Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 27, 2009, 01:07:42 AM

Title: Spider cloth! SQUEEEEEE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 27, 2009, 01:07:42 AM
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/09/spider-silk/
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Post by: The Johnny on September 27, 2009, 02:35:31 AM

ive heard about some experiment that involved mixing genetically a goat with a spider... which led to the goats boobs making silk.
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Post by: The Johnny on September 27, 2009, 04:11:43 AM

but they already have amazingly strong silk... just not thick...
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Post by: Kai on September 28, 2009, 04:11:43 AM
This is awesome.

This sort of shit is honestly more amazing to me than sending people into space.

I'd be working on caddisfly silk for filtration devices, except for the biggest difficulty in any silk investigation:

getting the organism to spin out a single long strand rather than many smaller pieces.

I guess I could make a spinner like theirs except for caddisflies, but the whole operation would have to be underwater, and they'd be unable to spin the same amount of silk.
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Post by: The Johnny on September 28, 2009, 04:17:18 AM

Sending people to space is completely retarded, its just a huge huge HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE waste of resources.... unless they figure out how to grow plants and make an atmosphere (which is not gonna happen anytime soon). And yea, fucking great that we know of gillion places we cant reach, just to do some "trascendental intellectual masturbation".

The bottom of the sea is so much more important and more strange than space, and possibly could be even more productive.
Title: Re: Spider cloth! SQUEEEEEE!
Post by: Kai on September 28, 2009, 04:30:41 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on September 28, 2009, 04:17:18 AM

Sending people to space is completely retarded, its just a huge huge HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE waste of resources.... unless they figure out how to grow plants and make an atmosphere (which is not gonna happen anytime soon). And yea, fucking great that we know of gillion places we cant reach, just to do some "trascendental intellectual masturbation".

The bottom of the sea is so much more important and more strange than space, and possibly could be even more productive.

I strongly support deep sea exploration. Also, spellunking. And of course, primary and bioinformatic taxonomy.
Title: Re: Spider cloth! SQUEEEEEE!
Post by: Kai on September 28, 2009, 12:47:54 PM
Quote from: Broken AI on September 28, 2009, 06:50:36 AM
JohNyx was right it was goat with silken milk http://scienceray.com/biology/zoology/hybrid-spider-goats/

also, space exploration is great. It's not retarded at all thank you.



I agree.

Sending people to the moon to play golf isn't my piece of the national debt pie though.
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Post by: Rumckle on September 28, 2009, 04:12:18 PM
It's just like sending people to America and Australia in the 15-1700s, actually now that I think about it that didn't work out that well at all in the long run.
Title: Re: Spider cloth! SQUEEEEEE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 29, 2009, 01:38:17 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on September 28, 2009, 04:12:18 PM
It's just like sending people to America and Australia in the 15-1700s, actually now that I think about it that didn't work out that well at all in the long run.

Tell me about it. :(
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Post by: Kai on September 29, 2009, 02:28:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 29, 2009, 01:38:17 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on September 28, 2009, 04:12:18 PM
It's just like sending people to America and Australia in the 15-1700s, actually now that I think about it that didn't work out that well at all in the long run.

Tell me about it. :(

Well, you see, there were millions of people in both places before the Europeans came, and most were murdered, enslaved, subjugated or exterminated via disease in a mass genocide. A pretty sad story.
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Post by: LMNO on September 29, 2009, 01:15:00 PM
 :roflcake:
Title: Re: Spider cloth! SQUEEEEEE!
Post by: Kai on September 29, 2009, 02:35:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 29, 2009, 01:15:00 PM
:roflcake:

I'm a bad literal pedantic monkey.
Title: Re: Spider cloth! SQUEEEEEE!
Post by: LMNO on September 29, 2009, 02:38:12 PM
We need a "The More You Know" smiley.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 29, 2009, 07:37:11 PM
Quote from: Kai on September 29, 2009, 02:28:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 29, 2009, 01:38:17 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on September 28, 2009, 04:12:18 PM
It's just like sending people to America and Australia in the 15-1700s, actually now that I think about it that didn't work out that well at all in the long run.

Tell me about it. :(

Well, you see, there were millions of people in both places before the Europeans came, and most were murdered, enslaved, subjugated or exterminated via disease in a mass genocide. A pretty sad story.

That's what I'm talkin' bout, Willis.
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Post by: GIGGLES on September 29, 2009, 10:43:41 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on September 28, 2009, 04:12:18 PM
It's just like sending people to America and Australia in the 15-1700s, actually now that I think about it that didn't work out that well at all in the long run.

FUCK YOURSELF SHITNECK! AMERICA IS AWESOME!
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Title: Re: Spider cloth! SQUEEEEEE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 29, 2009, 11:26:25 PM
Quote from: Kai on September 29, 2009, 02:28:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 29, 2009, 01:38:17 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on September 28, 2009, 04:12:18 PM
It's just like sending people to America and Australia in the 15-1700s, actually now that I think about it that didn't work out that well at all in the long run.

Tell me about it. :(

Well, you see, there were millions of people in both places before the Europeans came, and most were murdered, enslaved, subjugated or exterminated via disease in a mass genocide. A pretty sad story.

They had the wrong values, Kai.  We had no choice.
Title: Re: Spider cloth! SQUEEEEEE!
Post by: Kai on September 29, 2009, 11:59:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 29, 2009, 11:26:25 PM
Quote from: Kai on September 29, 2009, 02:28:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 29, 2009, 01:38:17 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on September 28, 2009, 04:12:18 PM
It's just like sending people to America and Australia in the 15-1700s, actually now that I think about it that didn't work out that well at all in the long run.

Tell me about it. :(

Well, you see, there were millions of people in both places before the Europeans came, and most were murdered, enslaved, subjugated or exterminated via disease in a mass genocide. A pretty sad story.

They had the wrong values, Kai.  We had no choice.

Bunch of anarcho-primitivists. Communists too.
Title: Re: Spider cloth! SQUEEEEEE!
Post by: Triple Zero on September 30, 2009, 02:35:19 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on September 28, 2009, 04:12:18 PM
It's just like sending people to America and Australia in the 15-1700s, actually now that I think about it that didn't work out that well at all in the long run.

so you say we should rather build rocketships than time-machines?
Title: Re: Spider cloth! SQUEEEEEE!
Post by: Rumckle on September 30, 2009, 04:56:16 PM
Well, both would be cool, like the TARDIS or something.