Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on October 09, 2009, 07:56:02 PM

Title: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Cain on October 09, 2009, 07:56:02 PM
http://www.websiteoutlook.com/www.principiadiscordia.com
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 12, 2009, 12:56:17 AM
well well
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Faust on October 12, 2009, 01:03:40 AM
Its true we were getting about 12$ a day from the google ads, I never got a penny of it because they canceled my account with them because of our "questionable content".

Also i will sell this site to whoever wants for seven grand....

Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 12, 2009, 01:04:43 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on October 12, 2009, 01:03:40 AM
Its true we were getting about 12$ a day from the google ads, I never got a penny of it because they canceled my account with them because of our "questionable content".


What?  LOL.

Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on October 12, 2009, 01:03:40 AM
Also i will sell this site to whoever wants for seven grand....





Good luck with that.  Maybe the Scientologists will buy it.
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Faust on October 12, 2009, 01:14:49 AM
Yeah remember the two weeks we had a google advert at the bottom of the page, It was at 50$ when the googleads account got suspended.
I could go to another web advertiser but I'm really picky about it because I don't want them putting anything dodgy onto the site, google I trusted a bit.

How about we sell Principiadiscordia.com to the scientologists for a huge amount of money and then just move to .org (I'm sitting on that one too).
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Requia ☣ on October 12, 2009, 01:20:53 AM
I don't know how well it would work for a site like this, but Project Wonderful lets you control what ads get put on the site, and pulls in a decent bit of money on some other sites i visit.  (Its a bidding system, if you don't like the winning bid you can take a pay hit and use the other bid instead).
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Faust on October 12, 2009, 01:27:21 AM
I'll have a look at it, Controlling the adverts sounds like an ok system to me. I was afraid of randomly having sexycams.ru or some other NWS shit showing up when I'm not looking, or worse, if they were flash or java ads some kind of virus or sound effects.
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 12, 2009, 01:37:19 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on October 12, 2009, 01:14:49 AM
Yeah remember the two weeks we had a google advert at the bottom of the page, It was at 50$ when the googleads account got suspended.
I could go to another web advertiser but I'm really picky about it because I don't want them putting anything dodgy onto the site, google I trusted a bit.

How about we sell Principiadiscordia.com to the scientologists for a huge amount of money and then just move to .org (I'm sitting on that one too).

:mittens:
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Mangrove on October 12, 2009, 02:01:40 AM
Make money from PD.com!!

Donate to Suu so she can get divorced!
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Kurt Christ on October 12, 2009, 02:55:04 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on October 12, 2009, 01:27:21 AM
I'll have a look at it, Controlling the adverts sounds like an ok system to me. I was afraid of randomly having sexycams.ru or some other NWS shit showing up when I'm not looking, or worse, if they were flash or java ads some kind of virus or sound effects.

I DESPISE banner ads with sounds. It is one of my biggest pet peeves while browsing the Internet, and I usually refresh then page until a different add appears if I want to read it that badly (or turn the speakers off if I'm not using them for anything at the time).
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Golden Applesauce on October 12, 2009, 04:57:37 AM
Quote from: Father Kurt Christ on October 12, 2009, 02:55:04 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on October 12, 2009, 01:27:21 AM
I'll have a look at it, Controlling the adverts sounds like an ok system to me. I was afraid of randomly having sexycams.ru or some other NWS shit showing up when I'm not looking, or worse, if they were flash or java ads some kind of virus or sound effects.

I DESPISE banner ads with sounds. It is one of my biggest pet peeves while browsing the Internet, and I usually refresh then page until a different add appears if I want to read it that badly (or turn the speakers off if I'm not using them for anything at the time).

Get Adblock (for Firefox) or a browser with similar functionality built-in.
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Nast on October 12, 2009, 06:50:43 AM
Quote from: Father Kurt Christ on October 12, 2009, 02:55:04 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on October 12, 2009, 01:27:21 AM
I'll have a look at it, Controlling the adverts sounds like an ok system to me. I was afraid of randomly having sexycams.ru or some other NWS shit showing up when I'm not looking, or worse, if they were flash or java ads some kind of virus or sound effects.

I DESPISE banner ads with sounds. It is one of my biggest pet peeves while browsing the Internet, and I usually refresh then page until a different add appears if I want to read it that badly (or turn the speakers off if I'm not using them for anything at the time).

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Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Triple Zero on October 12, 2009, 07:43:22 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on October 12, 2009, 01:14:49 AMYeah remember the two weeks we had a google advert at the bottom of the page, It was at 50$ when the googleads account got suspended.
I could go to another web advertiser but I'm really picky about it because I don't want them putting anything dodgy onto the site, google I trusted a bit.

Shows you how smart that was.

Fuck them, you abided by the rules and they screwed you out of $50?? Questionable content, fuck that. We even make sure we're SFW. Fucking google bitches.

Anyone still want a wave invite?
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Requia ☣ on October 12, 2009, 08:57:30 AM
I'll take one, just cause I want to see it.
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Faust on October 12, 2009, 12:35:54 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 12, 2009, 07:43:22 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on October 12, 2009, 01:14:49 AMYeah remember the two weeks we had a google advert at the bottom of the page, It was at 50$ when the googleads account got suspended.
I could go to another web advertiser but I'm really picky about it because I don't want them putting anything dodgy onto the site, google I trusted a bit.

Shows you how smart that was.

Fuck them, you abided by the rules and they screwed you out of $50?? Questionable content, fuck that. We even make sure we're SFW. Fucking google bitches.

Anyone still want a wave invite?
I'll take one
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Triple Zero on October 12, 2009, 01:25:41 PM
http://bit.ly/waaaaaave
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Faust on October 12, 2009, 02:10:18 PM
Damn...
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Faust on October 13, 2009, 03:17:54 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 12, 2009, 01:20:53 AM
I don't know how well it would work for a site like this, but Project Wonderful lets you control what ads get put on the site, and pulls in a decent bit of money on some other sites i visit.  (Its a bidding system, if you don't like the winning bid you can take a pay hit and use the other bid instead).
I've just registered to project wonderful, lets see how this works out...
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Faust on October 18, 2009, 01:31:43 AM
A rejection email. Isn't that nice.

Sensitive content my ass.
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Suu on October 18, 2009, 01:36:41 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Requia ☣ on October 18, 2009, 02:57:11 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on October 18, 2009, 01:31:43 AM
A rejection email. Isn't that nice.

Sensitive content my ass.

Seriously?  There's way worse stuff on PW than us.
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 18, 2009, 04:07:20 AM
:tinfoilhat::hi5::lulz:
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: BabylonHoruv on October 18, 2009, 04:20:47 AM
heh, PW advertizes on secret society wars, a game i play, and that has more questionable stuff than PD.com.  they also advertize for a site which is designed for people who want to cheat on their spouses and features bare boobies
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 18, 2009, 04:45:15 AM
They are discriminating against Discordians

an oppressed religious minority

letter-writing opportunity here, guys.
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Requia ☣ on October 18, 2009, 07:00:52 AM
They also gave an account to a webcomicer who supports torture in his comics.

The advertisers won't give him money, but he still has the 'your ad here' bit.
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Requia ☣ on October 18, 2009, 07:02:30 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 18, 2009, 04:45:15 AM
They are discriminating against Discordians

an oppressed religious minority

letter-writing opportunity here, guys.

Also this.
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Messier Undertree on October 18, 2009, 11:22:35 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on October 18, 2009, 01:31:43 AM
A rejection email. Isn't that nice.

Sensitive content my ass.

Seriously? They even accepted iichan up until a few months ago. What's so sensitive about this site's content?
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Faust on October 18, 2009, 11:41:36 AM
Quote from:   on October 18, 2009, 11:22:35 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on October 18, 2009, 01:31:43 AM
A rejection email. Isn't that nice.

Sensitive content my ass.

Seriously? They even accepted iichan up until a few months ago. What's so sensitive about this site's content?
I don't know :(
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Lies on October 19, 2009, 11:15:04 AM
I blame Iason
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: The Johnny on October 19, 2009, 11:19:34 AM

HEY ALL YOU U.SA. SPAGS

IF SCIENTOLOGY IS A TAX-EXEMPT RELIGION

WHY NOT DISCORDIA

TAKE IT TO THE SENATE/CONGRESS/HOUSE OF OVERLORDS
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: The Johnny on October 19, 2009, 11:20:16 AM

AND THEN WE COULD FINALLY GET ADS HERE AND SOME REVENUE
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Faust on October 19, 2009, 12:37:13 PM
I'm thinking of approaching the viagra companies next.
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: LMNO on October 19, 2009, 01:15:40 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on October 19, 2009, 11:19:34 AM

HEY ALL YOU U.SA. SPAGS

IF SCIENTOLOGY IS A TAX-EXEMPT RELIGION

WHY NOT DISCORDIA

TAKE IT TO THE SENATE/CONGRESS/HOUSE OF OVERLORDS

Quote from: Principia DiscordiaThe state does not recognize us, but that's ok because we don't recognize the state.
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: The Johnny on October 19, 2009, 01:44:06 PM

I wonder if the benefits outweight that dogma.
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Triple Zero on October 19, 2009, 03:44:49 PM
Who is this "we" that doesn't recognize the state?

Isn't that like begging for a state-provided barstool in the face?
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Cramulus on October 19, 2009, 03:47:46 PM
 :lulz: well said


Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: AFK on October 19, 2009, 03:52:10 PM
Sounds like something a couple of dope-smoking hippies would say. 
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: LMNO on October 19, 2009, 03:57:08 PM
Ok, let me put it this way:  If you file for tax-exempt status, you are asking the State to look in your direction.  Do you really want a team of federal employees auditing you?

Chapter 30 of the Chao te Ching:

If you're going to do some Covert Ops in the name of Discordia,
keep your head down, and Keep Your Fucking Mouth Shut.
A mowhawk is as good as a target during Police Action.

The wise spags toss the wrench into the Machineā„¢,
and then walk away.
They strike against Authority, but don't put it on the Internet.
They subvert the paradigm, but don't stick around to watch.
They mindfuck the people, but don't pat themselves on the back.

If two people know a thing, it is not a secret.
Getting away with it means staying away from it.

And Chapter 54:

Our society is firmly held and steered
by deeply ingrained and arbitrary rules.
Those who choose to play a different game
are usually trampled underfoot,
unless they appear to be playing along.

To belong to the group,
you must follow their rules.
To follow their rules,
you must abandon responsibility.
When you abandon responsibility,
you destroy the Self.

Therefore the wise spags choose responsibly,
and seek out new groups.
They know which rules are their own,
which come from others,
and how to navigate between them.

And finally, Chapter 61:

A successful cabal is like a dust cloud,
arriving from nowhere,
ungraspable,
and fading into nothingness.
The tallest blade of grass gets cut,
while the crab grass creeps unharmed.
Keep your head down.
Keep your fucking mouth shut.

Thus by concentrating on goals
without playing ego games,
much can be accomplished.
If all you want to do
is brag about how cool you are,
you might want learn to play the guitar, instead.
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Faust on October 19, 2009, 07:55:08 PM
Wow, I got an email from PW just there. Thanks to whoever emailed them, they clarified the reason for our rejection was on the basis that we do not host enough original content. However after looking at us again, they think there might be enough between the BIP and the forum to justify us publishing adverts.

Hope is not lost, I may not have to fill the site with sexycam adverts yet.
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: AFK on October 19, 2009, 07:57:08 PM
Maybe we should throw up some of the Apple Talk essays too? 
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Faust on October 19, 2009, 07:58:16 PM
Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 19, 2009, 07:57:08 PM
Maybe we should throw up some of the Apple Talk essays too? 
Definitetly.
The blog is still there people, its just been sleeping, and they are perfect for it.
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 19, 2009, 09:11:52 PM
If you want to create a tax-exempt organization, it's not hard to do. You simply have to start a church and keep the church's books separate, and the church will be tax-exempt. The end. It can be any kind of church; the IRS doesn't care as long as you can prove that it functions as a church. The church may pay you wages, and you will have to pay taxes on those wages.
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: the last yatto on October 19, 2009, 11:45:30 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on October 19, 2009, 11:15:04 AM
I blame Iason Goofy and the Church of Google

fixt
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: The Johnny on October 20, 2009, 02:35:14 AM
Quote from: LMNO on October 19, 2009, 03:57:08 PM

And Chapter 54:

Our society is firmly held and steered
by deeply ingrained and arbitrary rules.
Those who choose to play a different game
are usually trampled underfoot,
unless they appear to be playing along.

To belong to the group,
you must follow their rules.
To follow their rules,
you must abandon responsibility.
When you abandon responsibility,
you destroy the Self.

Therefore the wise spags choose responsibly,
and seek out new groups.
They know which rules are their own,
which come from others,
and how to navigate between them.

And finally, Chapter 61:

A successful cabal is like a dust cloud,
arriving from nowhere,
ungraspable,
and fading into nothingness.
The tallest blade of grass gets cut,
while the crab grass creeps unharmed.
Keep your head down.
Keep your fucking mouth shut.

Thus by concentrating on goals
without playing ego games,
much can be accomplished.
If all you want to do
is brag about how cool you are,
you might want learn to play the guitar, instead.


:lulz: an Erisian Biblethumper?  :lulz:

its not like the goverment would start snuffing out discordians because they knew they existed, im certain the activities of people in this board are 95% within legality.

You are giving too much credit to the level of subversion that is going on.

On the other hand, playing devil's advocate: geez if a dozen advert companies with questionable morality don't want to use this site, doesn't that show the government wouldn't accept Discordia?

Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2009, 01:11:11 PM
Yea verily, he reads but has not read.
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Triple Zero on October 20, 2009, 01:18:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 19, 2009, 03:57:08 PM
Ok, let me put it this way:  If you file for tax-exempt status, you are asking the State to look in your direction.  Do you really want a team of federal employees auditing you?

I don't know. But this is a more useful argument than regurgitating a rather stale "something a couple of dope-smoking hippies would say" from the Principia Discordia.

I really do think that particular quote has become out of place and out of time since then, and re-interpreting it in the way you just put it, is the kind of out-of-context reinterpretation of holy books that Discordianism should IMHO distance itself from as much as possible.

In other words, better say what you want to say, instead of quoting scripture.
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2009, 01:25:52 PM
LOL23PINEALFNORD!
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Faust on October 21, 2009, 01:03:22 AM
Sooo.... we have adverts again, maybe.
Those of you on custom themes wont be safe for long either.
Its going in those too.
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Requia ☣ on October 21, 2009, 02:56:04 AM
It might be useful to put ads on the PD and BIP pages themselves too, since advertisers might be more interested in the people checking those out than us.
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Requia ☣ on October 21, 2009, 02:57:10 AM
Also, the realization that writing an email to somebody actually accomplished me is stunning.  Since when does the world work this way?
Title: Re: The internet owes Faust $7117.50
Post by: Requia ☣ on October 21, 2009, 03:30:40 AM
Quotehow many clicks should they get when they are here?
PW is based on buying ad space for a day, rather than clicks, clicks are good, because they'll keep an advertiser coming back, but they have to be useful clicks.