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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 22, 2009, 05:03:59 AM

Title: YOU CAN'T SPELL GRAPES WITHOUT RAPE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 22, 2009, 05:03:59 AM
BUT YOU HAVE TO USE LUBE OR THEY DRY OUT, AND YOU CAN'T GET RAPE FROM RAISINS.
Title: Re: YOU CAN'T SPELL GRAPES WITHOUT RAPE
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 22, 2009, 05:09:56 AM
PFFF-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FFF
Title: Re: YOU CAN'T SPELL GRAPES WITHOUT RAPE
Post by: Cramulus on September 22, 2009, 05:11:56 AM
(http://www.tentaclegrape.com/main-img.jpg) (http://www.tentaclegrape.com/)

^ click for link
Title: Re: YOU CAN'T SPELL GRAPES WITHOUT RAPE
Post by: Brotep on September 22, 2009, 07:29:05 AM
QuoteTentacle Grape™ is the brainchild of Dekker Dreyer and his skilled team of grapists. Each bottle of this delicious carbonated grape drink is crafted with care... and a slight feeling of breathless anticipation. As Tentacle Grape™ slides smoothly down your throat you'll feel refreshed and full.
:lulz:
Title: Re: YOU CAN'T SPELL GRAPES WITHOUT RAPE
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 22, 2009, 02:36:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 22, 2009, 05:03:59 AM
BUT YOU HAVE TO USE LUBE OR THEY DRY OUT, AND YOU CAN'T GET RAPE FROM RAISINS.

THE FUCK YOU CANT!