LMNO and I have established that Boston is the liver of America, collecting its poisons and pissing them out into the ocean.
Tucson is the appendix. It just sort of sits in interior, and does nothing but fester and turn bad.
What organ is your city an analogue of, and why?
The appendix, it has no fuction.
Bournemouth nearby, however, is a vein. That's where the drugs go in.
Providence is the Gall Bladder. Strange substances, bitterness at being a second fiddle to the Liver, and could likely be removed without great loss.
Quote from: Cain on October 14, 2009, 05:59:58 PM
The appendix, it has no fuction.
Bournemouth nearby, however, is a vein. That's where the drugs go in.
I'd have thought that your city would be the tailbone. It's only function is to cause pain.
Quote from: Cain on October 14, 2009, 05:59:58 PM
The appendix, it has no fuction.
Bournemouth nearby, however, is a vein. That's where the drugs go in.
:mittens: Troof.
Salt Lake is a major artery. The juncture of two major highways, with the railroads passing right through the city. Everything pases through here sooner or later, sometimes it gets stuck like bad cholesterol and drives around during rush hour for the next 30 years, clogging up traffic.
Auburn and Lewiston are eyes. Auburn is a normal eye, Lewiston is the wandering, twitchy eye that is always red and burning.
Seattle's the vagina and San Francisco is the asshole, so Portland's probably the taint.
New Bedford is the armpit. If Massachusetts is an arm, that is exactly where we're located.
(http://web03.bestplaces.net/city/NewBedford_MA.gif)
Also it's smelly, oily, and hairy at parts.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 14, 2009, 08:44:06 PM
New Bedford is the armpit. If Massachusetts is an arm, that is exactly where we're located.
(http://web03.bestplaces.net/city/NewBedford_MA.gif)
Also it's smelly, oily, and hairy at parts.
Well, yeah, it's in Massachussetts. :D
My town is the sticky, stretchy, embarrassing booger you meant to quickly pick and flick and forget.. but you can't get to fall off your fingertips fast enough.
And just when you think it's gone for good, there it is, clinging to the side of a knuckle like a slimy secret hitchhiker, a little darker and thicker than you remembered it, so that long after you believe you have finally scraped the last of it off of you, the unpleasant suspicion of its persistent adhesive power haunts you into a futile attempt to rub phantom bits of phlegm out of your fingerprints.
Quote from: singer on October 14, 2009, 09:56:26 PM
My town is the sticky, stretchy, embarrassing booger you meant to quickly pick and flick and forget.. but you can't get to fall off your fingertips fast enough.
And just when you think it's gone for good, there it is, clinging to the side of a knuckle like a slimy secret hitchhiker, a little darker and thicker than you remembered it, so that long after you believe you have finally scraped the last of it off of you, the unpleasant suspicion of its persistent adhesive power haunts you into a futile attempt to rub phantom bits of phlegm out of your fingerprints.
You live in either Lowell or New Jersey?
Quote from: Richter on October 14, 2009, 06:04:38 PM
Providence is the Gall Bladder. Strange substances, bitterness at being a second fiddle to the Liver, and could likely be removed without great loss.
Pawtucket is some sort of benign cancerous growth on the gall bladder. You don't want it there, but until it becomes malignant, you can ignore it. Besides, you don't have the money for surgery and Neighborhood Health Care of Rhode Island is a scam anyway.
My town? Its a mole, considered a beauty mark by some and a hairy future site of melanoma by others.
Probably the Colon. There's a lot of pizza here, a lot of drugs, and the town is absolutely full of shit.
Honolulu? Pineal Gland.
Quote from: Kai on October 14, 2009, 10:41:15 PM
My town? Its a mole, considered a beauty mark by some and a hairy future site of melanoma by others.
that's fairly profound.
Quote from: Cainad on October 15, 2009, 02:22:59 AM
Honolulu? Pineal Gland.
Overpriced and completely fictional?
Quote from: Suu on October 15, 2009, 03:28:00 AM
Quote from: Cainad on October 15, 2009, 02:22:59 AM
Honolulu? Pineal Gland.
Overpriced and completely fictional?
Spend too much time focusing on it and you'll miss the point, and then everyone thinks you're a boring twit.
Quote from: Cainad on October 15, 2009, 03:36:12 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 15, 2009, 03:28:00 AM
Quote from: Cainad on October 15, 2009, 02:22:59 AM
Honolulu? Pineal Gland.
Overpriced and completely fictional?
Spend too much time focusing on it and you'll miss the point, and then everyone thinks you're a boring twit.
Nicely put!
Also, Eris contacted me while I was there. :D
Hold up, Rog. Let him finish. "Eris" can be anything.
Quote from: LMNO on October 15, 2009, 03:54:00 AM
Hold up, Rog. Let him finish. "Eris" can be anything.
Hence the :x
If it's not the actual Greek crone, up to her knees in blood, GTFO!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 03:55:01 AM
Quote from: LMNO on October 15, 2009, 03:54:00 AM
Hold up, Rog. Let him finish. "Eris" can be anything.
Hence the :x
If it's not the actual Greek crone, up to her knees in blood, GTFO!
Well, I ended up joining this forum, to be specific. That hippy bullshit
Principia Discordia book I had actually read prior to moving there.
Quote from: Cainad on October 15, 2009, 03:58:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 03:55:01 AM
Quote from: LMNO on October 15, 2009, 03:54:00 AM
Hold up, Rog. Let him finish. "Eris" can be anything.
Hence the :x
If it's not the actual Greek crone, up to her knees in blood, GTFO!
Well, I ended up joining this forum, to be specific. That hippy bullshit Principia Discordia book I had actually read prior to moving there.
That fucking thing? Burn it. It's nothing but trouble.
what i consider to be my hometown is like a breast: nice to look at, and a lot going on under the surface, but possibly rendered obsolete by advances in modern technology (boy am i gonna get shit for this :roll:)
my current city of residence is like a smaller breast.
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on October 15, 2009, 04:03:26 AM
what i consider to be my hometown is like a breast: nice to look at, and a lot going on under the surface, but possibly rendered obsolete by advances in modern technology (boy am i gonna get shit for this :roll:)
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!:crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 04:05:24 AM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on October 15, 2009, 04:03:26 AM
what i consider to be my hometown is like a breast: nice to look at, and a lot going on under the surface, but possibly rendered obsolete by advances in modern technology (boy am i gonna get shit for this :roll:)
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
:crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey:
yup, 'nuff said is think.
Involuntary reflex.
As for Cleveland, what part of the body has it's vital fluids catch fire?
So Florida is obviously the limp useless wang
But I'd have to say Orlando is the crap that develops under the foreskin.
It isn't quite the herpes sore that is Disney but it's sure sticky, smelly, cheesy and gross.
Then there's always the freshly shaven sparkling gay balls that is South Beach. Balls drenched in Dior.
Quote from: Squid on October 15, 2009, 04:37:49 AM
So Florida is obviously the limp useless wang
But I'd have to say Orlando is the crap that develops under the foreskin.
It isn't quite the herpes sore that is Disney but it's sure sticky, smelly, cheesy and gross.
Then there's always the freshly shaven sparkling gay balls that is South Beach. Balls drenched in Dior.
Oh great, that makes Pinellas County a circumcision error.
GIANT ERROR
I think Omaha is just another bend on the long intestine of America.
Quote from: Squid on October 15, 2009, 04:37:49 AM
So Florida is obviously the limp useless wang
But I'd have to say Orlando is the crap that develops under the foreskin.
It isn't quite the herpes sore that is Disney but it's sure sticky, smelly, cheesy and gross.
That would be smegma. For your own sanity NEVER google that word under any circumstances.
Oh yeah, and Indianapolis would be the belly button: located near the exact center and not good for anything except collecting lint.
Detroit is just a cancerous cell.
My dad always said the Inland Empire, where I used to live as a kid, was the Armpit of Southern California. So if the IE is the armpit, I think that would make San Diego the spleen. It's like where all the old, diseased parts of its surroundings go to die. From old military vets to washed-out movie stars to the gangbangers running drugs across the border. We get influxes of the good washed out with the tide and the great weather.
If you look at a map of the UK, southampton is the butt. theres a buttcrack, (the River Itchen) the Isle Of Wight is floating excretia just to the south.
its an ok, butt, its shiny on the surface, sexy in places, but it still is full of shit.
Forth Valley in Scotland is the diseased, cancerous lungs of the country. Dominated by a city-sized petrochemical refinery complex that makes the night sky look like the start of Bladerunner. We chainsmoke here. All of us. Man, woman and child. We smoke because it clogs up our lungs and forms a protective barrier against the air. If you don't smoke at least 40 a day chances are you'll be dead inside a week. Allergies, asthma, eczema, birth deformities, childhood leukaemia ... all at least double the national average. Triple on some counts. Forth Valley - we breathe shit so the rest of the country can moan about the carbon monoxide levels in their neck of the woods. Ah carbon monoxide. To breathe pure CO1, even for just an hour would be bliss.
Quote from: Suu on October 15, 2009, 04:47:43 AM
Quote from: Squid on October 15, 2009, 04:37:49 AM
So Florida is obviously the limp useless wang
But I'd have to say Orlando is the crap that develops under the foreskin.
It isn't quite the herpes sore that is Disney but it's sure sticky, smelly, cheesy and gross.
Then there's always the freshly shaven sparkling gay balls that is South Beach. Balls drenched in Dior.
Oh great, that makes Pinellas County a circumcision error.
I prefer to think of Dinsey as a sebacious cyst.
Columbus Ohio is the cellulite on the back of your thighs :cry:
We are the test market for new fast food and chain restaurants :x
Quote from: Fredtastic! on October 16, 2009, 02:57:29 PM
Columbus Ohio is the cellulite on the back of your thighs :cry:
We are the test market for new fast food and chain restaurants :x
Omaha is similarly a test market for these sort of things.
For example, did you have this monstrosity?
(http://www.boncherry.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kfc_double_down.jpg).
Its what happens when you deep fry evil.
is that... two pieces of fried chicken surrounding a bacon cheeseburger?
I think it's got no beef--just cheese and bacon between chicken fried chicken patties. :lulz:
Needs some greasy ground beef patties.
And mayonnaise.
Kentucky Fried Cardiac Arrest
Chicken Fried Artery Hardening
...with special sauce
my home "town" (island, whatever) is like the auto-immune disease of America.
yeah, it's part of the body as a whole, but things from other parts of the body tend to go there and get indiscriminately attacked.
San Jose is the freakishly large breast implant of California. The kind that would kill a motherfucker if they ever jumped on a trampoline.
After all, we aren't called the Silicon(e) Valley for nothing. 8)