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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: LMNO on October 13, 2009, 03:15:04 PM

Title: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: LMNO on October 13, 2009, 03:15:04 PM
http://wbztv.com/local/lakeville.swastika.obama.2.1244346.html

QuoteThe Secret Service is investigating after a swastika was found carved into the green on a Massachusetts golf course, next to President Barack Obama's name

Specifically, the message was:

I
[swastika]
Obama

I have yet to figure out what exactly that message is trying to convey.
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 13, 2009, 03:21:58 PM
It's like they're shorting out.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: LMNO on October 13, 2009, 03:22:59 PM
They keep saying it's a message of "hate", but I consider it a message of "gibbering incoherence".
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: Cain on October 13, 2009, 03:34:50 PM
Obviously the hate was taking up so much of their thought there was no room left for the blood to flow through the brain.
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 13, 2009, 04:51:15 PM
Maybe the swastika is meant to be taken in it's original meaning??
Which still doesn't make any damn sense!
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 13, 2009, 04:54:12 PM
Quote from: Squid on October 13, 2009, 04:51:15 PM
Maybe the swastika is meant to be taken in it's original meaning??
Which still doesn't make any damn sense!

Maybe it means they want to crucify him...
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: LMNO on October 13, 2009, 04:57:22 PM
(http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/28/2009/10/13/320x240/lakevillePIX.jpg)
"Sentence Fragment: Consider revising."
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(http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/lamemascots/clippy.png)
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: Kai on October 13, 2009, 05:12:21 PM
I think this is a case of tea baggers and birthers /trying/ to be clever. There are statements like "I [heart] Obama", so they replaced the [heart] with a [swastika], because Obama = NAZI. However, they fail at syntax, because where "I [heart] Obama" is the same as "I love Obama", "I NAZI Obama" makes no sense. Neither does "I protect Obama", and I would argue that most people are not smart enough to know the earlier meaning of the swastika.

More of Rash Limburger's loons.
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: Captain Utopia on October 13, 2009, 05:16:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 13, 2009, 04:57:22 PM
(http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/28/2009/10/13/320x240/lakevillePIX.jpg)
Uh, and the Nazi swastica goes the other way - 卐
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: AFK on October 13, 2009, 05:21:45 PM
Also, the space between the O and the B, in Obama.  Do they think he's Irish? 
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: Requia ☣ on October 13, 2009, 05:24:40 PM
Democrats are fascists, s they must have been deluded by Obama's Antichrist powers into thinking he's white.
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: Cain on October 13, 2009, 05:25:30 PM
I think your both seriously overestimating the average intelligence of a white supremacist.
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: LMNO on October 13, 2009, 05:25:59 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 13, 2009, 05:21:45 PM
Also, the space between the O and the B, in Obama.  Do they think he's Irish? 


Well, they are close to Boston...
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: Kai on October 13, 2009, 05:31:24 PM
Maybe its a dada stunt?
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: Cain on October 13, 2009, 05:35:59 PM
Nah, dadaists usually have enough artistic expertise to do this sort of thing right.

By which I mean "completely incomphrensible", as opposed to merely botched.
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: Shit on October 13, 2009, 07:49:35 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 13, 2009, 05:21:45 PM
Also, the space between the O and the B, in Obama.  Do they think he's Irish? 
He is. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HplZ_taHXLM)
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: Rumckle on October 13, 2009, 10:36:12 PM
O Shi-

Someone should hunt down his birth certificate, not his fake American one, his Irish one.
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 13, 2009, 10:49:45 PM
I was surprised to see this come out of Lakeville.  It always struck me as a really liberal little town.

Oh man my memere lives there, maybe she did it.
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: Dalek on October 14, 2009, 05:14:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 13, 2009, 04:57:22 PM
(http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/28/2009/10/13/320x240/lakevillePIX.jpg)
"Sentence Fragment: Consider revising."
                                      \
(http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/lamemascots/clippy.png)


The nazi swastika is in reverse. So it must be
a) some really dumb nazzis
b) some hindu people really wanted to expres their love for obama
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: AFK on October 14, 2009, 05:17:18 PM
Maybe they think the Aliens have mirror-vision.  But, then they'd be trying to figure out who amab-o is.  That would be very confusing for the poor little green guys. 
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: Suu on October 15, 2009, 05:01:30 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 13, 2009, 10:49:45 PM
Oh man my memere lives there, maybe she did it.

WOONSOCKET FRENCH!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 15, 2009, 08:37:51 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 15, 2009, 05:01:30 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 13, 2009, 10:49:45 PM
Oh man my memere lives there, maybe she did it.

WOONSOCKET FRENCH!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

But I've never even been to Woonsocket, I swear!
Title: Re: Angry gardners attack Obama with garbled syntax!
Post by: Halfbaked1 on October 16, 2009, 04:20:07 AM
Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 13, 2009, 05:21:45 PM
Also, the space between the O and the B, in Obama.  Do they think he's Irish? 

The space between the letters would make sense if it was in Alabama.  Cause then it would have been from an Auburn fan.

No...wait...No, it still wouldn't make any fucking sense.