http://totl.net/VirusScanner/
That was kinf of fun.
QuoteHuman Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Amiga
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Politics
Stop caring!
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
QuoteViruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
USA (60%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Free BSD (85%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
QuoteViruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Japan (85%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton.
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Sci-fi (80%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Religion (80%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Gaming (60%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Politics (85%)
Stop caring!
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Man this thing is old. TSR, seriously?
QuotePokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Sci-fi (90%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Brand Names (95%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Viruses you suffer from:
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Politics
Stop caring!
The truth, it burns.
Quote
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton.
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Politics
Stop caring!
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Goth (65%)
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
QuoteHuman Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Southampton
Move to the Isle of Wight.
So that's what the dolphin logo was doing in there. Hang on... oh my, for the love of Pix, these dudes are old Southamptonians. I swear
we'rethey're not all like this...
QuoteDiscordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Oh, no... http://totl.net/Kipple/
QuoteWindows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
Politics
Stop caring!
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
USA (90%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood (80%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Brand Names (95%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Hippyism (98%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
QuoteViruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Free BSD (80%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Sci-fi (70%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Brand Names (85%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
British (90%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Wow, it's kind of depressing me that I'm the only person here who remembers the Amiga. :(
I know of it, but I think I'm too young to have seen one.
QuoteHuman Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
TotL
Go read Brunching
BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Gaming (60%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Hippyism (98%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
Also, I know the Atari well, is prolly my favourite console ever, the one I had.
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2009, 01:22:26 AM
Wow, it's kind of depressing me that I'm the only person here who remembers the Amiga. :(
ex-demoscener here, I have seen more Amigas in my life than I should for my age :-P for some reason, the C64 sceners were generally more fun to hang out with, but maybe that was just because the Dutch Amiga Demoscene people were a bunch of extreme losers.
also
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
Politics
Stop caring!
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Cthulhu (60%)
Read some Enid Blyton.
Amiga (80%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.
Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Brand Names (95%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Viruses you suffer from:
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood (95%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
QuotePokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 12, 2009, 01:04:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2009, 01:22:26 AM
Wow, it's kind of depressing me that I'm the only person here who remembers the Amiga. :(
ex-demoscener here, I have seen more Amigas in my life than I should for my age :-P for some reason, the C64 sceners were generally more fun to hang out with, but maybe that was just because the Dutch Amiga Demoscene people were a bunch of extreme losers.
I was totally into the Amiga scene... the first dialup BBS I was ever on was the Amiga Users Group support BBS, key880. The core of my social circle is still my old Amiga geek friends. Most of them are Mac users now. :lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2009, 07:36:02 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 12, 2009, 01:04:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2009, 01:22:26 AM
Wow, it's kind of depressing me that I'm the only person here who remembers the Amiga. :(
ex-demoscener here, I have seen more Amigas in my life than I should for my age :-P for some reason, the C64 sceners were generally more fun to hang out with, but maybe that was just because the Dutch Amiga Demoscene people were a bunch of extreme losers.
I was totally into the Amiga scene... the first dialup BBS I was ever on was the Amiga Users Group support BBS, key880. The core of my social circle is still my old Amiga geek friends. Most of them are Mac users now. :lulz:
HAR!
Another
Multi
Interface
Game
Assembler.
I kind of expected you all to already know about this. At least all of you with stumbleupon. It comes up a lot for me.
QuoteViruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton.
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
British (95%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
UNIX (65%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
X11 (85%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2009, 07:36:02 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 12, 2009, 01:04:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2009, 01:22:26 AM
Wow, it's kind of depressing me that I'm the only person here who remembers the Amiga. :(
ex-demoscener here, I have seen more Amigas in my life than I should for my age :-P for some reason, the C64 sceners were generally more fun to hang out with, but maybe that was just because the Dutch Amiga Demoscene people were a bunch of extreme losers.
I was totally into the Amiga scene... the first dialup BBS I was ever on was the Amiga Users Group support BBS, key880. The core of my social circle is still my old Amiga geek friends. Most of them are Mac users now. :lulz:
I loved my Amiga(s)! I took copies of my A500+ and A1200 harddrives, so now I can load them in UAE whenever I feel nostalgic. Although most of that time is spent cursing Workbench and wondering how it was that I ever found it so comfortable. I have so many bizarre old projects there too, like a modified Gravity Force II level editor for making Worms levels!?
<-- Commodore 64 <shrug>
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2009, 03:34:31 PM
Quote from: Burns on October 16, 2009, 03:34:03 PM
<-- Commodore 64 <shrug>
Vic 20, here. :wave:
Oh how nice...i was like 8 years old with my c-64. As far as I was concerned it was the ONLY computer.
:lulz: TANDY over here.
Quote from: Jenne on October 16, 2009, 03:59:53 PM
:lulz: TANDY over here.
My first system was a Heathkit. Then a Timex Sinclair, then a Vic 20, then something with a processor.
Punchcards, bitches.
:roflcake:
:lulz:
:lulz: