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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Captain Utopia on October 14, 2009, 07:30:36 PM

Title: Large Erection
Post by: Captain Utopia on October 14, 2009, 07:30:36 PM
Looked out the window this morning and saw this:
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/bigcrane.jpg)

So big I had to stitch together three shots.
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: Richter on October 14, 2009, 07:37:28 PM
That is one HELL of a crane.
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: Cramulus on October 14, 2009, 07:47:16 PM
wow a crane
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: Brotep on October 14, 2009, 07:54:30 PM
And now, fictionpuss, I know where you live.
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: Captain Utopia on October 14, 2009, 07:59:07 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 14, 2009, 07:47:16 PM
wow a crane
Sorry if you found it anti-climatic.
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: Darth Cupcake on October 14, 2009, 08:02:44 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on October 14, 2009, 07:59:07 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 14, 2009, 07:47:16 PM
wow a crane
Sorry if you found it anti-climatic.

Actually, I could use a little more anti-climate around here. My car actually had FROST on it this morning! :cry:
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: Brotep on October 14, 2009, 08:13:41 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 14, 2009, 08:02:44 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on October 14, 2009, 07:59:07 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 14, 2009, 07:47:16 PM
wow a crane
Sorry if you found it anti-climatic.

Actually, I could use a little more anti-climate around here. My car actually had FROST on it this morning! :cry:

Well shit.  Be careful, though:  if climate and anti-climate ever meet they annihilate, which not only makes Baby Jesus cry but also punches a hole in the ozone layer.
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: Captain Utopia on October 14, 2009, 08:17:25 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 14, 2009, 08:02:44 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on October 14, 2009, 07:59:07 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 14, 2009, 07:47:16 PM
wow a crane
Sorry if you found it anti-climatic.

Actually, I could use a little more anti-climate around here. My car actually had FROST on it this morning! :cry:
Gah! I'm going to blame my uncharacteristically bad spelling upon my cold and hope that sounds believable. Sorry 'bout climate woes.
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 14, 2009, 08:37:34 PM
ive been there. dun dun dUUNNNNnnn
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: Remington on October 14, 2009, 10:14:23 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 14, 2009, 08:02:44 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on October 14, 2009, 07:59:07 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 14, 2009, 07:47:16 PM
wow a crane
Sorry if you found it anti-climatic.

Actually, I could use a little more anti-climate around here. My car actually had FROST on it this morning! :cry:
Oh noes! Frost? The horror!
You should come to Canada. We've had -20C (-4F for the Americans) for THREE WEEKS now. My car door was frozen to the frame, and my seat was actually frozen stiff.


Complaining about winter is our national past-time,
-Sir Remington III

Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: Suu on October 14, 2009, 10:17:01 PM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on October 14, 2009, 10:14:23 PM

Complaining about winter is our national past-time,
-Sir Remington III



Complaining about weather in general is a contact sport in Rhode Island.
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: Kai on October 14, 2009, 10:44:30 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on October 14, 2009, 07:30:36 PM
Looked out the window this morning and saw this:
http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/bigcrane.jpg

So big I had to stitch together three shots.

Man, when I heard you lived in Toronto, I didn't know you meant right on one of the main streets.
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: Dimocritus on October 14, 2009, 10:48:57 PM
Meh. I've seen bigger...
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: Reginald Ret on October 14, 2009, 11:53:51 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on October 14, 2009, 07:30:36 PM
Looked out the window this morning and saw this:
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/bigcrane.jpg)

So big I had to stitch together three shots.

The people in the building behind the crane seem to be preparing for when Roger finally loses control over his rage.
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: Richter on October 15, 2009, 02:12:46 AM
OP 5 will be on station in 3 hours.
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 03:27:00 AM
Quote from: Regret on October 14, 2009, 11:53:51 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on October 14, 2009, 07:30:36 PM
Looked out the window this morning and saw this:
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/bigcrane.jpg)

So big I had to stitch together three shots.

The people in the building behind the crane seem to be preparing for when Roger finally loses control over his rage.

They forgot the fucking apostrophe.  :crankey:
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: Suu on October 15, 2009, 03:31:07 AM
That's because they're Canadians.
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 03:32:08 AM
FIXED.

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/bigcrane.jpg)
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: Captain Utopia on October 15, 2009, 03:49:23 AM
 :lulz:

The ability of this forum to forge gold from drek never ceases to amaze.
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 03:50:07 AM
Quote from: fictionpuss on October 15, 2009, 03:49:23 AM
:lulz:

The ability of this forum to forge gold from drek never ceases to amaze.

We have this spinning wheel, see...

TGRR,
169% Newfie, by the way.
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: The Johnny on October 15, 2009, 03:51:05 AM
 :lmnuendo:


In teh spanishs, cetro ish scepter.
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 03:52:24 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on October 15, 2009, 03:51:05 AM
:lmnuendo:


In teh spanishs, cetro ish scepter.

Leave me and my enormous phallic symbol alone, sir.
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 04:10:18 AM
Also, Fictionpuss:  I got people in Pickering, Peterborough, Mississauga, and Hamilton.

You're fucking surrounded.  Half the fucking OPP are my bastard cousins.
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: Captain Utopia on October 15, 2009, 05:11:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 04:10:18 AM
Also, Fictionpuss:  I got people in Pickering, Peterborough, Mississauga, and Hamilton.

You're fucking surrounded.  Half the fucking OPP are my bastard cousins.
Oh yeah? Well I got... nothing. Damn.

Unless...
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/fcab.jpg)
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 05:13:58 AM
Quote from: fictionpuss on October 15, 2009, 05:11:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 04:10:18 AM
Also, Fictionpuss:  I got people in Pickering, Peterborough, Mississauga, and Hamilton.

You're fucking surrounded.  Half the fucking OPP are my bastard cousins.
Oh yeah? Well I got... nothing. Damn.

Unless...
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/fcab.jpg)

Against the OPP?  Those vicious bastards would burn down Toronto if they even suspected you existed.

And we can't have that.  I get up there about once every 2 years, and I will not miss my steak and kidney pie at The Keg.
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 05:17:01 AM
Also, PM Hoops.  He's in your area, and you'd be advised to learn how to avoid him.  He once beat the fuck out of the entire Hillsburgh Cabal just for spilling his beer.  He's a vicious brute and a very rude man.  He's the reason everyone hates Canada.  Just ask Triple Zero.  Fucking Hoops visited Europe, and gave all the old people flashbacks.
Title: Re: Large Erection
Post by: Captain Utopia on October 15, 2009, 05:42:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 05:13:58 AM
Against the OPP?  Those vicious bastards would burn down Toronto if they even suspected you existed.

And we can't have that.  I get up there about once every 2 years, and I will not miss my steak and kidney pie at The Keg.
Hmm. Okay, I guess my cabal will close doors then. Good thing too, I wasn't terribly happy with the hastily constructed slogan.

I didn't know that about The Keg, I have not had a decent steak pie since I left the UK, and gave up trying out of constant disappointment.