Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2009, 02:22:38 AM

Title: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2009, 02:22:38 AM
put you in check.   :lulz:

SOMEBODY SHOOP ME AS A PIMP.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Idem on September 24, 2009, 02:31:34 AM
lumberjim is still around?  WHAT
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2009, 02:37:49 AM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tgrr1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2009, 02:46:53 AM
Quote from: Idem on September 24, 2009, 02:31:34 AM
lumberjim is still around?  WHAT

My fault.  I went back over to see what was up, and the predictable happened.

Plus, I am responsible for Nigel's behavior, but Jim is not in any way responsible for Classicman's assholery, because "he likes him".  In short, everyone except Cellar Dwellers are on one standard, and they're on another.

This is actually very disappointing, AND I have to now admit I was wrong about something, and everyone knows how much I like doing that.

NIGEL:  YOU WERE RIGHT, I WAS WRONG.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2009, 02:55:57 AM
hxxp://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=596600#post596600

HAW HAW!

Pretty sure that's rule #4, right there.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Telarus on September 24, 2009, 07:03:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2009, 02:22:38 AM
put you in check.   :lulz:

SOMEBODY SHOOP ME AS A PIMP.

Here you go, happy to WOMP it up.
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/telarus/TGGR_theMACK.png)



I also recommend using this one along with it:


(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/57/rogervampirehunter.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Cain on September 24, 2009, 03:09:04 PM
I see the Cellar hasn't changed at all since my last visit, back in....uh, whenever.

Lumberjim still acts like a screeching monkey and several others start flinging poop at the sight of a PDer.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Cain on September 24, 2009, 04:02:32 PM
http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=590793&postcount=213

Note the date.  Months after anything had happened, and well before Roger's return.

Classicman is a wee bit....obsessed.  :lol:
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Idem on September 24, 2009, 04:05:17 PM
Who's this "Henry Quirk" dude?  I was thinking he was a pder at first, but I have reason to believe otherwise.  He seems pretty awesome.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2009, 05:06:07 PM
Quote from: Idem on September 24, 2009, 04:05:17 PM
Who's this "Henry Quirk" dude?  I was thinking he was a pder at first, but I have reason to believe otherwise.  He seems pretty awesome.

He has an account here, somewhere:

hxxp://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=21066

And, apparently, we're not REAL Discordians.   :lulz: 
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2009, 05:09:06 PM
Also, what's really funny is their comments that when they saw I was back, they were hoping I'd let things slide and post normally...which is what I did.  The response, of course, was Undertoad refusing to believe it, and treating it as a troll, and Classicman being his usual insane, obsessed self.

So, if I'm gonna be called a troll while I'm being serious, then I may as well ACT like a troll, right?  I mean, it's not like I didn't try.

Edit to add:  Lumberjim's implied threat on that thread is the only thing keeping this interesting.  Wheeeee!  And I have to give a modicum of respect to Undertoad, who is the only person (including myself, obviously, this shit always gets my inner fuckhead going) who is acting like an adult.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2009, 05:22:47 PM
Oh, and I unbanned Jim, out of respect for Undertoad.  Also for the potential mayhem and lulz.

Please to put poomp helmets on.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: fomenter on September 24, 2009, 05:30:28 PM

they are being inflammatory.... its like they want trouble...  if they are that bored with there own circle jerk and want excitement they can have it...
i wont try to make peace this time..
Quotemired in dogma..

Talk about me like I'm one of your common Tiki whores?

goes back to the rock he crawled under ... commonly know as PD.

he can't be part of a board with real community

I don't think the board owner is any more human





Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2009, 05:37:02 PM
Quote from: fomenter on September 24, 2009, 05:30:28 PM

they are being inflammatory.... its like they want trouble...  if they are that bored with there own circle jerk and want excitement they can have it...
i wont try to make peace this time..
Quotemired in dogma..

Talk about me like I'm one of your common Tiki whores?

goes back to the rock he crawled under ... commonly know as PD.

he can't be part of a board with real community

I don't think the board owner is any more human

This should be funnier than the Mystic Wicks thing back in 2006, if we play our cards right.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: fomenter on September 24, 2009, 05:56:43 PM
they are spreading the idea that pd is trolling them faster than i have ever seen it spread on a board that was actually being trolled.
http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p=596823&postcount=12

and all that has really happened (so far) was you showed back up and posted and a couple people logged into their chat.. :lulz:
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Cain on September 24, 2009, 06:00:41 PM
Its like watching wingnuts gibber about terrorism.  For every real plot that is reported on, they imagine fifty more insidious and hidden ones (remember the Iranian tanker of doom?  Oh man that shit was hilarious).  PD should get a nuclear tanker of doom.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2009, 06:11:53 PM
Their chatroom is empty.  Everyone into the pool!
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2009, 06:45:25 PM
Jim's been by, and he wasn't very mayhem-y.  I am disappointed.

It's like the magic is gone.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: fomenter on September 24, 2009, 06:57:24 PM
they want the mayhem.... they circle around it like moths and flame.... give them time and one will fly in and ignite, and set fire to it all   :lulz:
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2009, 06:58:05 PM
Quote from: fomenter on September 24, 2009, 06:57:24 PM
they want the mayhem.... they circle around it like moths and flame.... give them time and one will fly in and ignite, and set fire to it all   :lulz:

People keep forgetting what the root word of "Discordianism" is. 
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: LMNO on September 24, 2009, 07:15:09 PM
To be fair, TGRR, your normal posts here could be considered trolls anywhere else...
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2009, 08:10:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 24, 2009, 07:15:09 PM
To be fair, TGRR, your normal posts here could be considered trolls anywhere else...

I am a Holy Man™.  I am not required to make sense to lesser mortals.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 24, 2009, 11:18:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2009, 02:46:53 AM
Quote from: Idem on September 24, 2009, 02:31:34 AM
lumberjim is still around?  WHAT

My fault.  I went back over to see what was up, and the predictable happened.

Plus, I am responsible for Nigel's behavior, but Jim is not in any way responsible for Classicman's assholery, because "he likes him".  In short, everyone except Cellar Dwellers are on one standard, and they're on another.

This is actually very disappointing, AND I have to now admit I was wrong about something, and everyone knows how much I like doing that.

NIGEL:  YOU WERE RIGHT, I WAS WRONG.

:lulz:

Why are they still talking about me? I left at least six months ago, and I wasn't that exciting when I was there.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 24, 2009, 11:30:31 PM
Quote from: fomenter on September 24, 2009, 05:56:43 PM
they are spreading the idea that pd is trolling them faster than i have ever seen it spread on a board that was actually being trolled.
http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p=596823&postcount=12

and all that has really happened (so far) was you showed back up and posted and a couple people logged into their chat.. :lulz:


I think you're right, and they actually want to be trolled. That board is pretty much boring as watching a stump rot, unless it's being trolled.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: fomenter on September 25, 2009, 12:08:43 AM
they loooove you,  the name tiki comes up way to often considering how long its been since you posted
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 25, 2009, 12:12:26 AM
Quote from: fomenter on September 25, 2009, 12:08:43 AM
they loooove you,  the name tiki comes up way to often considering how long its been since you posted

Dear lord, that's creepy. Ick ick ick ick ick!
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: henry quirk on October 14, 2009, 09:47:20 PM
"...apparently, we're not REAL Discordians."


Pffftt!

That's not what I said at all.

I said this...

'(I) find the place (PD) mired in dogma...interesting: since the apple eaters are all such 'free thinkers' and whatnot.'

...here, http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=21066&page=3, post 40.


So, yes: you folks are Discordians...just not very good ones.

HA!
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Darth Cupcake on October 14, 2009, 09:51:05 PM
What? Free thinkers? Where? :tinfoilhat:

Don't call me mean names like that! Ideas scare me! :cry:
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: henry quirk on October 14, 2009, 09:52:48 PM
HA!
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Corvidia on October 14, 2009, 10:03:57 PM
Why are you here?
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Darth Cupcake on October 14, 2009, 10:06:32 PM
Quote from: Corvidia on October 14, 2009, 10:03:57 PM
Why are you here?

Discordians give good hugs.

Seriously.

Once you gain EliteTM status, you get access to the special snuggling forum.

Also, on Thursdays, we have punch and pie.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Captain Utopia on October 14, 2009, 10:07:45 PM
Quote from: henry quirk on October 14, 2009, 09:47:20 PM
'(I) find the place (PD) mired in dogma...interesting: since the apple eaters are all such 'free thinkers' and whatnot.'

...here, http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=21066&page=3, post 40.
I'll have to take your word for it. One minute I'm shooting shit on the cellar chat, and the next I'm banned from everything cellar.org has to offer, that ban is still in effect.

Nothing helps sustain a dogma quite as much as stifling speech and banning users who have different ideologies, without reason or warning.


Quote from: henry quirk on October 14, 2009, 09:47:20 PM
So, yes: you folks are Discordians...just not very good ones.
I agree, but what's your point?
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2009, 11:08:02 PM
Quote from: henry quirk on October 14, 2009, 09:47:20 PM

'(I) find the place (PD) mired in dogma...interesting: since the apple eaters are all such 'free thinkers' and whatnot.'

HAHAHAHAHA!

Quote from: henry quirk on October 14, 2009, 09:47:20 PM
So, yes: you folks are Discordians...just not very good ones.

HA!

Then quit wasting your time.  I regret extending the invitation to you, seeing as you have such a low opinion of us.  Consider it retracted.

Go back to The Cellar.  They're more your type.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Kai on October 15, 2009, 04:51:48 AM
Quote from: Corvidia on October 14, 2009, 10:03:57 PM
Why are you here?

[roger prime] I just like to rage and kick shit around. Don't you? [/roger prime]
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 05:12:19 AM
Quote from: Kai on October 15, 2009, 04:51:48 AM
Quote from: Corvidia on October 14, 2009, 10:03:57 PM
Why are you here?

[roger prime] I just like to rage and kick shit around. Don't AND SO DO you! [/roger prime]

Fixed.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Corvidia on October 15, 2009, 05:13:06 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 03:33:03 PM
"Why are you here?"


Just to correct an error, that being that I indicated you folks aren't real Discordians.

Can't you read?

#

"One minute I'm shooting shit on the cellar chat, and the next I'm banned from everything cellar.org has to offer, that ban is still in effect."


Not my fault...not my problem. Even a casual perusal of the cellar shows I'm not held in high esteem there either. Mainly this is because I am unrepentant in my ugliness.

There's a lesson here: if you drop your pants and piss in the punch for your own reasons, you can still finagle a seat at the table...if you piss in the punch as part of a mercenary clown troupe, don't be surprised if you're shown the door...*shrug*...who says life is fair?

#

"Nothing helps sustain a dogma quite as much as stifling speech and banning users who have different ideologies, without reason or warning"


You're absolutely right! But it ain't my show...I didn't make the rules there...again: the only reasons I'm not booted out are (1) my shenanigans are entertaining to some (another lesson?), and, (2) I never entered the fray with ulterior motives...that is: I make some folks laugh (and perhaps, think), and, I don't lie about why I'm in the cellar.

Can you say the same?

#

"I regret extending the invitation to you, seeing as you have such a low opinion of us.  Consider it retracted."


I don't recall you or anyone extending any invitations to me. I found you folks on my own, subbed up on my own, am here now on my own. So: your retraction, while noted, is dismissed as irrelevant.

As for the low opinion: it's directed at the wannabe's and the thin-skinned. There are others here who, I'm sure, are up to 'my' standards, which, of course, are the only standards that matter.

#

"Go back to The Cellar.  They're more your type."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

#

"I just like to rage and kick shit around. Don't you?"


Yes indeed!

#

In the interest of full disclosure, I offer this private sent by TGGR, to me...

-

Go troll someone else.  We've been observing the truce since The Big Ban, and we'd appreciate it you'd do the same.  I sent an email to Jim & Toad explaining that if this continues, the truce is off.

I am sure they'll be thrilled with you, moreso if this gets out of hand.

Now, fuck off.

"HA!", as you say.

-

...HA!

As I'm not an agent of the cellar, do not represent them or it or whatever, in any fashion (I speak and act for 'me', and only 'me') any retaliation against the cellar-folk, because of me, would be done so in error. I have no more allegiance to 'them' than I do to 'you'.

But, please, over-react...act badly, for the wrong reasons...it's all shits and grins to me.

Sensibly: if I'm a troll (an interesting accusation coming from a member of a place peopled with folks who 'seem' to pride themselves on subterfuge) then the powers here could simply ban me from 'here'.

But: I guess it's more fun to flail about incoherently than to actually 'think'.

*shrug*

And, Roger: get bent...  ;)
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Pariah on October 15, 2009, 03:35:26 PM
Hey dipshit,
"Personal" Messages
Personal
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 03:38:53 PM
Hey jackass: if it pops up in my box I'll do with it what I like.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 03:39:37 PM
corrected: If you can't say it in public, then don't say it at all...

HA!
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: AFK on October 15, 2009, 03:50:46 PM
"in",  If you can't say it "in" public.  C'mon, use proper english before halfbaked goes off on you!!!
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Captain Utopia on October 15, 2009, 03:52:00 PM
Boring troll is boring. :| No craftmanship, no effort.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 03:53:48 PM
"Boring troll is boring.  No craftmanship, no effort."

Thanks for the review...  ;)
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 03:54:25 PM
NEXT!
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Cain on October 15, 2009, 03:55:34 PM
Help guys, I'm mired in Cartesian dualism, er, dogma!
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on October 15, 2009, 04:04:54 PM
Quote"Why are you here?"


Just to correct an error, that being that I indicated you folks aren't real Discordians.

Can't you read?

Quote from: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 03:53:48 PM
"Boring troll is boring.  No craftmanship, no effort."

Thanks for the review...  ;)

oh, you're one of those.

Protip:  "witty" comebacks do not equal winning arguments. 

Also "not good discordians", exactly what is a "good discordian"?  perhaps you could grace us with your wonderful and majestic insights.

:|
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2009, 04:09:34 PM
Quote from: henry quirk on October 14, 2009, 09:47:20 PM
"...apparently, we're not REAL Discordians."


Pffftt!

That's not what I said at all.

I said this...

'(I) find the place (PD) mired in dogma...interesting: since the apple eaters are all such 'free thinkers' and whatnot.'

...here, http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=21066&page=3, post 40.


So, yes: you folks are Discordians...just not very good ones.

HA!
http://discordia.wikia.com/wiki/Real_Discordians
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: LMNO on October 15, 2009, 04:17:53 PM
After consulting my pineal gland and communing with Eris via St Gulik, I have been commanded by She What Done It All to say, "Five Tons Of Flax!"

Fnord.


LMNO
-Charter member, Really Real Discordians for Realness (Really).
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 04:20:34 PM
Quote from: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 03:38:53 PM
Hey jackass: if it pops up in my box I'll do with it what I like.

Okay, guys, I think all the remaining rules of engagement are out the window.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2009, 04:20:52 PM
Hey Henry, where were you when I was trying to be a participating, straightforward member of the Cellar? Remember that? I got dogpiled and called names... vicious, misogynistic names... for being pro-science and pro-vaccine.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 04:22:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 04:20:52 PM
Hey Henry, where were you when I was trying to be a participating, straightforward member of the Cellar? Remember that? I got dogpiled and called names... vicious, misogynistic names... for being pro-science and pro-vaccine.

Henry's a New Iberian.  He has no principles.  Comes from being inbred.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 04:28:47 PM
Quote from: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 03:33:03 PM

I don't recall you or anyone extending any invitations to me. I found you folks on my own, subbed up on my own, am here now on my own. So: your retraction, while noted, is dismissed as irrelevant.

You're a liar, Henry.

Quote from: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 03:33:03 PM
As for the low opinion: it's directed at the wannabe's and the thin-skinned.

Who gives a fuck who it's directed at?


Quote from: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 03:33:03 PM
There are others here who, I'm sure, are up to 'my' standards, which, of course, are the only standards that matter.

Nobody gives a fuck about your standards.

Quote from: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 03:33:03 PM
As I'm not an agent of the cellar, do not represent them or it or whatever, in any fashion (I speak and act for 'me', and only 'me') any retaliation against the cellar-folk, because of me, would be done so in error. I have no more allegiance to 'them' than I do to 'you'.

You're lying again, Henry.

Okay, guys, we tried to play nice with The Cellar.  Doesn't seem to have worked.  Now, it would be very WRONG of anyone to, say, go over there and spam up their chatroom and their board, but I'm sure some of you sinning bastards will not listen to me just because I'm a goddamned pope.

I shall reply to Jim's email response, in which he claims to have no control over anyone at The Cellar, and explain that I sympathize, as I have no control over any of you.

Such a shame.  We were all doing so well.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: LMNO on October 15, 2009, 04:30:53 PM
WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END!?
   \
:cramstipated:
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 04:39:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 15, 2009, 04:30:53 PM
WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END!?
   \
:cramstipated:

Apparently, not until one board or the other - or both - is a smoking crater.

I've ensured that The Cellar types know who kicked up a fuss.  If they won't rein him in (or ban him), then this is their doing.  Since the email response I got was a "ha-ha we can't control him ho-ho" type message, I can only assume the Dwellers want to play again.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Messier Undertree on October 15, 2009, 04:40:52 PM
Have people been banned from the board itself? And is lumberjim a mod over there?

It would be convenient if that were the case. HIMEOBS can always do with more territory.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: LMNO on October 15, 2009, 04:41:34 PM
WE'RE ON IT!
  \
:chickenhawk::chickenhawk::chickenhawk::chickenhawk::chickenhawk:
:chickenhawk::chickenhawk::chickenhawk::chickenhawk:
:chickenhawk::chickenhawk::chickenhawk:
:chickenhawk::chickenhawk:
:chickenhawk:
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2009, 04:43:14 PM
For the most part, they are complete bottom-feeders. Aliantha, BigV and Razberi, and certainly a few others are exceptions, but most of them are basically morons who couldn't knock two stones together to make fire. Of course they think it's funny to mess with us... their forum is a void for stimulating conversation, and they lack common sense. The combination of bored and desperate is a recipe for disaster.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 04:48:01 PM
Quote from:   on October 15, 2009, 04:40:52 PM
Have people been banned from the board itself? And is lumberjim a mod over there?

It would be convenient if that were the case. HIMEOBS can always do with more territory.

He's a mod in their chatroom.  And most everyone has been banned at the cellar, in a manner which makes it look like the board can't be found or isn't there.

It is.

Oh, and HIMEOBS doesn't exist, and if it DID, it would be WRONG to send them here:

http://cellar.org/cellarchat/

and here:

http://cellar.org/

Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 04:49:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 04:43:14 PM
For the most part, they are complete bottom-feeders. Aliantha, BigV and Razberi, and certainly a few others are exceptions, but most of them are basically morons who couldn't knock two stones together to make fire. Of course they think it's funny to mess with us... their forum is a void for stimulating conversation, and they lack common sense. The combination of bored and desperate is a recipe for disaster.

Aliantha is good people.  The rest I either don't know or don't care for.  Classicman in particular.

Undertoad (the site owner) I used to think of as a fair-minded, principled individual.  He isn't.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 05:20:49 PM
Jim stopped claiming he knew nothing about this, and suggested that I lose his email address.

So I will.  I'll just drop it right here:  jim@jimhelm.net  and forget I ever had it.

There.  Now I'm going to wander off and see what I can fit in my ass.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 05:29:29 PM
Roger, you say I'm lying about never receiving an invitation to join PD.

Check my date of subscription here and there. If you made the offer, it wasn't to me. As I said: I found this place on my own, all in an attempt to bring Madphilosophers (now dead and buried) and you folks together.

Prove me wrong.

You say I'm lying about not being an agent of the cellar. Offer up a single post from anywhere to prove yourself.

Put up or shut up.


To everyone: if you're gonna war with the cellar it ought to be for the right reasons.

As of now; Roger's reasons are wrong and wrong-headed. For example, 'Since the email response I got was a "ha-ha we can't control him ho-ho" type message, I can only assume the Dwellers want to play again.'.

It's not possible they simply don't want to claim me?

But: war as you will...

#

"where were you when I was trying to be a participating, straightforward member of the Cellar?"

For one: I don't follow every conversation in the cellar...it's a big place and I don't have that much time to waste.  For another: read my postings, I don't defend anyone there...you're all big boys and girls...defend yourselves.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2009, 05:30:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 05:20:49 PM
Jim stopped claiming he knew nothing about this, and suggested that I lose his email address.

So I will.  I'll just drop it right here:  jim@jimhelm.net  and forget I ever had it.

There.  Now I'm going to wander off and see what I can fit in my ass.
:lulz: :lulz: Oh dear lord!
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 05:34:00 PM
Quote from: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 05:29:29 PM
Roger, you say I'm lying about never receiving an invitation to join PD.


That's precisely what I'm saying, because I PMed you one at the Cellar during the last round of nonsense.

The rest of your post went unread.  You are a fundamentally dishonest person, so nothing you say is of any interest.  You came here to start shit, period.  Whether or not The Cellar is involved is another matter - based on email convos with Jim, I know firmly believe they were - but doesn't really matter.  Let's assume they aren't involved:  You start shit between the two boards like this, obviously on purpose, and they DON'T like it, they ban you.  This makes me happy.  Or, if they DO like it, this turns into one of those board-burning travesties.  This also makes me happy.

It's win-win, asshole.  You came here looking for shit, and you found it.  Boo hoo hoo, shitneck.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 05:34:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 05:30:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 05:20:49 PM
Jim stopped claiming he knew nothing about this, and suggested that I lose his email address.

So I will.  I'll just drop it right here:  jim@jimhelm.net  and forget I ever had it.

There.  Now I'm going to wander off and see what I can fit in my ass.
:lulz: :lulz: Oh dear lord!

Now play nice.   :)

ETA:  Anyone can get it, it's on his forum.  You DO know he has his own forum, right?
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Messier Undertree on October 15, 2009, 05:35:16 PM
Quote from: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 05:29:29 PMTo everyone: if you're gonna war with the cellar it ought to be for the right reasons.

The only reason I need is boredom.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 05:37:56 PM
Quote from:   on October 15, 2009, 05:35:16 PM
Quote from: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 05:29:29 PMTo everyone: if you're gonna war with the cellar it ought to be for the right reasons.

The only reason I need is boredom.

See, that's what makes this all so funny.  We were well on our way to forgetting that place existed. 

I kinda hope I'm wrong, and that Henry really is doing this on his own.  It adds a level of irony that would make the approaching hilarity even funnier.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 05:41:12 PM
"I PMed you one at the Cellar during the last round of nonsense."

If you did: I never got it...honestly. There are at least two other Henrys there. Maybe one of them got the message. I didn't. How can I prove it? I can't. Can you prove you sent 'me' the message?

But: even if that is so, that you sent 'me' a message, I still found this place on my own and represent only 'me'.

#

"You came here looking for shit"

No. I came to correct an error. Nothing more or less.

And, again, Roger: get bent...
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Messier Undertree on October 15, 2009, 05:43:28 PM
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Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 05:44:26 PM
Quote from: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 05:41:12 PM
"I PMed you one at the Cellar during the last round of nonsense."

If you did: I never got it...honestly. There are at least two other Henrys there. Maybe one of them got the message. I didn't. How can I prove it? I can't. Can you prove you sent 'me' the message?

But: even if that is so, that you sent 'me' a message, I still found this place on my own and represent only 'me'.

#

"You came here looking for shit"

No. I came to correct an error. Nothing more or less.

And, again, Roger: get bent...



Bullshit.  

Besides, you're a piss-poor excuse for a Discordian, aren't you?  You're simply loud, rude, and kinda stupid, and you play it off as Discordianism.  Gives it a bad name, you know?  I've seen your posts at The Cellar.  You don't contribute anything there, either...you haven't got a creative bone in your body.  You're just a worthless asshole looking for an excuse.

So I have nothing TO prove, Henry.  You and I both know you're lying, and that's all the excuse that *I* need to be an asshole.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 05:51:40 PM
"Bullshit"

No proof, then.

#

"you're a piss-poor excuse for a Discordian, aren't you?"

HA! I'm not a Discordian, but I can judge 'you' by your own standards.

#

"You're simply loud, rude, and kinda stupid"

No doubt: doesn't make me wrong.

#

"You and I both know you're lying"

And I say you're the liar. Otherwise you'd offer up that private message you crowed about.

#

"that's all the excuse that *I* need to be an asshole."

In other words: that's your normal.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 06:04:58 PM
Quote from: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 05:51:40 PM
"Bullshit"

No proof, then.

#

"you're a piss-poor excuse for a Discordian, aren't you?"

HA! I'm not a Discordian, but I can judge 'you' by your own standards.

#

"You're simply loud, rude, and kinda stupid"

No doubt: doesn't make me wrong.

#

"You and I both know you're lying"

And I say you're the liar. Otherwise you'd offer up that private message you crowed about.

#

"that's all the excuse that *I* need to be an asshole."

In other words: that's your normal.

I already said I'm not interested in proof, Henry.  I'm just gonna do rotten shit.  Then I'm going to make sure that the recipients understand that I assume they were involved, and that the easiest way to prove otherwise is to ban you.

It probably won't work, but it turns out that I get to have fun either way.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 07:23:27 PM
"I already said I'm not interested in proof, Henry."


Not having any to offer, this is not surprising.

#

"I'm just gonna do rotten shit."


As you like, Roger. As I said up-thread, 'I guess it's more fun to flail about incoherently than to actually 'think'.'

#

"Then I'm going to make sure that the recipients understand that I assume they were involved, and that the easiest way to prove otherwise is to ban you."


Again: as you like.

#

"It probably won't work, but it turns out that I get to have fun either way."


The thinking man would simply have me banned 'here'. Quick, direct: an end to it. Better, I guess, to flail uselessly. More fun. Heaven forbid the facts of anything should get in the way.

Have at it, then. ;)
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 08:59:49 PM
Quote from: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 07:23:27 PM
The thinking man would simply have me banned 'here'.

Why?
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Fuquad on October 15, 2009, 09:14:41 PM
Quote from:   on October 15, 2009, 04:40:52 PM
Have people been banned from the board itself? And is lumberjim a mod over there?

It would be convenient if that were the case. HIMEOBS can always do with more territory.
I'm IP banned there and have never joined their forum.

I never set up an account, applied to set up an account, or even joked about setting up an account. 

They got my IP because I used their chatroom. And it was known I was from PD. Everytime Jim would get upset at TGRR he'd try to talk about it with me in chat even when I told him I wasn't interested in talking about it. He would get upset and look through my chat looking for ways to try to bring up his fight with roger. Several times I told him to stop being a dick.

My crime was being a known Discordian. That is all.

now this guy is over here and he's trying to claim he has no control over other people? I got banned because I wouldn't argue with him about other people. and this guy is arguing with people he wants people to argue with and he's not banned. No, Jim's ok with it which is why he will do nothing.

Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 09:18:56 PM
Quote from: A Pesky Nonvoting Screeching on October 15, 2009, 09:14:41 PM
Quote from:   on October 15, 2009, 04:40:52 PM
Have people been banned from the board itself? And is lumberjim a mod over there?

It would be convenient if that were the case. HIMEOBS can always do with more territory.
I'm IP banned there and have never joined their forum.

I never set up an account, applied to set up an account, or even joked about setting up an account. 

They got my IP because I used their chatroom. And it was known I was from PD. Everytime Jim would get upset at TGRR he'd try to talk about it with me in chat even when I told him I wasn't interested in talking about it. He would get upset and look through my chat looking for ways to try to bring up his fight with roger. Several times I told him to stop being a dick.

My crime was being a known Discordian. That is all.

now this guy is over here and he's trying to claim he has no control over other people? I got banned because I wouldn't argue with him about other people. and this guy is arguing with people he wants people to argue with and he's not banned. No, Jim's ok with it which is why he will do nothing.

What were you expecting?  Consistency?  Principles?  Come on, now.  This is The Cellar we're talking about.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: BabylonHoruv on October 15, 2009, 09:22:48 PM
I hate to say this, since PD deserves a higher caliber, but the Cellar appears to be theclosest thing we have to a nemesis.  I have not seen any board that PD has had hostilities with more than twice aside from the cellar, which seems to be a never ending conflict with occasional pauses.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 09:24:04 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 15, 2009, 09:22:48 PM
I hate to say this, since PD deserves a higher caliber, but the Cellar appears to be theclosest thing we have to a nemesis.  I have not seen any board that PD has had hostilities with more than twice aside from the cellar, which seems to be a never ending conflict with occasional pauses.

That's kinda sad.  It's like having a pack of meth heads as your favorite enemies.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 09:47:29 PM
"Why?"

To be rid of me.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Kai on October 15, 2009, 09:56:38 PM
I smell a ripe social experiment/mind rays/doing it wrong fart about to rip...
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 10:30:54 PM
Quote from: Kai on October 15, 2009, 09:56:38 PM
I smell a ripe social experiment/mind rays/doing it wrong fart about to rip...

Yep.  Seen it all before. 
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 10:31:28 PM
Quote from: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 09:47:29 PM
"Why?"

To be rid of me.

I'd rather fuck with you, and make trouble elsewhere on your dime.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 10:38:53 PM
"I'd rather fuck with you"

Okay. When do you start?

#

"and make trouble elsewhere on your dime."

Then quit jawin' and get to it. ;)
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Kai on October 15, 2009, 10:42:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 10:30:54 PM
Quote from: Kai on October 15, 2009, 09:56:38 PM
I smell a ripe social experiment/mind rays/doing it wrong fart about to rip...

Yep.  Seen it all before. 

It's so BORRRRRRRRRRRRRINGGGGGGGGGG.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 10:50:40 PM
Quote from: Kai on October 15, 2009, 10:42:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 10:30:54 PM
Quote from: Kai on October 15, 2009, 09:56:38 PM
I smell a ripe social experiment/mind rays/doing it wrong fart about to rip...

Yep.  Seen it all before. 

It's so BORRRRRRRRRRRRRINGGGGGGGGGG.

And they all think they're different, new, clever, whatever.  He's just another internet scumbag, out to prove how smart he is.

:lol:
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 10:51:22 PM
http://www.cellar.org/newthread.php?do=postthread&f=36
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 10:51:31 PM
Quote from: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 10:38:53 PM
"I'd rather fuck with you"

Okay. When do you start?

#

"and make trouble elsewhere on your dime."

Then quit jawin' and get to it. ;)

Fuck you, scumbag, I'll do this on my schedule, not yours.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 10:52:16 PM
Quote from: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 10:51:22 PM
http://www.cellar.org/newthread.php?do=postthread&f=36

Banned, and I'm not wasting a fresh IP on that, asshole.  Nice try.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2009, 10:55:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 09:24:04 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 15, 2009, 09:22:48 PM
I hate to say this, since PD deserves a higher caliber, but the Cellar appears to be theclosest thing we have to a nemesis.  I have not seen any board that PD has had hostilities with more than twice aside from the cellar, which seems to be a never ending conflict with occasional pauses.

That's kinda sad.  It's like having a pack of meth heads as your favorite enemies.

It's because we're everything they wish they could be, and they have a bad case of hero worship.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: henry quirk on October 15, 2009, 10:55:06 PM
oops: http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?p=601374#post601374
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 10:56:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 10:55:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 09:24:04 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 15, 2009, 09:22:48 PM
I hate to say this, since PD deserves a higher caliber, but the Cellar appears to be theclosest thing we have to a nemesis.  I have not seen any board that PD has had hostilities with more than twice aside from the cellar, which seems to be a never ending conflict with occasional pauses.

That's kinda sad.  It's like having a pack of meth heads as your favorite enemies.

It's because we're everything they wish they could be, and they have a bad case of hero worship.

And in Quirk's case, the dumbfuck hasn't figured out the "WE'RE ALL BANNED" part, or he's trying to get us to flush out any clean IPs we have.

Either way, he's a fucking moron.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:04:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 05:34:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 05:30:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 05:20:49 PM
Jim stopped claiming he knew nothing about this, and suggested that I lose his email address.

So I will.  I'll just drop it right here:  jim@jimhelm.net  and forget I ever had it.

There.  Now I'm going to wander off and see what I can fit in my ass.
:lulz: :lulz: Oh dear lord!

Now play nice.   :)

ETA:  Anyone can get it, it's on his forum.  You DO know he has his own forum, right?

Oh yes. In fact I know everything about him. I make it my business to know the details of guys who are being creepy toward me on the Internet. Just in case.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:07:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 10:56:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 10:55:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 09:24:04 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 15, 2009, 09:22:48 PM
I hate to say this, since PD deserves a higher caliber, but the Cellar appears to be theclosest thing we have to a nemesis.  I have not seen any board that PD has had hostilities with more than twice aside from the cellar, which seems to be a never ending conflict with occasional pauses.

That's kinda sad.  It's like having a pack of meth heads as your favorite enemies.

It's because we're everything they wish they could be, and they have a bad case of hero worship.

And in Quirk's case, the dumbfuck hasn't figured out the "WE'RE ALL BANNED" part, or he's trying to get us to flush out any clean IPs we have.

Either way, he's a fucking moron.

I don't know why he thinks anyone would waste the energy it takes to click on some vapid Cellar nonsense.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:08:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:07:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 10:56:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 10:55:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 09:24:04 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 15, 2009, 09:22:48 PM
I hate to say this, since PD deserves a higher caliber, but the Cellar appears to be theclosest thing we have to a nemesis.  I have not seen any board that PD has had hostilities with more than twice aside from the cellar, which seems to be a never ending conflict with occasional pauses.

That's kinda sad.  It's like having a pack of meth heads as your favorite enemies.

It's because we're everything they wish they could be, and they have a bad case of hero worship.

And in Quirk's case, the dumbfuck hasn't figured out the "WE'RE ALL BANNED" part, or he's trying to get us to flush out any clean IPs we have.

Either way, he's a fucking moron.

I don't know why he thinks anyone would waste the energy it takes to click on some vapid Cellar nonsense.

Because he's an asshole?
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:26:37 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/holy_garber/Cellar.jpg)

Nice try, shithead.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:28:53 PM
We're expected to believe that's proof that he's acting on his own.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Kai on October 15, 2009, 11:31:10 PM
How is it that a guy with only 200 posts is taken seriously enough and has enough experience to forward a troll on another forum?
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:32:10 PM
I have no doubts that he and Lumberjim cooked the idea up in chat.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:33:20 PM
Or maybe that cunt wife of LJs, who thinks it's my fault that he was stalking and saying offensive sexual things to me.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:33:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:32:10 PM
I have no doubts that he and Lumberjim cooked the idea up in chat.

Yeah.  You think Toad was involved?
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:34:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:33:20 PM
Or maybe that cunt wife of LJs, who thinks it's my fault that he was stalking and saying offensive sexual things to me.

Oh, Jinx? 

Probably.  Does she really blame you for his stalking?   :lulz:
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:34:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:33:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:32:10 PM
I have no doubts that he and Lumberjim cooked the idea up in chat.

Yeah.  You think Toad was involved?

I really don't know, that guy was kind of a nonperson to me.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:35:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:34:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:33:20 PM
Or maybe that cunt wife of LJs, who thinks it's my fault that he was stalking and saying offensive sexual things to me.

Oh, Jinx?  

Probably.  Does she really blame you for his stalking?   :lulz:

Yes, absolutely. She was one of the vocal name-callers. "Whore", I believe it was.

Because apparently it's just too hard to believe the WRITTEN EVIDENCE that her husband is a creep. Oh, and because I'm pro-science and pro-vaccination, which obviously makes me evil.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:36:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:35:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:34:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:33:20 PM
Or maybe that cunt wife of LJs, who thinks it's my fault that he was stalking and saying offensive sexual things to me.

Oh, Jinx? 

Probably.  Does she really blame you for his stalking?   :lulz:

Yes, absolutely. She was one of the vocal name-callers. "Whore", I believe it was.

Because apparently it's just too hard to believe the WRITTEN EVIDENCE that her husband is a creep.

Well, he's white, you know.  He cannot resist the wanton magic of teh Octaroon.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:43:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:36:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:35:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:34:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:33:20 PM
Or maybe that cunt wife of LJs, who thinks it's my fault that he was stalking and saying offensive sexual things to me.

Oh, Jinx? 

Probably.  Does she really blame you for his stalking?   :lulz:

Yes, absolutely. She was one of the vocal name-callers. "Whore", I believe it was.

Because apparently it's just too hard to believe the WRITTEN EVIDENCE that her husband is a creep.

Well, he's white, you know.  He cannot resist the wanton magic of teh Octaroon.   :lulz:

TRUTH. I got that high-yellow hoodoo.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:44:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:43:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:36:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:35:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:34:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:33:20 PM
Or maybe that cunt wife of LJs, who thinks it's my fault that he was stalking and saying offensive sexual things to me.

Oh, Jinx? 

Probably.  Does she really blame you for his stalking?   :lulz:

Yes, absolutely. She was one of the vocal name-callers. "Whore", I believe it was.

Because apparently it's just too hard to believe the WRITTEN EVIDENCE that her husband is a creep.

Well, he's white, you know.  He cannot resist the wanton magic of teh Octaroon.   :lulz:

TRUTH. I got that high-yellow hoodoo.  :lulz:

HOME WRECKER!  How DARE you lure him on like that?  He didn't WANT to do it, you MADE him do it!

:lulz:

I guess it's better than admitting she was dumb enough to marry his Taxi Driver ass.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:46:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:44:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:43:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:36:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:35:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:34:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:33:20 PM
Or maybe that cunt wife of LJs, who thinks it's my fault that he was stalking and saying offensive sexual things to me.

Oh, Jinx? 

Probably.  Does she really blame you for his stalking?   :lulz:

Yes, absolutely. She was one of the vocal name-callers. "Whore", I believe it was.

Because apparently it's just too hard to believe the WRITTEN EVIDENCE that her husband is a creep.

Well, he's white, you know.  He cannot resist the wanton magic of teh Octaroon.   :lulz:

TRUTH. I got that high-yellow hoodoo.  :lulz:

HOME WRECKER!  How DARE you lure him on like that?  He didn't WANT to do it, you MADE him do it!

:lulz:

I guess it's better than admitting she was dumb enough to marry his Taxi Driver ass.

...and have his kids. Poor thing is trapped with that pudgy, creeptastic, verbally abusive ass now, now. :lulz: I shouldn't laugh, but she kind of deserves it.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:46:35 PM
Also, I've seen her pic and I've spoken with her in chat.

Survey SAYS... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEzh10_xoqw
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:48:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:46:35 PM
Also, I've seen her pic and I've spoken with her in chat.

Survey SAYS... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEzh10_xoqw

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:49:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:48:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:46:35 PM
Also, I've seen her pic and I've spoken with her in chat.

Survey SAYS... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEzh10_xoqw

:horrormirth:

But accurate.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:51:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:49:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:48:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:46:35 PM
Also, I've seen her pic and I've spoken with her in chat.

Survey SAYS... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEzh10_xoqw

:horrormirth:

But accurate.

Sadly, yes.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Pariah on October 16, 2009, 03:26:02 PM
http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/cellar.org/

Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2009, 03:27:05 PM
Quote from: Agent Pariah on October 16, 2009, 03:26:02 PM
http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/cellar.org/



Everyone, add reviews now.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: henry quirk on October 16, 2009, 05:09:29 PM
"We're expected to believe that's proof that he's acting on his own."


No. Just making sure that when the war starts, everyone has open eyes, both here and there.

Now: I'm done...I've corrected the error I came to correct.

I leave this place as I found it: poor and wanting.

And, Roger: get bent...  ;)
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 16, 2009, 06:18:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2009, 03:27:05 PM
Quote from: Agent Pariah on October 16, 2009, 03:26:02 PM
http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/cellar.org/



Everyone, add reviews now.

Done.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Cain on October 16, 2009, 06:22:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 10:56:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 10:55:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 09:24:04 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 15, 2009, 09:22:48 PM
I hate to say this, since PD deserves a higher caliber, but the Cellar appears to be theclosest thing we have to a nemesis.  I have not seen any board that PD has had hostilities with more than twice aside from the cellar, which seems to be a never ending conflict with occasional pauses.

That's kinda sad.  It's like having a pack of meth heads as your favorite enemies.

It's because we're everything they wish they could be, and they have a bad case of hero worship.

And in Quirk's case, the dumbfuck hasn't figured out the "WE'RE ALL BANNED" part, or he's trying to get us to flush out any clean IPs we have.

Either way, he's a fucking moron.

I'm not banned.

Does anyone have any messages they want me to run over to the Cellar?
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Telarus on October 16, 2009, 11:58:38 PM
Quote from: henry quirk on October 16, 2009, 05:09:29 PM
"We're expected to believe that's proof that he's acting on his own."


No. Just making sure that when the war starts, everyone has open eyes, both here and there.

Now: I'm done...I've corrected the error I came to correct.

I leave this place as I found it: poor and wanting.

And, Roger: get bent...  ;)

When a monkey peers into this book, no sage peers pack.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 17, 2009, 12:01:04 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 16, 2009, 06:22:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 10:56:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 10:55:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 09:24:04 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 15, 2009, 09:22:48 PM
I hate to say this, since PD deserves a higher caliber, but the Cellar appears to be theclosest thing we have to a nemesis.  I have not seen any board that PD has had hostilities with more than twice aside from the cellar, which seems to be a never ending conflict with occasional pauses.

That's kinda sad.  It's like having a pack of meth heads as your favorite enemies.

It's because we're everything they wish they could be, and they have a bad case of hero worship.

And in Quirk's case, the dumbfuck hasn't figured out the "WE'RE ALL BANNED" part, or he's trying to get us to flush out any clean IPs we have.

Either way, he's a fucking moron.

I'm not banned.

Does anyone have any messages they want me to run over to the Cellar?

Naw.  Keep it close to your vest, or go berserk and post bug porn all over the place.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: 0 on October 17, 2009, 12:28:25 AM
Quote from: henry quirk on October 16, 2009, 05:09:29 PM
"We're expected to believe that's proof that he's acting on his own."


No. Just making sure that when the war starts, everyone has open eyes, both here and there.

Now: I'm done...I've corrected the error I came to correct.

I leave this place as I found it: poor and wanting.

And, Roger: get bent...  ;)


You know...

At the end of the day, who really gives a shit?

I do, in a way.
This morning I dropped a perfect half pounder right in the porcelain, CA-PLOOMP!
Awesome.
Tidy.
Perfect.

Then I came downstairs and read this nonsense.
Henry, at the end of the day, we are going to flush you, much like that well-earned turd; only this time it's not to be into the well-meaning contraption of Mr. Thomas Crapper. No sir. This time, it's going to be our collective consciousness.

DISCORDIANS!
HEED MY WORDS!
STRIKE THIS DOG FROM YOUR MEMORIES!
LET THE FLEAS FEAST UPON HIS MISBEGOTTEN CREEPERY AND POOR WRITING!

There is more gravy, than of grave, to that man.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 17, 2009, 12:31:11 AM
Once again, the Good General is correct, damn his eyes.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: 0 on October 17, 2009, 01:42:08 AM
AYE AYE SIR!

I DAMN THEM!
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Debbie2021 on October 23, 2009, 07:51:23 PM
SHHHHH!
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2009, 07:53:29 PM
Quote from: Debbie2021 on October 23, 2009, 07:51:23 PM
SHHHHH!

:kingmeh:
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 14, 2010, 05:23:29 PM
Henry Quirk is back.

I guess The Cellar wants to fight again.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: henry quirk on May 14, 2010, 06:01:03 PM
No: I'm just housecleaning my account.

I'd like to delete the account but can't find a link.

Maybe -- if you're inclined -- you could delete my account for me?
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 14, 2010, 06:09:30 PM
Quote from: henry quirk on May 14, 2010, 06:01:03 PM
No: I'm just housecleaning my account.

I'd like to delete the account but can't find a link.

Maybe -- if you're inclined -- you could delete my account for me?

We don't do that, here.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Telarus on May 14, 2010, 07:46:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 14, 2010, 06:09:30 PM
Quote from: henry quirk on May 14, 2010, 06:01:03 PM
No: I'm just housecleaning my account.

I'd like to delete the account but can't find a link.

Maybe -- if you're inclined -- you could delete my account for me?

We don't do that, here.

Yup, and we'll tell that to your bare facing hanging there, not try to screw you over like FaceBook is.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 05:23:08 PM
bumpity bump

Because nobody's posting, and I'm bored.

I'm off to a meeting.  I plan to do worse than this when I get back.
Title: Re: Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and
Post by: Freeky on October 25, 2011, 06:03:58 PM
I lol'd.  :lol: