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Title: There's a scarecrow outside my window, staring at me....
Post by: AFK on September 30, 2009, 02:19:25 PM

I think my wife is trolling me.

Title: Re: There's a scarecrow outside my window, staring at me....
Post by: Suu on September 30, 2009, 02:52:04 PM

Is this at home or the office?

Title: Re: There's a scarecrow outside my window, staring at me....
Post by: Cain on September 30, 2009, 02:52:29 PM

Maybe you're frightening it by staring at it.

Title: Re: There's a scarecrow outside my window, staring at me....
Post by: AFK on September 30, 2009, 02:57:46 PM

Quote from: Suu on September 30, 2009, 02:52:04 PM
Is this at home or the office?

Home. She stuck it in the flower bed that is right outside our home-office (soon to be nursery). Every time I peer out the window I see this head. But, I just have to remind myself it's just a strawman.

Title: Re: There's a scarecrow outside my window, staring at me....
Post by: AFK on September 30, 2009, 03:00:30 PM

And no, I didn't start this thread just so I could make that joke. Although, it is a bonus.

Title: Re: There's a scarecrow outside my window, staring at me....
Post by: Suu on September 30, 2009, 03:11:48 PM

Maybe it was LWHN?

Title: Re: There's a scarecrow outside my window, staring at me....
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 30, 2009, 04:48:17 PM

:postpics:

Title: Re: There's a scarecrow outside my window, staring at me....
Post by: AFK on September 30, 2009, 09:59:07 PM

Okay, I may have exaggerated a little bit. He's actually facing away, but, he's right there when I glance out the window....waiting.....he's gonna kill me in my sleeps.

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/100_3007.jpg)

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/100_3008.jpg)

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/100_3009.jpg)

Title: Re: There's a scarecrow outside my window, staring at me....
Post by: Dysnomia on September 30, 2009, 11:57:43 PM

:lulz:

He's going to steal your brain

Title: Re: There's a scarecrow outside my window, staring at me....
Post by: Zenpeanut on October 01, 2009, 12:55:41 AM

Honestly, based on those pictures, I think it's actually creepier when he's facing away from you.

I mean, who know's what kind of facial expression he's making where your eyes don't go?

Title: Re: There's a scarecrow outside my window, staring at me....
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 01, 2009, 02:12:30 AM

It's like he turns around to stare at you when you're not looking...

Title: Re: There's a scarecrow outside my window, staring at me....
Post by: Zenpeanut on October 01, 2009, 02:42:22 AM

Should you worry when the scarecrow face is in front of you
Or is it worse because it's always waiting where your eyes don't go?

Alright, I'll stop half-quoting TMBG.

Title: Re: There's a scarecrow outside my window, staring at me....
Post by: Dysnomia on October 01, 2009, 04:23:55 AM

here's an idea. Why don't you get another scarecrow for inside your house to look at first scarecrow through the window. They can have a staring contest.

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Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 01, 2009, 04:43:02 AM

his face looks like this

http://www.rubbergorilla.co.uk/gallery%20pics/LARGE%20PICS/scarecrow%20deluxe%20mask.jpg

you just can't see it cause he's facing the other way.

(linked cause the pic is kinda big)

Title: Re: There's a scarecrow outside my window, staring at me....
Post by: Lies on October 01, 2009, 04:49:57 AM

(http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n6/n30982.jpg)

Title: Re: There's a scarecrow outside my window, staring at me....
Post by: AFK on October 01, 2009, 11:13:49 AM

Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on October 01, 2009, 04:23:55 AM
here's an idea. Why don't you get another scarecrow for inside your house to look at first scarecrow through the window. They can have a staring contest.

Does a dumb cat count?

Title: Re: There's a scarecrow outside my window, staring at me....
Post by: MMIX on October 01, 2009, 11:22:50 AM

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 01, 2009, 11:13:49 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on October 01, 2009, 04:23:55 AM
here's an idea. Why don't you get another scarecrow for inside your house to look at first scarecrow through the window. They can have a staring contest.

Does a dumb cat count?

The dumb cat is silent on the topic but could possibly be numerate . . .

Title: Re: There's a scarecrow outside my window, staring at me....
Post by: Triple Zero on October 01, 2009, 11:52:18 AM

DON'T BLINK
BLINK, AND YOU'RE DEAD
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK
DON'T LOOK AWAY

AND DON'T

BLINK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwmJSfydILA&feature=related)

(one of the best ep of the new Dr Who series, IMO)

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