Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Rumckle on October 14, 2009, 05:05:29 AM

Title: LOL Revolution
Post by: Rumckle on October 14, 2009, 05:05:29 AM
You open your mouth to scream, but you don't, instead you laugh. Because, although laughing is bad, screaming is worse. You laugh because screaming terrifies them, and if you terrify them they will come after you. It terrifies them because deep down they want to scream, they just haven't realised it yet.

So you laugh. You laugh till it hurts. You laugh till it drowns out the screams. You laugh until you can't scream anymore. And then you laugh some more.

They will look at you funny, and ask you what's wrong, because they don't laugh. Eventually they may avoid you, or have you taken away.

But laughter can be contagious. And perhaps, just perhaps, one of them will forget to take their vaccination one day. And they will start to laugh. And maybe, if you are lucky, they will laugh until they scream.

One case is not an epidemic however. So laugh, and keep laughing. Keep laughing until the screams drown you out. Keep laughing until the screams become a revolution.

And then laugh some more.
Title: Re: LOL Revolution
Post by: The Johnny on October 14, 2009, 05:18:53 AM

Using a cheap example of religions.

Its way more deserving of praise to ridicule religions thru Pastafarianism and Pink Unicorning

than the bitter way of say, Atheism and Satanism.

Because laughter is "fuck off, im too busy enjoying myself" juxtaposed to "omg im gonna haz to disaproves your fanaticism with mine power of logicalz deduction" or "omg im gonna be angrys at you forevar and gonna-be-so-fucking-contrarian-and-reactionary that even im gonna annoy myself"
Title: Re: LOL Revolution
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2009, 05:45:20 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on October 14, 2009, 05:18:53 AM

Using a cheap example of religions.

Its way more deserving of praise to ridicule religions thru Pastafarianism and Pink Unicorning

than the bitter way of say, Atheism and Satanism.

Because laughter is "fuck off, im too busy enjoying myself" juxtaposed to "omg im gonna haz to disaproves your fanaticism with mine power of logicalz deduction" or "omg im gonna be angrys at you forevar and gonna-be-so-fucking-contrarian-and-reactionary that even im gonna annoy myself"

Jesus.  How can you be so annoying elsewhere, and then pound out GENIUS shit like this?  I about shat myself.
Title: Re: LOL Revolution
Post by: The Johnny on October 14, 2009, 06:02:24 AM

(http://www.kreleia.com/starlight_senshi/images/erika_blushing_happily.jpg)


idk, maybe im learning to express myself better or maybe you are learning mine personal stylistics¿
Title: Re: LOL Revolution
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 14, 2009, 07:24:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2009, 05:45:20 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on October 14, 2009, 05:18:53 AM

Using a cheap example of religions.

Its way more deserving of praise to ridicule religions thru Pastafarianism and Pink Unicorning

than the bitter way of say, Atheism and Satanism.

Because laughter is "fuck off, im too busy enjoying myself" juxtaposed to "omg im gonna haz to disaproves your fanaticism with mine power of logicalz deduction" or "omg im gonna be angrys at you forevar and gonna-be-so-fucking-contrarian-and-reactionary that even im gonna annoy myself"

Jesus.  How can you be so annoying elsewhere, and then pound out GENIUS shit like this?  I about shat myself.

It is because This One is OK.
Title: Re: LOL Revolution
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2009, 03:05:43 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on October 14, 2009, 06:02:24 AM

(http://www.kreleia.com/starlight_senshi/images/erika_blushing_happily.jpg)


idk, maybe im learning to express myself better or maybe you are learning mine personal stylistics¿

Probably.
Title: Re: LOL Revolution
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2009, 03:06:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 14, 2009, 07:24:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2009, 05:45:20 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on October 14, 2009, 05:18:53 AM

Using a cheap example of religions.

Its way more deserving of praise to ridicule religions thru Pastafarianism and Pink Unicorning

than the bitter way of say, Atheism and Satanism.

Because laughter is "fuck off, im too busy enjoying myself" juxtaposed to "omg im gonna haz to disaproves your fanaticism with mine power of logicalz deduction" or "omg im gonna be angrys at you forevar and gonna-be-so-fucking-contrarian-and-reactionary that even im gonna annoy myself"

Jesus.  How can you be so annoying elsewhere, and then pound out GENIUS shit like this?  I about shat myself.

It is because This One is OK.

*grumble grumble in MY day grumble grumble*
Title: Re: LOL Revolution
Post by: Kai on October 15, 2009, 01:48:31 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on October 14, 2009, 05:05:29 AM
You open your mouth to scream, but you don't, instead you laugh. Because, although laughing is bad, screaming is worse. You laugh because screaming terrifies them, and if you terrify them they will come after you. It terrifies them because deep down they want to scream, they just haven't realised it yet.

So you laugh. You laugh till it hurts. You laugh till it drowns out the screams. You laugh until you can't scream anymore. And then you laugh some more.

They will look at you funny, and ask you what's wrong, because they don't laugh. Eventually they may avoid you, or have you taken away.

But laughter can be contagious. And perhaps, just perhaps, one of them will forget to take their vaccination one day. And they will start to laugh. And maybe, if you are lucky, they will laugh until they scream.

One case is not an epidemic however. So laugh, and keep laughing. Keep laughing until the screams drown you out. Keep laughing until the screams become a revolution.

And then laugh some more.

You now understand a small portion of the whole that is The Horrible TroofTM.