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Principia Discordia => Propaganda Depository => Topic started by: Cramulus on October 13, 2009, 04:19:03 PM

Title: Postergasm: Disinfomercials
Post by: Cramulus on October 13, 2009, 04:19:03 PM
Here's a poster I made this morning which suggests that the local area is a hotspot for UFO sightings

http://www.scribd.com/doc/20997964/UFO-Sighting
Title: Re: UFO Postergasm
Post by: Captain Utopia on October 13, 2009, 04:23:07 PM
 :lulz:

Is the phone number supposed to be on the second page?
Title: Re: UFO Postergasm
Post by: Cramulus on October 13, 2009, 04:23:53 PM
nope, was a formatting error. Fixed now!
Title: Paid Research Assistant
Post by: Cramulus on October 13, 2009, 04:59:20 PM
Economy got you down? Perhaps this job offer for a paid research assistant will do the trick

http://www.scribd.com/doc/20999683/Paid-Assistant
Title: FREE JOB!!!
Post by: Cramulus on October 13, 2009, 06:44:57 PM
FREE JOB!

http://www.scribd.com/doc/20999867/Free-Job
Title: Re: Postergasm: Disinfomercials
Post by: Cramulus on October 13, 2009, 06:47:51 PM
Ignite Yourself

http://www.scribd.com/doc/21000224/Ignite-Yourself
Title: Re: Postergasm: Disinfomercials
Post by: Captain Utopia on October 13, 2009, 06:49:48 PM
 :mittens: These are all awesome, Cram!
Title: Re: Postergasm: Disinfomercials
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 13, 2009, 08:28:12 PM
I love these!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Postergasm: Disinfomercials
Post by: Telarus on October 13, 2009, 08:56:39 PM
YES! More brilliant Cramulus spaggotry.
Title: Re: Postergasm: Disinfomercials
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 13, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
:jebus: These rule!
Title: Re: Postergasm: Disinfomercials
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 14, 2009, 04:59:23 AM
Cram, I took a bunch of the posters you sent me last year and postered the shit out of Mississippi Ave. tonight.
Title: Re: Postergasm: Disinfomercials
Post by: Bu🤠ns on October 16, 2009, 05:40:06 AM
HAHAHHA i'm still giggling at

SCREAMING HYSTERICAL NOTHINGNESS  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:















:lulz:  i'm still crackin up.
Title: Re: Postergasm: Disinfomercials
Post by: Dimocritus on October 17, 2009, 12:05:26 AM
When I get back to school on Monday I'm going to the comp. lab to print out a bunch of these to put up on the notice billboards.
Also, can someone link me to some cool flyers if it's not too much trouble? I'm going to go on a rampage.
Title: Re: Postergasm: Disinfomercials
Post by: Cramulus on October 19, 2009, 12:37:51 AM
here's a few to get you started

Postergasm Collection - Volume Aleph (http://www.scribd.com/doc/11251009/Postergasm-Collection-Volume-Aleph)

Postergasm: Volume Dingus (http://www.scribd.com/doc/11251113/Postergasm-Collection-Volume-Dingus)

Postergasm: Volume Calvinball (http://www.scribd.com/doc/11251107/Postegasm-Collection-Volume-Calvinball)

Postergasm: Volume Butts (http://www.scribd.com/doc/11251178/Postergasm-Collection-Volume-Butts)


google POSTERGASM for more high discordian madness


here's our primary project page:
http://www.blackironprison.com/index.php?title=POSTERGASM
Title: Re: Postergasm: Disinfomercials
Post by: Dimocritus on October 19, 2009, 05:18:07 PM
Thank you.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Postergasm: Disinfomercials
Post by: Dimocritus on October 19, 2009, 10:15:16 PM
Gotta say double thanks. I printed out a shitload of six or seven different ones. I took a pile of the campus newspapers and inserted a flyer in each one and inconspicuously put them back. It was the most fulfilling thing I've done all semester.
Title: Re: Postergasm: Disinfomercials
Post by: Cramulus on October 19, 2009, 10:17:26 PM
 :mrgreen: hail yes!

the best thing about postergasm is making your own posters that then show up on blogs in bulgaria or some shit

make us some new posters! we'll put 'em up!
Title: Re: Postergasm: Disinfomercials
Post by: Dimocritus on October 20, 2009, 03:21:55 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2009, 10:17:26 PM
:mrgreen: hail yes!

the best thing about postergasm is making your own posters that then show up on blogs in bulgaria or some shit

make us some new posters! we'll put 'em up!

I feel like all the best stuff has been done. There's one I saw like "Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential" that made me laugh my ass off, how can I top that?

Seriously, though, as soon as I have a better feel for it I'll be contributing something.
Title: Re: Postergasm: Disinfomercials
Post by: Dimocritus on October 21, 2009, 01:13:57 AM
Bah! I kind of failed by putting up posters on official school billboards. You know, the ones that have a Greyface who lives for systematically checking every board to make sure there are no unapproved flyers up. But it's given me an idea. The school billboards are stuffed so full of peoples ads competing for your attention, so obviously a poster would go easily unnoticed on one, but I was thinking that if I just put single blank pieces of paper on all of them, that would draw way more attention than the ones with actual print on them. Kind of like a minimalist mindfuck. What do you think, a waste of resources and time, or not?
Title: Re: Postergasm: Disinfomercials
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 21, 2009, 05:23:16 AM
Quote from: Dimocrates KSC on October 21, 2009, 01:13:57 AM
Bah! I kind of failed by putting up posters on official school billboards. You know, the ones that have a Greyface who lives for systematically checking every board to make sure there are no unapproved flyers up. But it's given me an idea. The school billboards are stuffed so full of peoples ads competing for your attention, so obviously a poster would go easily unnoticed on one, but I was thinking that if I just put single blank pieces of paper on all of them, that would draw way more attention than the ones with actual print on them. Kind of like a minimalist mindfuck. What do you think, a waste of resources and time, or not?

I actually like that idea as a gimmick. I know I'd stare at it for a few seconds, looking for wtf I was supposed to see on it.
Title: Re: Postergasm: Disinfomercials
Post by: Cramulus on October 21, 2009, 02:43:14 PM
I like it! another idea is to duplicate the "official" stamp which campuses use to identify legit posters. Tear the stamp off another poster, then tape it to your poster and photocopy it. A scanner works too.

This is not a long-term solution, but it will give them pause.
Title: Re: Postergasm: Disinfomercials
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 21, 2009, 04:31:57 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 21, 2009, 02:43:14 PM
I like it! another idea is to duplicate the "official" stamp which campuses use to identify legit posters. Tear the stamp off another poster, then tape it to your poster and photocopy it. A scanner works too.

This is not a long-term solution, but it will give them pause.

This. Gives them pause, and whomever controls the almighty Rubber Stamp of Approval will be pissed right the fuck off. :lulz:  Good fun.
Title: Re: Postergasm: Disinfomercials
Post by: Dimocritus on October 21, 2009, 06:08:33 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 21, 2009, 02:43:14 PM
I like it! another idea is to duplicate the "official" stamp which campuses use to identify legit posters. Tear the stamp off another poster, then tape it to your poster and photocopy it. A scanner works too.

This is not a long-term solution, but it will give them pause.

That's a great idea. The only thing better would be to somehow get the stamp. I get out of class really early tomorrow, so I'll have the whole afternoon to participate in some fuckery. I've actually recruited someone in the process, which makes it twice as much fun.
Title: Re: Postergasm: Disinfomercials
Post by: Dimocritus on October 22, 2009, 07:26:43 PM
Meh, during my poster blitz today I put up a few blank pages on really busy boards, but it was not nearly as gratifying as I thought it would be. It needs something.

I was thinking of maybe blank pages with a little stamp in the corner saying "Not Approved by the Dean of Students" in the corner and that's it. Either that or "This Page Purposely Left Blank." Maybe throw a little Discordian stamp on there somewhere.