First sentence is funny, the rest not really.
http://www.publications.ojd.state.or.us/S056015.htm
Yeah, I completely expected the second sentence to be, "The bartender said, 'What'll you have?'"
How drunk was he when he sat down on the barstool?
I don't see college students getting in an uproar and suing people when they injure themselves while drunk.
Quote from: Kai on October 16, 2009, 03:02:23 AM
How drunk was he when he sat down on the barstool?
I don't see college students getting in an uproar and suing people when they injure themselves while drunk.
Doesn't matter, because the stool collapsed. It's hard to write that off as operator error.
Quote from: Nigel on October 16, 2009, 01:26:30 AM
First sentence is funny,
That's as far as I got. It was worth it.