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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Dalek on October 17, 2009, 01:12:04 PM

Title: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Dalek on October 17, 2009, 01:12:04 PM
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That shit is hilarious. Just input a random phrase and let it translate to japaneese and back a few times.
http://translationparty.com/#4822824
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Dr. Paes on October 17, 2009, 01:18:40 PM
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QuoteIf you really, really, even in this case, their true intentions are, these false statements, that is, in this case, in this sense, if a fake is a false choice to back up the true meaning of the false If you can not find the means.

QuoteIt is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Messier Undertree on October 17, 2009, 01:28:17 PM
QuoteYour first step, opie would you like to you? All up to 14 days. Baggie ghetto shrine of teddy bears and teeth.
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on October 17, 2009, 03:37:28 PM
I started with:
QuoteHow much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

and finally found equilibrium with:
QuoteUddochakkuchakkuuddochakkuuddochakku wood and how much time?

:? :lol:
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Cain on October 17, 2009, 03:55:49 PM
QuoteFuck you, my mother died from finding equilibrium!

QuoteAnd, sex, death, the Council will find a balance between his mother!

:?
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Suu on October 17, 2009, 04:54:49 PM
QuoteTwo households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona where we lay our scene...

25 translations later...

Quote1000 February 1, the dignity of both Verona 11, Sun Moon Lake one day responsibility of the family ... 1,001,010,100,100 1000 1,001,000,100,000,010

QuoteIt is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

I broke it with Shakespeare.
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 17, 2009, 04:56:53 PM
For some reason that thing won't work with Firefox on my Mac.
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 17, 2009, 04:59:46 PM
Quote from: DALEKK on October 17, 2009, 01:12:04 PM
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That shit is hilarious. Just input a random phrase and let it translate to japaneese and back a few times.
http://translationparty.com/#4822824


QuoteThat shit is hilarious. However, japaneese, you can convert multiple input random phrases.
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Suu on October 17, 2009, 05:01:37 PM
QuoteTo be, or not to be, that is the question.

QuoteWhat to do if problems please.

I thought it was the ellipsis that fucked it up, so I tried the Prologue again...

QuoteTwo households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona where we lay our scene.

Quote3,1 same company, Verona 2 two or three hours of 1:01 minutes and two minutes to one half of the dignity of one who was arrested yesterday three of our family.

Still no equilibrium.

(http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/equilibrium26.jpg)
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 17, 2009, 05:02:01 PM
"Or Kirumi"  Equilibrium for "Or Kill Me"?

WTF is this shit, and no, I'm not moving to Japan!  :crankey:
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Fuquad on October 17, 2009, 05:09:44 PM
The base belongs to us all.
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Messier Undertree on October 17, 2009, 05:11:33 PM
http://translationparty.com/#4824172 (http://translationparty.com/#4824172)

QuoteDid you know the God is a crazy woman?

QuoteIf God, I know a woman with mad cow disease?

Equilibrium found.
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Cain on October 17, 2009, 05:13:40 PM
Quotethat's just what the ancient Hebrews thought

QuoteHowever, I believe the ancient Hebrew

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 17, 2009, 09:56:56 PM
"This attribute is described by a pure fluke in a rational and proper way"
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Remington on October 17, 2009, 10:19:21 PM
http://translationparty.com/#4827724 (http://translationparty.com/#4827724)

WINNAR
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 17, 2009, 10:40:12 PM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on October 17, 2009, 10:19:21 PM
http://translationparty.com/#4827724 (http://translationparty.com/#4827724)

WINNAR

You have to actually post it here, there's nothing in that link.
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Messier Undertree on October 17, 2009, 10:44:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 17, 2009, 10:40:12 PM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on October 17, 2009, 10:19:21 PM
http://translationparty.com/#4827724 (http://translationparty.com/#4827724)

WINNAR

You have to actually post it here, there's nothing in that link.

The link works for me.

QuotePlease don't rape me.

QuotePlease. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please do not rape me please.

No equilibrium.
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 17, 2009, 11:43:13 PM
worked for me too. and i give it :mittens:
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 18, 2009, 03:09:46 AM
Must just be a firefox/opera/mac glitch.
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 18, 2009, 03:21:28 AM
i use firefox on mac  :lol:
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 18, 2009, 03:22:54 AM
Quote from: Fredtastic! on October 18, 2009, 03:21:28 AM
i use firefox on mac  :lol:

It won't work for me AT ALL using Firefox on my mini. No idea why.
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 18, 2009, 03:23:43 AM
ITS RACIST  :argh!:
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 18, 2009, 03:25:18 AM
 :lulz: Clearly!
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on October 18, 2009, 03:51:08 AM
This thing is weird.  I started putting Bible verses in it:

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If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
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My disciples, he and his wife, sister, mother, father, my brother as a child living ø.

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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
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In addition, he believes in God. I'm evil and corruption: it is like the devil a'm.

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Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Dasheth confirmed his satisfaction with his stones.

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The nakedness of thy father's wife's daughter, begotten of thy father, she is thy sister, thou shalt not uncover her nakedness.
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Victim's father, sister and thy wife in addition to Hanatanata I have a problem you need to know the girl, thy father.
> It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Remington on October 18, 2009, 07:48:44 AM
Quote from: 　 on October 17, 2009, 10:44:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 17, 2009, 10:40:12 PM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on October 17, 2009, 10:19:21 PM
http://translationparty.com/#4827724 (http://translationparty.com/#4827724)

WINNAR

You have to actually post it here, there's nothing in that link.

The link works for me.

QuotePlease don't rape me.

QuotePlease. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please do not rape me please.

No equilibrium.
Read it out loud, and start reading faster as you go down. By the time you're halfway down you should be frantically begging.
Double points if you do so in a crowded room.
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Dalek on October 18, 2009, 12:01:17 PM
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QuoteBe happy for the earth is made of rock

QuoteWe are pleased with rocky planets
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Dalek on October 18, 2009, 12:03:33 PM
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Lol. Uber random
QuoteFruit my ass, I want to become ruler of the earth and eventually eat
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Suu on October 18, 2009, 08:15:59 PM
Quote from: DALEKK on October 18, 2009, 12:03:33 PM
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Lol. Uber random
QuoteFruit my ass, I want to become ruler of the earth and eventually eat

(http://)
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Bruno on October 18, 2009, 09:15:18 PM
Quote from: DALEKK on October 18, 2009, 12:03:33 PM
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Lol. Uber random
QuoteFruit my ass, I want to become ruler of the earth and eventually eat




Funniest one yet!
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Fuquad on October 19, 2009, 07:08:07 AM
For, consider yourself a fool. (http://translationparty.com/#4851487)
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Triple Zero on October 19, 2009, 09:53:38 AM
I'm really happy for you, I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time.

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But I really, I Kuenti 1 Bideobiyonse, what, you can hear the best way to update the requirements of each customer.
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Bruno on October 19, 2009, 11:19:46 AM
Quote from: A Pesky Nonvoting Screeching on October 19, 2009, 07:08:07 AM
For, consider yourself a fool. (http://translationparty.com/#4851487)

STOP TRYING TO MAKE THE INTERNET SENTIENT!!!


IT WILL DESTROY US ALL!!!
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Lies on October 19, 2009, 11:41:24 AM
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"chaos enlightenment"
=
"Sense of confusion"

"enlightened chaos"
=
"Smart mess"
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Bruno on October 19, 2009, 12:08:58 PM
Here is to stop thinking Conclusion.
Conclusion is to stop thinking here.
Here is to stop thinking Conclusion.
Conclusion is to stop thinking here.
QuoteHere is to stop thinking Conclusion.
Conclusion is to stop thinking here.
Here is to stop thinking Conclusion.
Conclusion is to stop thinking here.
Here is to stop thinking Conclusion.
Conclusion is to stop thinking here...

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QuoteConclusion is simply where you stopped thinking.

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Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Rumckle on October 20, 2009, 05:31:22 PM
"Don't you tell me to smile, you stick around I'll make it worth your while."

...

"I will ask you smile following values refer to stick things to please me."

...

"As follows: Please, I am looking for: less than the value of your smile."
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 21, 2009, 12:26:36 AM
"You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep."

...

"Everyone pretend to wake up sleeping people."

...

"Pretend that everyone is going to sleep."
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: BadBeast on February 15, 2011, 12:38:22 PM
Bump.
How is babby formed? How woman get pragnent?

Eventually finds equilibrium, with

"The baby, which it is formed? Pragnent, do I get the females?"
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: navkat on February 15, 2011, 02:12:40 PM
I broke it by telling the TROOF:

QuoteI want to eat bacon off a male hooker and bathe in a kiddie-pool full of fun-fur and glittah.

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YAY ME!
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Slyph on February 15, 2011, 02:14:40 PM
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi will go on trial in April over allegations that he paid a 17-year-old girl for sex and abused his power by trying to get her cleared of theft, a judge ruled on Tuesday

In Italy, Prime Minister Shiruvioberurusukoni Tuesday, the trial court to prison, she was then he suspected of stealing a woman's consciousness, and she is sexually Please check 17 times the power of Please ensure that you are trying to get exploited.

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Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Luna on February 15, 2011, 02:21:31 PM
I had to do it.  I fed it Sarah Palin.

QuoteAs Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border.

QuoteWhat is going on - President Vladimir Putin, the U.S. Air Force, came to the U.S. space activities? It's Alaska. Across the border now.

and

QuoteThe America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil.

Oops...

QuoteIt is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

However, while it was trying, we got:

QuoteAnd subjective judgments, I am under the program, his staff, PMS produce the death of the United States, their health decisions, and yes, I know you are a parent Syakai Paneruobama stands first Earl has a baby concern. Such a system is downright evil.
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: BadBeast on February 15, 2011, 03:09:22 PM
I fed the British Police caution in, to see if it made any more sense than it does in English. While it couldn't achieve equilibrium,

"You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned, something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say will be used in evidence"

it did reach significant levels of coherence, almost as relevant as it is in English.

"If it can damage your defense, what is the question and the court should say that nothing is filed. I have to say that you Evidence. Now use"

And
"If you need to say anything, the question referred to the Court that do not rely on is if you can damage your defense. I have to say you are using Evidence now"  :?

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Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Jasper on February 15, 2011, 06:30:38 PM
Have the power to touch!

After all is said, to run, do not have to walk!
You have won!

As you know, take the stupid heat, break the rules!

If it is never enough, the first test, when conducted in the rough!

Have the power to touch!

All hell is destroyed, your eyes can relax on board in a storm!

Do you have a heart, you need to exercise!

It is known to be a hard place
Have the power to touch!

Reduced, or he can bend it to play, they seem to know!

You have to stick to his position in the blood,
it means that you are in the hands of a powerful steel!

This wall, Takinsutoraiki his last fight, might be something you can feel!

Have the power to touch!

Touch fire fightin 'needs, we know you have a fire!

Touch with you! You have the power!

(http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/optimusprime.jpg)
Title: Re: I strangled kitten shoes and drinking coke
Post by: Bruno on February 15, 2011, 08:29:02 PM
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

--->

We will use one of them must specify that you can use. ?



Equilibrium found.

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