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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: LMNO on September 24, 2009, 02:50:43 PM

Title: Gaddafi trolls the UN
Post by: LMNO on September 24, 2009, 02:50:43 PM
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Libyan-Leader-Colonel-Moammar-Gaddafi-Attacks-UN-Security-Council-Calling-It-Terror-Council/Article/200909415387853?lpos=World_News_First_Poilitics_Article_Teaser_Regi_3&lid=ARTICLE_15387853_Libyan_Leader_Colonel_Moammar_Gaddafi_Attacks_UN_Security_Council%2C_Calling_It_Terror_Council

I don't know if any of you watched his speech (it was over an hour long). 

He not only defends the Taliban and calls the Security Council the Terror Council, but he also demanded investigation of the Korean War.

Title: Re: Gaddafi trolls the UN
Post by: Cain on September 24, 2009, 02:53:11 PM
IIRC, he also said Obama was doing a great job and should be President for Life.

Is he still angling for the dissolution of Switzerland?
Title: Re: Gaddafi trolls the UN
Post by: LMNO on September 24, 2009, 02:55:11 PM
That was him?

Fucking awesome. 
Title: Re: Gaddafi trolls the UN
Post by: AFK on September 24, 2009, 02:56:13 PM
I saw bits of it on the news.  He also fed the Birther Trolls by referring to Obama as a Kenyan.  

He was also attempting to troll New York/New Jersey by setting up a tent for the overnights.  A lot of the victims of the Lockerbie bombing were from the area he was attempting to pitch a tent.  Donald Trump, who never saw a dollar bill he didn't like, even offered some estate he owned until the press got wind of it.  
Title: Re: Gaddafi trolls the UN
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2009, 03:24:32 PM
He was awesome in the 80s, and he's awesome now.

Title: Re: Gaddafi trolls the UN
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 24, 2009, 07:42:06 PM
I think USA, France and like 2 or 3 other countries walked out on him and he exhausted a translator. They had to replace him/her halfway through.

GOLD
Title: Re: Gaddafi trolls the UN
Post by: LMNO on September 24, 2009, 07:48:26 PM
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
Title: Re: Gaddafi trolls the UN
Post by: Cain on September 24, 2009, 09:37:08 PM
Highlights

- The UN Security Council is a "terror council."
- There have been too many wars since World War II, despite the existence of the UN. The UN should investigate all those wars, from the Korean War to the Iraq War.
- Addressing the heads of state gathered: "You are just like speakers on Hyde Park Corner [in London]. You make a speech and then disappear."
- Addressing the jet-lagged diplomats: "You should be asleep!"
- The UN should relocate its headquarters to Libya.
- Gadhafi ripped up a copy of the UN Charter during his speech.
- Gadhafi congratulated "Africa's son" Obama and said that he should remain president of the US "forever."
- Swine flu was invented in a laboratory by the capitalist companies who will manufacture and sell vaccinations for the virus.
- JFK was killed by the Israelis.
- The investigation into the assassination of the Martin Luther King Jr. should be reopened.
Title: Re: Gaddafi trolls the UN
Post by: Idem on September 24, 2009, 10:41:44 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 24, 2009, 09:37:08 PM
- Swine flu was invented in a laboratory by the capitalist companies who will manufacture and sell vaccinations for the virus.
heh heh
Title: Re: Gaddafi trolls the UN
Post by: Golden Applesauce on September 24, 2009, 11:34:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 24, 2009, 09:37:08 PM
- There have been too many wars since World War II, despite the existence of the UN. The UN should investigate all those wars, from the Korean War to the Iraq War.
- Addressing the heads of state gathered: "You are just like speakers on Hyde Park Corner [in London]. You make a speech and then disappear."
- Addressing the jet-lagged diplomats: "You should be asleep!"

Actually, I find myself agreeing with those three points.
Title: Re: Gaddafi trolls the UN
Post by: Kurt Christ on September 25, 2009, 12:58:34 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 24, 2009, 09:37:08 PM
- The UN Security Council is a “terror council.”!
- The UN should relocate its headquarters to Libya.
- Swine flu was invented in a laboratory by the capitalist companies who will manufacture and sell vaccinations for the virus.
- JFK was killed by the Israelis.
And I agree with these points.
Title: Re: Gaddafi trolls the UN
Post by: Faust on September 25, 2009, 02:01:08 AM
Gaddafi is my hero
Title: Re: Gaddafi trolls the UN
Post by: Cramulus on September 25, 2009, 03:41:25 AM
Enrico Salazar is my hero therefore Gaddafi places in the finals