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Title: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 06:25:19 PM
...They all live in Wales, wear grannie underwear, and ride bikes with banana seats.  I do not fear them.

On an unrelated note, last night at The Safehouse (and before, at Von Melee's joint):

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/safehouse1020.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/safehouse1021.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/safehouse1022.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/safehouse1023.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/safehouse1024.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/safehouse1025.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/safehouse1026.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/safehouse1027.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/safehouse1028.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/safehouse1030.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/safehouse1031.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/safehouse1032.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/safehouse1033.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/safehouse1034.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/safehouse1035.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/safehouse1036.jpg)

Older Von Melee pics:

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/042909001.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/042909002.jpg)

Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Payne on September 20, 2009, 06:36:39 PM
 :fap:
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 06:40:01 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 20, 2009, 06:36:39 PM
:fap:

Von Melee and Nivek said they aren't afraid of WRATH.  They say that Scotsmen drink Watneys because they LIKE it, and wear skirts because their women make them.
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Payne on September 20, 2009, 06:48:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 06:40:01 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 20, 2009, 06:36:39 PM
:fap:

Von Melee and Nivek said they aren't afraid of WRATH.  They say that Scotsmen drink Watneys because they LIKE it, and wear skirts because their women make them.

That does it.

I'm not putting up with that kind of slanderous bullshit from ANYONE.
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Richter on September 20, 2009, 07:03:21 PM
It's ON.
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Payne on September 20, 2009, 07:13:25 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/MeleeNecro.jpg)

More later, I'm suddenly snowballed with people needing my attention.
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2009, 07:14:00 PM
ROWR!  :fap: :fap:

This is possibly the most WOMPable pic I've ever seen:

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/safehouse1035.jpg)
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Payne on September 20, 2009, 07:17:13 PM
...apart from the top of his head being chopped off.

~~~Payne: hates that shit.
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: LMNO on September 20, 2009, 07:31:55 PM
Why the hell are you hanging out with emoqueers?
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 08:17:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 20, 2009, 07:31:55 PM
Why the hell are you hanging out with emoqueers?

What?  That's Von Melee & his chick, dude.  They're not emo.  They're just freaks.
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2009, 09:28:24 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 20, 2009, 07:17:13 PM
...apart from the top of his head being chopped off.

~~~Payne: hates that shit.

Ohhhh that is a bummer. But it does leave the door wide open for putting funny hats on.
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 09:36:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2009, 09:28:24 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 20, 2009, 07:17:13 PM
...apart from the top of his head being chopped off.

~~~Payne: hates that shit.

Ohhhh that is a bummer. But it does leave the door wide open for putting funny hats on.

NO FUNNY HATS!   :argh!:
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Payne on September 20, 2009, 09:40:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 09:36:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2009, 09:28:24 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 20, 2009, 07:17:13 PM
...apart from the top of his head being chopped off.

~~~Payne: hates that shit.

Ohhhh that is a bummer. But it does leave the door wide open for putting funny hats on.

NO FUNNY HATS!   :argh!:

I gave you that anti-pope hat once.
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 09:44:24 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 20, 2009, 09:40:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 09:36:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2009, 09:28:24 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 20, 2009, 07:17:13 PM
...apart from the top of his head being chopped off.

~~~Payne: hates that shit.

Ohhhh that is a bummer. But it does leave the door wide open for putting funny hats on.

NO FUNNY HATS!   :argh!:

I gave you that anti-pope hat once.

YARGANARG!
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Payne on September 20, 2009, 09:45:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 09:44:24 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 20, 2009, 09:40:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 09:36:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2009, 09:28:24 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 20, 2009, 07:17:13 PM
...apart from the top of his head being chopped off.

~~~Payne: hates that shit.

Ohhhh that is a bummer. But it does leave the door wide open for putting funny hats on.

NO FUNNY HATS!   :argh!:

I gave you that anti-pope hat once.

YARGANARG!

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Faces/TGRRragePope.png)
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 09:46:17 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 20, 2009, 09:45:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 09:44:24 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 20, 2009, 09:40:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 09:36:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2009, 09:28:24 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 20, 2009, 07:17:13 PM
...apart from the top of his head being chopped off.

~~~Payne: hates that shit.

Ohhhh that is a bummer. But it does leave the door wide open for putting funny hats on.

NO FUNNY HATS!   :argh!:

I gave you that anti-pope hat once.

YARGANARG!

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Faces/TGRRragePope.png)

I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!  NO MORE HATS!  UNNNNNNNG!
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2009, 09:58:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 09:36:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2009, 09:28:24 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 20, 2009, 07:17:13 PM
...apart from the top of his head being chopped off.

~~~Payne: hates that shit.

Ohhhh that is a bummer. But it does leave the door wide open for putting funny hats on.

NO FUNNY HATS!   :argh!:

FUNNY HATS IT IS, THEN. RIGHT!
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Payne on September 20, 2009, 10:07:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 09:46:17 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 20, 2009, 09:45:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 09:44:24 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 20, 2009, 09:40:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 09:36:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2009, 09:28:24 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 20, 2009, 07:17:13 PM
...apart from the top of his head being chopped off.

~~~Payne: hates that shit.

Ohhhh that is a bummer. But it does leave the door wide open for putting funny hats on.

NO FUNNY HATS!   :argh!:

I gave you that anti-pope hat once.

YARGANARG!

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Faces/TGRRragePope.png)

I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!  NO MORE HATS!  UNNNNNNNG!

Yessum!
       \
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/RogerHat.jpg)
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 10:11:52 PM
Please add me to the list in your sig, you Pictish bastard!
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Payne on September 20, 2009, 10:12:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 10:11:52 PM
Please add me to the list in your sig, you Pictish bastard!

Roger, you are never anyone's MILD fear.
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Captain Utopia on September 20, 2009, 10:34:14 PM
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/safehouse1031.jpg)
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 10:35:40 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on September 20, 2009, 10:34:14 PM
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/safehouse1031.jpg)

:lulz:

Someone put Elvis's hair on me.

Do it.  DO IT!  THROW THE FUCKING SWITCH, IGOR! 
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: LMNO on September 20, 2009, 10:40:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 08:17:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 20, 2009, 07:31:55 PM
Why the hell are you hanging out with emoqueers?

What?  That's Von Melee & his chick, dude.  They're not emo.  They're just freaks.

As a permanent and unflinching rook in the Goth Wars of the 1990s, I can say without a doubt that you are associating with EmoQueers.




DEFEND YOURSELF!


Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 10:48:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 20, 2009, 10:40:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 08:17:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 20, 2009, 07:31:55 PM
Why the hell are you hanging out with emoqueers?

What?  That's Von Melee & his chick, dude.  They're not emo.  They're just freaks.

As a permanent and unflinching rook in the Goth Wars of the 1990s, I can say without a doubt that you are associating with EmoQueers.
DEFEND YOURSELF!

Jesus hung out with prostitutes.  Should I minister to the saved, or teach Von Melee not to paint his face like Tammy Faye Bakker?
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Captain Utopia on September 20, 2009, 10:55:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 06:25:19 PM

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/safehouse1023.jpg)
I like how VM looks intimidated here, despite the fact that it's a toy.
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 10:59:41 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on September 20, 2009, 10:55:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 06:25:19 PM

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/safehouse1023.jpg)
I like how VM looks intimidated here, despite the fact that it's a toy.

I don't point real weapons at people.  Hence the toys.
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Rumckle on September 20, 2009, 11:00:43 PM
It could also work as a club I guess.
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Jenne on September 21, 2009, 05:22:40 AM
AWESOME pix, Guys!  Rog delivers ITT.
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: . on September 21, 2009, 07:09:13 AM
Quote from: LMNO on September 20, 2009, 10:40:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 08:17:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 20, 2009, 07:31:55 PM
Why the hell are you hanging out with emoqueers?

What?  That's Von Melee & his chick, dude.  They're not emo.  They're just freaks.

As a permanent and unflinching rook in the Goth Wars of the 1990s, I can say without a doubt that you are associating with EmoQueers.




DEFEND YOURSELF!




EmoQueer? i haven't been called that since high school.  :lulz:
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Reginald Ret on September 21, 2009, 09:59:26 AM
A permanent rook? you one of those sissy rooks that hides behind the pawns all the time?
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Triple Zero on September 21, 2009, 11:45:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 10:59:41 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on September 20, 2009, 10:55:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 06:25:19 PM

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/safehouse1023.jpg)
I like how VM looks intimidated here, despite the fact that it's a toy.

I don't point real weapons at people.  Hence the toys.

(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/57/rogervampirehunter.jpg)
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: LMNO on September 21, 2009, 03:03:41 PM
Quote from: Regret on September 21, 2009, 09:59:26 AM
A permanent rook? you one of those sissy rooks that hides behind the pawns all the time?


I prefer to call them "grist".
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2009, 03:17:51 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/discotheque1.jpg)
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Cramulus on September 21, 2009, 03:19:34 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/mittens2.gif)


wallpaper'd
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2009, 03:40:51 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/TGRRhotdoghat.jpg)
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Captain Utopia on September 21, 2009, 08:40:48 PM
Hey wait, I recognise that hat, you did the same google image search as me?
  http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&q=funny hat (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&q=funny%20hat)
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2009, 08:49:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 21, 2009, 03:17:51 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/discotheque1.jpg)

Oh

my

fucking

God

:lulz:
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2009, 09:20:53 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on September 21, 2009, 08:40:48 PM
Hey wait, I recognise that hat, you did the same google image search as me?
  http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&q=funny hat (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&q=funny%20hat)

YES, YES I DID.
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Payne on September 21, 2009, 09:35:29 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Pinkohat.jpg)

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Napkinhat.jpg)

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Horsehat.jpg)

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Featherhat.jpg)

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Crayzeehat.jpg)

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Cleavagehat.jpg)

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Cakehat.jpg)

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Bluehat.jpg)
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2009, 09:37:10 PM
fffuuuuuuuuuu


fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

:crankey:
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2009, 09:37:26 PM
This one is... oh my god!  :lulz:

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Horsehat.jpg)
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 21, 2009, 10:18:27 PM
 :lulz:

There really aren't any words, not that I could say any for laughing myself sick.........

:mittens:

BRAVO!

Roger, I never knew how well pink becomes you.  And the hosrie hat is just delicious!!!   :evil:
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Jenne on September 22, 2009, 02:48:24 PM
WIN WIN WIN...
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Richter on September 22, 2009, 03:57:00 PM
NICE. HAT.  :lulz:
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 04:33:23 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 22, 2009, 03:57:00 PM
NICE. HAT.  :lulz:

FOUR WORDS, YOU FREAKS!  FOUR FUCKING WORDS:

"Birth of a Supervillian".
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Sister_Gothique on September 22, 2009, 04:56:21 PM
Heeeeeeyyy, I know that guy! Sexy people! :wink:
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 04:58:21 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on September 22, 2009, 04:56:21 PM
Heeeeeeyyy, I know that guy! Sexy people! :wink:

They got me all fucked up on pills and coffee.   :sad:
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Sister_Gothique on September 22, 2009, 05:01:11 PM
Wait....Why does Von Melee's hair look all sensible now?...He's now mildly cute, even...for a fellow that wears eyeliner.  :D
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 05:03:38 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on September 22, 2009, 05:01:11 PM
Wait....Why does Von Melee's hair look all sensible now?...He's now mildly cute, even...for a fellow that wears eyeliner.  :D

Too late.  He is now the property of a vicious woman by the moniker of Nivek.  She makes him dress that way, and she beats him almost as much as he needs her to. 

It's this sort of thing that drives me to bad drug combinations.
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: Sister_Gothique on September 22, 2009, 05:11:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 05:03:38 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on September 22, 2009, 05:01:11 PM
Wait....Why does Von Melee's hair look all sensible now?...He's now mildly cute, even...for a fellow that wears eyeliner.  :D

Too late.  He is now the property of a vicious woman by the moniker of Nivek.  She makes him dress that way, and she beats him almost as much as he needs her to. 

It's this sort of thing that drives me to bad drug combinations.
I like her already.
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 05:12:37 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on September 22, 2009, 05:11:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 05:03:38 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on September 22, 2009, 05:01:11 PM
Wait....Why does Von Melee's hair look all sensible now?...He's now mildly cute, even...for a fellow that wears eyeliner.  :D

Too late.  He is now the property of a vicious woman by the moniker of Nivek.  She makes him dress that way, and she beats him almost as much as he needs her to. 

It's this sort of thing that drives me to bad drug combinations.
I like her already.

Don't know if you saw it last page, but these bastards have pushed me over the edge.

Supervillian time.

Watch this space for avatar change.
Title: Re: It has come to my attention that WOMP Cabal isn't actually Scottish, and...
Post by: . on September 23, 2009, 12:37:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 05:03:38 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on September 22, 2009, 05:01:11 PM
Wait....Why does Von Melee's hair look all sensible now?...He's now mildly cute, even...for a fellow that wears eyeliner.  :D

Too late.  He is now the property of a vicious woman by the moniker of Nivek.  She makes him dress that way, and she beats him almost as much as he needs her to. 

It's this sort of thing that drives me to bad drug combinations.

Mwahaha, little yellow pills and caffeine!