He led pursuing officers on a chase while driving on the wrong side of the street and on city sidewalks in his lifted Ford F-350 with his picture painted on the side. During the chase one of the tires blew out on his truck and he continued to flee while driving on his rims and showering the street with sparks.[41] The day before his arrest, Jackson gave an interview and said he had become depressed after his recent loss by decision to Forrest Griffin. On July 16, 2008, someone in Jackson's household flagged down police and reported that Jackson was acting unusually. Jackson was escorted to a mental health institution for observations.[42] On July 18, 2008, UFC President Dana White gave an interview to Yahoo! Sports in which he said that Jackson had initially been detained for a 72 hour stay, but that had been extended. White was quoted as saying, "I think it's going to be a while before we get him back." White also claimed that before the detainment, Jackson did not sleep for four days and was not eating, but only energy drinks and became mentally ill from dehydration. According to White, no drugs were found in Jackson's system.
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Pariah on September 20, 2009, 04:28:40 PM
Do they not know that Mr. T is still alive?
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 05:03:04 PM
no
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 05:04:56 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 20, 2009, 03:02:21 PM
HAHAHHA take a look at the guy who's playing Mr T

Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quinton_Jackson

QuoteArrest

On July 15, 2008, Jackson was arrested and booked on suspicion of felony reckless driving, and felony hit and run after striking several vehicles. He led pursuing officers on a chase while driving on the wrong side of the street and on city sidewalks in his lifted Ford F-350 with his picture painted on the side. During the chase one of the tires blew out on his truck and he continued to flee while driving on his rims and showering the street with sparks.[41] The day before his arrest, Jackson gave an interview and said he had become depressed after his recent loss by decision to Forrest Griffin. On July 16, 2008, someone in Jackson's household flagged down police and reported that Jackson was acting unusually. Jackson was escorted to a mental health institution for observations.[42] On July 18, 2008, UFC President Dana White gave an interview to Yahoo! Sports in which he said that Jackson had initially been detained for a 72 hour stay, but that had been extended. White was quoted as saying, "I think it's going to be a while before we get him back." White also claimed that before the detainment, Jackson did not sleep for four days and was not eating, but only energy drinks and became mentally ill from dehydration. According to White, no drugs were found in Jackson's system.

On the plus side, he has his penis reviewing old episodes, to catch the nuances.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/QuintonJackson2.png/225px-QuintonJackson2.png)
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Bruno on September 20, 2009, 05:57:55 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 20, 2009, 03:02:21 PM
HAHAHHA take a look at the guy who's playing Mr T

Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quinton_Jackson

QuoteArrest

On July 15, 2008, Jackson was arrested and booked on suspicion of felony reckless driving, and felony hit and run after striking several vehicles. He led pursuing officers on a chase while driving on the wrong side of the street and on city sidewalks in his black GMC G-Series van with red stripes painted on the sides. During the chase one of the tires blew out on his van and he continued to flee while driving on his rims and showering the street with sparks.[41] The day before his arrest, Jackson was overheard talking to his agent saying, "I done told you! I ain't gett'n on no plane!". On July 16, 2008, someone in Jackson's household flagged down police and reported that Jackson was acting unusually. Jackson was escorted to a mental health institution for observations.[42] On July 18, 2008, Jackson was reportedly involved in a minor altercation with a Mr. Sharlto Copley, a resident of the institution who was sharing a room with him. Jackson had to be sedated and was dragged away shouting "Quit yo jibba jabba, crazy foo!" Later the two escaped together in a makeshift hot-air balloon made from lawn chairs and helium balloons that they got by overpowering, and impersonating a pair of clowns that had come to entertain the residents. They have not been seen since.
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Cain on September 20, 2009, 06:33:07 PM
:mittens:

:potd:
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: AFK on September 21, 2009, 10:58:52 AM
I will hold out a shred of possibility that it will be redeemable, but that is only based upon the fact Liam Neeson is in the movie.  Though, it's a little tough picturing him as Hannibal. 
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Richter on September 21, 2009, 01:42:38 PM
Agreed.  He's a bit too straightfaced for the role.

Also: HERESEY!
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 21, 2009, 09:46:08 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on September 20, 2009, 05:57:55 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 20, 2009, 03:02:21 PM
HAHAHHA take a look at the guy who's playing Mr T

Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quinton_Jackson

QuoteArrest

On July 15, 2008, Jackson was arrested and booked on suspicion of felony reckless driving, and felony hit and run after striking several vehicles. He led pursuing officers on a chase while driving on the wrong side of the street and on city sidewalks in his black GMC G-Series van with red stripes painted on the sides. During the chase one of the tires blew out on his van and he continued to flee while driving on his rims and showering the street with sparks.[41] The day before his arrest, Jackson was overheard talking to his agent saying, "I done told you! I ain't gett'n on no plane!". On July 16, 2008, someone in Jackson's household flagged down police and reported that Jackson was acting unusually. Jackson was escorted to a mental health institution for observations.[42] On July 18, 2008, Jackson was reportedly involved in a minor altercation with a Mr. Sharlto Copley, a resident of the institution who was sharing a room with him. Jackson had to be sedated and was dragged away shouting "Quit yo jibba jabba, crazy foo!" Later the two escaped together in a makeshift hot-air balloon made from lawn chairs and helium balloons that they got by overpowering, and impersonating a pair of clowns that had come to entertain the residents. They have not been seen since.

I love it when a plan comes together.
              \
(http://seether.co.uk/a-team/Hannibal.jpg)
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Suu on September 21, 2009, 10:49:30 PM
Why can't they make it set in the fucking 80s? Why does everything they're remaking have to do with current events? Fuck that. First Red Dawn, now this?

Why the FUCK can't screenwriters be original anymore?
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Payne on September 21, 2009, 11:24:26 PM
Quote from: Suu on September 21, 2009, 10:49:30 PM
Why can't they make it set in the fucking 80s? Why does everything they're remaking have to do with current events? Fuck that. First Red Dawn, now this?

Why the FUCK can't screenwriters be original anymore?

I'm quite sure they never really have been, excepting one or two here and there.
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 22, 2009, 06:36:25 AM
i heard jessica biel is in it  :vom: :vom: :vom: i hate her
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Cain on September 22, 2009, 09:27:02 AM
Pretty much, yeah.

I was disappointed when I found out State Of Play, the recent film with Russell Crowe, was based on a BBC miniseries.  I was all like "fuck yeah, someone in Hollywood remembered how to write an original script!"  Then I found out and was all  :sad:

Maybe we should get all these fuckers fired and let HBO and the BBC take over the movie industry entirely.
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Reverend Smeg the Kilted on September 22, 2009, 09:56:21 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2009, 09:27:02 AM
Maybe we should get all these fuckers fired and let HBO and the BBC take over the movie industry entirely.

:mittens: :mittens: :mittens: :mittens:

THIS.

[EDIT]
Also, fuck this movie.
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: LMNO on September 22, 2009, 12:59:48 PM
Based on a book.



Just saying.
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Cramulus on September 22, 2009, 02:56:12 PM
Quote from: Broken AI on September 22, 2009, 06:47:34 AM
Thats it. I want to be a movie producer.

I can only assume the creative process goes like this

Quote


Quick pass the cocaine!

SNORT SNORT SNORT!

Uh ...

ok,


fuckin remake Fraggle Rock with the Doozers as Islamic Fundamentalist terroists, the Fraggles as edgey emo vampires, cast Moz Def as the guy in the lighthouse and Jack Black as his dope smokng slacker dog, and ..? Mokey can be a herion addict with aids, and, make wembly and gobo militant lesbians.

fuck yeah.

SNORT SNORT SNORT. uuuh and make the garbage heap and the gorgs ghetto stylin ganglsta's and have the heap played by snoop doggie god in DRAG! yeah!

SNORT SNORT SNORT, uh ok, we can fuckin remake the Fresh Prince Of Bell Air, with WIll Smith played by Mark Walberg and have the family living in Iran, and have the buttler be a white guy. With terrorists.

SNORT SNORT SNORT

We can remake the crying game, but, heres the twist, the girl is a guy and the guy is a girl and they are both emo vampires that turn into giant robotic Jack Blacks! oh wow. I'm fuckin on fire here, OK make Magnum PI but with those guys from Harold & Kumar as Magnum & Higgins. SNORT SNORT SNORT. ohfuckmynosefelloff.. ok, remake all of the police acadamy movies, but cast new edgy young comics as the police guys, and .. uh .. I dunno, explosions and terrorists and that .. y .. k .. cs


ffff

call me an ambulance I think I O'D'd ....




halp....


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Telarus on September 23, 2009, 01:10:31 AM
Based on the Taco Bell commercials.
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Triple Zero on September 23, 2009, 12:31:09 PM
Quote from: Broken AI on September 23, 2009, 11:57:10 AM
Slumdog Millionaire.

yeah.

not a Hollywood flick.

not USA, even (UK/India).
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: LMNO on September 23, 2009, 01:37:30 PM
Also not too original.  Dickens in India, anyone?
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: LMNO on September 24, 2009, 12:53:13 PM
Obvious parallels to Titanic.
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: AFK on September 24, 2009, 01:14:04 PM
Benji? 
The Last Unicorn?
Gigli?
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Cain on September 26, 2009, 03:30:59 PM
Mr T is making more public appearances, presumably to ready the public for this film

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6YAiemGuM
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Idem on September 26, 2009, 04:48:44 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 26, 2009, 03:30:59 PM
Mr T is making more public appearances, presumably to ready the public for this film

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6YAiemGuM
I wish I didn't see that.
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Cain on September 26, 2009, 04:49:52 PM
What's worse is I saw that on my own TV, before the net could prepare me for the horror.
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: on September 27, 2009, 06:19:03 AM
I hope, that when sylvester stone dies, they will remake all of the rocky movies as a single film.
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 27, 2009, 06:51:22 AM
Quote from: Z³ on September 27, 2009, 06:19:03 AM
I hope, that when sylvester stone dies, they will remake all of the rocky movies as a single film.
I hope they do it like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDCxv3PH-hQ
Title: Re: The A-Team is being remade
Post by: Jenne on September 28, 2009, 02:51:26 AM
... You mean Sylvester STALLONE?  :lol: