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What is... Lighting your office on fire?
correct
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Give it to her in the aft!
$200 to RWHN
next:
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Quote from: Cramulus on September 23, 2009, 07:07:59 PM
$200 to RWHN
next:
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What is a Treasure Troll?
What are black bear pituitary glands!
$100 to Squiddy
next clue:
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What is Excremeditation?
$200 to the good Rev. Roger!
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Who was Bob Hope?
Correct!
next clue:
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What is bea Arthur?
What is Jenkem Smoothies?
I'm sorry, Bea Arthur is a main course enjoyed by pirate rape gangs
$200 to RWHN
next clue:
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In what circumstances will I start to deliberately imagine violent images?
technically correct!
next clue:
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What is an invasion of Floridiots?
What is pineal fundamentalism?
What is Daruko, Ambassador Klok Kaos, and Dead Kennedy?
What is Roger's back hair?
$300 to roger
next clue:
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Quote from: Cramulus on September 23, 2009, 07:39:35 PM
$300 to roger
next clue:
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What are R2D2 sex noises?
What is the only quote I can think of from Transformers?
$500 to pinko! That is the robotic universal greeting.
same category:
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Quote from: Cramulus on September 23, 2009, 07:39:35 PM
$300 to roger
next clue:
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what a Scotsman says while raping grandma
Who is John Wayne Gayce, patron saint of pedophiles?
I'm sorry, the correct question was "Who is Unicron?"
next clue:
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What are Wisconsin?
Who are Nightwish?
Who are the Manx?
Also, they did NOT saint Unicron. I am NOT HAVING THIS! :crankey:
*knocks podium over and noisily shits self*
$300 to RWHN!
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*goes completely berserk, attacks camera man*
What is THE INTERNET?
Quote from: Cramulus on September 23, 2009, 07:52:05 PM
$300 to RWHN!
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bin/jeopardy/clue10.gif)
What is LMNO's zipper?
*continues beating up camera man*
who is Berni madoff
Who are themselves?
What's a chilli-flavoured condom?
Another $400 to RWHN
next up:
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Jedism.
*forces camerman to eat sound guy*
NO...THEY DIDN'T! THEY DIDN'T! SAY IT! SAY IT!
What is the Yanni Fan Club?
What's the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 23, 2009, 07:59:31 PM
What is the Yanni Fan Club?
If that's the right answer, I'm going to do something
awful.
What is Breathairianism?
Correct! $300 to Slanket the Destroyer
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next clue:
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What is a Shamwow!?
What's a Peperami?
What is Alex Trebek's mustache?
Correct! That's $200 to Rumckle
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What is 500 lbs of KY jelly?
correct! I also would have accepted "$240 worth of pudding"
next clue:
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What is the standard greeting on Battle.net?
What does a friendly stick-insect look like with its head tilted to one side?
What is cock and repost?
$40 for each of you!
next clue:
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What is faith in humanity?
What is Discordianism?
What is I cannot see images on my work computer due to firewall?
What is cock-punching an elephant?
what is answering questions posed by a blue picture
$230 to fomenter for the fourth-wall breaking insult
next:
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What is a collge student?
Does that even count as a question? :D
How am I not myself?
What is "Mein Kampf"?
Quote from: Pinko on September 23, 2009, 08:44:27 PM
What is a collge student?
Does that even count as a question? :D
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What's this shit called love?
what is "the secret"
another $200 to Fomenter. I would have also accepted "The Holy Bible"
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How am I not myself?
what is protective layer of potato chip and Cheetos crumbs..
What is an Internal 500 Error?
How am I not myself?
Sorry, the correct answer is "Jeans" or "helmet".
so, $100 to LMNO
That wraps up this round of PD Jeopardy!
Thank you guys for helping me waste approximately 80% of my work day
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Where the FUCK was the Daily Double?
I think my buzzer is busted.
damnit, I got the thread after it finished and on top of that Weird Al didn't even get to finish his rendition of I Lost on Jeopardy before I had read everything.
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what is "it involves a rugby team with no pants in a scrum" and the rest is to vile even for the internet
What is vigorously fisting with chili sauce used as lubricant?
What is the reason Cram is no longer allowed to enter the UK?
$200 to Rumckle
$100 to B-AI
next clue:
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What is driving into a crowd of libertarians?
What is pantsing Anne Coulter?
$100 to RWHN
In 2008, a member of the Imaginary Goat cabal pants'd Anne Coulter and was issued a ticket, and the local neighborhood turned out with dead fish and slapped cops with them until the streets were full of fish stank. It was truly a time when mob justice was real justice.
next clue:
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what is grün or grüns?
What are redbacks? (Can't think of anything creative tonight)
What is "Those Things With The Eyes"?
I will accept "Redbacks". $100 to Zenpeanut
next clue:
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What are orangina, alcohol, and despair?
What are vodka, Roger's back hair, and a lemon twist?
What are Jägermeister, Rumplemintz and used panties from a college dorm?
$200 to Rumckle
next clue:
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Why is a sperm whale's penis highly sought after?
What is being a Health Insurance Company lobbyist?
Quote from: Cramulus on September 24, 2009, 03:59:45 PM
$200 to Rumckle
Wait, I can get points without even answering? Sweet!
Anyway,
What is Goatse?
Quote from: Rumckle on September 24, 2009, 04:30:04 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 24, 2009, 03:59:45 PM
$200 to Rumckle
Wait, I can get points without even answering? Sweet!
Anyway,
What is Goatse?
whoops~! should have been
zenpeanut.
What is a degree in Philosophy able to get you a job doing, once you graduate?
$150 to Cain!
and the answer is:
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What is all this LSD in the White House for?
What are pork shoulders?
$200 to Cain
and the answer is....
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What is Mick Jagger's fursona?
Who is Fuck U. Imma?
Who is Wacho-Fargo-Via, Chase-Mu, BoA??
Very good on the Draconic pronunciation.
$300 to Squid!
next clue:
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what is "barter item" .. they are used as food by Asians who are also well known for being good at brainy stuff like debugging computers
What is their time travel abilities?
The cat sucks you into it's body through it's mouth, travels back in time, fixes all the bugs in the system then brings you back to where you were unharmed and nothing happens!
What is binary mewing?
$200 to RWHN
in the absence of COBOL programmers, many mainframes were repaired by binary mewing
next:
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What is Nigel?
What is G. Gordon Liddy's moustache?
What is Dick Cheney keeping in his secret "undisclosed location"?
What is a seven-ten split?
(http://www.lva.virginia.gov/public/archivesmonth/2004/images/GMU/marac_gmu5.jpg)
yes that's right Cain, $400!
final answer of the round:
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What is a "Hannah Montana"?
What is "unborn child" ?
What is a "daruko"?
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS THING BEHIND YOUR MOUSTACHE?
Quote from: Cain on September 24, 2009, 11:43:10 PM
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS THING BEHIND YOUR MOUSTACHE?
Sadly, I didn't realize that was a tumor. :eek:
300 tear stained dollars to Cain
:cry:
that wraps up Round 2!
More jeapordy if there is popular demand and/or I come up with new answers
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WHO IS WILL FERRELL!
WTF is Jeopardy?
$100 to p3nt
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WHAT IS BUTTRAPE!
What is Roger's direct access line? (but you should never use it, under any circumstance)
What is a room full of pie?
What is excema?
What is this bullshit!
yesterday at the office:
Darling Nickie: I've always wanted to be on Jeopardy, but I'm worried I won't know the answer.
Richter: You're supposed to know the QUESTIONS dumbass.
Darling Nickie: :eek: That's right :lol:
What is e-penis?
What is LMNO's Happy Fun Time Dildo Palace?
What is the Horrible Troof?
bzzzzt
I'm sorry, the correct question was "What is instant trust and respect?"
next
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What do most people spend their lives searching for, even though it can be more easily found with a bong and a bag of cheetos?
What is something that doesn't exist?
$200 to fictionpuss!
next:
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What is the reason people are still allowed to vote?
What is tripzip's sig,?
evident by its state of absolute clusterfuck at the moment.
:-(
Don't worry, it looks like its passing the indigestion caused by the Quotes of the Moment page.
Which universal trait do some people find so frightful, that they cling to religion to imbue their actions with meaning?
What's the one think that people assume when making horrific choices?
What's the best thing about being a celebrity arrestee?
Who is Dick Cheney?
What is the Internet?
(http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/3079/clue.gif)
Why don't you fuck with Trebek?
Wait, that's too obvious.
What is a can of whipped cream, 15 bottle rockets, a bottle of rum and some vaseline?
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 29, 2009, 09:48:30 PM
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WHAT IS TAKING OVER MY DAMN THREAD?
/
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lol, j/k!!!
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How much dollars do I get??
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Quote from: Triple Zero on October 29, 2009, 09:48:30 PM
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What is tugging on Superman's cape, spitting into the wind, pulling the mask off of the Lone Ranger, and messing around with Jim?
:facepalm:
What is why Florida continues to exist and hasn't swallowed itself yet??
$203 to Cram!
(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1371/cluel.gif)
!!??!
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Why shouldn't you play a ukelele strung with fox guts outside at 3:00 AM?
Why is teh earth's axis ever so slightly off-center?
What is Michael Bolton? TWEET ME BACK.
What is a chicken choker chain.
(http://faithsambition.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/whammy.jpg)
What is this thread is like playing the Ungame?
$222 to P3NT!
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/9649/clueq.gif)
What is an adventurous hobbit sex position?
(http://www.ironrealms.com/forge_images/sam_and_frodo.jpg)
What is "lucky Pierre"?
What is scat orgy porn?
Quote from: Cramulus on November 28, 2009, 01:43:47 AM
What is an adventurous hobbit sex position?
(http://www.ironrealms.com/forge_images/sam_and_frodo.jpg)
barg! your edit fuxxored my answer, spag.
BUMP!
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AND THE ANSWER IS ...
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What is "Paul's version of Christianity"?
What are the three stages of a healthy relationship?
$150 to brotep!
Next answer:
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What is my penis combined with my ego?
What is Rush Limbaugh's Fat Face?
Why won't a Japanese mortuary tower accept cadavers of fat people?
What is "Apple Talk"?
What is the size of the US debt.
What is the 'obese singularity'?
What is Fred Phelp's peak anal compression capacity measured in Newtons?
What is George Lucas' next attempt at more money?
What is this Thread if we don't get the correct "Question" ?
I'll quest like a tribe does for $400, Alex.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=979AE9yhdss&feature=PlayList&p=EF091996B01B2EF6&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=18
Quote from: Burns on May 14, 2010, 06:58:30 PM
What is this Thread if we don't get the correct "Question" ?
$400 to burns!
next clue:
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What's the difference between a good Saturday night and a great Saturday night?
What are the broken malfunctioning internet robot people in my head making me put up posters of?
What do people take seriously on the interbutts?
What are the 6 creatures in my home that control me with their mind LAYZORZ?
What is the intended usage for a box of Q-tips?
Quote from: Rumckle on May 15, 2010, 04:23:35 PM
What's the difference between a good Saturday night and a great Saturday night?
Quote from: Burns on May 16, 2010, 08:38:50 PM
What is the intended usage for a box of Q-tips?
$200 to both of you!
Next clue:
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What is that thing on your face?
What is a high colonic gone terribly, terribly right?
What do you get if you don't tip Suu? (If she's in a good mood)
what is how Bernard Manning (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Manning) would have described the last two Presidents?
What is something fun to do during your lunch break after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and shellfish?
RWHN,
-can't actually see the clue, flying blind.
Quote from: Rumckle on May 18, 2010, 01:31:24 PM
What do you get if you don't tip Suu? (If she's in a good mood)
:crankey:
What do you call The Police?
What is the traditional fifteen-year wedding anniversary gift?
When one hot barista hands your drink container to another to finish making your beverage, do never reference that internet meme, unless you want...
BUMP
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What is the future title of my memoir written about my vacation in Virginia this coming August?
what are "natural causes" in Florida?
What is impossible, provided you have enough Jumping Spiders?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 14, 2011, 03:12:58 PM
What is impossible, provided you have enough Jumping Spiders?
What is "be lonely on a Saturday night?"
This causes male pattern baldness and ovarian cancer in Texas.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 03:15:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 14, 2011, 03:12:58 PM
What is impossible, provided you have enough Jumping Spiders?
What is "be lonely on a Saturday night?"
I think you just meta-Jeopardy'd.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 14, 2011, 03:16:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 03:15:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 14, 2011, 03:12:58 PM
What is impossible, provided you have enough Jumping Spiders?
What is "be lonely on a Saturday night?"
I think you just meta-Jeopardy'd.
Fuck. I'll call maintenance.
Dok,
Can't read.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 03:17:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 14, 2011, 03:16:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 03:15:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 14, 2011, 03:12:58 PM
What is impossible, provided you have enough Jumping Spiders?
What is "be lonely on a Saturday night?"
I think you just meta-Jeopardy'd.
Fuck. I'll call maintenance.
Dok,
Can't read.
You're gonna have to fill out a Change Control form.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 03:16:22 PM
This causes male pattern baldness and ovarian cancer in Texas.
What is Teabagging?
Quote from: Disco Pickle on July 14, 2011, 02:48:58 PM
what are "natural causes" in Florida?
$200 to Disco Pickle
next clue:
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btw if anybody wants to make some of these:
http://www.says-it.com/jeopardy/index.php
if you make a clue, you get to pick which answer wins
Quote from: Cramulus on July 14, 2011, 03:41:19 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on July 14, 2011, 02:48:58 PM
what are "natural causes" in Florida?
$200 to Disco Pickle
next clue:
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What is "GIGGLES?"
(I hadn't heard,anyway...)
What are doorknobs?
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 14, 2011, 06:09:43 PM
What are doorknobs?
$200 for Ms. Freeky!
next clue:
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What is carbon monoxide poisoning done wrong?
what is a housing bubble and subsequent recession?
What is I'M ON CRACK
What is my family?
what are those same door knobs from the previous answer?
(not sure if I'm allowed to answer twice but fuck it)
Where are my pance?
$300 to Disco Pickle
$200 to 000
$100 to Luna
Dok gets to stroke trebek's moustache for a second or two
next clue:
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Quote from: Cramulus on July 14, 2011, 07:56:09 PM
$300 to Disco Pickle
$200 to 000
$100 to Luna
Dok gets to stroke trebek's moustache for a second or two
next clue:
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What is "excellent job today, sir, good decisions all around"?
what is "it's not sexual harassment if the secretary gives you her number!"
What is "I'M ON CRACK"?
True story, just last week, during my review.
It did not go well.
What is "his own words, in a sarcastic context"?
:mittens:
what is what he had for dinner the night before, what time he went to bed and how long he had sex with his wife?
What is MPF GLUGHUALGHULUAHGHLGHUG SLURP GHUALHUGLUALGHURK?
$500 to Jerry Frankster
$400 to Dok
next:
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I know! I know!
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 14, 2011, 08:51:44 PM
What is MPF GLUGHUALGHULUAHGHLGHUG SLURP GHUALHUGLUALGHURK?
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(residual alcohol from yesterday and tiredness is making my head work strange, I think)
but it's JerkCity!
FUCK!
I'M DRUNK AT WORK
THAT'S UNRELATED TO THE THREAD, I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 14, 2011, 09:10:33 PM
I know! I know!
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 14, 2011, 08:51:44 PM
What is MPF GLUGHUALGHULUAHGHLGHUG SLURP GHUALHUGLUALGHURK?
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(residual alcohol from yesterday and tiredness is making my head work strange, I think)
but it's JerkCity!
:spittake:
Pass. Trip wins.
LUNA KNOWS JERKCITY!!
SHE ALSO WINS!!
What is during an interview, "so should I get down on my knees, or do you just want to bend me over your desk?"
What is, pulling her labium out of a crease in a tight-fitting garment.
What is bump