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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2009, 08:13:58 PM

Title: OH SHIT, QUICK!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2009, 08:13:58 PM
My friend left himself logged into Facebook on my computer! What should his status update be?
Title: Re: OH SHIT, QUICK!
Post by: fomenter on September 20, 2009, 08:16:42 PM
Coprophagia fetishist
Title: Re: OH SHIT, QUICK!
Post by: Faust on September 20, 2009, 08:17:35 PM
Propose to his girlfriend
Title: Re: OH SHIT, QUICK!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2009, 08:19:40 PM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on September 20, 2009, 08:17:35 PM
Propose to his girlfriend

I'm the closest thing he has to a girlfriend, so that could be awkward.
Title: Re: OH SHIT, QUICK!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 08:20:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2009, 08:13:58 PM
My friend left himself logged into Facebook on my computer! What should his status update be?

Encopresis sufferer!
Title: Re: OH SHIT, QUICK!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 08:20:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2009, 08:19:40 PM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on September 20, 2009, 08:17:35 PM
Propose to his girlfriend

I'm the closest thing he has to a girlfriend, so that could be awkward.

PROPOSE TO YOURSELF!
Title: Re: OH SHIT, QUICK!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 20, 2009, 08:21:35 PM
when rebeling against my clothing whilst drunk I must try to remember where i put it in the morning.

I'm wearing nigels underpants.
Title: Re: OH SHIT, QUICK!
Post by: fomenter on September 20, 2009, 08:24:31 PM
and  changing the password is SOP of course
Title: Re: OH SHIT, QUICK!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2009, 08:45:39 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 20, 2009, 08:21:35 PM
when rebeling against my clothing whilst drunk I must try to remember where i put it in the morning.

I'm wearing nigels underpants.

WINNAR! Especially hilarious because it's early afternoon here right now.
Title: Re: OH SHIT, QUICK!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 20, 2009, 08:48:33 PM
Friday night i rebelled against my bra in a similar fashion and cannot find it now.

that wus the inspriration for that status.
Title: Re: OH SHIT, QUICK!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2009, 08:51:44 PM
He now has a new photo album called "Damn, I am so fucking awesome!"

Also, his underwire is chafing him.
Title: Re: OH SHIT, QUICK!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2009, 08:53:11 PM
I kind of don't want to log out because this could be exceedingly fun over the course of the next few days.
Title: Re: OH SHIT, QUICK!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 20, 2009, 09:05:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2009, 08:51:44 PM
He now has a new photo album called "Damn, I am so fucking awesome!"

Also, his underwire is chafing him.

underwiring is evil. makes me hate bras.
Title: REQUEST:
Post by: Bu🤠ns on September 20, 2009, 09:36:52 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2009, 08:53:11 PM
I kind of don't want to log out because this could be exceedingly fun over the course of the next few days.

Requesting screenshots of the gems.
Title: Re: OH SHIT, QUICK!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2009, 09:57:03 PM
Unfortunately, I got bored and logged off.
Title: Re: REQUEST:
Post by: Pariah on September 21, 2009, 04:42:23 AM
Quote from: Burns on September 20, 2009, 09:36:52 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2009, 08:53:11 PM
I kind of don't want to log out because this could be exceedingly fun over the course of the next few days.

Requesting screenshots of the gems.
QFT
Title: Re: OH SHIT, QUICK!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2009, 07:12:53 AM
I am wishing now that I had not logged off. I could have stayed up all night posting about my quest for the giant Palouse earthworm.