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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 29, 2009, 06:04:15 AM

Title: Had a little car trouble today.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 29, 2009, 06:04:15 AM
Well here's yer problem rite-cheer. You got kittens in yer draiv shaift.

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/carkitteh1.jpg)

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/carkitteh2.jpg)

Thank goodness I heard one of them clawing at the underside of my car when I went to leave for work today. That would have been messy and stinky and I would have cried and cried and screamed and cried.
I managed to chase them off. One ran into the yard, I thought the other followed but apparently when Mr Squid went to get the lawnmower out he was sitting on it. I trapped the poor thing in the garage.
So while I was at work He and little squid gathered up three kittens from the yard like easter eggs and now they're living in my garage.
Anyone want a free kitten?
Title: Re: Had a little car trouble today.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 29, 2009, 06:58:20 PM
Wait why is there tape around that pipe looking thing??

:argh!: FORD ENGINEERING?!
Title: Re: Had a little car trouble today.
Post by: AFK on September 29, 2009, 07:01:43 PM
Wow, I bet the engine on that thing purrs.   

nyuk-nyuk!

Oh, c'mon, you had to see THAT one coming. 
Title: Re: Had a little car trouble today.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 29, 2009, 07:03:18 PM
:spag:
Title: Re: Had a little car trouble today.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 29, 2009, 08:06:36 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 29, 2009, 06:04:15 AM
Well here's yer problem rite-cheer. You got kittens in yer draiv shaift.

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/carkitteh1.jpg)

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/carkitteh2.jpg)

Thank goodness I heard one of them clawing at the underside of my car when I went to leave for work today. That would have been messy and stinky and I would have cried and cried and screamed and cried.
I managed to chase them off. One ran into the yard, I thought the other followed but apparently when Mr Squid went to get the lawnmower out he was sitting on it. I trapped the poor thing in the garage.
So while I was at work He and little squid gathered up three kittens from the yard like easter eggs and now they're living in my garage.
Anyone want a free kitten?

I had that happen, only I didn't hear the cat.  This was back in Watertown, in 1989.

Bad day.
Title: Re: Had a little car trouble today.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 30, 2009, 05:27:58 AM
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA !!
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