Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on October 03, 2009, 03:23:48 PM

Title: Its like fmylife, only more disheartening
Post by: Cain on October 03, 2009, 03:23:48 PM
http://overheardinstandrews.com/

Examples include

Quote"I got told trout are the sperm of sperm whales, is that true?"

QuoteGirl 1: I was sining it in Latin
Girl 2: What Latin? As in in another language?

Quote"Look, when I was younger, hand bells were cool"
"What are hand bells?"
"Well, bells... that you play with your hands..."

Quotea fourth year english student:

"What does poetic actually mean?"

Quote"So, were dinosaurs actually real?"
Later in the conversation:
"What about dragons?"

I'm sure it wasn't that stupid even a year ago.  I'm going to assume everyone quoted here is an English or Divinities student.
Title: Re: Its like fmylife, only more disheartening
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 03, 2009, 05:06:58 PM
...divinities?
Title: Re: Its like fmylife, only more disheartening
Post by: Cain on October 03, 2009, 08:55:16 PM
Theology.  Mediocre grades and a note from your vicar gets you in.
Title: Re: Its like fmylife, only more disheartening
Post by: Suu on October 04, 2009, 02:57:05 AM
Shit...you DID go to Hogwarts, didn't you?
Title: Re: Its like fmylife, only more disheartening
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 04, 2009, 10:45:06 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 04, 2009, 02:57:05 AM
Shit...you DID go to Hogwarts, didn't you?

:lulz:
Title: Re: Its like fmylife, only more disheartening
Post by: Cain on October 04, 2009, 02:56:09 PM
It looks like this:

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Education/Pix/pictures/2008/08/04/standrews1.jpg)

And we had to wear robes like this (at official functions):

(http://www.standrewsshuttle.com/images/Robes.jpg)

Incidentally, that girl on the left still has my black fleece jacket.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Its like fmylife, only more disheartening
Post by: Suu on October 04, 2009, 03:00:48 PM
I knew it! Those girls are too pretty to be muggles, albeit British ones.