Thats OK though.
Teleporting bullets into peoples frontal lobes will solve that.
NOTE: Due to several requests, I have split this off from the intro thread. Now, get back in there, and I want to see some fucking eye gouging, you goddamn Nancies.
- Judge Mills Lane (TGRR)
Trolls also change their ISP simply to troll a single site? Pretty devoted troll then.
And thanks for teaching me about trolling Nigel. I'm pretty naive about this sort of thing, as you well know.
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2009, 08:05:54 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 08:04:13 PM
Nah, they've lurked for a long time. They've just changed their name recently.
Unused earlier alt.
Because who lurks on a forum for a long time, and then one day busts out in a way designed to annoy?
Trolls do.
Fact: Both Daruko and Uncle BadTouch bragged about sleeper accounts.
Even if it isn't one of the two, whomever it is is boring me. I'm done with this.
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 08:07:59 PM
Trolls also change their ISP simply to troll a single site? Pretty devoted troll then.
And thanks for teaching me about trolling Nigel. I'm pretty naive about this sort of thing, as you well know.
Hell, Cain, I have two completely clean ISPs I can use at any time, at no cost.
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 07:51:20 PM
Thats OK though.
Teleporting bullets into peoples frontal lobes will solve that.
A bullet teleported into someone's brain would just be a lump of lead in their brain. It's the moving around that does all the damage.
Also, with portal teleportation that would be impossible. You could open a portal and shoot through it, but first you still have to locate the person. If teleportation devices were portable, it would be a difficult task.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2009, 08:08:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 08:07:59 PM
Trolls also change their ISP simply to troll a single site? Pretty devoted troll then.
And thanks for teaching me about trolling Nigel. I'm pretty naive about this sort of thing, as you well know.
Hell, Cain, I have two completely clean ISPs I can use at any time, at no cost.
And that may be so. However, lack of evidence means I'm not going to make a call. I don't rely on intuition to decide whether someone is or isn't an alt.
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 08:12:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2009, 08:08:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 08:07:59 PM
Trolls also change their ISP simply to troll a single site? Pretty devoted troll then.
And thanks for teaching me about trolling Nigel. I'm pretty naive about this sort of thing, as you well know.
Hell, Cain, I have two completely clean ISPs I can use at any time, at no cost.
And that may be so. However, lack of evidence means I'm not going to make a call. I don't rely on intuition to decide whether someone is or isn't an alt.
Well, I see it as having two choices:
1. It's an alt, or
2. There's someone who is really that cloying running around unlobotomized.
I prefer to believe the first one, because it lets me sleep at night.
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know this was "Nigel decides to be literal in order to act anal" hour.
Maybe you should let me know in the future, so I don't bother with metaphor.
The second one is pretty likely. This is the biggest Discordian site on the web. I'm just surprised we don't attract more lunatics.
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 08:14:56 PM
The second one is pretty likely. This is the biggest Discordian site on the web. I'm just surprised we don't attract more lunatics.
To which I can only respond :x
"My Truth or Beliefs" By Enigma
There ain't none until you make them up. I can't stand the New-Age religion and I think it's responsible for the fact that I may be cracking. It's all their fault. Well, I've finally decided to put a stop to it. No more. If I accidentally end up somewhere and they start in on me: Have you spun your chakras today? Have you read the latest channeling? Have you created a loving day? Have you started growing your angel wings? I'm out of there! I can't take it. I'm not gonna take it. I'm done with all of it. I'm begging you people to take me in and give me a good home. I welcome all the 'Fuck You's' I can get. Please save me from all that love and light hypocrisy. I want to find myself and be myself no matter how screwed up others might think that is. Thanks!
(http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii169/aliceiw11/19661243v4_240x240_Front.jpg)
Quote from: Enigma on September 18, 2009, 08:15:49 PM
"My Truth or Beliefs" By Enigma
There ain't none until you make them up. I can't stand the New-Age religion and I think it's responsible for the fact that I may be cracking. It's all their fault. Well, I've finally decided to put a stop to it. No more. If I accidentally end up somewhere and they start in on me: Have you spun your chakras today? Have you read the latest channeling? Have you created a loving day? Have you started growing your angel wings? I'm out of there! I can't take it. I'm not gonna take it. I'm done with all of it. I'm begging you people to take me in and give me a good home. I welcome all the 'Fuck You's' I can get. Please save me from all that love and light hypocrisy. I want to find myself and be myself no matter how screwed up others might think that is. Thanks!
(http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii169/aliceiw11/19661243v4_240x240_Front.jpg)
Prediction: This isn't going to end well.
TGRR,
Loves the stupid fucking "hugs" Gifs, followed by the claim of hatred for touchy-feely loveburgerism.
Quote from: Enigma on September 18, 2009, 08:15:49 PM
I can't stand the New-Age religion
To be fair, this shows at least some level of common sense. Your writing style may be loopy, your metaphors strange and your obsession with .gifs annoying, but I can't deny you have a point about the New Age lot.
Thank you Cain, The Good R R and all. What's an alt.?
Alternate account. Someone pretending to be a different person, under a second or more identity.
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 08:07:59 PM
Trolls also change their ISP simply to troll a single site? Pretty devoted troll then.
And thanks for teaching me about trolling Nigel. I'm pretty naive about this sort of thing, as you well know.
Jesus, why don't you go yank one out or something? Did somebody put itch powder in your panties this morning? Fuck!
Thank you Cain. I promise you guys I am myself, what ever that turns out to be. Sorry for the rough start but I just found out that my favorite forum turned new-age on me like overnight and I think I kind of flipped a little. I didn't mean to be annoying, but I'm hoping to learn from you guys. There looks like a lot of people here who know what they're talking about, whether anyone else does or not. Doesn't matter.
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2009, 08:35:44 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 08:07:59 PM
Trolls also change their ISP simply to troll a single site? Pretty devoted troll then.
And thanks for teaching me about trolling Nigel. I'm pretty naive about this sort of thing, as you well know.
Jesus, why don't you go yank one out or something? Did somebody put itch powder in your panties this morning? Fuck!
No, I'd rather watch you condescend to me a little more about something you clearly think I'm clueless on. PLEASE TEACH ME MORE ABOUT TROLLING, NIGEL!
:lulz:
Quote from: Enigma on September 18, 2009, 08:37:17 PM
Thank you Cain. I promise you guys I am myself, what ever that turns out to be. Sorry for the rough start but I just found out that my favorite forum turned new-age on me like overnight and I think I kind of flipped a little. I didn't mean to be annoying, but I'm hoping to learn from you guys. There looks like a lot of people here who know what they're talking about, whether anyone else does or not. Doesn't matter.
Sounds like an interesting story.
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 08:39:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2009, 08:35:44 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 08:07:59 PM
Trolls also change their ISP simply to troll a single site? Pretty devoted troll then.
And thanks for teaching me about trolling Nigel. I'm pretty naive about this sort of thing, as you well know.
Jesus, why don't you go yank one out or something? Did somebody put itch powder in your panties this morning? Fuck!
No, I'd rather watch you condescend to me a little more about something you clearly think I'm clueless on. PLEASE TEACH ME MORE ABOUT TROLLING, NIGEL!
:lulz:
I wasn't being condescending, I was quipping. Fuck you, you egotistical humorless little shithead.
Everyone knows you're Mr. Top Troll of All Time. I bow before you. I am unworthy. Does that make you feel better? Asshole.
Are you and TGRR the only people who are allowed to speculate on whether someone's an alt?
Shit. I don't know who pissed in your Wheaties this morning, but I'd appreciate it if you'd stop taking it out on me.
BUT HOW CAN I LEARN MORE ABOUT TROLLING IF YOU DON'T TEACH ME NIGEL?
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 08:44:48 PM
BUT HOW CAN I LEARN MORE ABOUT TROLLING IF YOU DON'T TEACH ME NIGEL?
Whatever, Netaungrot.
ARE YOU TRYING TO TEACH BY EXAMPLE? ITS NOT A VERY GOOD TECHNIQUE.
Why the hell are you being such a dick to me all of a sudden? Did I do something major that rubbed you the wrong way, or is it pent-up hostility that you've been holding back?
You know, my bank account is overdrawn, my relationship is hopeless, my career is over because my elbow is shot, and I can't even go back to school because I can't afford to take one stupid test. On top of that, I kind of feel like shit because of having blood drawn and a vaccination this morning that most people get when they're two. So pardon me if I said something that came across wrong, or was too literal, or whatever it is that's pissing you off.
Today is just not the fucking day, Cain, all right?
Apology accepted.
See, that wasn't so hard, was it? I hope your day gets better, and you sort out your problems with as little stress as possible.
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 09:37:34 PM
Apology accepted.
See, that wasn't so hard, was it? I hope your day gets better, and you sort out your problems with as little stress as possible.
Wow, that was condescending. Must be easy for you now that you have a job, a girlfriend, and prospects. Hope you're feeling good up there in your little castle.
You took a couple pretty innocuous things I said in some completely randomly fucked-up way and decided to be as big a prick as possible. As far as I'm concerned you owe me an apology.
If you aren't interested in making one, please just leave me alone, and I will leave you alone.
BOTH OF YOU STFU. TIME OUTS. GO TO CORNERS
If you think that was me being as big a prick as possible, then you really have no idea at all.
And while I doubt you really care about my personal life, if I'm lucky, it will take a year to pay off my overdraft (the one caused by the University causing me to make repayments while I was unemployed - payments which brought me to the brink of bankruptcy), my girlfriend is almost certainly about to lose the chance to pursue her dream career, something she has spent pretty much all her life pursuing and my "prospects" are either my current job or the next potential one, which will likely get cut by the incoming government anyway and could theoretically be done by any school leaver with an eye for detail.
So life is awesome in my castle, yeah. Thanks for asking. But as far as I'm concerned, this has nothing to do with the site or my conduct on it. Preferably, I'd leave the grand details of my personal being alone, only they seem to have some sort of relevance for you and this conflict. So, information passed along. The more you know and all that.
You want an apology? Fine, I'm sorry I reacted in the way that I did. I actually thought my apology in the Aneristic Delusions thread would cover both my comments, here and there, which were made within seconds of each other, but apparently not. But you wanted a fight just as much, if not more so. Otherwise, you would've walked away. I take responsibility for what I said, but your reaction to them is your own, and nothing to do with me.
And if that's not acceptable, then I guess we'll ignore each other.
Quote from: Fredtastic! on September 19, 2009, 03:01:30 AM
BOTH OF YOU STFU. TIME OUTS. GO TO CORNERS
Go find another argument to pointlessly involve yourself in, board nanny.
Cain,
wondered when the jeering crowd would show up to tell me and Nigel to STFU, because apparently we cannot settle disputes on our own. No, the rest of PD needs to involve itself for a
real conclusion to this.
:roll:
Quote from: Cain on September 19, 2009, 01:37:53 PM
If you think that was me being as big a prick as possible, then you really have no idea at all.
And while I doubt you really care about my personal life, if I'm lucky, it will take a year to pay off my overdraft (the one caused by the University causing me to make repayments while I was unemployed - payments which brought me to the brink of bankruptcy), my girlfriend is almost certainly about to lose the chance to pursue her dream career, something she has spent pretty much all her life pursuing and my "prospects" are either my current job or the next potential one, which will likely get cut by the incoming government anyway and could theoretically be done by any school leaver with an eye for detail.
So life is awesome in my castle, yeah. Thanks for asking. But as far as I'm concerned, this has nothing to do with the site or my conduct on it. Preferably, I'd leave the grand details of my personal being alone, only they seem to have some sort of relevance for you and this conflict. So, information passed along. The more you know and all that.
You want an apology? Fine, I'm sorry I reacted in the way that I did. I actually thought my apology in the Aneristic Delusions thread would cover both my comments, here and there, which were made within seconds of each other, but apparently not. But you wanted a fight just as much, if not more so. Otherwise, you would've walked away. I take responsibility for what I said, but your reaction to them is your own, and nothing to do with me.
And if that's not acceptable, then I guess we'll ignore each other.
Nice to know you are capable of being an even bigger dick to your friends for no reason. You must be very proud.
I didn't see your decision to be an asshole in this thread until much later, and I didn't cross-reference the date stamp. Then you proceeded to be an even bigger prick after your so-called apology.
You are still being an asshole, so as far as I'm concerned, you are now a non-person to me.
Fuck you, you egotistical humorless little shithead.
:lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2009, 07:02:49 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 18, 2009, 07:01:37 PM
I SMELL ALT!
or 14 year old girl.
Either way. I dont see a good outcome. :horrormirth:
those sparkly images are bringing me out in hives.
It's an alt, is my guess. Someone trying to be outlandish.
Again, probably Daruko. We're due for some more of his social experiments.
The rest of that photobucket is full of sparkly wicca shit. And I mean really full, not just a few pics, so either they're using someone else's open photobucket for distraction, but I don't think Daruko would collect a photobucket full of hippie sparkles. Maybe it's some butthurt wiccan we pissed off?
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 08:39:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2009, 08:35:44 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 08:07:59 PM
Trolls also change their ISP simply to troll a single site? Pretty devoted troll then.
And thanks for teaching me about trolling Nigel. I'm pretty naive about this sort of thing, as you well know.
Jesus, why don't you go yank one out or something? Did somebody put itch powder in your panties this morning? Fuck!
No, I'd rather watch you condescend to me a little more about something you clearly think I'm clueless on. PLEASE TEACH ME MORE ABOUT TROLLING, NIGEL!
:lulz:
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 19, 2009, 06:19:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2009, 07:02:49 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 18, 2009, 07:01:37 PM
I SMELL ALT!
or 14 year old girl.
Either way. I dont see a good outcome. :horrormirth:
those sparkly images are bringing me out in hives.
It's an alt, is my guess. Someone trying to be outlandish.
Again, probably Daruko. We're due for some more of his social experiments.
The rest of that photobucket is full of sparkly wicca shit. And I mean really full, not just a few pics, so either they're using someone else's open photobucket for distraction, but I don't think Daruko would collect a photobucket full of hippie sparkles. Maybe it's some butthurt wiccan we pissed off?
You mean we might've found one that actually has a pair? :eek:
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 19, 2009, 06:19:04 PM
The rest of that photobucket is full of sparkly wicca shit. And I mean really full, not just a few pics, so either they're using someone else's open photobucket for distraction, but I don't think Daruko would collect a photobucket full of hippie sparkles. Maybe it's some butthurt wiccan we pissed off?
daruko probably wouldn't but Uncle BadTouch might...
personally i hope its a real Wiccan, that would be interesting
i am convinced that cain and nigels argument is a private joke. and if its not it should be.
Also. Hi. I was away (no one cared), but now I'm back (no one cares).
something ensues.
x
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on September 19, 2009, 10:59:18 PM
something ensues.
And that something is: if something is private (or should be) why get yourself involved at all by commenting on it?
Wish it was.
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2009, 06:05:14 PM
Nice to know you are capable of being an even bigger dick to your friends for no reason.
We were friends? News to me.
Was this while you were being a raging, humourless cunt about the fact I didn't want to get involved in the DK clusterfuck, or when you decided all the mods, me included were evil and oppressive tyrants?
You might want to work on your emotional manipulation-fu there, padawan. Or remember how much of a dick you were to me, and how you didn't give a flying fuck about my personal life, or any so-called friendship while you were being one.
Then again, your track record with other friends on this here forum ain't exactly too hot, either. You really do seem to suck at personal relationships of any kind.
The hell, man?
Hey, nice job of ignoring me, by the way.
:lulz:
Well, yesterday it was pretty upsetting and I cried for a while (which must be very gratifying for you to read), but now that I understand that you just plain don't like me for who I am, and that this is the kind of person you are, there is no reason for me to respect you, so it bothers me much less.
It's good to know where I stand, as in the past you have behaved in a friendly manner and I assumed that meant you held no ill-will toward me, even though we have had disagreements. Lesson learned; I will watch my back.
Bump for lail.
Oh, dear.
Actually, I don't care if you cried or not. It is none of my concern. You can try and paint me as the sort of person who actively takes pleasure in causing others misery, but no-one else is buying it.
Yes, you really should watch your back. Because, after all, I was the one who accused you of having contempt for the userbase and liked to maliciously fuck with others accounts and insulted you for no apparent reason while you laboured under the illusion that we were friends of any sort.
Oh, no wait, I got that mixed up. You did the former, I did the latter.
You see, this is why I find you so odd. You're more than willing to apply some standard of friendship which should, in theory, hold me back now, yet, when all this was going on, you didn't give a flying fuck about my personal situation or this so-called friendship at all. Smells like hypocrisy. Well, it is. No two ways about it. You have several nasty digs at me, and that's all cool because...well, whatever your reason was, I cannot be bothered to recall. I have two digs at you (which I apologized for) and suddenly I'm an evil nasty backstabber who doesnt care for the POWER OF FWIENDSHIP.
But then, I suppose that was just a "disagreement", right?
:lulz: Your double standards are delicious, please continue.
Now taking bets on who Nigel will lash out against next time she gets sand in her vagina.
Daily reminder kids: friendship is important. You can insult the fuck out your friends all you want, but if they do the same back, you have to instantly dissolve it, because they are mean and nasty and hateful and stuff.
Dude, you got nasty with me and I asked what had your panties in such a wad, and you went ballistic. It's all in this thread.
I'll concede that "friends", eve in the abstract way I used it, was not a good way to term our association... probably "friendly members of the same community" would have been more accurate.
If you are determined to find a grudge in some past disagreement, go for it, li'l champ.
I'm sure Nigel has made a terribly interesting post above this one. However, I haven't read it, because chances are it contains
a) boring insults about what a mean and horrible person I am, which are teh yawn.
b) whining about roont fwiendship, which only serves to expose her hypocrisy even further, and are very poor attempts at emotional manipulation.
Oh dear. Seems like Nigel's two primary modes of dealing with people she doesn't like, don't actually bother me. What will she do next, dear reader? PM me constantly, in hope of flooding my inbox? Sign up my email to spammers? Enlist others as proxies in her struggle against me? Tune in next time to find out!
So last night I went to a BBQ with some friends and Space Cowboy, and it was so fucking awesome I can't even begin. Holy fuck! I marinated these two huge sirloin strip steaks, some portabellas, and an eggplant, and baked a metric fuckton of cookies. Daffodil brought a sweet potato salad, which sounds weird but was really tasty, and some bread and wine. Space Cowboy provided a tomato and cheese plate, and altogether what ended up happening was tiny, delicious steak sandwiches. SO FUCKING YUM! I could have marinated the portabellas a little less, though, they really soak that shit up. We sat around the firepit and drank wine and stuffed ourselves, and then we got in the hot tub and watched Cremaster 3.
That, folks, is some weird-ass shit. Apparently it's also nearly impossible to get DVDs of, and the only way our friend managed to get it is because he knows someone who worked on it.
Space Cowboy was openly affectionate in front of the others, which was really nice. He sat at my feet while we ate, and at the end of the night when I was getting tired he was sitting up on the edge of the hot tub in a fluffy white robe with while I leaned on him. Then when everyone left we went inside and geeked out on the internet for an hour or so, laughing our asses off, and then had the most epic sex ever. EVER. For hours. And then we did it again this morning. Twice. I didn't get out of there until noon. He has this arc of stars tattooed across his torso and I have this vision imprinted in my mind of one black star visible between my knees. I am not exactly sure what the hell he does to me half the time, but whatever it is, it rocks. Also he is gorgeous and has an epic moustache and is hung like a stallion. Holy hot fuck, what did I do to rate?
Next, we have a date to go see 9.
Bump for lail
No doubt you've said something fascinating and interesting here, but, again, I haven't bothered to read it.
You know, given that you apparently now consider me a "non-person", you do sure seem to spend far too much time replying and trying to get some sort of reaction out of me. I'm sure you'll tell yourself you only do it for the lulz, or some other tired cliche, but it really is quite telling.
Loser says what?
+1
Indignity bump
YUO ARE ALL MASSIVE FAGGOTS AND NEED TO USE MORE CAPSLOCKS!
StD,
GIGGLES' ALT.
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 17, 2009, 09:55:14 PM
YUO ARE ALL MASSIVE FAGGOTS AND NEED TO USE MORE CAPSLOCKS!
StD,
GIGGLES' ALT.
Seriously.
Where is the rage, Cain? Where is the smackdown? I'm still waiting. I'm so disappointed. :( I was expecting a continuation of personal attacks on such brilliantly diverse subjects as my character, my ability to retain friendships, my inability to find and maintain healthy romantic relationships, my parenting abilities, my ability to provide for my family, and perhaps even every basement-dweller's ace-in-the-hole, my overall desirability as a woman.
This is such an ideal time, too, what with me being sick and under a lot of stress. If you push the right buttons you could probably get me to snap very easily.
You've really let me down.
Yes, yes, like this!
Quote from: Cain on October 19, 2009, 10:39:06 PM
Oh wait, I see now, never mind.
You're just picking fights again because your latest boyfriend left you and you're too emotionally immature to deal with this by any other way than coming onto PD and making shit up to justify acting like a raging, humourless cunt.
That's exactly what I was talking about. Good little man!
:kingmeh:
For consolidation purposes:
Quote from: Nigel on October 19, 2009, 10:23:29 PM
It's totally OK to criticize mods here, though... no one will start a vendetta against you a year later for it.
Quote from: Cain on October 19, 2009, 10:32:20 PM
Yeah, because, of course, that is really what this is about, between me and you.
It totally wasn't you decided to insult me, I replied, you escalated, I escalated in response, you declared "WE CAN NEVER BE TEH FRIENDS EVER AGAIN", despite a couple of months earlier you insulting me (note: months, not "a year"), and several other people, out of the blue without me playing the "friends" card, a brilliant display of both your hypocrisy and how you are a whiny little bitch who can dish it out but can't take it. And then decided to invent some fictitious conspiracy theory about a vendetta to try and escape responsibility for your actions.
Oh, wait, I got those two mixed up. Carry on.
WTF is this shit.
Napoleon hilarity.