http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Seriously.
:lulz: Instant classic!
He shits hate on the hour! :lulz:
Quote from: Suu on October 13, 2009, 12:27:13 AM
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Seriously.
:sad:
"Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."
SQUEEEEEEE! :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2009, 12:37:52 AM
"Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."
SQUEEEEEEE! :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I am dethroned. :sad:
Now now, Rog...He probably only has a few good years left in him anyway.
"I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept."
Oh my god, I love this man.
"It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 13, 2009, 12:38:54 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2009, 12:37:52 AM
"Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."
SQUEEEEEEE! :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I am dethroned. :sad:
You are not quite a crotchety old man. You are a crotchety old man-in-waiting, but you're too young to go all the way there.
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2009, 12:41:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 13, 2009, 12:38:54 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2009, 12:37:52 AM
"Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."
SQUEEEEEEE! :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I am dethroned. :sad:
You are not quite a crotchety old man. You are a crotchety old man-in-waiting, but you're too young to go all the way there.
I must find this man and behead him. There can be only one.
Quote"I'm sitting in one of those TGI Friday's places, and everyone looks like they want to shove a shotgun in their mouth."
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SENSEI!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 13, 2009, 12:45:11 AM
Quote"I'm sitting in one of those TGI Friday's places, and everyone looks like they want to shove a shotgun in their mouth."
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SENSEI!
:lulz: It is good, that at last the teacher has found his teacher.
:lulz: That's what I was thinking. You should make a study of him, Rog.
I've been following this guy for months, makes my day every time.
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 13, 2009, 01:53:18 AM
I've been following this guy for months, makes my day every time.
What he said.
fucking twitter i knew it was a waste of time and filled with crap...
and then i see this guy, i may sign up just to follow this..
"What are you listening to?...I know who Hall & Oates are god dammit. It's the mustache guy and the gay man."
:lulz:
I wish this man/ Roger were my father.
:aaa: This... is... AWESOME!!! Someone needs to publish this, it's a best selling anthology of fuckery waiting to happen.