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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Iason Ouabache on October 15, 2009, 08:07:49 PM

Title: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 15, 2009, 08:07:49 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=8837675

QuoteA 6-year-old boy climbed into a homemade balloon aircraft and floated away Thursday, forcing officials to scramble to figure out how to rescue the boy as he hurled through the air.

The bizarre scene played out live on television and prompted fears that the flying saucer-shaped balloon would crash with the young child inside. FAA spokesman Mike Fergus says the agency has been notified and it was unclear whether traffic controllers had picked it up on radar.

Larimer County sheriff's spokeswoman Eloise Campanella says the device has the potential to rise to 10,000 feet. Sheriff's officials last saw the device floating south of Milliken, which is about 40 miles north of Denver.

"We were sitting eating, out looking where they normally shoot off hot air balloons. My husband said he saw something. It went over our rooftop. Then we saw the big round balloonish thing, it was spinning," said neighbor Lisa Eklund.

I feel bad for laughing at this but it is just too goddamn hilarious to keep in.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Da6s on October 15, 2009, 08:08:37 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 15, 2009, 08:07:49 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=8837675

QuoteA 6-year-old boy climbed into a homemade balloon aircraft and floated away Thursday, forcing officials to scramble to figure out how to rescue the boy as he hurled through the air.

The bizarre scene played out live on television and prompted fears that the flying saucer-shaped balloon would crash with the young child inside. FAA spokesman Mike Fergus says the agency has been notified and it was unclear whether traffic controllers had picked it up on radar.

Larimer County sheriff's spokeswoman Eloise Campanella says the device has the potential to rise to 10,000 feet. Sheriff's officials last saw the device floating south of Milliken, which is about 40 miles north of Denver.

"We were sitting eating, out looking where they normally shoot off hot air balloons. My husband said he saw something. It went over our rooftop. Then we saw the big round balloonish thing, it was spinning," said neighbor Lisa Eklund.

I feel bad for laughing at this but it is just too goddamn hilarious to keep in.   :lulz:

You beat me to it you bastard!!!  :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: LMNO on October 15, 2009, 08:09:58 PM
Someone's reading the same newsfeed...

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22565.msg765253#msg765253
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 15, 2009, 08:10:24 PM
By less than 30 secs too.   :thanks:
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Jenne on October 15, 2009, 08:23:32 PM
TEeeeheeeheheheee.  I only laugh because this ended well.  If it ended it tragedy, my reaction would not be so sanguine.  But it's like baby's day out or something.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Jenne on October 15, 2009, 08:29:04 PM
Dang...just noticed it hasn't ended yet...or has it?  I can't look it up at the moment.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Da6s on October 15, 2009, 08:36:23 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 15, 2009, 08:29:04 PM
Dang...just noticed it hasn't ended yet...or has it?  I can't look it up at the moment.

He's still in the air, they're trying to launch high altitude helicopters in an attempt to get the balloon.

You can laugh because it makes all those kids trapped in wells look like emo bitches.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Jenne on October 15, 2009, 08:37:06 PM
Quote from: Da6s on October 15, 2009, 08:36:23 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 15, 2009, 08:29:04 PM
Dang...just noticed it hasn't ended yet...or has it?  I can't look it up at the moment.

He's still in the air, they're trying to launch high altitude helicopters in an attempt to get the balloon.

You can laugh because it makes all those kids trapped in wells look like emo bitches.

...K...guess there's THAT...
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 15, 2009, 08:37:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 15, 2009, 08:09:58 PM
Someone's reading the same newsfeed...

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22565.msg765253#msg765253
Yeah, it's this really really big newfeed called Twitter. ;)

Quote from: Jenne on October 15, 2009, 08:29:04 PM
Dang...just noticed it hasn't ended yet...or has it?  I can't look it up at the moment.
He's still up in the air. Here's a video feed from a helicopter that is chasing him.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/video/18205848/index.html
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Jenne on October 15, 2009, 08:47:32 PM
the balloon is down--looks like the kid is not found yet, though... :(  ...eta:  or what they found wasn't good.  goddammit.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Jenne on October 15, 2009, 08:51:52 PM
Yeah...crime scene tape.  Jesus.  Well, this is horrific.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: LMNO on October 15, 2009, 08:52:27 PM
Oh, you didn't think this would end well, do you?
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Jenne on October 15, 2009, 08:53:50 PM
:(  Welllll, I thought it was all over when I originally posted...didn't realize they boy hadn't landed yet.  This definitely sucks ass...meh.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: La Terrorista on October 15, 2009, 08:58:42 PM
I'm thinking the kid was never in there in the first place.

But seriously, do you people who watched this intently also watch Faces of Death? I couldn't sit there and watch this while it was happening and I still thought the boy was in there.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Da6s on October 15, 2009, 09:00:57 PM
I wasn't watching, merely reading, and mainly just to see the media lose it's freaking mind over balloonboy.


In all honesty, here's what i think happened: Obnoxious little shit releases mommy and daddy's expensive science balloon (for kicks of course). Balloon floats away, kid realizes he's an obnoxious little shit and hides.


Now the cops get to play hide and seek with him.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Da6s on October 15, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Just in: This family was on Wife Swap. I formally declare shenanigans.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: AFK on October 15, 2009, 10:13:59 PM
It's always a good idea to let small children play with huge hot air balloons.  That could never go wrong ever.  Hey guys, I'm thinking of building a trebuchet in my backyard, should I have my 5 year old hold down the bucket while I tie it down? 
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Suu on October 15, 2009, 10:15:25 PM
I can't help it.

I'm  :lulz:
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Jenne on October 15, 2009, 10:15:32 PM
:x  I said to myself I wouldn't look at this thread again or post in it.  But High Weirdness is in effect today, so, fuckit. 

:x
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Suu on October 15, 2009, 10:17:50 PM
Chances are, the kid is hiding somewhere, scared shitless that his parents are going to beat him for letting the balloon go, not even realizing what the hell is going on.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Jenne on October 15, 2009, 10:23:50 PM
With all the news coverage on him...guess the prospect of him "falling out" is low?  Or at least him falling out and no one noticing.  So bizarre--the whole thing!
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: AFK on October 15, 2009, 10:24:17 PM
This will be a Law and Order episode some day. 
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Jenne on October 15, 2009, 10:25:02 PM
Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 15, 2009, 10:24:17 PM
This will be a Law and Order episode some day  next week

Totally agree.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 15, 2009, 10:28:50 PM
Quote from: Da6s on October 15, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Just in: This family was on Wife Swap. I formally declare shenanigans.
Yep. Starting to sound really fishy.

http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSTRE59E5H720091015

QuoteRescue crews rushed to the scene after being told the boy had climbed inside the balloon before it became untethered at his family's home in Fort Collins, but the boy was not found.

"The bottom of (the balloon) is contained and hasn't been breached," Eloise Campanella of Larimer County Sheriff's Department told CNN shortly after the balloon landed.

"So at this point we are thinking he did not fall out of it. He has to be somewhere on the ground near his home."

A spokeswoman for the county sheriff said deputies were searching for him in his neighborhood.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 15, 2009, 10:45:43 PM
Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 15, 2009, 10:13:59 PM
It's always a good idea to let small children play with huge hot air balloons.  That could never go wrong ever.  Hey guys, I'm thinking of building a trebuchet in my backyard, should I have my 5 year old hold down the bucket while I tie it down? 

I'm pretty sure Little People, Big World already did that one.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Suu on October 15, 2009, 11:18:16 PM
THEY FOUND HIM!


He was home all along.

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 15, 2009, 11:21:38 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 15, 2009, 11:18:16 PM
THEY FOUND HIM!


He was home all along.

:horrormirth:

:lulz:
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 15, 2009, 11:22:38 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 15, 2009, 11:18:16 PM
THEY FOUND HIM!


He was home all along.

:horrormirth:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Let the Media Circus begin!!!

Or continue, actually. Whatever.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:28:40 PM
Quoteas he hurled through the air.

hurled? Really, media?
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:30:13 PM
Quote from: Da6s on October 15, 2009, 09:00:57 PM
I wasn't watching, merely reading, and mainly just to see the media lose it's freaking mind over balloonboy.


In all honesty, here's what i think happened: Obnoxious little shit releases mommy and daddy's expensive science balloon (for kicks of course). Balloon floats away, kid realizes he's an obnoxious little shit and hides.


Now the cops get to play hide and seek with him.

Who called it? That's right. Da6s called it.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:31:54 PM
Quote from: La Terrorista on October 15, 2009, 08:58:42 PM
I'm thinking the kid was never in there in the first place.

But seriously, do you people who watched this intently also watch Faces of Death? I couldn't sit there and watch this while it was happening and I still thought the boy was in there.

Kid was hiding in the garage.  This whole thing was a stunt.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:32:28 PM
Quote from: Da6s on October 15, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Just in: This family was on Wife Swap. I formally declare shenanigans.

WIN.

This was staged.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: LMNO on October 16, 2009, 12:42:28 AM
Not mine, but:
(http://i33.tinypic.com/bgcp47.jpg)
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 16, 2009, 12:50:02 AM
:mittens:
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: La Terrorista on October 16, 2009, 01:09:05 AM
Quote from: LMNO on October 16, 2009, 12:42:28 AM
Not mine, but:
(http://i33.tinypic.com/bgcp47.jpg)
:lulz: :mittens:
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Jenne on October 16, 2009, 01:37:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:30:13 PM
Quote from: Da6s on October 15, 2009, 09:00:57 PM
I wasn't watching, merely reading, and mainly just to see the media lose it's freaking mind over balloonboy.


In all honesty, here's what i think happened: Obnoxious little shit releases mommy and daddy's expensive science balloon (for kicks of course). Balloon floats away, kid realizes he's an obnoxious little shit and hides.


Now the cops get to play hide and seek with him.

Who called it? That's right. Da6s called it.

Da6s wins fread, as does LMNO's latest Kanye offering to the lulz godz.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 16, 2009, 01:39:55 AM
Quote from: Jenne on October 16, 2009, 01:37:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:30:13 PM
Quote from: Da6s on October 15, 2009, 09:00:57 PM
I wasn't watching, merely reading, and mainly just to see the media lose it's freaking mind over balloonboy.


In all honesty, here's what i think happened: Obnoxious little shit releases mommy and daddy's expensive science balloon (for kicks of course). Balloon floats away, kid realizes he's an obnoxious little shit and hides.


Now the cops get to play hide and seek with him.

Who called it? That's right. Da6s called it.

Da6s wins fread, as does LMNO's latest Kanye offering to the lulz godz.

And it can be re-used with the names switched around once that biopic comes out this year.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Jenne on October 16, 2009, 01:41:44 AM
REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: LMNO on October 16, 2009, 01:44:27 AM
Also,

(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r197/LexMarburger/balloon-boy-14.jpg)
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 16, 2009, 01:45:39 AM
Quote from: LMNO on October 16, 2009, 01:44:27 AM
Also,

(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r197/LexMarburger/balloon-boy-14.jpg)

:lulz:
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 16, 2009, 02:11:53 AM
also the twitter trending topic:

Yo Balloon Boy, I'm a let you finish, but Anne Frank had the best attic hideout spot of all time!
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2009, 02:51:35 AM
Quote from: Fredtastic! on October 16, 2009, 02:11:53 AM
also the twitter trending topic:

Yo Balloon Boy, I'm a let you finish, but Anne Frank had the best attic hideout spot of all time!


:lulz:
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 16, 2009, 05:30:41 AM
Quote from: LMNO on October 16, 2009, 01:44:27 AM
Also,

(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r197/LexMarburger/balloon-boy-14.jpg)
:lulz: CRACK MY SHIT UP!!!
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Dysnomia on October 16, 2009, 08:23:15 AM
DA6S WINS THIS THREAD




The whole situation made me  :lulz: and  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: LMNO on October 16, 2009, 12:42:41 PM
The kid admitted he did it "for the show".


Yup, it was a setup.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Captain Utopia on October 16, 2009, 01:50:42 PM
Huh. I didn't hear anything about this until I got home from work at around 7pm and everything was already over. I can't quite figure whether I missed out on anything or not.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: LMNO on October 16, 2009, 01:55:15 PM
Oh, don't worry.  If the morning news was any indication, they'll be talking about this for a week or two.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Richter on October 16, 2009, 01:58:41 PM
Yeah, because nothing ELSE is happening.  Anywhere.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: AFK on October 16, 2009, 02:16:51 PM
Nope nothing (http://thinkprogress.org/2009/10/15/insurance-company-patients-dogs/) at all. 
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Dr. Paes on October 16, 2009, 02:20:50 PM
Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 16, 2009, 02:16:51 PM
Nope nothing (http://thinkprogress.org/2009/10/15/insurance-company-patients-dogs/) at all. 
:x :x :x
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2009, 03:08:50 PM
Quote from: Paesior on October 16, 2009, 02:20:50 PM
Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 16, 2009, 02:16:51 PM
Nope nothing (http://thinkprogress.org/2009/10/15/insurance-company-patients-dogs/) at all. 
:x :x :x

Not a goddamned thing.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22579.0
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Cain on October 16, 2009, 03:24:25 PM
Quote from: La Terrorista on October 15, 2009, 08:58:42 PM
I'm thinking the kid was never in there in the first place.

La Terrorista wins a prize.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 16, 2009, 04:07:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 16, 2009, 01:44:27 AM
Also,

(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r197/LexMarburger/balloon-boy-14.jpg)

I will, too. :lulz: I was at the barber's, waiting for a haircut. Saw it on the teevee.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Remington on October 17, 2009, 07:12:40 AM
(http://www.topcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/balloonboyfb.png)
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 17, 2009, 07:25:11 AM
That deserves the golfclap. :golfclap:
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 18, 2009, 02:40:26 AM
And criminal charges will be filed.

http://cnnwire.blogs.cnn.com/2009/10/17/charges-expected-against-in-balloon-boy-case/

QuoteAuthorities in Colorado say criminal charges are expected to be filed in the case involving a storm-chasing Fort Collins father whose giant Mylar balloon ascended into the sky earlier this week — sparking fears that his 6-year-old was aboard.

"We anticipate criminal charges will be filed sometime in the near future," Larimer County Sheriff Jim Alderden told CNN.
Title: Re: Warning: Do not let a 6 year old hijack your hot-air ballon
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on October 18, 2009, 05:52:35 PM
Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 16, 2009, 02:16:51 PM
Nope nothing (http://thinkprogress.org/2009/10/15/insurance-company-patients-dogs/) at all. 

How does this qualify as "News"? Everybody already knows this.