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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 12, 2009, 07:32:47 PM

Title: ADORABLE VEGETARIAN SPIDER!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 12, 2009, 07:32:47 PM
Not kidding. It's so cute!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8302535.stm
Title: Re: ADORABLE VEGETARIAN SPIDER!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 13, 2009, 02:16:47 AM
Somewhere a Fred is shitting bricks.
Title: Re: ADORABLE VEGETARIAN SPIDER!
Post by: Suu on October 13, 2009, 02:18:47 AM
I already shat enough for both of us.

Why do I look at this shit again? Gah.

Also, being a vegetarian spider defeats the fucking purpose of being a spider. If you HAVE to be a fucking spider and scare the shit out of me, eat the damn mosquitoes. Christ.
Title: Re: ADORABLE VEGETARIAN SPIDER!
Post by: Kai on October 13, 2009, 03:45:56 AM
If I die, I want to be reincarnated as a spider, so I can scare Suu. And eat mosquitoes.
Title: Re: ADORABLE VEGETARIAN SPIDER!
Post by: Halfbaked1 on October 13, 2009, 04:04:46 AM
I am about to break away from my fellow Arachnaphobes and say that indeed this spider is cute.

This in no way changes the fact that any confrontation with one of these animals will result in one of 2 things occuring

1.  I run screaming like a little girl

2.  I open fire with a large calibre pistol

Just depends on where and when the encounter occurs.
Title: Re: ADORABLE VEGETARIAN SPIDER!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 13, 2009, 05:04:48 AM
oh goodness that little guy is just cute
Title: Re: ADORABLE VEGETARIAN SPIDER!
Post by: LMNO on October 13, 2009, 12:59:04 PM
I don't know about you, but those ants are freaking me out more than the spider.
Title: Re: ADORABLE VEGETARIAN SPIDER!
Post by: Dimocritus on October 13, 2009, 05:24:40 PM
I'm not sure about adorable (spiders that jump freak me the fuck out), but it certainly is interesting. Out of 40,000 types of spiders, only one eats plants?
Title: Re: ADORABLE VEGETARIAN SPIDER!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 13, 2009, 05:25:36 PM
40,000 types of spiders  :x

well at least its tiny...
Title: Re: ADORABLE VEGETARIAN SPIDER!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 13, 2009, 09:05:26 PM
It spends most of its time hiding from ants!
Title: Re: ADORABLE VEGETARIAN SPIDER!
Post by: Dimocritus on October 14, 2009, 04:19:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2009, 09:05:26 PM
It spends most of its time hiding from ants!

:lulz:
Title: Re: ADORABLE VEGETARIAN SPIDER!
Post by: on October 14, 2009, 05:53:38 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2009, 09:05:26 PM
It spends most of its time hiding from ants!

How is that not cute. Its just like Honey I Shrunk the Kids.
Title: Re: ADORABLE VEGETARIAN SPIDER!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 14, 2009, 06:41:46 AM
Quote from: Z³ on October 14, 2009, 05:53:38 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2009, 09:05:26 PM
It spends most of its time hiding from ants!

How is that not cute. Its just like Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

OMG I HAS A VEGETABLE, WHERE DO I HIDE ME FROM THE ANTS?
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(http://z.hubpages.com/u/1579402_f520.jpg)
Title: Re: ADORABLE VEGETARIAN SPIDER!
Post by: Brotep on October 14, 2009, 08:09:48 PM
QuoteBut the crafty Bagheera kiplingi has found a way to exploit this symbiotic relationship.

Anyone else notice this?   :lulz:
Title: Re: ADORABLE VEGETARIAN SPIDER!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 14, 2009, 08:17:25 PM
Quote from: Brotep on October 14, 2009, 08:09:48 PM
QuoteBut the crafty Bagheera kiplingi has found a way to exploit this symbiotic relationship.

Anyone else notice this?   :lulz:

Yes! It's awesome. I loved The Jungle Book when I was a kid, I must have read it 20 times.