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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Mangrove on October 11, 2009, 04:04:21 PM

Title: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Mangrove on October 11, 2009, 04:04:21 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091011/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/lt_mexico_apocalypse2012
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Dalek on October 11, 2009, 05:15:07 PM
 :mittens:
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Kai on October 11, 2009, 07:47:25 PM
Thank fuck people are talking some SENSE.

Cram won't be happy, but whatever.
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Cramulus on October 11, 2009, 09:21:23 PM
THIS WILL NOT INHIBIT MY QUEST FOR CRAMSTIPATED END-OF-THE-WORLD HAND-WRINGING HYSTERIA

:cramstipated:
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 11, 2009, 11:51:19 PM
I'm curious about how the end of the world is going to impact the 2012 holiday shopping season.
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Brotep on October 11, 2009, 11:55:44 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA

We should start a business selling Mayan Apocalypse Readiness Kits.
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Kai on October 12, 2009, 12:28:25 AM
Quote from: Brotep on October 11, 2009, 11:55:44 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA

We should start a business selling Mayan Apocalypse Readiness Kits.

THIS.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 12, 2009, 01:35:14 AM
Quote from: Kai on October 12, 2009, 12:28:25 AM
Quote from: Brotep on October 11, 2009, 11:55:44 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA

We should start a business selling Mayan Apocalypse Readiness Kits.

THIS.  :lulz:

You know, between people who bought it as a joke and people who bought it for serious, I bet that could be a tidy moneymaker.
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 12, 2009, 01:35:30 AM
It would have to have a crystal in it.
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Kai on October 12, 2009, 04:28:16 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2009, 01:35:30 AM
It would have to have a crystal in it.

And mayan pictographs.
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Kai on October 12, 2009, 04:29:36 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2009, 01:35:14 AM
Quote from: Kai on October 12, 2009, 12:28:25 AM
Quote from: Brotep on October 11, 2009, 11:55:44 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA

We should start a business selling Mayan Apocalypse Readiness Kits.

THIS.  :lulz:

You know, between people who bought it as a joke and people who bought it for serious, I bet that could be a tidy moneymaker.

I just realized, this is what Hubbard must have been thinking when he invented Scientology.
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Brotep on October 12, 2009, 04:50:01 AM
Well shit, what are we waiting for?

Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Triple Zero on October 12, 2009, 12:09:32 PM
brotep, who's waiting??



anyway, so we got a crystal, mayan pictographs. needs something against solar flares, perhaps one of those special eclipse viewing glasses (don't think about it too much and that makes perfect sense).

and a countdown clock? can you order those? I should think so, just a simple LED alarm clock counting down programmed to a specific date. with a bunch of mayan symbols on it.

it should also have a bullshit booklet.
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Cramulus on October 12, 2009, 02:11:10 PM
In January 2001 I bought a bunch of Y2K preparation material. It was on sale 90% off.

The best thing in the whole package was the Y2K prep VHS casette, which explained

1) what goods you will need after the world ends - canned food, bottled water, first aid kits, etc
2) how to pack your car
3) prepare calmly, before the riots start

I don't think it explained where you should go after civilization is over, but that is best answered by the zombie survival guide
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Triple Zero on October 12, 2009, 02:24:25 PM
You're gonna need interdimensional ducttape in 2012, canned goods and bottled water (unless it's infused with positive emotions) are gonna do you no good!
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Brotep on October 12, 2009, 06:05:55 PM
YES!  Refurbished Y2K kits...at a substantial markup.   :fap:

We should probably throw in some tinfoil hats...
Plus an EM-resistant Faraday cage poncho.
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on October 12, 2009, 11:00:46 PM
If someone can learn basic mayan, we need to include a scroll or something (engravings are too spendy, and people who buy this won't know the difference) with the glyphs on it. Say it's to protect you from the mayan sky god. In reality, it could be a recipe for bacon explosion or something.
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Richter on October 12, 2009, 11:34:56 PM
It should be written in elaborate code that renders out to either instructions for removing still - beating hearts, or a recipe for monkey bread.
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on October 12, 2009, 11:50:52 PM
Might be easier to learn just the numbers and write out the fibbonacci sequence.
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Reginald Ret on October 13, 2009, 05:18:00 PM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on October 12, 2009, 11:50:52 PM
Might be easier to learn just the numbers and write out the fibbonacci sequence.

Maya Numerals in Order
zero         mih
one          hun
two          cha', ka'
three        ox
four         chan, kan
five          ho'
six           wak
seven       wuk
eight        waxak
nine          b'olon
ten           lahun
eleven        b'uluk
twelve       lahcha', lahka'
thirteen      oxlahun
fourteen     chanlahun, kanlahun
fifteen        ho'lahun
sixteen       waklahun
seventeen   wuklahun
eighteen     waxaklahun
nineteen     b'olonlahun
twenty       k'al, winik

source: http://www.mesoweb.com/resources/vocabulary/Vocabulary.pdf



http://www.mesoweb.com/resources/handbook/WH2008.pdf
QuoteThe Classic Maya mathematical system is a vigesimal (base twenty) positional system
page 40
page 41 has the hieroglyphs of 0 to 19


someone else go do the rest of the work.
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: AFK on October 13, 2009, 05:55:59 PM
Quote from: Brotep on October 11, 2009, 11:55:44 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA

We should start a business selling Mayan Apocalypse Readiness Kits.

M.A.R.K.

By one today, or M.A.R.K. our words!   :argh!:
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on October 13, 2009, 06:04:58 PM
Quote from: Regret on October 13, 2009, 05:18:00 PM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on October 12, 2009, 11:50:52 PM
Might be easier to learn just the numbers and write out the fibbonacci sequence.

Maya Numerals in Order
zero         mih
one          hun
two          cha', ka'
three        ox
four         chan, kan
five          ho'
six           wak
seven       wuk
eight        waxak
nine          b'olon
ten           lahun
eleven        b'uluk
twelve       lahcha', lahka'
thirteen      oxlahun
fourteen     chanlahun, kanlahun
fifteen        ho'lahun
sixteen       waklahun
seventeen   wuklahun
eighteen     waxaklahun
nineteen     b'olonlahun
twenty       k'al, winik

source: http://www.mesoweb.com/resources/vocabulary/Vocabulary.pdf



http://www.mesoweb.com/resources/handbook/WH2008.pdf
QuoteThe Classic Maya mathematical system is a vigesimal (base twenty) positional system
page 40
page 41 has the hieroglyphs of 0 to 19


someone else go do the rest of the work.

hun hun cha' ox ho' waxak lacha' k'al-hun kanlahun k'al-k'al-ox
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Reginald Ret on October 14, 2009, 01:14:33 AM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on October 13, 2009, 06:04:58 PM
Quote from: Regret on October 13, 2009, 05:18:00 PM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on October 12, 2009, 11:50:52 PM
Might be easier to learn just the numbers and write out the fibbonacci sequence.

Maya Numerals in Order
zero         mih
one          hun
two          cha', ka'
three        ox
four         chan, kan
five          ho'
six           wak
seven       wuk
eight        waxak
nine          b'olon
ten           lahun
eleven        b'uluk
twelve       lahcha', lahka'
thirteen      oxlahun
fourteen     chanlahun, kanlahun
fifteen        ho'lahun
sixteen       waklahun
seventeen   wuklahun
eighteen     waxaklahun
nineteen     b'olonlahun
twenty       k'al, winik

source: http://www.mesoweb.com/resources/vocabulary/Vocabulary.pdf



http://www.mesoweb.com/resources/handbook/WH2008.pdf
QuoteThe Classic Maya mathematical system is a vigesimal (base twenty) positional system
page 40
page 41 has the hieroglyphs of 0 to 19


someone else go do the rest of the work.

hun hun cha' ox ho' waxak lacha' k'al-hun kanlahun k'al-k'al-ox

and now do it in hieroglyphs :P
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on October 14, 2009, 03:53:21 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 11, 2009, 04:04:21 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091011/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/lt_mexico_apocalypse2012
Of course they're going to deny it.  What else would you expect?  They've been prepared for thousands of years and want to keep us in the dark because there aren't enough lifepods for everyone.
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Cramulus on October 14, 2009, 04:49:29 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on October 14, 2009, 03:53:21 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 11, 2009, 04:04:21 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091011/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/lt_mexico_apocalypse2012
Of course they're going to deny it.  What else would you expect?  They've been prepared for thousands of years and want to keep us in the dark because there aren't enough lifepods for everyone.

:mittens:

that's the spirit!
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on October 14, 2009, 07:10:07 PM
The heiroglyphs without the pronounciation are easier, actually.

(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/mayan1.gif) 1
(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/mayan1.gif) 1
(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/mayan2.gif) 2
(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/mayan3.gif) 3
(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/mayan5.gif) 5
(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/mayan8.gif) 8
(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/mayan13.gif) 13
(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/mayan1.gif)(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/mayan1.gif) 21
(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/mayan1.gif)(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/mayan14.gif) 34
(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/mayan2.gif)(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/mayan15.gif) 55
(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/mayan4.gif)(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/mayan9.gif) 89
(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/mayan7.gif)(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/mayan4.gif) 144
(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/mayan11.gif)(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/mayan13.gif) 233

Reference: (http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/mayan.gif)
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Requia ☣ on October 14, 2009, 09:05:21 PM
There's a rather beautiful elegance the the Mayan numbering system.  Anybody could learn that in just a few minutes, and I bet it calculates just as easy as Arabic numerals.  (if kinda slow to write down)

That said, its not really great for pretending to be a scroll of protection.
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2009, 11:49:08 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 14, 2009, 09:05:21 PM
There's a rather beautiful elegance the the Mayan numbering system.  Anybody could learn that in just a few minutes, and I bet it calculates just as easy as Arabic numerals.  (if kinda slow to write down)

That said, its not really great for pretending to be a scroll of protection.

Assuming, of course, that some Franciscan monk wasn't taking the piss.  For all we know, that could be a menu.
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Requia ☣ on October 15, 2009, 12:16:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2009, 11:49:08 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 14, 2009, 09:05:21 PM
There's a rather beautiful elegance the the Mayan numbering system.  Anybody could learn that in just a few minutes, and I bet it calculates just as easy as Arabic numerals.  (if kinda slow to write down)

That said, its not really great for pretending to be a scroll of protection.

Assuming, of course, that some Franciscan monk wasn't taking the piss.  For all we know, that could be a menu.

:?
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: Dimocritus on October 15, 2009, 04:19:28 AM
I was under the assumption that the Mayan calendar was cyclical. How could it have an end?
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 04:22:56 AM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on October 15, 2009, 04:19:28 AM
I was under the assumption that the Mayan calendar was cyclical. How could it have an end?

Joe-ptl the calendar maker got tapped for a date with the altar.  Ran out of warriors, you see.
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: LMNO on October 15, 2009, 01:55:21 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 14, 2009, 09:05:21 PM
There's a rather beautiful elegance the the Mayan numbering system.  Anybody could learn that in just a few minutes, and I bet it calculates just as easy as Arabic numerals.  (if kinda slow to write down)

That said, its not really great for pretending to be a scroll of protection.

So, add some other shit from the Phaestos Disk (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phaestos_Disk)
Title: Re: Finally, the 2012 post we've all been longing for
Post by: rygD on October 25, 2009, 04:38:12 PM
In other news:
The Great Cthulhu returns just in time for New Year's parties for 2013.