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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: AFK on October 09, 2009, 01:54:24 PM

Title: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: AFK on October 09, 2009, 01:54:24 PM
Because that's what they're telling us in Maine.  If we don't overturn the same-sex-marriage equality law, the schools are going to be forced to teach gay marriage in school. 

:omg:

Also, I thought this was funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY7BTtw5kqE
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: LMNO on October 09, 2009, 02:04:40 PM
Yes.  The school bus stops now resemble a NYC bath house in 1973.
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: AFK on October 09, 2009, 02:06:04 PM
Whoops, I meant to add this video at the beginning of my post:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U7bs5yHJv4

Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: Suu on October 09, 2009, 03:09:17 PM
This is what the governor of RI is telling us too. Only we're not stupid enough to believe it.
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: AFK on October 09, 2009, 03:11:46 PM
I honestly don't know how this is going to go.  The good news is that there seems to be a good balance between the Yes on One and No on One  advertisements.  I think the Yes on One folks outraised the No side handily.  Maybe they're saving the big push at the end.  I think it is going to be close, I just hope No eeks it out.  It's time again for Maine to be ahead of the curve, and not behind it. 
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on October 09, 2009, 03:49:21 PM
Something I think is funny is that people here in NC refer to Massachusetts as "Taxachusetts" even though we have higher tax rates than they do.
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: LMNO on October 09, 2009, 03:51:52 PM
A bad pun is hard to break.
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 09, 2009, 04:27:51 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 09, 2009, 03:11:46 PM
I honestly don't know how this is going to go.  The good news is that there seems to be a good balance between the Yes on One and No on One  advertisements.  I think the Yes on One folks outraised the No side handily.  Maybe they're saving the big push at the end.  I think it is going to be close, I just hope No eeks it out.  It's time again for Maine to be ahead of the curve, and not behind it. 
All of the money on the Yes side is coming from outside the state (http://www.sunjournal.com/node/35940/). It's coming from the Catholics, Mormons, and Focus on the Family just like it was in California.
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: AFK on October 09, 2009, 04:35:29 PM
Yep.  Also, the Yes on One campaign are being very secretive about where there headquarters are located, and I'm assuming they have a few in the state.  It's a big state with towns very spread apart. 
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: Jenne on October 10, 2009, 05:33:47 AM
Quote from: LMNO on October 09, 2009, 02:04:40 PM
Yes.  The school bus stops now resemble a NYC bath house in 1973.

That's a great year.
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on October 10, 2009, 07:00:43 PM
These conservatives have been telling us for years that allowing gays to marry would destroy the institution of marriage. Well, now a few states have allowed gay marriage and the conservatives have yet to make good on their promise! The institution of marriage is still just as strong as ever :argh!:! I demand justice!
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on October 10, 2009, 07:03:00 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 09, 2009, 04:27:51 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 09, 2009, 03:11:46 PM
I honestly don't know how this is going to go.  The good news is that there seems to be a good balance between the Yes on One and No on One  advertisements.  I think the Yes on One folks outraised the No side handily.  Maybe they're saving the big push at the end.  I think it is going to be close, I just hope No eeks it out.  It's time again for Maine to be ahead of the curve, and not behind it. 
All of the money on the Yes side is coming from outside the state (http://www.sunjournal.com/node/35940/). It's coming from the Catholics, Mormons, and Focus on the Family just like it was in California.

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 09, 2009, 04:35:29 PM
Yep.  Also, the Yes on One campaign are being very secretive about where there headquarters are located, and I'm assuming they have a few in the state.  It's a big state with towns very spread apart. 

All very typical behavior for an evil cult...
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: Suu on October 11, 2009, 03:33:33 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on October 09, 2009, 03:49:21 PM
Something I think is funny is that people here in NC refer to Massachusetts as "Taxachusetts" even though we have higher tax rates than they do.

That's because "Taxachusetts" sounds better than "Taxode Island".

-Suu
Still 2nd highest in the country!
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: BabylonHoruv on October 11, 2009, 09:34:20 PM
Taxode island sounds like a computer part.

Could this be spun as a population control conspiracy possibly?  I know L Ron Hubbard had some interesting stuff about encouraging homosexuality as a method of keeping the population within manageable limits. 

Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: Kai on October 11, 2009, 11:09:13 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 11, 2009, 09:34:20 PM
Taxode island sounds like a computer part.

Could this be spun as a population control conspiracy possibly?  I know L Ron Hubbard had some interesting stuff about encouraging homosexuality as a method of keeping the population within manageable limits. 



SOMEONE should spin it as that.

*is reminded of Cram's diabetes youtube vid*
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: Corvidia on October 11, 2009, 11:30:49 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 09, 2009, 01:54:24 PM
Because that's what they're telling us in Maine.  If we don't overturn the same-sex-marriage equality law, the schools are going to be forced to teach gay marriage in school. 

:omg:
They were saying the same thing here--a deliberate lie. The code they referenced could only read it like that if you read it upside down and cross eyed.

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 09, 2009, 04:27:51 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 09, 2009, 03:11:46 PM
I honestly don't know how this is going to go.  The good news is that there seems to be a good balance between the Yes on One and No on One  advertisements.  I think the Yes on One folks outraised the No side handily.  Maybe they're saving the big push at the end.  I think it is going to be close, I just hope No eeks it out.  It's time again for Maine to be ahead of the curve, and not behind it. 
All of the money on the Yes side is coming from outside the state (http://www.sunjournal.com/node/35940/). It's coming from the Catholics, Mormons, and Focus on the Family just like it was in California.
That made me SO mad! People outside my state need to keep their nose out of my politics and the same goes for anyone interfering with Maine's politics.


I need to find out the deadline for propositions here for 2010.
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: glorfon on October 12, 2009, 03:13:33 AM
Ever since moving to Iowa my girlfriend has lost all interest in male genitalia.  However It doesn't bother me.  When I go up to visit her, I suddenly become gay.
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: Kai on October 12, 2009, 04:11:07 AM
Quote from: glorfon on October 12, 2009, 03:13:33 AM
Ever since moving to Iowa my girlfriend has lost all interest in male genitalia.  However It doesn't bother me.  When I go up to visit her, I suddenly become gay.

  :kingmeh:
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: Golden Applesauce on October 12, 2009, 05:11:44 AM
Quote from: Kai on October 12, 2009, 04:11:07 AM
Quote from: glorfon on October 12, 2009, 03:13:33 AM
Ever since moving to Iowa my girlfriend has lost all interest in male genitalia.  However It doesn't bother me.  When I go up to visit her, I suddenly become gay.

  :kingmeh:

Sarcasm, Kai.
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 12, 2009, 05:02:41 PM
You know what?  Americans don't deserve liberty.  Fuck 'em.
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: Kai on October 13, 2009, 05:14:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 12, 2009, 05:02:41 PM
You know what?  Americans don't deserve liberty.  Fuck 'em.

Its true.   :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: AFK on October 13, 2009, 05:24:48 PM
I'm going to be very fucking disappointed in my state if we cave in to the imported loony-tunes and repeal the law.  And I also feel very, very sad for any child who has parents who are so fucked up that they think a law, legalizing gay marriage, is somehow going to lead to teachers rolling out intrusive and overt homosexual-indoctrinating lesson plans.  That all of a sudden schools are going to, with intent, try to turn kids gay.  I mean, what kind of fucked up logic is that?  Stupid people. 
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 13, 2009, 05:37:24 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 13, 2009, 05:24:48 PM
I'm going to be very fucking disappointed in my state if we cave in to the imported loony-tunes and repeal the law.  And I also feel very, very sad for any child who has parents who are so fucked up that they think a law, legalizing gay marriage, is somehow going to lead to teachers rolling out intrusive and overt homosexual-indoctrinating lesson plans.  That all of a sudden schools are going to, with intent, try to turn kids gay.  I mean, what kind of fucked up logic is that?  Stupid people. 

This is what happens when you tolerate carpetbaggers.
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: AFK on October 13, 2009, 05:44:34 PM
Fuck, if it works, that's how I'll go out and protest any new law.

What?  You want to legalize Casinos?  No fucking way man, they'll teach my kid how to play poker.
What's that?  You want to legalize billboards?  No way, they'll teach my kid how to make huge, ugly signs.
You want to legalize weed?  No way man, they'll teach my daughter how to roll her own. 
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: Kai on October 13, 2009, 06:07:15 PM
Felt kinda smug there a few minutes ago. The number one news story via newsmap is "Obama Declares War on Marriage". Even if he is a snake, that he pisses the fundies off makes me giggle. :)
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: LMNO on October 13, 2009, 06:12:56 PM
Holy shit, you ain't kidding.  That is an odd thing to see.
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 13, 2009, 06:14:51 PM
I still think we should monkeystomp the LDS online, just for CA.  Not even counting this new shit.
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: LMNO on October 13, 2009, 06:31:24 PM
Just because it looks so odd...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/c85f8d7b.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 13, 2009, 08:08:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 13, 2009, 05:24:48 PM
I'm going to be very fucking disappointed in my state if we cave in to the imported loony-tunes and repeal the law.  And I also feel very, very sad for any child who has parents who are so fucked up that they think a law, legalizing gay marriage, is somehow going to lead to teachers rolling out intrusive and overt homosexual-indoctrinating lesson plans.  That all of a sudden schools are going to, with intent, try to turn kids gay.  I mean, what kind of fucked up logic is that?  Stupid people. 
Obviously the fundies don't want schools to even acknowledge that homosexuals exist. I mean, if you start telling the kids that gay people exist next think you know they will expect them to treat gay people like human beings.
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: LMNO on October 13, 2009, 08:13:07 PM
Harvey Milk was right -- the more gay people you know, the less likely you are to treat them like Auslander.

If gays started getting married, we'd have to realize that they are all around us
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: Bruno on October 13, 2009, 08:31:21 PM
Quote from: Kai on October 13, 2009, 06:07:15 PM
Felt kinda smug there a few minutes ago. The number one news story via newsmap is "Obama Declares War on Marriage". Even if he is a snake, that he pisses the fundies off makes me giggle. :)

Fuck yes. Can we make Rip Taylor our next president?


plz? plz? plz? plz? plz?
Title: Re: Hey Mass spags? Are Massachussetts kids turning gay in droves?
Post by: RawCredente on October 15, 2009, 10:40:48 PM
Funny how the zealots are always trying to "protect" schools when out of power, then deconstruct them as much as possible when in power.