Yes YOU, I mean you. All of yous. Fucking jibbering monkeys. Its like something straight out of "They're Made of Meat", all flapping and squirting and waggling and spitting out your anus like mouths, spewing horrendous nonsense, lies, ignorance and just plain STUPID TALK. I hear you all in my sleep, I hear you all day long, you maniac retard monkeys, on the street and in the office.
Its gotten so bad I can't even understand speech anymore, all the talk, even the most coherent is rendered into hoots and howls and high pitched screeches. When I go for a walk, I don't see a mother and her child walking for ice cream, I see a gorilla and a smaller gorilla grunting and throwing their shit straight out of their assholes and picking every orifice, I SEE IT DAMN YOU ALL. A bunch of business men in suits become a squawking caterwalking maniac bunch of chimpanzees licking each others dicks. Its like I've put on one of those special pairs of movie glasses except instead of seeing the world in 3-d I see it in MONKEY VISION.
And as much as I want to take them off they won't come off, they're stuck to my face and the only way to remove them is to rip my face off! Did you hear me, I'M GONNA RIP MY FACE OFF! YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT YOU!
Also, fuck you, Kai.
I love you.
Fuck yeah
Woot! :mittens:
Today a classmate made a presentation about incest.
It was 3 hours of disgunstingly projective perversion :vom:
Cz his mommy died when he was 8, and his father married a young woman.
Thats all i could possibly hear in his attempts to explain some theories and authors.
One endless drone:
"Mommy i miss you
i want to fuck my step-mom
mommy i miss you
-any questions about exogamy?-
i want to fuck my step-mom"
On and on and on and on....
And you didn't STOMP HIM? WHAT THE FUCK MAN, YOU'RE ONE OF THEM.
Of course you are. You and the rest of the fucking monkeys.
Ohhhh believe you me, when the 3 session exposition ends (cz everyone has 3 classes each to do their own subject), and theres finally the communal grading system part and critique section, hes going down.
We've been forced to go along with free association games with his personal collection of milf and fatty porn, and nitpickingly analyzing some son-mother romance story.
There shall be no forgiveness.
Quote from: JohNyx on October 16, 2009, 12:33:44 AM
Ohhhh believe you me, when the 3 session exposition ends (cz everyone has 3 classes each to do their own subject), and theres finally the communal grading system part and critique section, hes going down.
We've been forced to go along with free association games with his personal collection of milf and fatty porn, and nitpickingly analyzing some son-mother romance story.
There shall be no forgiveness.
SMITE HIM
:lulz:
When I go for a walk, I don't see a mother and her child walking for ice cream, I see a gorilla and a smaller gorilla grunting and throwing their shit straight out of their assholes and picking every orifice, I SEE IT DAMN YOU ALL. A bunch of business men in suits become a squawking caterwalking maniac bunch of chimpanzees licking each others dicks. Its like I've put on one of those special pairs of movie glasses except instead of seeing the world in 3-d I see it in MONKEY VISION.
ITT - Kai 'channels' William Burroughs!
Great fucking rant, Kai.
*agrees with the Alphapance* This was awesome. And I've begun to see the world in primate-colored goggles myself.