Quotehttp://www.abc15.com/news/local/story/NASA-to-bomb-the-Moon-on-Friday-morning-watch/DW0EHCrJS0Kxbt3zxUV6OA.cspx
What are your opinions on this? Personally, I'm going to hope against hope that everything goes wrong. For me the Moon represents the Goddess, and the idea of crashing on it angers me greatly.
Let us assume that ignorance will rule the day and plans go forward. What can we as surrealists or lunatics or astrologers or naturalists or anarcho-primitivists or Greens or werewolves or pagans or psychics or UFO groupies or other concerned members of the general public do? We must soothe the Moon, we bandage her. We implore other celestial bodies and entities to aid her. We will not let her endure this crime or its grim aftermath alone.
We need to communicate to the Moon. Talk to her in our dreams, trances, or meditations, and prepare her for this shock and wound as best we can. Hold her, send out imaginative protection to her, and put our dream bodies out there in front of the bomb. Collectively, we can sabotage the bombing or by imagining all manner of things going wrong, or encouraging the Moon to increase her own magnetic shields. Sing to her. Give her back just a tiny portion of all that she has done for us. We are all created from Moon dust.
We pledge solidarity with the Moon and promise we will do everything that we can to help heal her and to prevent any further such stupid, short-sighted, self-serving, man-made acts of obscene violence against her.''
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song (http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song)
We should totally unite with these fine people to SAVE THE MOON! After all, we're moon dust. Besides, if TGRR puts his dream body in front of the missile and then takes a dream shit... surely it will block the missile from hitting the goddess... who apparently is no good at avoiding human attacks.
:crankey:
I can't decide which group I hate more regarding this, the New Age freaks or NASA.
LMNO kind of said what I was thinking. I'd be more prone to joining a cause if it wasn't a bunch of new age hippies who think they can talk to the moon. As far as NASA, now we know where all of the Cheney cronies ended up. Let's just blow everything up why don't we?
I think there may be some trolling potential here. Someone should pose as being in direct contact with the moon, generate long 'starseed transmission' style messages, and sloooowly turn up the trolling level. After three years, we will have neopagans claiming that the moon doesn't like kittens and demands we pay for the apollo project by wearing blue scarves.
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on October 07, 2009, 01:57:34 PM
Quotehttp://www.abc15.com/news/local/story/NASA-to-bomb-the-Moon-on-Friday-morning-watch/DW0EHCrJS0Kxbt3zxUV6OA.cspx
What are your opinions on this? Personally, I'm going to hope against hope that everything goes wrong. For me the Moon represents the Goddess, and the idea of crashing on it angers me greatly.
Let us assume that ignorance will rule the day and plans go forward. What can we as surrealists or lunatics or astrologers or naturalists or anarcho-primitivists or Greens or werewolves or pagans or psychics or UFO groupies or other concerned members of the general public do? We must soothe the Moon, we bandage her. We implore other celestial bodies and entities to aid her. We will not let her endure this crime or its grim aftermath alone.
We need to communicate to the Moon. Talk to her in our dreams, trances, or meditations, and prepare her for this shock and wound as best we can. Hold her, send out imaginative protection to her, and put our dream bodies out there in front of the bomb. Collectively, we can sabotage the bombing or by imagining all manner of things going wrong, or encouraging the Moon to increase her own magnetic shields. Sing to her. Give her back just a tiny portion of all that she has done for us. We are all created from Moon dust.
We pledge solidarity with the Moon and promise we will do everything that we can to help heal her and to prevent any further such stupid, short-sighted, self-serving, man-made acts of obscene violence against her.''
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song (http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song)
We should totally unite with these fine people to SAVE THE MOON! After all, we're moon dust. Besides, if TGRR puts his dream body in front of the missile and then takes a dream shit... surely it will block the missile from hitting the goddess... who apparently is no good at avoiding human attacks.
Dream penis. Full of dream semen, all diseased and toxic and full of parasites.
Who's "we", white man?
I think we should nuke the moon. WWDCD?
MOON KITTEN IS FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT!!!
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(http://www.celestialmonochord.org/log/images/kittenastronaut.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2009, 03:34:09 PM
Who's "we", white man?
I think we should nuke the moon. WWWDCD?
I think nuking the moon is PRECISELY what Washington DC would do.
Quote from: LMNO on October 07, 2009, 02:01:26 PM
:crankey:
I can't decide which group I hate more regarding this, the New Age freaks or NASA.
Easy: campaigning to "SAVE TEH MOON" is
way more fun than going all "stfu new age hippies this is for science".
SAVE THE MOOOOOOOOOOON!
Fuck the moon, hell, fuck everything else in the solar system, I see no reason why we should stop at our moon, lets nuke other planets moons as well.
the consequences of not nuking the moon would be terrible, we would be showing our weakness and lack of resolve to the rest of the solar system, we must nuke the moon today so we don't have to nuke mars tomorrow our children's futures are in our hands..
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on October 07, 2009, 03:52:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2009, 03:34:09 PM
Who's "we", white man?
I think we should nuke the moon. WWWDCD?
I think nuking the moon is PRECISELY what Washington DC would do.
Thanks for ruining the joke, Enki.
http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/21394.html was going to be the eventual punchline, once someone asked what DC stood for, but now, of course, no one will.
Why must you kill the funny?
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on October 07, 2009, 03:52:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2009, 03:34:09 PM
Who's "we", white man?
I think we should nuke the moon. WWWDCD?
I think nuking the moon is PRECISELY what Washington DC would do.
:facepalm:
This strikes me as a really bad idea.
Hitting the moon hard enough that plumes of moon shit go flying out into space? I dunno, maybe not, it's a dead ball of rock after all, but if it ends up changing the moon's orbit, or dropping moon shit in our atmosphere and fucking up the weather or something I wont be shocked.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 07, 2009, 06:12:43 PM
but if it ends up changing the moon's orbit,
Please tell me you weren't being serious.
TGRR,
Has seen
Space 1999, too.
Newton is dead. Long live Newton.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2009, 06:13:33 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 07, 2009, 06:12:43 PM
but if it ends up changing the moon's orbit,
Please tell me you weren't being serious.
TGRR,
Has seen Space 1999, too.
Not that serious. But at least it sounds better than "It'll offend the great mother moon goddess" There's always the "it's a huge fucking waste of money" arguement, but that one's kind of boring.
Quote from: LMNO on October 07, 2009, 06:17:36 PM
Newton is dead. Long live Newton.
I am going to use a pea shooter to knock our engineer's King Ranch pickup truck across the parking lot.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 07, 2009, 06:23:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2009, 06:13:33 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 07, 2009, 06:12:43 PM
but if it ends up changing the moon's orbit,
Please tell me you weren't being serious.
TGRR,
Has seen Space 1999, too.
Not that serious. But at least it sounds better than "It'll offend the great mother moon goddess" There's always the "it's a huge fucking waste of money" arguement, but that one's kind of boring.
Explain to me how firing a bigass rocket at the moon just to watch the impact is a "waste of money".
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2009, 05:46:23 PM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on October 07, 2009, 03:52:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2009, 03:34:09 PM
Who's "we", white man?
I think we should nuke the moon. WWWDCD?
I think nuking the moon is PRECISELY what Washington DC would do.
Thanks for ruining the joke, Enki.
http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/21394.html was going to be the eventual punchline, once someone asked what DC stood for, but now, of course, no one will.
Why must you kill the funny?
I assumed it stood for DCup, but then I got thinking about DCup and giant phallic objects and lost my train of thought.
Careful, that might lead to assault.
Quote from: LMNO on October 07, 2009, 06:31:57 PM
Careful, that might lead to assault.
Too late.
TGRR,
Needs to order a new desk.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 07, 2009, 06:23:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2009, 06:13:33 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 07, 2009, 06:12:43 PM
but if it ends up changing the moon's orbit,
Please tell me you weren't being serious.
TGRR,
Has seen Space 1999, too.
Not that serious. But at least it sounds better than "It'll offend the great mother moon goddess" There's always the "it's a huge fucking waste of money" arguement, but that one's kind of boring.
Well, the general idea was to watch the impact plume for signs of water... since the recent discovery that the moon has water on it. They're trying to figure out where it came from, and the bottom of deep craters might be the answer.
As for knocking the moon out of its orbit... the galaxy smashes far worse things than a rocket into the moon on a semi regular basis.... that's how the craters got there.
Mostly, however, we should SAVE THE MooooooooooooooN!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
BANG!
.......
:?
.................
uh oh......
(http://kelliegoins.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/moon.jpg)
Quote from: General Stuart on October 07, 2009, 07:49:27 PM
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
BANG!
I can't see your pic at work, but the above statement justifies the cost.
Clearly those who think our blowing up parts of the Moon is a bad idea have forgotten that those Moon bastards brought this upon themselves (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Boston_bomb_scare).
SONS OF BITCHES!
(http://www.spiralpocus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/darkside.jpg)
Quote from: PopeTom on October 07, 2009, 08:51:12 PM
Clearly those who think our blowing up parts of the Moon is a bad idea have forgotten that those Moon bastards brought this upon themselves (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Boston_bomb_scare).
I'm thinking regime change, Tom.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2009, 09:52:38 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on October 07, 2009, 08:51:12 PM
Clearly those who think our blowing up parts of the Moon is a bad idea have forgotten that those Moon bastards brought this upon themselves (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Boston_bomb_scare).
I'm thinking regime change, Tom.
Which is the usually approach to modern warfare.
You still need to bomb them into submission first.
Have you picked a puppet leader to win the moon's first ever 'democratically' held elections?
Quote from: PopeTom on October 07, 2009, 09:59:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2009, 09:52:38 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on October 07, 2009, 08:51:12 PM
Clearly those who think our blowing up parts of the Moon is a bad idea have forgotten that those Moon bastards brought this upon themselves (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Boston_bomb_scare).
I'm thinking regime change, Tom.
Which is the usually approach to modern warfare.
You still need to bomb them into submission first.
Have you picked a puppet leader to win the moon's first ever 'democratically' held elections?
Not yet, we have to do the important stuff first. Like order purple paint and lots of film.
Quote from: PopeTom on October 07, 2009, 08:51:12 PM
Clearly those who think our blowing up parts of the Moon is a bad idea have forgotten that those Moon bastards brought this upon themselves (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Boston_bomb_scare).
I will never forgive them for locking me down at work with no chance of running across the street to the commuter rail. :argh!:
So we are finally gonna nuke the moon?
Better disconnect from the moon goddess beforehand so we don't get hurt by spiritual backlash. Someone should warn the hippies too!
They're just pissed because it mooned them and now they want to change the tides.
But I think it's just a phase.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csj7vMKy4EI (repost)
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 08, 2009, 12:10:58 AM
They're just pissed because it mooned them and now they want to change the tides.
But I think it's just a phase.
:lulz:
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 08, 2009, 12:10:58 AM
They're just pissed because it mooned them and now they want to change the tides.
But I think it's just a phase.
And here I thought that this thread was waning.
WOW this is awesome, ill take it as my personal 23rd birthday gift from NASA.